Massage Parlor Reports

**Ron M** · 06-02-14 13:28

Originally Posted by Vazooli [View Original Post]

OK, Ron. You've already established (over and over and over again) that you hate Asian women. Now you also hate Asian food. What's next? Architecture? Cars? The Asian carp?

-Vazooli.

I do own a Honda. But it's a Hotwheels version.

**Vazooli** · 06-02-14 12:41

Originally Posted by RonM [View Original Post]

I'll bet you'd get tired of Asian Cuisine if you had it everyday. This is one Cuisine I don't ever want to sample.

OK, Ron. You've already established (over and over and over again) that you hate Asian women. Now you also hate Asian food. What's next? Architecture? Cars? The Asian carp?

-Vazooli.

**Paleface** · 06-02-14 03:10

Heads up. Today is a national holiday, Dragon Boat Day. The girls could be homesick. This is a good day to add a few bucks to the tip.

**Silvio** · 06-01-14 09:59

PM sent. What part of MI I travel there from time to time.

Originally Posted by RemoMask [View Original Post]

I came to Schaumburg on a last min official trip, couldn't plan any beforehand.

First time in this area. Not sure if this the place to post.

Any advice on AMP or nice ones near by area? Looking for rub / tug with HE and FS if available.

Appreciate any help. I will be leaving tomorrow evening back to MI.

PM if you feel its not the appropriate place.

Hard times.

**Bob521** · 06-01-14 00:59

Also, Roselle is the board where they post Schaumburg places. Based solely on reading, I would say those places are not as good. Golden Hands is well known, but seems to have mediocre comments lately. Maybe folks who have been to those places can provide better insight.

Originally Posted by RemoMask [View Original Post]

I came to Schaumburg on a last min official trip, couldn't plan any beforehand.

First time in this area. Not sure if this the place to post.

Any advice on AMP or nice ones near by area? Looking for rub / tug with HE and FS if available.

Appreciate any help. I will be leaving tomorrow evening back to MI.

PM if you feel its not the appropriate place.

Hard times.

**Bob521** · 06-01-14 00:55

Check out the Mt Prospect board. Yun Spa has pretty good press currently. Many posts there. It's not too far from Schaumburg. Address info on Backpage, or Google it.

Originally Posted by RemoMask [View Original Post]

I came to Schaumburg on a last min official trip, couldn't plan any beforehand.

First time in this area. Not sure if this the place to post.

Any advice on AMP or nice ones near by area? Looking for rub / tug with HE and FS if available.

Appreciate any help. I will be leaving tomorrow evening back to MI.

PM if you feel its not the appropriate place.

Hard times.

**RemoMask** · 05-31-14 23:58

I came to Schaumburg on a last min official trip, couldn't plan any beforehand.

First time in this area. Not sure if this the place to post.

Any advice on AMP or nice ones near by area? Looking for rub / tug with HE and FS if available.

Appreciate any help. I will be leaving tomorrow evening back to MI.

PM if you feel its not the appropriate place.

Hard times.

**FrankyCando** · 05-31-14 17:42

Two places out there, both near Rt 83 listed on CL.

I was in the area and figured to sample them both. Yea both.

Couldn't find neither and lack of info on the phone.

The one in Elmhurst seemed to be in small building of doctors offices.

The one in VP near car wash but couldn't locate.

Anybody. ?

**FrankyCando** · 05-31-14 17:08

Two places out there, both near Rt 83 listed on CL.

I was in the area and figured to sample them both..yea both.

Couldn't find neither and lack of info on the phone.

The one in Elmhurst seemed to be in small building of doctors offices.

The one in VP near car wash but couldn't locate.

Anybody ...?

**Genghis2** · 05-31-14 15:31

Originally Posted by AvgJoe [View Original Post]

"Applies to all women"How true...LOL.

Ha Ha! You are so correct. Send even your wife and or girlfriend out to work instead of you, and see how long they stick around...

**DMichaels69** · 05-31-14 08:48

LOL, hopefully not because she is not worth a car!

Originally Posted by Bob521 [View Original Post]

Perhaps the car was a tip from one of us? Hey let's keep the standard prices firm!!

**Ron M** · 05-31-14 02:09

Originally Posted by DMichaels69 [View Original Post]

LOL, Asian Cuisine is good!

I'll bet you'd get tired of Asian Cuisine if you had it everyday. This is one Cuisine I don't ever want to sample.

**DMichaels69** · 05-30-14 23:11

LOL, Asian Cuisine is good!

Originally Posted by Bob521 [View Original Post]

I've been looking for a business to invest in. But I'd probably end up eating my profits.

**Ron M** · 05-30-14 20:20

Originally Posted by Humpfree [View Original Post]

It's always about the money with Asian girls. Found that out a long time ago. Had a real sweety got her flowers.

She said I would reather have CASH. But thanks anyway.

Just Asian Girls? What Dimension are you living in? It doesn't matter where they're from. Women all over the World are "All About The Money.".

**Bob521** · 05-30-14 16:44

I've been looking for a business to invest in. But I'd probably end up eating my profits.

Originally Posted by AvgJoe [View Original Post]

Some get 50%,some get less. Depends on the deal with the owner.

Figure it out. If the door fee is $60 and the owner gets half and they have 30 customers a day (and many AMP's do more) 7 days a week 365 days a year, that's about $330,000 just to the owner at 50% of the door fee. At 40 customers a day that's $438,000 a year. Not bad for a neon sign, 3-4 private rooms, a few massage tables and some towels.

Does this give you any idea of why so many new AMP's are opening up?