Massage Parlor Reports

[Member #4721]

My experience with AMPs is mostly in Illinois but around there helping you get dressed, even to the point of putting on your socks, shoes and tying your shoe laces isn't that uncommon of an AMP thing. Its different, its a different cultural thing. I always insist on tying my own shoes in order to get the laces how I like them but otherwise its no big deal and nothing to be uncomfortable over.

Totally agree that helping is common, but this is more invasive. It's hard to explain, but it's basically a pat-down inspection while you're trying to get dressed.

[Amp Lvr]

Haven't been to AMP for a while and now probably won't go back to one anytime soon. Got there very late afternoon / early evening and the Chinese guy told me he'd have to do it. I shook my head "no way" and was told to come back 1. 5 hours later. I came back, and there was a little confusion about the price, but the guy clearly said. 60 for 90 minutes. I gladly gave him that,. I was in the 'curtained' room closest the front door. After a wait, finally the lady who I liked came in. She was pleasantly plump and younger than the others. She started rubbing my forehead. I then suggested we go back into the slightly more private room. We did that. A short time later, the random skinny Chinese guy came in and said something like, "90 minutes is not. 80. " This is annoying. I said something like, "Yeah, I'll give it you later. " or something. She did an OK massage, I was definitely aroused and relaxed. In the very little English she knows she talked some nonsense about her wanting to be my wife. Near the end, she trimmed my toenails with nail clipper. After about 90 minutes, she asks if I want more time. I wanted her to have made me happy within that timeframe. I just got up and left. She seemed upset, begging for tip, which I surely would have given her if I was happy. It was very dissatisfying.

[MStiff12]

Has worked great but only thing I do not like is not capable of sending MMS messages. Text only. No pics.

Okay, I agree with you on that as I think that part stinks, but. If you go to the sms part on the email (set it so you can use your email to also send sms) then you are able to upload pics. I have received pics but I have to sit and upload been a bit since I've done this but if someone really has to use for pics then that is what you do. I hope this helps.

[IntoitBoy]

After hearing some things about Peking I decided to give it a try.

Went on a Tuesday thinking it wouldn't be to busy, called ahead and asked if they would be available for massage for when I would get there, a lady answered and in broken English just kept saying "Yes 3:00 pm ok".

So I headed out, I like the area and a couple spots to park behind the building, if those are taken there are street parking with meters, I started to park in the lot across the way, but decided against it as it was for the Gym there and said non-members would be towed.

I walked in and there was an older Asian guy that spoke broken English and I looked at the menu, which breaks down the hour massage into sections. I just said I want "full body" 1 hour, and he said "Ok $60" I noticed that for a 1:30 massage it was only $70 which I had on me, so when he came back I said I would take the 1:30 massage, but he told me "That not full body only certain areas" pointing at the list, which only listed the Back, Head and feet.

So I just went with the 1 hr full body option. Got undressed and an older (mid 40's) Asian lady came in and started. Massage was Eh, but when she got to the legs alot of teasing. On the flip, my hands roamed, and she took my hand and but it under her shirt for some play, she looked down at my hardon and said "Ohhhh" and grabbed it.

Then an even older Asian lady cam by said some things in Chinese, and she leaned in and asked me want more for $80, unfortunately I didn't have that on me so I told her no. She didn't understand and the older lady came in and I told her I didn't have that much and with some more Chinese all play stopped and she started to massage my head (not the good one).

Some other guy came in the front door and the guy came back with some Chinese, which was basically telling her to wrap it up, and she rushed through some a bit, she say next time bring $80 and she would "suck him".

I might go back and see what can happen, the massage was meh, but the teasing was nice, she really like to massage the balls. Ill go back one more time with $80 and see how it goes.

Not trying to sell it but, at YGND looks expensive at first, but you real quality ladies, guaranteed certain service. And the best part. No random Chinese guy coming in the room half way through. Nothing against Chinese guys per se, just don't want any other guy coming in half way through.

[Jannisary]

My experience with AMPs is mostly in Illinois but around there helping you get dressed, even to the point of putting on your socks, shoes and tying your shoe laces isn't that uncommon of an AMP thing. Its different, its a different cultural thing. I always insist on tying my own shoes in order to get the laces how I like them but otherwise its no big deal and nothing to be uncomfortable over.

[Member #4721]

I checked out 3200 in Illinois. The women there aren't as unattractive as previous posts flip out about. Just the average asian rub and tug fare. I wouldn't take them out for dinner, but I'd gladly let them give me a good rub.

Massage is below average. Upsell is tough. Wanted additional. 6 on top of. 6 door for just a handshake. I declined. As previously reported, woman is all over you when you get dressed, obviously looking for recording devices, signs of LE. Makes me frightened to think what would happen if she found something. I feel better off going to a place not as weird and cheaper for a great massage / tease and take care of myself after.

