Massage Parlor Reports

[Volvos40]

I'm with Bunker Buster. F that be. I do call ahead every time though, if only maybe to avoid your nightmare. Sorry Dude.

I had a very bad dream, one that I kept trying to wake up from. I found myself heading towards the second floor of a brown office building on Elden St. I had heard talk of some girl named Anna and I was anxious to try my luck. When I walked in I was greeted by the MMS and I very clearly asked for Anna, to which she said "yes yes. Anna". But I would not see Anna.

She left me waiting in the room for a solid 15 minutes, took me to their "sauna" and left me for a while. Left during the middle of the TS to do I don't know what, came back complaining more and more that I should have called ahead for an appt.

Got back to the room, no massage. Just "what do you want? I said just a massage because I didn't want to pay this old MMS for anything. Still didn't get a massage, flipped, finished after an annoying amount of time, and was then sent packing. I left 0.4, she complained it wasn't enough, I complained about not getting a massage. I didn't tell her how upset I was about her pretending to be Anna.

The whole time I kept wishing I could wake up and forgot all about that awful dream. I should have just left after the TS and cut my losses, but you know how it is when you dream. You do stupid things and feel powerless to stop.

[Bunker Buster]

I had a very bad dream, one that I kept trying to wake up from. I found myself heading towards the second floor of a brown office building on Elden St. I had heard talk of some girl named Anna and I was anxious to try my luck. When I walked in I was greeted by the MMS and I very clearly asked for Anna, to which she said "yes yes. Anna". But I would not see Anna.

She left me waiting in the room for a solid 15 minutes, took me to their "sauna" and left me for a while. Left during the middle of the TS to do I don't know what, came back complaining more and more that I should have called ahead for an appt.

Got back to the room, no massage. Just "what do you want? I said just a massage because I didn't want to pay this old MMS for anything. Still didn't get a massage, flipped, finished after an annoying amount of time, and was then sent packing. I left 0.4, she complained it wasn't enough, I complained about not getting a massage. I didn't tell her how upset I was about her pretending to be Anna.

The whole time I kept wishing I could wake up and forgot all about that awful dream. I should have just left after the TS and cut my losses, but you know how it is when you dream. You do stupid things and feel powerless to stop.

I mean zero. Tell her "no Anna, no massage, no tip." Then walk out.

[Anonymous625]

I had a very bad dream, one that I kept trying to wake up from. I found myself heading towards the second floor of a brown office building on Elden St. I had heard talk of some girl named Anna and I was anxious to try my luck. When I walked in I was greeted by the MMS and I very clearly asked for Anna, to which she said "yes yes. Anna". But I would not see Anna.

She left me waiting in the room for a solid 15 minutes, took me to their "sauna" and left me for a while. Left during the middle of the TS to do I don't know what, came back complaining more and more that I should have called ahead for an appt.

Got back to the room, no massage. Just "what do you want? I said just a massage because I didn't want to pay this old MMS for anything. Still didn't get a massage, flipped, finished after an annoying amount of time, and was then sent packing. I left 0.4, she complained it wasn't enough, I complained about not getting a massage. I didn't tell her how upset I was about her pretending to be Anna.

The whole time I kept wishing I could wake up and forgot all about that awful dream. I should have just left after the TS and cut my losses, but you know how it is when you dream. You do stupid things and feel powerless to stop.

[Serpico99]

Thanks for info on Mikos. Just moved here from Atlanta and live nearby. Thought I'd check out but maybe not. Any other decent places in my area?

Look in Herndon..a couple places where your money goes further. There is a recent review of one of the Herndon establishments.

[Ferreter]

'Tried when it had opened, about 3 months back. Provider was considerably young, that's the only plus. Otherwise there's nothing else to write about. There's No TS, lack lusture massage.

So I tried Mei Therapy in Merrifield / Falls Church on Tue (5/27) at around noon. I stood outside and rang the bell, no one answered. I went back to the car and called the number and got a busy signal. After a minute, I called again and the number rang, but no one answered? Maybe they were taking off for lunch?

