Massage Parlor Reports

[WalSTreet]

I called and got voicemail, left a message. This was Thursday right after ad came out. Still have not heard from anyone.

Tried 4 days now. No return calls. Not sure if this one is real.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

My apologies. I had posted a limited review on Heather in the Positive Escort Review section along with my review of the sexy and voluptuous Jema. I immediately got hit with (even though it was around 2 or 3 am, LOL) PM's asking me about her. Since Heather's ad was under the Body Rubs section of BP, I copied and pasted it here as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I heard a lot about her fucking BF and his BS "cuckold" fantasizes. I read the Forum and ConstantBlues' "attestations" that Heather's BF MAY BE recording this hot babe's rub sessions with her client. I saw NO BF, and No camera. I can confirm this via PM only. Guys are going to tell me that the camera is well "hidden" and that the videos are on a sex site. There was no "camera" on her laptop. I know some laptops have a camera built into the top of the monitor. Her laptop was off and the monitor was folded down over the keyboard (or so it appeared). Of course, you may see a video of "HeatherMILF Princess and The Jag", cuuuuummmmmming, soon to an internet porn site near you. LOL. Say "cheese", Jagmeister!

HeatherMILF Princess in Casselberry - 40 ish, 5-9/135 lbs, light brown hair / hazel / green eyes. Exquisite facial bone structure, again, with all "vector" lines "triangulating" nicely. MILF body: 9. 5/10. No tats, to my knowledge. Great tits (probably enhanced, though they do look natural enough to me) with "eraser" nipples and a beautifully shaved vagina. Heather's "split" is clean, smooth, nicely fragranced and her labial lips are medium to dark pink in color. When she spun around for K9, and "hyper flexed" her back, her delicious MILF ass was on full display and ready to receive The Jag's seed. Jags Hygiene Rating: 9/10, though, just slightly disappointed with her dental work and bathroom "flora" if you will.

Gentlemen, I believe this is the HeatherMILF Princess that has very mixed reviews. I believe there is a "thread" of her on USASG in her "infamy / honor" She has been known to stand guys up, etc. : Blow them off and be a real fucking unreliable provider. Heather looks out of her third floor apartment window and watches hobbyists as they exit their vehicles. (Of course, as is The Jag's modus operandi, I arrived in a rental car). If Heather determines that the hobbyist is not up to her level of "attractiveness" then, she blows him off. No calls, no texts, nothing. He is shit out of luck and gets fucked over "upon arrival". Indeed, Heather can be a stone cold BIAAATCH, depending on her mood I assume. Frankly, I think that is total bullshit and I told her that after we had exchanged our DNA/Chromosomal "Haploids". Though, I did it tactfully and respectfully. I guess I was lucky because she liked me enough to see me. What can I say? All I can do is share my experience with my great brothers here on the Board, as is The Jag's solemn duty. Quite frankly, I have been curious about this hot MILF for a very long time.

Gentlemen, here is my "public" review of HeatherMILF Princess: HeatherMILF Princess is a fucking sex / quasi" dominatrix FREAK! PM for the sexually depraved details.

Total Jag Coin: 250/75-90 minutes. Will definitely repeat, if my "kink" takes a turn for the "bizarre".

JaguarXF.

Http: orlando. Backpage. Com / BodyRubs / classifieds / EnlargeImage? Oid=10194105&image=10543888.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

It has been my honor and unrequited privilege to have been able to "mentor" up and cumming, "Jag Puppies" who have recently joined the Board. Indeed, I have received hundreds of PM's, from new Board members and existing members who have sought "The Jag's" advice and counsel on how to be successful in this "cash depleting" "ball draining" hobby. I am not too proud, nor arrogant, whereby I would ever refuse a LEGITIMATE request for Intel and guidance from one of the Board members. I am always willing to share Intel with my brothers and to assist them in any way that I can. When I receive PM's from gentlemen, thanking me for my licentious and prurient reviews, I always humble myself and thank them for their kind words. It really means a lot to me and I am so grateful for their kindness. If a brother is gracious enough to send me a complimentary PM, then, I can certainly send him a PM in return, thanking him for his affirmations and pledging my solemn word to continue to assist him at all times. It is called, "respect" and it is "earned" not given. Likewise, I do seek advice and counsel from Board members as well. Though, The Jag is a superior hobbyist, I am ALWAYS willing to learn from my good brothers here on the Board. No hobbyist, no matter how "seasoned" he may be, "closes" (Think New York Yankees closer, The Great Mariano Rivera) 100% of the time: No one. (Of course, I am talking about Rub Gals and LMT's only, not SW's and Escorts.). I have sought the counsel and sage advice, from some of the most revered names on the Board, such as: Barolo, Hawkeye49, BL333, BG111, LD17, ET, RoccoJ, Montana77, WS, Pbwardy, Pino, BrevardNewbie, Vino, PicMike, OS, and dozens of others. The bi-lateral sharing of utilitarian provider information and the "cataloging" of same, is what helps us all to become increasingly successful in this game (was that a rhyme?).

