Massage Parlor Reports

[Envelope 57]

Thanks law dog. I just need go after what I want.

If all the other girls are booked up and you really need a rub, a good deep rub, then Lynette is a great choice. If you are looking for an emotional love connection, then, Ew, that is not going to happen. I have known her for years and think we get along great (frankly she may be too comfortable with me because she never stops talking). I like the occasional bbw, but Lynette is a little sloppy. She will warm up as she gets to know you and be less mechanical but she may be an eyes closed kind of girl, if you know what I mean. She will rip your muscles off if you want deep tissue massage. There are much better bbw out there and at IHOP (Lilly is bbw and fantastic). The problem is that Lynnette answers the phones when Julie is not there. So be careful and don't be pushed into a session (with her or anyone). If you have sore muscles and need the chicken ripped from the bone, Lynette is your girl. Better use of money and more fun to be had with others. Who is going to pay for bad time -- take your thumbs and point toward your chest and say -- "Not this guy!" That is the rule of thumbs!! YMMV -- Dog.

[TheeeGentleman]

Disappointing Late night. Paid the house fee and half way into the massage a limited menu was offered. FS not available, but was offered oral dictation for $1. Would not negotiate, so what the heck. After being covered with plastic wrap the service began. Two or three inutes into it she says that she's tired, and does the laundry by hand. Annoying after taking $1, so that took a very long time. She then complained about her arm being tired. If she was too tired to the job then she should have gone home. Looks were average, and service was below average. Will not repeat at New Moon.

I saw the ad below and got pretty excited about their ad describing all of my fantasies made into reality. Arrived to find the tired chubby girl from New Moon had moved over to this new place. By the way... She demanded her money upfront prior to not performing. Needless to say I was not about to repeat the mistake. Don't know her name. She is attractive, but chubby with crowded teeth in her mouth.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...en-24/10538914

[ColombianCoco]

So I called up and asked for an appt w / Heidi, was told she was off but they had a new girl Jessica, would I like to try her? Of course I would! Got there and mama-san led me to room and I got comfy. At this point I still hadn't laid eyes on her, a few minutes later in walks a beautiful latin angel, about 5'9" black hair pulled back in a bun, athletic body, good size bees and a gorgeous smile. While she doesn't have Jlo's ass-etts, it's fairly decent, at least in the scrubs she was wearing. After the introductions, she got to work and I started my dream. We talked a little while she worked, seems intelligent and knows her way around a body. Gave an excellent massage and lots of teasing with those soft hands. After the flip asked her if she wanted to get more comfy and she said not today. But I still left happy. What a dream! Tipped the usual .4. Will definitely repeat!

She is not new to the business, just the area, so she is just being overly cautious. Can't blame her for that.

Now I know I am no good at creative writing like some of my brothers on here, so forgive my writing style.

CC.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...rapist/6381223

[Texualman]

Dave,

As a rule of thumb make sure you are searching all of the forums for a providers review. I also reviewed Andrea in 2008 It was in the Craigslist Forum at the time, rather than massage. Good luck out there!

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...702&viewfull=1#post737702.

She was my 1st ever experience, and it was rough.

T.

VS,

I appreciate your feedback. Before I went to see Andrea I had checked another site for reviews and there was only one at the time and it was ok but not great. It is my fault for wasting my $ on her. Should have known better only 1 review. In hindsight I should have asked the board for reviews on her be /4 I went. Once again, I really do appreciate your feedback on the matter.

Dave.

[BigDaveHere1]

VS,

I appreciate your feedback. Before I went to see Andrea I had checked another site for reviews and there was only one at the time and it was ok but not great. It is my fault for wasting my $ on her. Should have known better only 1 review. In hindsight I should have asked the board for reviews on her be /4 I went. Once again, I really do appreciate your feedback on the matter.

Dave.

Andrea has been around for about 12-15 years, when I first met her she was pretty hot and very proficient at BBBJ, I actually helped her with some pics on a site but it showed a tattoo and she had me take it down because she was afraid her brother might see them (Long before back page).

She used to spend time between here and and. Why. She was a good provider, had her own home but was always flakey and a bit strange.

A few years went by and I saw her again but by then she had become jaded and flakey as ever, had physically deteriorated and gave lousy service to say the least. I never saw her again.

The fact that she can still provide amazes me as do many others who advertise on be / P how they can get customers amazes me, many seem to have no physical appeal and it usually goes downhill from there in many cases. Many of them use old pics which doesn't help from our point of view.

I wish I had seen your post before you went, I would have given you a heads up or maybe I should say a "Dick Down" on her.

It isn't your fault their haven't been any reviews on her in the last few years and there are long periods when she doesn't advertise. Apparently their haven't been any guys on here lately who have seen her, there must be an enormous amount of guys who don't use review boards for some of these beasts to make a living.

Sorry for your experience but thank you for reporting it, we all know not all experiences are positive.

VS.

