Massage Parlor Reports

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

Some of you may recall my last review of her on 5-11-2014 was not too favorable. Perhaps Tatiana was having a bad day. It happens to all of us. I wanted to give her another chance at "redemption", if you will, as I was always exceptionally well taken care of every time I had previously seen Tatiana, including my very fist time with this stunning Latina, at Harbor Beach apartments last summer. So, I decided to visit her (very recently) again, at Essence Spa, LLC. Indeed, I left a very happy Jag. We have exchanged PM's before and she has asked me to keep my reviews of her fairly simple and with fewer details. I told her I would honor her request.

Tatiana is: Early mid 30's (I think somewhere around 32-35), 5-2/130, br / br /. Body 7-8/10. Ass: 10/10 and she knows it! Jag's Hygiene Rating: 10/10! (A perfect score. I think last time I gave her a 6/10). But, let me be clear: Tatiana, is always fresh and clean at all times. But, I do hold ALL providers to a high standard when it comes to hygiene. I think women, overall, understand the concept of "good hygiene" more so than us men. And Tatiana certainly does.

To summarize: I went for a 60 minute session. Full nude BTB. Excellent hand technique. Tatiana's skin is so smooth, warm and smells sooooo fucking good. She performed a fully nude, highly erotic body slide, up and down and "traversing" all major "intersections", if you will. Tatiana gave me gentle nibbles/sensual kisses all over my masculine body, with plenty of teasing, squeezing, "cheesing" and pleasing. Of course, Tatiana's world class ass was on full display. Dear God help me! Every time I see her splendiferous ass, I feel as though I am in "ass heaven".

I left very satisfied and I will definitely repeat with Tatiana. She provides an exceptional experience and is a classy lady.

Tatiana still ranks among The Jag's top 10 Latina providers.

Total Jag Coin: 200.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...image=10360283

[VerySlowly]

If you had first hand knowledge about Andrea, why didn't you report it at some time? Could have saved me the coin. I searched the forum and found nothing reported on her. I would not even laugh at a "newbie" for toftt!

Andrea has been around for about 12-15 years, when I first met her she was pretty hot and very proficient at BBBJ, I actually helped her with some pics on a site but it showed a tattoo and she had me take it down because she was afraid her brother might see them (Long before back page).

She used to spend time between here and and. Why. She was a good provider, had her own home but was always flakey and a bit strange.

A few years went by and I saw her again but by then she had become jaded and flakey as ever, had physically deteriorated and gave lousy service to say the least. I never saw her again.

The fact that she can still provide amazes me as do many others who advertise on be / P how they can get customers amazes me, many seem to have no physical appeal and it usually goes downhill from there in many cases. Many of them use old pics which doesn't help from our point of view.

I wish I had seen your post before you went, I would have given you a heads up or maybe I should say a "Dick Down" on her.

It isn't your fault their haven't been any reviews on her in the last few years and there are long periods when she doesn't advertise. Apparently their haven't been any guys on here lately who have seen her, there must be an enormous amount of guys who don't use review boards for some of these beasts to make a living.

Sorry for your experience but thank you for reporting it, we all know not all experiences are positive.

VS.

[BigDaveHere1]

If you had first hand knowledge about Andrea, why didn't you report it at some time? Could have saved me the coin. I searched the forum and found nothing reported on her. I would not even laugh at a "newbie" for toftt!

LOL.another one bites the dust! That bag has been around for ages.

[AncientOne]

I finally made it over to IHOP. Heidi was already booked so Lynette offered and I took her up. Lynette is a bbw which I enjoy, but after a good massage the flip was less than inspiring. Don't touch, I am sore. All roaming stopped and it was all mechanical. I can't fault the massage but there was no connection at the end. Maybe a bad day for her, but I won't go back unless I can see Heidi.

Are standard fare for AMP. I don't EVER recall making an AMP appointment but you should call IHOP and make an appointment with Heidi. This SM and consensus of this board is that she is worth it!