[Mikecl2011]

Was that an additional 80 or 80 total?

80 total, not sure if I will go back as I have a cute college girl that will give me a decent nude massage with HE outcall for 80.

[Snappy2022]

Was that an additional 80 or 80 total?

After hearing some things about Peking I decided to give it a try.

Went on a Tuesday thinking it wouldn't be to busy, called ahead and asked if they would be available for massage for when I would get there, a lady answered and in broken English just kept saying "Yes 3:00 pm ok".

So I headed out, I like the area and a couple spots to park behind the building, if those are taken there are street parking with meters, I started to park in the lot across the way, but decided against it as it was for the Gym there and said non-members would be towed.

I walked in and there was an older Asian guy that spoke broken English and I looked at the menu, which breaks down the hour massage into sections. I just said I want "full body" 1 hour, and he said "Ok $60" I noticed that for a 1:30 massage it was only $70 which I had on me, so when he came back I said I would take the 1:30 massage, but he told me "That not full body only certain areas" pointing at the list, which only listed the Back, Head and feet.

So I just went with the 1 hr full body option. Got undressed and an older (mid 40's) Asian lady came in and started. Massage was Eh, but when she got to the legs alot of teasing. On the flip, my hands roamed, and she took my hand and but it under her shirt for some play, she looked down at my hardon and said "Ohhhh" and grabbed it.

Then an even older Asian lady cam by said some things in Chinese, and she leaned in and asked me want more for $80, unfortunately I didn't have that on me so I told her no. She didn't understand and the older lady came in and I told her I didn't have that much and with some more Chinese all play stopped and she started to massage my head (not the good one).

Some other guy came in the front door and the guy came back with some Chinese, which was basically telling her to wrap it up, and she rushed through some a bit, she say next time bring $80 and she would "suck him".

I might go back and see what can happen, the massage was meh, but the teasing was nice, she really like to massage the balls. Ill go back one more time with $80 and see how it goes.

[Mikecl2011]

After hearing some things about Peking I decided to give it a try.

Went on a Tuesday thinking it wouldn't be to busy, called ahead and asked if they would be available for massage for when I would get there, a lady answered and in broken English just kept saying "Yes 3:00 pm ok".

So I headed out, I like the area and a couple spots to park behind the building, if those are taken there are street parking with meters, I started to park in the lot across the way, but decided against it as it was for the Gym there and said non-members would be towed.

I walked in and there was an older Asian guy that spoke broken English and I looked at the menu, which breaks down the hour massage into sections. I just said I want "full body" 1 hour, and he said "Ok $60" I noticed that for a 1:30 massage it was only $70 which I had on me, so when he came back I said I would take the 1:30 massage, but he told me "That not full body only certain areas" pointing at the list, which only listed the Back, Head and feet.

So I just went with the 1 hr full body option. Got undressed and an older (mid 40's) Asian lady came in and started. Massage was Eh, but when she got to the legs alot of teasing. On the flip, my hands roamed, and she took my hand and but it under her shirt for some play, she looked down at my hardon and said "Ohhhh" and grabbed it.

Then an even older Asian lady cam by said some things in Chinese, and she leaned in and asked me want more for $80, unfortunately I didn't have that on me so I told her no. She didn't understand and the older lady came in and I told her I didn't have that much and with some more Chinese all play stopped and she started to massage my head (not the good one).

Some other guy came in the front door and the guy came back with some Chinese, which was basically telling her to wrap it up, and she rushed through some a bit, she say next time bring $80 and she would "suck him".

I might go back and see what can happen, the massage was meh, but the teasing was nice, she really like to massage the balls. Ill go back one more time with $80 and see how it goes.

[QueNine]

Went to a place I seen on backpage called 2300 located in Maryville. The pictures in the ad showed an Asian chick in a short dress giving massage. Well I called and made an appointment and made the 20 minute voyage and found the place in a small building off 159. I went in and the first thing I noticed was no cute Asians in short skirts just a couple of middle age Asians that did not speak much English. Well I was there and figured I might as well see what they had to offer. Went into the room with the younger of the two and thought this might be OK because she gave the massage with no towel or sheet covering anything. There was plenty of teasing and on the flip more of the same. Then she pointed to Uncle Willie and gave me a handjob motion. I sook my head yes and she poured oil on Willie and then took my hand and told me to do it myself. When the massage was over and it was time to pay I gave her $60 and she wanted a tip and I said you have to earn it. She got pissed and both girls started yelling at me in Chinese and told me to get out. I will not be back.

