Massage Parlor Reports

[DocSter]

Can you describe Yomi? Petite. Age. Etc. ?

CL.

Yomi about 30 yo, 5'6", thin, small blurts, decent looking, pretty smile and very friendly, wants to please and not just get the ka ching. Altho very happy with tip.

Would see again.

[True Pair]

I liked SM's description and review of Camilla so I made an appointment. The massage was ok, medium pressure and lasted just long enough for her to become comfortable with me. From here on out, the rest of the session was incredible. Her hands and very large breasts worked as a team on me in a variety of positions. Camilla calls this her "basic" and I encourage you to experience it as IMHO there isn't anything basic about it at all! SM was spot on with his description of her and I'd like to add that she is curvy, articulate, fun and sexy. She is also a member of USASG and said she would check out the posted reviews we wrote. There is more on the menu (and she is a safe girl) but l also was having such a good time I just asked her to continue. Camilla is there Mon / Tues / Wed and every other Sunday for now. Spent .55 for 45 min with a .50 tip. I will repeat.

L.

These reports are true. Ta ta's are huge you might get stretch marks on your cheeks if your not careful. Place is clean and parking is out of sight of 192. I will return.

[Jacknows52]

One might think that YOU are Marika or are shilling for her. You came on the board in April and have posted what looks like advertisements with no details about her and her alone. So if the brothers here get suspicious, you'll have to forgive us.

Well I can understand how you would think that the truth of the matter is that I'm pretty new to this site, and I have a pretty big Crush on her, I Know I Know.

It's not a big deal but I just can't say enough good things about her.

So think what you may brothers that's the story and I want you to know. She's a real "gem" to me anyway.

My Dream just doesn't end.

[Whiskeysours]

Yes they sure are and I do have chemistry with this lady.

One might think that YOU are Marika or are shilling for her. You came on the board in April and have posted what looks like advertisements with no details about her and her alone. So if the brothers here get suspicious, you'll have to forgive us.

[WhiteSuspect]

Made a trip to sunrise and of course they were busy. Julie wanted me to pay and wait and when I said I would be back later she took me to a room in the back to wait. LOL she seemed rushed through the shower but made up for it on the massage which I'm still feeling today LOL. The rest went as we all know.

[Cunnilingus69]

Went there earlier this week, Yomi?, very nice and accommodating had great TS, fair massage, then nice dream with BBBJ, more licking than sucking and HE. Fumm menu was offered but did not partake. Lasted at least an hour felt so good left $ tip, rec if that what you are in the mood for.

Can you describe Yomi? Petite. Age. Etc. ?

CL.

[DocSter]

Went there earlier this week, Yomi?, very nice and accommodating had great TS, fair massage, then nice dream with BBBJ, more licking than sucking and HE. Fumm menu was offered but did not partake. Lasted at least an hour felt so good left $ tip, rec if that what you are in the mood for.

[Launcher321]

Saw Camilla at massage matters, new girl there this week. Real pretty latina chick, huge tits, long hair, tan skin, real friendly, and easy to talk to. She is about 5'3" and has a few extra pounds, but nothing you would not like unless you only like spinners. Talks real sexy as you get the rubdown. I felt like there were a lot of options available but I did not discuss but she seemed very open. I was very happy with those huge ta-tas and her pretty face.

I liked SM's description and review of Camilla so I made an appointment. The massage was ok, medium pressure and lasted just long enough for her to become comfortable with me. From here on out, the rest of the session was incredible. Her hands and very large breasts worked as a team on me in a variety of positions. Camilla calls this her "basic" and I encourage you to experience it as IMHO there isn't anything basic about it at all! SM was spot on with his description of her and I'd like to add that she is curvy, articulate, fun and sexy. She is also a member of USASG and said she would check out the posted reviews we wrote. There is more on the menu (and she is a safe girl) but l also was having such a good time I just asked her to continue. Camilla is there Mon / Tues / Wed and every other Sunday for now. Spent .55 for 45 min with a .50 tip. I will repeat.

L.

[Film5947]

Did she come to the space coast for a visit or did you go to Orlando?

I put this review in the wrong thread section area! Supposed to be Orlando.

Sorry!

So report it and I'll move it.

A2

[Hawkeye49]

Missy is very cool and laid back with me. You have to text her because she does not respond to calls until she confirms the meet. She is a former massage therapist, but does body rubs, she does know how give a good massage and really she did. 1 hour went on 2 hours and she did not even care. What the hell! She does where a lot make up, but she is attractive. She 30 years old. Very skinny girl!