[Scottluvsbbw]

I finally made it over to IHOP. Heidi was already booked so Lynette offered and I took her up. Lynette is a bbw which I enjoy, but after a good massage the flip was less than inspiring. Don't touch, I am sore. All roaming stopped and it was all mechanical. I can't fault the massage but there was no connection at the end. Maybe a bad day for her, but I won't go back unless I can see Heidi.

Same experience I had with her. I was allowed topless but nothing else. Hadn't repeated with her since.

[Envelope 57]

I finally made it over to IHOP. Heidi was already booked so Lynette offered and I took her up. Lynette is a bbw which I enjoy, but after a good massage the flip was less than inspiring. Don't touch, I am sore. All roaming stopped and it was all mechanical. I can't fault the massage but there was no connection at the end. Maybe a bad day for her, but I won't go back unless I can see Heidi.

[Scruffy35]

So based on JaguarXF reviews and recommendations, I decided to go see Jackie. She has a place off of Semoran near the airport. I got to her place and she led me to the massage room. Told me to get comfortable, while she did the same. I was only there for 30 min, but it was a heavenly 30. She is gorgeous. Her body is world class. She gave me a wonderful b2 be rub with an explosive finish. Although the menu was not wide open I was able to caress her sexy womanly assets. All in all, had a great time. I will be going back to see if she becomes more comfortable on future visits. She has ads on BP all the time.

Have fun guys-Scruffy.

[TreeFiddy]

Stopped by this evening, haven't been here in a few months due to the barber shop next door being always busy even after hours with lurkers out front. Yet I noticed the shop was closed as I drove by, so made the you-turn and glad I did. Didn't catch the name of the masseuse, average build and looks for 30's AMP woman, I recognized the other girls but she was newer and I happened to pull her.

Massage was thorough compared to any I have received in the past year or more perhaps. The quality is the main reason I'm posting this, yet it is somewhat futile without the name of the girl, my apologies. Standard fare for the hour and tip, the massage actually lasted for an hour then the ending longer, so overall great experience at this Casselberry location. Another monger arrived and pulled whom I believe maybe the mama-san, small and thin gal that's always there, so hopefully the parlor sticks around with the help of this board. Only regret for the night is I didn't plan my timing to make it back to the Chipotle in WSprings before they locked the doors. That massage hit me so well I had a craving for it, ahh.

[Gruglok]

Paid a visit and wished I had save my $20. She talks ALOT and after finally starting the sensual massage she pulled out her sagging tits. Standard HE finish. Nothing to write home about. There are much better out there. With all I have heard about Mya, I wish she would have answered her phone. http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ate-38/4332528.

LOL.another one bites the dust! That bag has been around for ages.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

I got to say Jag, I love your posts. I've been a "hobbyist" since '07, get out when I can and the bank allows me. I've been posting on ThE otheR site and found this site I'd say mid-2013. All of my "dreams" have been with providers on CL / BP but reading your posts have piqued my interest in these parlors, and I must say Michelle looks absolutely amazing in those pics. I will definitely make an appt to see her.

Thanks! Your contributions to this board is absolutely amazing.

I am beholden to the Board to fuck providers and post reviews of my experiences. At my age, I sometimes have to make a tough decision between a big fat juicy Porterhouse Steak at Morton's, or, a nice big fat (in a ball draining way of course) ass like Brazil Michelle. It's a tough decision, indeed, but, hey, someone has to make that call. LOL.

And never forget that YMMV AT ALL TIMES and with ALL providers. Like brother LDog17 said, (I think it was brother Dog), if you fail, don't blame the car (provider), blame the driver (you, LOL).

Now, go see Michelle (Mia, too) and report back. Oh, and if you happen to have some extra Jag Coin, make a sharp left, walk down the hall and visit "CandyLand" and lovely Latina, Joan.

Again, welcome to the Board, Cduceil.

JaguarXF.

[Member #4565]

Classic post from one of the Masters of the Game.

Montana.