This place is a Fucking joke! I work downtown so it was only a 15 min drive for me. The younger of the two walked me into a room and I could tell someone else would be coming in for the massage. It looked like the younger one stepped out of another massage to take me to a room. I got undressed and layed down with no towel. Then the Fucking Asian Sloth came in. I should have gotten dressed and walked out, but we all know how that goes. The massage was not good but did offer a lot of ads rubbing. She teased and continues with a terrible massage. Then on the flip I noticed this awful giant wart / zit thing on her nose. I felt like John Candy in Uncle Buck and I wanted to flip her a quarter and tell her to go downtown and have a rat Knaw that thing off her face. She did give me a hand job but I had to close my eyes. There was also no upsell. I asked and she did it.

Now it's time for me to get dressed and she did one thing I really Fucking hate. After I nut, I just want you to leave the room. I promise I'll be out in a few min. This awful Shank literally stood 8 inches from me the whole time. She kept trying to help me get dressed. I must have said at least 7 times. No, I don't want your help. I will be out in a min. OK OK OK OK. But she never left me alone. I wanted to Fucking strangle her.

I handed her a $20 and basically ran out. One of you poor saps was sitting in the chair waiting for the room I was in. She didn't even change the towel. I watched her "refluff" it. DO NOT GO HERE!

Has worked great but only thing I do not like is not capable of sending MMS messages. Text only. No pics.

Yes and no. You can receive MMS but not send. You also have to set up the account so that all the messages show up in your email. You can then retrieve the MMS picture in the email.

[Member #5366]

Actually you need to spend a couple minutes on your google voice account ONLINE. Not from device or phone. If you setup on your smart phone, I think you loose most online features. You can setup your own specific vm on goolge. It does give you an option to use your regular VM or not. Go to your settings, make sure google chat is text, cell provider and number. Then go to the next section where on the top it says VM & Text. You click if you want to use a standard greeting or setup your own. It's been the best thing in the world. And wifi does help but I've used on a iphone and android. Iphone is much easier. Just when you are not using google voice delete the app if you want, stuff in another app for entertainment, or do not disturb and log out till next time. Nobody has to know and if anyone calls it will go straight to the google voicemail.

Good Luck.

Has worked great but only thing I do not like is not capable of sending MMS messages. Text only. No pics.

[MStiff12]

I use Google voice exclusively for txt. Problem is that my device is WiFi only, and since clients are reluctant to give specific addresses until close to the site, I have to find free WiFi Internet their area. Small price to pay, but works out. You can tie a cell phone thru voice and it will dial using your Google voice phone number, but if they dial back and it rings to your cell voice mail, well they amy have your real phone and / or name depending on what you have on there. I just use the text feature mostly.

Actually you need to spend a couple minutes on your google voice account ONLINE. Not from device or phone. If you setup on your smart phone, I think you loose most online features. You can setup your own specific vm on goolge. It does give you an option to use your regular VM or not. Go to your settings, make sure google chat is text, cell provider and number. Then go to the next section where on the top it says VM & Text. You click if you want to use a standard greeting or setup your own. It's been the best thing in the world. And wifi does help but I've used on a iphone and android. Iphone is much easier. Just when you are not using google voice delete the app if you want, stuff in another app for entertainment, or do not disturb and log out till next time. Nobody has to know and if anyone calls it will go straight to the google voicemail.

Good Luck.

[IntoitBoy]

ROFLOL. !

Man. Sorry, but have to laugh at that. Not at you.

"...Then she pointed to Uncle Willie and gave me a handjob motion. I sook my head yes and she poured oil on Willie and then took my hand and told me to do it myself. ".

This why I only see FS providers.

Oh well, I guess we all have had less than good experiences. It is actually funny that she still wanted a tip, good for you refusing, perhaps it was a lesson learnt.

[Member #5366]

ROFLOL. !

Man. Sorry, but have to laugh at that. Not at you.

"...Then she pointed to Uncle Willie and gave me a handjob motion. I sook my head yes and she poured oil on Willie and then took my hand and told me to do it myself. ".

This why I only see FS providers.

[Eafter]

Went to a place I seen on backpage called 2300 located in Maryville. The pictures in the ad showed an Asian chick in a short dress giving massage. Well I called and made an appointment and made the 20 minute voyage and found the place in a small building off 159. I went in and the first thing I noticed was no cute Asians in short skirts just a couple of middle age Asians that did not speak much English. Well I was there and figured I might as well see what they had to offer. Went into the room with the younger of the two and thought this might be OK because she gave the massage with no towel or sheet covering anything. There was plenty of teasing and on the flip more of the same. Then she pointed to Uncle Willie and gave me a handjob motion. I sook my head yes and she poured oil on Willie and then took my hand and told me to do it myself. When the massage was over and it was time to pay I gave her $60 and she wanted a tip and I said you have to earn it. She got pissed and both girls started yelling at me in Chinese and told me to get out. I will not be back.

Sorry to hear that. Saw their ad the other day and had hopes of it being promising. It's not too far from me. But, how was the massage? Do they offer a shower?