[VerySlowly]

I agree completely. This may be the worst photo ever. Does not capture any of her beauty or sexiness. She is a keeper. I asked her how it was going she said she has been busy because of the good words and everyone wants to play with the new toy. I think she would prefer if we cooled it a bit so I will try to comply. I heard the new girl is fun but no first hand knowledge. Enjoy the weekend and hope everyone has happy Jag-offs. -- Dog.

The reason for the photo is that she has a private life and would prefer to keep it that way and Law Dog is absolutely correct that a little refrigeration wood be cool.(pun intended). Some times we forget that these women are licensed professionals trying to make a living. In this case I know her whole family from Father on down and they are good people, she is a good family person, working hard and making people feel good.

This is an open board and people are free to post anything they wish within the rules but I thought you might want to know the reason for the picture not being played up, obviously it doesn't need to be, things are just fine for her.

As law says "happy jag-offs".

VS.

[Paddy1969]

Thats her in the pic, as you stated it does her no justice. I saw her for the 3rd time today. She now has a friend Jessica who just started to work there. I didn't see Jessica, but todays visit was better than my first two. Heidi is a human viagra to me. May try her friend Jessica next.

Pm for details.

I agree completely. This may be the worst photo ever. Does not capture any of her beauty or sexiness. She is a keeper. I asked her how it was going she said she has been busy because of the good words and everyone wants to play with the new toy. I think she would prefer if we cooled it a bit so I will try to comply. I heard the new girl is fun but no first hand knowledge. Enjoy the weekend and hope everyone has happy Jag-offs. -- Dog.

[LawDog17]

Brother LD17 (and anyone else who wants to "pontificate").

This sure looks like Heidi to me, though it is a bit difficult to tell in this pic. But, you can tell that the woman is very tall. I am 5-9 and Heidi was easily 5-10 when I saw her. Based upon the height of the massage table (standard table height is what, 3' high?) and drawing an imaginary line over to the woman's knee, (parallax view, notwithstanding) it looks like the woman is close to 6' tall.

Why did Mamasan Julie post this photo? Heidi is absolutely gorgeous. WTF? What the fuck is Heidi doing in this photo? Is she adjusting the curtains? Looking for Jimmy Hoffa's remains? WTFF?

Dog, (and thank you for your kind words in the post below. I appreciate it very much. You're still The Jag's idol!) maybe you can call IHOP and ask Julie to post a more flattering photo of Heidi. She certainly deserves a better photo than that. I am not saying it is a bad photo at all (Heidi is beautiful at ALL viewable angles), just that Julie could have posted a more, "telegenic" photo, if you will. IMHO.

And have you checked out the new girl, Jessica?

Barolo? ColumbianCoco? Montana77? TPhresh? Anyone?

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...image=10386869

I agree completely. This may be the worst photo ever. Does not capture any of her beauty or sexiness. She is a keeper. I asked her how it was going she said she has been busy because of the good words and everyone wants to play with the new toy. I think she would prefer if we cooled it a bit so I will try to comply. I heard the new girl is fun but no first hand knowledge. Enjoy the weekend and hope everyone has happy Jag-offs. -- Dog.

[LawDog17]

I finally made it over to IHOP. Heidi was already booked so Lynette offered and I took her up. Lynette is a bbw which I enjoy, but after a good massage the flip was less than inspiring. Don't touch, I am sore. All roaming stopped and it was all mechanical. I can't fault the massage but there was no connection at the end. Maybe a bad day for her, but I won't go back unless I can see Heidi.

If all the other girls are booked up and you really need a rub, a good deep rub, then Lynette is a great choice. If you are looking for an emotional love connection, then, Ew, that is not going to happen. I have known her for years and think we get along great (frankly she may be too comfortable with me because she never stops talking). I like the occasional bbw, but Lynette is a little sloppy. She will warm up as she gets to know you and be less mechanical but she may be an eyes closed kind of girl, if you know what I mean. She will rip your muscles off if you want deep tissue massage. There are much better bbw out there and at IHOP (Lilly is bbw and fantastic). The problem is that Lynnette answers the phones when Julie is not there. So be careful and don't be pushed into a session (with her or anyone). If you have sore muscles and need the chicken ripped from the bone, Lynette is your girl. Better use of money and more fun to be had with others. Who is going to pay for bad time -- take your thumbs and point toward your chest and say -- "Not this guy!" That is the rule of thumbs!! YMMV -- Dog.

[SpikeFL]

The other night I dreamed that I had some extra time, so called around to the usual lady suspects. Unfortunately, none of my faves were working, so went for a "massage" at Crystal Spa. On OBT near Sandlake. Not my first time here, so knew what to expect. Was not disappointed. May is a 40-ish Korean who knows the ropes. Smart and sexy, excellent English. Opted for the full hour this time (.8), and was worth every minute. Fun TS to start, and got better from tHEre. I hope to have this dream again soon.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...n-town/5420197

Enjoy!