Cduceil -- I imagine after reading Jags reviews and seeing the ads you are all fired up. Don't get me wrong. Love the hobby and love Brother Jags reviews. If we could all be as good a wordsmith as he is, we would all be professional writers. With that said and as I am sure you know the way to maximize your happiness in this hobby involves managing your expectations (i.e. set them low and jump right over). As we always say, YMMV. Same with some of these ads and photos of girls in ads. I love me some Michelle photos. I have actually been with girls who look like those photos. I also Love Michelle. Great gal wonderful personality, great rub experience, plays a mean organ and all the guys like her. Lets just say she does not exactly look like the photos (slightly larger currently). She has a great ass. Especially if you like big booty. I just want to make sure you aren't expecting Sophia Vegara. Go forth and conquer, but manage your expectations and you will have an even better time. Thats my two cents worth -- enjoy -Dog.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Brother LD17 (and anyone else who wants to "pontificate").

This sure looks like Heidi to me, though it is a bit difficult to tell in this pic. But, you can tell that the woman is very tall. I am 5-9 and Heidi was easily 5-10 when I saw her. Based upon the height of the massage table (standard table height is what, 3' high?) and drawing an imaginary line over to the woman's knee, (parallax view, notwithstanding) it looks like the woman is close to 6' tall.

Why did Mamasan Julie post this photo? Heidi is absolutely gorgeous. WTF? What the fuck is Heidi doing in this photo? Is she adjusting the curtains? Looking for Jimmy Hoffa's remains? WTFF?

Dog, (and thank you for your kind words in the post below. I appreciate it very much. You're still The Jag's idol!) maybe you can call IHOP and ask Julie to post a more flattering photo of Heidi. She certainly deserves a better photo than that. I am not saying it is a bad photo at all (Heidi is beautiful at ALL viewable angles), just that Julie could have posted a more, "telegenic" photo, if you will. IMHO.

And have you checked out the new girl, Jessica?

Barolo? ColumbianCoco? Montana77? TPhresh? Anyone?

JaguarXF.

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[Jordang]

For rent sign up at Natural Therapies. House on corner of Mills and a side street. Didn't see it reported and I hope I saved someone a drive. Never a great time there but rarely had a bad one.

Now for some help. Hoping this rings a bell as I'd love to see her again if she's still working.

Therapist a few years ago who posted ads on CL or BP for massage with a twist. Massage was done in costume (flight attendant, secretary) and other times she offered massage and dinner. Took her up for the costume once and it was great. Anyone remember her? White American, brunette maybe in her early 30's.

[LawDog17]

I got to say Jag, I love your posts. I've been a "hobbyist" since '07, get out when I can and the bank allows me. I've been posting on ThE otheR site and found this site I'd say mid-2013. All of my "dreams" have been with providers on CL / BP but reading your posts have piqued my interest in these parlors, and I must say Michelle looks absolutely amazing in those pics. I will definitely make an appt to see her.

Thanks! Your contributions to this board is absolutely amazing.

Cduceil -- I imagine after reading Jags reviews and seeing the ads you are all fired up. Don't get me wrong. Love the hobby and love Brother Jags reviews. If we could all be as good a wordsmith as he is, we would all be professional writers. With that said and as I am sure you know the way to maximize your happiness in this hobby involves managing your expectations (i.e. set them low and jump right over). As we always say, YMMV. Same with some of these ads and photos of girls in ads. I love me some Michelle photos. I have actually been with girls who look like those photos. I also Love Michelle. Great gal wonderful personality, great rub experience, plays a mean organ and all the guys like her. Lets just say she does not exactly look like the photos (slightly larger currently). She has a great ass. Especially if you like big booty. I just want to make sure you aren't expecting Sophia Vegara. Go forth and conquer, but manage your expectations and you will have an even better time. Thats my two cents worth -- enjoy -Dog.

[SmashAnGrab]

Thanks for the guidance. That's what this forum is for. You and Don answered the question and solved my prob for the next pass through Otown. Good stuff.

1821 has a cute girl working counter but usually an older lady gives a massage. Not much luck at that place.

Lucky Dragon is hit or miss, Lavender is the place to go at 1809 E. Colonial.