I would definately repeat, for the rub was 2. Plus 1. For the tip and I got the whole enchilada and left very happy. Yes, kind high, but in this dream it went on for 2 hours. At one point I thought I heard her say "did you cum!" I said "no!" She said "what did you say?" "No, I did not cum yet," I reiterated to her. "Well, I just did, come on, harder, f at 3 K it feel so good" This girl was into it! Well, for me in this dream I had, it seemed she enjoyed her time with me immensely. My goodness, I dreamed she was straddling me and she began to convulse and held and squeezed me as hard as she can. Before she left, she asked me, "please call me I had so much fun, but don't always do this, I just do body rubs, okay! And that's it, but if want to do this again, I will do the same thing for you. Your so cute! Why are you doing this again?" Then she kisses me on the lips and gives me deep hug and says good bye.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...-missy/6933125

https://sites.google.com/site/melissasmobilemassagefla/

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ght-28/9497530

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ght-28/9512968

Did she come to the space coast for a visit or did you go to Orlando?

[Film5947]

Missy is very cool and laid back with me. You have to text her because she does not respond to calls until she confirms the meet. She is a former massage therapist, but does body rubs, she does know how give a good massage and really she did. 1 hour went on 2 hours and she did not even care. What the hell! She does where a lot make up, but she is attractive. She 30 years old. Very skinny girl!

I would definately repeat, for the rub was 2. Plus 1. For the tip and I got the whole enchilada and left very happy. Yes, kind high, but in this dream it went on for 2 hours. At one point I thought I heard her say "did you cum!" I said "no!" She said "what did you say?" "No, I did not cum yet," I reiterated to her. "Well, I just did, come on, harder, f at 3 K it feel so good" This girl was into it! Well, for me in this dream I had, it seemed she enjoyed her time with me immensely. My goodness, I dreamed she was straddling me and she began to convulse and held and squeezed me as hard as she can. Before she left, she asked me, "please call me I had so much fun, but don't always do this, I just do body rubs, okay! And that's it, but if want to do this again, I will do the same thing for you. Your so cute! Why are you doing this again?" Then she kisses me on the lips and gives me deep hug and says good bye.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...-missy/6933125

https://sites.google.com/site/melissasmobilemassagefla/

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ght-28/9497530

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ght-28/9512968

[Film5947]

Beth was ok! The massage was not great, very light touch and HJ was given. She kind average woman, cubby and little flabby, but pleasant, nice and kind. Clean house, clean room upstairs.

I will not repeat. "Jag" is right about her, but just not might cup of tea. She does not look like her picture, either she had a bad hair and face day or she is much younger in that picture but what do I know!

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...bybeth/9830217

[Skintology]

Appreciate all the feedback so far. If you check out my local board, you'll find I usually can get a lady to stretch her normal services to my liking, but with only a week to spend there, I do not have time to develop the relationship I might gain from several visits, so my request was simply to improve my odds of success in finding my preferences. CBJ for me is often a dealbreaker, and I don't want to spend half my allotted time trying to talk a lady into something she doesn't truly like to provide, even tho I have a fairly good track record in that area. l'd rather find someone who loves what I love.

Jag...Thanks, and it seems you guys have a good Board going over here. Anyone who still might nominate the ultimate true massage BJ All Star Queen, or perhaps an UTR candidate, feel free to have her contact me here, or please pm me her info with her contact info. Remember, I know all the players in my area if you guys ever visit.

[Brevard Newbie]

Thanks Buddy!

Guess we are both on the same page with respect to these issues. Back finally from a month in Hawaii. Amazing girls walking around after dark on Kalakaua Avenue. Seems LE accepts their profession or turns a blind eye since the Japanese Tourists rule the roost in Waikiki. I saw some gorgeous girls there but I was on a family vacation.

Another topic worth mentioning is trust. If a provider asks me to keep things confidential, eg, names, services, etc it goes to the grave with me. I lived most of my life in the DC area and had many provider friends who were very close to me, acting like we were long lost lovers but no one ever knew. Most of them were rub and tug ladies never deviating from their services but as you experience Jag they can all be wonderful, loving, caring if there is a bond established and earned.