So, allow The Jag to again say a huge THANK YOU, to those "Jag Pups in Training" who have been and continue to be mentored at the knee of "Jag", in their quest to become "highly functioning" hobbyists.

JaguarXF.

P.S. Review cumming soon. I recently TOFTT on this cute LMT co-ed.

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4490801391.html

[RossJames]

Visited the "Acupuncture Center" on W Highway 50.

Met by a Angela a sweet smiling 27 year old Korean girl. Tallish 5'6" and solidly built, but a very attractive face and lovely smile.

Asked and paid for 30 minutes (50).

She took me into the room, asked me to get undressed and came back 2-3 minutes later asked me what type of massage, light medium or heavy. I chose light.

Whereupon she proceeded to very lightly touch my lower back, Bottom and upper thighs, with the odd touch of my inner thighs and sack.

After 10 minutes or so I turned over and she continued with the lightest touch of my tummy and legs and just a brush of my man. And shortly after asked me what I wanted.

I responded FS and she agreed with a smile and we were off to the races!

Started with covered 69, then several variations of FS, finishing with 69.

Altogether a very enjoyable romp. She was like most Korean girls quite responsive and submissive.

Allowing me to dictate the action. All in all a very enjoyable time.

I have used this place 8-10 times in the last year or so and always found the girls to be "game".

Total cost $190.

[Smitty247]

Friends in Orl. I will be in town soon and would like a quality massage with bonus potential. I like AMPs and want to partake while there any guidance is appreciated. By the way you have one of the most active forums I have ever seen which is why its so hard to decide what's the best value. Thanks.

Smitty.

[Quietus]

A rude older Asian was at the teller window. She indicated she would be the masseuse for me tonight. I asked if she had anyone else and at first she said no but quickly changed her answer when I started to leave. A very young and hot Asian by the name of Janay (phonetic pronunciation) took me to the shower room. A very playful TS began and on the flip she wanted to do the HE, I said lets do that after the massage. She inquired about tipping and I said I had. 4 for that and she called me a cheapskate. We get to the massage room and she begins a light touch session, then 5-minutes is she asks if I want to massage her. I said sure so she stripped off all her clothes and then it got real interesting. Let's just say this was my most productive visit to an AMP ever!

[Member #4565]

Yes. They are the Real Deal. Mostly Hot 20-something girls who love to "provide" Minimum GFE; some girls have an extensive menu. (Isabella is one of those.) Too bad they don't have an Orlando branch.

"Big Sky".

discretemeetsoftampabay.com

[ColombianCoco]

Hey all. New Add. I am calling now to investigate. Anyone partake? I will report after my visit!

Http: orlando. Backpage. Com / TherapeuticMassage / come-get-a-massage-by-a-beautiful-woman /10538217.

I called and got voicemail, left a message. This was Thursday right after ad came out. Still have not heard from anyone.

[Tuscany Man]

Nice pictures but why do they post pictures that are so outdated? Some pictures are from 2008 and there are usually big differences in looks in six years. Websites should contain current pictures IMO. This consortium looks very enticing to say the least. Any intel on them?

BN.

Your link did not work so I posted a new link below. This is a great service near downtown Tampa. You need to get verified by the lady who answers the phone. You can provide a couple of references or let her send an email to your work email to verify you.