[Pcpc1688]

Made a trip and saw L--a, not bad but a swollen belly. Be cups with hard eraser tips. Asked for a hard massagi and especially around my buttocks. She obliged well for HJ one. Clean up and then more massagi. Asked for butt rub another time as there was about 20 minutes left and she obliged again, needless to say she was again at it and PC Jr was responding. I also had my fingers up in that crotch and feeling those b cups the whole time. I think she came with me the 2nd time around as I was fingering her good and she was shaking a tad during it all. She was on the rag this week she said, oh well perhaps a return next time for a little table bending over session. Hmmmmm who knows.

$ out the door.

PC out.

[Kijimuna]

Has anyone tried out Nikki? I'm a big fan of the Thai's. Land of Smiles (Tara, KK, Zaza) prior to them splitting up. Naelee when she had her old partner for 4 hand. Went to the oThER site but would like to hear from you guys.

http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...nikki/14084942

She is Lao, but close enough.

[Donkey King]

So I tried Mei Therapy in Merrifield / Falls Church on Tue (5/27) at around noon. I stood outside and rang the bell, no one answered. I went back to the car and called the number and got a busy signal. After a minute, I called again and the number rang, but no one answered? Maybe they were taking off for lunch?

Old Therapy spot reopened in Merrifield area today.

Reasonably young lady (30's) answered the door, but 70 for half / 80 for the hour with only a standup shower.

Declined since no table shower and it was late (9 pm) and I figured I would get shorted with Asian hour anyway.

Night continued downhill as a flaky BP asian escort (Coco) had me drive over to Tysons and waste more time waiting for green-light text that never came.

At least there's Saturday.

[Donkey King]

I have tried searching and RTFF... But no luck on Sunset Spa at 571-XXX-2266.

Advertises in Backpage:

http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...ymate/14624961

And.

http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/to...ce-22/14624917

Anyone have any intel on this place?

[Regulator190]

My experience with her is good (2 visits) and is in line with the reviews of her.

Thanks check your PM.

[Mustang946]

Has anyone tried out Nikki? I'm a big fan of the Thai's. Land of Smiles (Tara, KK, Zaza) prior to them splitting up. Naelee when she had her old partner for 4 hand. Went to the oThER site but would like to hear from you guys.

http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...nikki/14084942

My experience with her is good (2 visits) and is in line with the reviews of her.

[Andrew666]

I went here last summer and the girl I had was good. I got a little more than normal std nova but didn't get TS service.

I visited this place a couple months ago and had an ok time. Nothing great (with regards to nova services). The girl I saw last summer wasn't there.

Neither time I was offered a TS. It's 60/ hh, and 80/ hr. I did not get either girl's name because the service wasn't anything to rave about. I would avoid this place if you are looking for a "best bang for your buck".

Thanks for info. Just moved from Atlanta and live nearby. Other good places in the area I hope.

[Andrew666]

Thanks for info on Mikos. Just moved here from Atlanta and live nearby. Thought I'd check out but maybe not. Any other decent places in my area?

[Regulator190]

Has anyone tried out Nikki? I'm a big fan of the Thai's. Land of Smiles (Tara, KK, Zaza) prior to them splitting up. Naelee when she had her old partner for 4 hand. Went to the oThER site but would like to hear from you guys.

http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...nikki/14084942

[The Nub]

I dreamed of a Blue Sky and my luck of the draw was Jin. Chinese looking lady, late 40's, skinny but with a bit of a gut, and small b cups; plain looking.

0.6 was collected for the hour. The massage was not bad for an AMP, she did some deep tissue massage on the knots on my back, some stretching of my legs, and my buttocks got plenty of attention. The massage was not rushed. On the flip standard basic therapy, but I was told 0.5 was expected upfront. Since the house fee is only 0.6 I agreed. My stress was released, but nothing to write home about, and there is a 0.1 up-sell for roaming UTC. I was cleaned up with a hot towel and got some more light massage and stretching until the time was up. In and out of the place in exactly 1 hour.

Overall, Ok massage, not a great finish, and plain looking therapist. I won't be dreaming of this therapist again.