Some of the stories I have heard from the ladies are astounding, drunk guys, obnoxious behavior from the get-go, manner less pigs grabbing the "just met" ladies crotches and tits. Gezzz, does anyone think this disgusting behavior will get you YMMV with a Provider? Just because we are paying for sexual favors in no way implies we can violate anyone.

We need to teach an etiquette class Professor Jag. LOL.

Safe Mongering my friend.

BN.

Brother BN! You are King for A Day! King Solomon could not have said it any better!

You are so seared in your post. I can't tell you how many fucking PM's I get from guys who have failed miserably with providers. Many times, the reason for their failures is looking straight back at them in the mirror! Like my good brother LawDog17 in the Orlando Forum says: "Don't blame the car, blame the mutha fuckin' driver"! LOL.

Indeed, guys are too aggressive with gals on the first visit and fuck everything up for themselves. It took me fucking 6 visits with Orlando Hottie LMT, Jackie Joy before I achieved "some" success. But, The Jag was patient and I waited and finally I was "happy", if you will. Jackie Joy was RENOWNED for leaving dozens of Orlando men with a bad case of "blue balls". Or, in my case, "blue Jag balls". Yes, it took big Jag Coin, but, I finally, ahem, "busted" through. Oh, and Jackie Joy gives a great massage, too. (That was for you, sweetie, in case you are reading the Brevard Boards. lol)

Chemistry is also critical. We ALL know that. Some chicks dig you, some don't. You're banging a provider that will barely give another brother a HE. Then, next week, that same brother is banging a provider that will barely give YOU a HE. HOWEVER, a superior hobbyist can "usually" (though, not always, as there are some LMT's that simply HATE men and penises! LOL) get even the most "difficult" providers to eventually give up something. Not FS or even BBBJCIM, but, at least an assisted SS/HE at the very minimum. I am talking about LMT's, not Rub gals, or, Escorts.

Of course, I posted "Jag's Rules of Hygiene" many months ago. It would certainly behoove all "newbies" to read it.

Again, thank you brother BrevardNewbie, for your outstanding contributions to the Board. And I PM'd our out of town brother, Skintology, a list of some gals to go visit while he is in Brevard County.

JaguarXF

PS Are you still in Hawaii, you lucky SOB?? lol

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Unfortunately there are no guarantees in life and YMMV. Chemistry still has a play in this hobby so be at your best game, clean, fresh all over and generosity will go a long way. Second and third etc visits just get better if the foundation is built. IMO the worst thing is to be over aggressive especially on the first visit. With that in mind most of the girls mentioned on here will leave you super happy and meet your stated needs.

Brother BN! You are King for A Day! King Solomon could not have said it any better!

You are so seared in your post. I can't tell you how many fucking PM's I get from guys who have failed miserably with providers. Many times, the reason for their failures is looking straight back at them in the mirror! Like my good brother LawDog17 in the Orlando Forum says: "Don't blame the car, blame the mutha fuckin' driver"! LOL.

Indeed, guys are too aggressive with gals on the first visit and fuck everything up for themselves. It took me fucking 6 visits with Orlando Hottie LMT, Jackie Joy before I achieved "some" success. But, The Jag was patient and I waited and finally I was "happy", if you will. Jackie Joy was RENOWNED for leaving dozens of Orlando men with a bad case of "blue balls". Or, in my case, "blue Jag balls". Yes, it took big Jag Coin, but, I finally, ahem, "busted" through. Oh, and Jackie Joy gives a great massage, too. (That was for you, sweetie, in case you are reading the Brevard Boards. lol)

Chemistry is also critical. We ALL know that. Some chicks dig you, some don't. You're banging a provider that will barely give another brother a HE. Then, next week, that same brother is banging a provider that will barely give YOU a HE. HOWEVER, a superior hobbyist can "usually" (though, not always, as there are some LMT's that simply HATE men and penises! LOL) get even the most "difficult" providers to eventually give up something. Not FS or even BBBJCIM, but, at least an assisted SS/HE at the very minimum. I am talking about LMT's, not Rub gals, or, Escorts.

Of course, I posted "Jag's Rules of Hygiene" many months ago. It would certainly behoove all "newbies" to read it.

Again, thank you brother BrevardNewbie, for your outstanding contributions to the Board. And I PM'd our out of town brother, Skintology, a list of some gals to go visit while he is in Brevard County.

JaguarXF

PS Are you still in Hawaii, you lucky SOB?? lol