The lady who sets up the appointments runs a tight ship. I have been by to visit a couple of the girls and they have given excellent service. They provided BBBJ, DATY and CFS. I highly recommend this service when you are in Tampa. I will be in Tampa this week and will be seeing one of the new girls that they are now highlighting. I have seen Melanie but it was several months ago and she was fun to be with. Her picture sure looked like the girl I saw and was not an old picture. The only picture that looks to be used for several years is Isabella but I have not seen her.

I believe they all charge the same $$/hr. They previously offered a half hour rate of $.5 but I think the minimum is now a hour.

discretemeetsoftampabay.Com/meet-the-girls.Html.

If the link does not work, just Google discrete meets of tampa bay. Check out the Tampa BP forum for more information on these girls.

Stay Safe,

TM.

[Brevard Newbie]

discretemeetsoftampabay. com

Nice pictures but why do they post pictures that are so outdated? Some pictures are from 2008 and there are usually big differences in looks in six years. Websites should contain current pictures IMO. This consortium looks very enticing to say the least. Any intel on them?

BN.

[WalSTreet]

Hey all. New Add. I am calling now to investigate. Anyone partake? I will report after my visit!

Http: orlando. Backpage. Com / TherapeuticMassage / come-get-a-massage-by-a-beautiful-woman /10538217.

[WalSTreet]

So I called up and asked for an appt w / Heidi, was told she was off but they had a new girl Jessica, would I like to try her? Of course I would! Got there and mama-san led me to room and I got comfy. At this point I still hadn't laid eyes on her, a few minutes later in walks a beautiful latin angel, about 5'9" black hair pulled back in a bun, athletic body, good size bees and a gorgeous smile. While she doesn't have Jlo's ass-etts, it's fairly decent, at least in the scrubs she was wearing. After the introductions, she got to work and I started my dream. We talked a little while she worked, seems intelligent and knows her way around a body. Gave an excellent massage and lots of teasing with those soft hands. After the flip asked her if she wanted to get more comfy and she said not today. But I still left happy. What a dream! Tipped the usual . 4. Will definitely repeat!

She is not new to the business, just the area, so she is just being overly cautious. Can't blame her for that.

Now I know I am no good at creative writing like some of my brothers on here, so forgive my writing style.

CC.

http://orlando. backpage. com/Therap...rapist/6381223

Thank you for the update on Jessica! I like IHOP style, but not so much the talent. I will definitely check her out!

[RossJames]

Hi Guys,

First post. Was wondering if "Venus" closed. No ads since 27th May and no answer when rang number. Saw Lauren, Linn and two other great girls over last month.

[Envelope 57]

Thanks law dog. I just need go after what I want.

If all the other girls are booked up and you really need a rub, a good deep rub, then Lynette is a great choice. If you are looking for an emotional love connection, then, Ew, that is not going to happen. I have known her for years and think we get along great (frankly she may be too comfortable with me because she never stops talking). I like the occasional bbw, but Lynette is a little sloppy. She will warm up as she gets to know you and be less mechanical but she may be an eyes closed kind of girl, if you know what I mean. She will rip your muscles off if you want deep tissue massage. There are much better bbw out there and at IHOP (Lilly is bbw and fantastic). The problem is that Lynnette answers the phones when Julie is not there. So be careful and don't be pushed into a session (with her or anyone). If you have sore muscles and need the chicken ripped from the bone, Lynette is your girl. Better use of money and more fun to be had with others. Who is going to pay for bad time -- take your thumbs and point toward your chest and say -- "Not this guy!" That is the rule of thumbs!! YMMV -- Dog.

[TheeeGentleman]

Disappointing Late night. Paid the house fee and half way into the massage a limited menu was offered. FS not available, but was offered oral dictation for $1. Would not negotiate, so what the heck. After being covered with plastic wrap the service began. Two or three inutes into it she says that she's tired, and does the laundry by hand. Annoying after taking $1, so that took a very long time. She then complained about her arm being tired. If she was too tired to the job then she should have gone home. Looks were average, and service was below average. Will not repeat at New Moon.

I saw the ad below and got pretty excited about their ad describing all of my fantasies made into reality. Arrived to find the tired chubby girl from New Moon had moved over to this new place. By the way... She demanded her money upfront prior to not performing. Needless to say I was not about to repeat the mistake. Don't know her name. She is attractive, but chubby with crowded teeth in her mouth.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...en-24/10538914