SFL.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Based on the reviews and recommendations of JaguarXF I decided to visit Jackie from BP. I got to her place and she led me in to the massage room. She told me to get comfortable. As I was disrobing, she was doing the same. Wow, what a gorgeous body! I complimented her on it, but I'm sure she knows how hot she is. I was face down and she started a completely erotic body rub using all her womanly virtues. 15 minutes in, she tells me to turn over. That's when the fun begins. Needless to say, I was very relaxed at the end of the session. I will be returning-thanks for the recommendation Jag.

No worries brother. You are a newbie and Non-SM's are on moderation for 6 months, before your reviews will immediately post and you make the spiritual "Ascension" to SM. For now, newbies have to wait at least 12-24 hours BEFORE your review will post.

It looks like you posted at 4 am EST, originally. When you logged back on later in the morning and saw that your post had not "uploaded", you posted the review again. I am sure a lot of guys have done the same thing. I know I did. LOL.

Yes, Jackie is fucking hot as hell and her sister, Emily at PAS is equally as GFE hot.

After you see Jackie a few times and she becomes more comfortable with you (as with any provider), the menu WILL expand. You know, like the universe is always "expanding", according to "theoretical physicists".

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

Some of you may recall my last review of her on 5-11-2014 was not too favorable. Perhaps Tatiana was having a bad day. It happens to all of us. I wanted to give her another chance at "redemption", if you will, as I was always exceptionally well taken care of every time I had previously seen Tatiana, including my very fist time with this stunning Latina, at Harbor Beach apartments last summer. So, I decided to visit her (very recently) again, at Essence Spa, LLC. Indeed, I left a very happy Jag. We have exchanged PM's before and she has asked me to keep my reviews of her fairly simple and with fewer details. I told her I would honor her request.

Tatiana is: Early mid 30's (I think somewhere around 32-35), 5-2/130, br / br /. Body 7-8/10. Ass: 10/10 and she knows it! Jag's Hygiene Rating: 10/10! (A perfect score. I think last time I gave her a 6/10). But, let me be clear: Tatiana, is always fresh and clean at all times. But, I do hold ALL providers to a high standard when it comes to hygiene. I think women, overall, understand the concept of "good hygiene" more so than us men. And Tatiana certainly does.

To summarize: I went for a 60 minute session. Full nude BTB. Excellent hand technique. Tatiana's skin is so smooth, warm and smells sooooo fucking good. She performed a fully nude, highly erotic body slide, up and down and "traversing" all major "intersections", if you will. Tatiana gave me gentle nibbles/sensual kisses all over my masculine body, with plenty of teasing, squeezing, "cheesing" and pleasing. Of course, Tatiana's world class ass was on full display. Dear God help me! Every time I see her splendiferous ass, I feel as though I am in "ass heaven".

I left very satisfied and I will definitely repeat with Tatiana. She provides an exceptional experience and is a classy lady.

Tatiana still ranks among The Jag's top 10 Latina providers.

Total Jag Coin: 200.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...image=10360283

[VerySlowly]

If you had first hand knowledge about Andrea, why didn't you report it at some time? Could have saved me the coin. I searched the forum and found nothing reported on her. I would not even laugh at a "newbie" for toftt!

Andrea has been around for about 12-15 years, when I first met her she was pretty hot and very proficient at BBBJ, I actually helped her with some pics on a site but it showed a tattoo and she had me take it down because she was afraid her brother might see them (Long before back page).

She used to spend time between here and and. Why. She was a good provider, had her own home but was always flakey and a bit strange.

A few years went by and I saw her again but by then she had become jaded and flakey as ever, had physically deteriorated and gave lousy service to say the least. I never saw her again.

The fact that she can still provide amazes me as do many others who advertise on be / P how they can get customers amazes me, many seem to have no physical appeal and it usually goes downhill from there in many cases. Many of them use old pics which doesn't help from our point of view.

I wish I had seen your post before you went, I would have given you a heads up or maybe I should say a "Dick Down" on her.

It isn't your fault their haven't been any reviews on her in the last few years and there are long periods when she doesn't advertise. Apparently their haven't been any guys on here lately who have seen her, there must be an enormous amount of guys who don't use review boards for some of these beasts to make a living.

Sorry for your experience but thank you for reporting it, we all know not all experiences are positive.

VS.

[BigDaveHere1]

If you had first hand knowledge about Andrea, why didn't you report it at some time? Could have saved me the coin. I searched the forum and found nothing reported on her. I would not even laugh at a "newbie" for toftt!

LOL.another one bites the dust! That bag has been around for ages.

[AncientOne]

I finally made it over to IHOP. Heidi was already booked so Lynette offered and I took her up. Lynette is a bbw which I enjoy, but after a good massage the flip was less than inspiring. Don't touch, I am sore. All roaming stopped and it was all mechanical. I can't fault the massage but there was no connection at the end. Maybe a bad day for her, but I won't go back unless I can see Heidi.

Are standard fare for AMP. I don't EVER recall making an AMP appointment but you should call IHOP and make an appointment with Heidi. This SM and consensus of this board is that she is worth it!