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**Drunk Sonofa** · 05-26-14 02:16

Originally Posted by Pluto [View Original Post]

Gentlemen.

I learned two lessons for life this week.

1) Fell for this MILF based on the ad - http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...erd-44/7073313 and this was the most disgusting experience in terms of how mindless we can get sometimes with our judgement.

The granny in the pic was the woman I met, only 55 years (or maybe 75 years older? ) older than the pic suggests.

Finished in a hurry and bolted out!

Lesson Learned: Never ever attempt to meet a granny whose ad claims that she is 44 or 45 or between 40 and 50 because the reality is she will be 95 years old. (for me, this is the end of milfs and the granny's of milfs).

2) Another mistake. Stepped into 'Easter Massage' in clearwater and there was an 80 something Chinese lady getting a foot massage from a 40 something lady.

Another forgettable-looking Chinese girl welcomed me and charged $70 for 1 hour of massageee.

After about 30 minutes of a decent massage, the forgettable-Chinese girl stepped out of the room and the 40 something woman stepped in asking me to basically keep my mouth shut and not make any noise and signalled to me HJ was .4 and CBJ was .8 and FS was $100. I laughed and she told me she's the only one who does these 3 and she had another dude in the next room to be jerked.

She then made me pull out .4 from my wallet and almost pulled out my dick out of my body in a hurry to finish me off quickly because she had to finish off the other guy soon after I was done.

So she finishes me off and walks out and the forgettable girl walks in to fake a massage for the remainder of the time.

After about 55 minutes of this be. S the forgettable girl waits in the room until I tip her .2.

The total damage was $130 for a ridiculously painful / unenjoyable HJ.

Lesson Learned: Never ever step into an AMP again! (well, for me this is the end of AMPs).

She did look like her pics a few years ago. I'm talking like 2011/2012 ... She must have aged drastically since then. Which given her proclivities, would not surprise me.

**Reaper400** · 05-25-14 22:37

Originally Posted by Schip [View Original Post]

Had the pleasure of dreaming about her on GTB in Clearwater. Sure she is thin but I really enjoyed my time with her. Wouldn't go with her "regular" rates but she can be fun.

Happy Memorial Day weekend and thanks to all the vets who served to make our pursuit of happiness possible!

What the heck is GTB?

**Lapeno007** · 05-25-14 22:08

Religious nuts http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...nd-25/12626469.

**Seadog1000** · 05-25-14 19:39

30-40 pounds heavier? Thats a big girl. Well at least she had a nice personality...

Originally Posted by BillySea [View Original Post]

Yeah she is about 30 to 40 pounds heavier than her picture shows. Plus maybe five to six years older. And that is too bad because she has a nice personality and a great accent!

**Member #4527** · 05-25-14 17:05

Originally Posted by Seadog1000 [View Original Post]

Was there a food commercial on the TV during session?

Yeah she is about 30 to 40 pounds heavier than her picture shows. Plus maybe five to six years older. And that is too bad because she has a nice personality and a great accent!

**Seadog1000** · 05-25-14 13:45

Was there a food commercial on the TV during session?

Originally Posted by FitTrainer07 [View Original Post]

Accurate pics, southern accent. Firm massage but was distracted and watching tv the entire time. May repeat. If you like big naturals, worth a shot. Room was clean.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...ow-23/12202617

**Schip** · 05-25-14 13:40

Had the pleasure of dreaming about her on GTB in Clearwater. Sure she is thin but I really enjoyed my time with her. Wouldn't go with her "regular" rates but she can be fun.

Happy Memorial Day weekend and thanks to all the vets who served to make our pursuit of happiness possible!

**Bill Ho** · 05-25-14 13:37

What a good idea! I will keep that in mind, because I still think about seeing her in the near future. Bill Ho.

Originally Posted by RookTakesQueen [View Original Post]

Monger intervention? Maybe if all her visitors start bringing happy meals we can bring her weight back up.

**Reaper400** · 05-25-14 13:36

Originally Posted by BillHo [View Original Post]

Does looking "rough" make her bad? I lile skinny. Bill Ho.

X2 its the other things reported in previous reviews that have held me back plus the overwhelming smoke.

**Bill Ho** · 05-25-14 13:32

Does looking "rough" make her bad? I lile skinny. Bill Ho.

Originally Posted by Nekidinflorida [View Original Post]

Was good, now she is about 80 lbs and looking rough, really rough.

**FitTrainer07** · 05-25-14 13:06

Originally Posted by DrPotato [View Original Post]

You'll have better luck finding info about a St Pete girl if you post or search in the St Pete forum. Not into the big girls like her, but big or not, she charges wayyy too much just for a half hour.

Her rates fluctuate and if you text her, she offers a good rate.

I'll post in st pete, thanks!

**FitTrainer07** · 05-25-14 13:04

Originally Posted by BillySea [View Original Post]

Like every other hotel like this one, the management already knows what's going on and so do the police. I merely called told them I was in a room, and that there was a lot of noise coming from the other room. That just causes them to go knock on the door and ask what's going on.
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1 girl told me she screwed the manager when she uses their facility. Instead of paying. I merely wanted to inconvenience the girl to some degree. Like I said she was the number one worst experience. It was like here go ahead and use my pussy, let me know when you're done. Didn't tell the ho tell management anything they didn't already know. I just give them a formal complaint so they had to knock on her door.

I don't understand why you calked the hotel. I think the right thing here is to give her a bad review, but complaining about noise is kind of childish.

Wish you luck on the next hunt.

**FitTrainer07** · 05-25-14 13:02

Originally Posted by TakkenX [View Original Post]

Does she anything extra. What was the damage?

No extras really. Topless, big ass jugs. Nice ass in her thong. After our first meet, I was allowed to explore more. I would see her every week if I could.

Her rates are on her ad I think, but 50-60 for HH, and 80 for hr I think.

**Flabro** · 05-25-14 12:51

Has any of my Fellow Hunters paid this lovely lady a visit yet. Do share any info.

Stay Safe & Happy Hunting.

Tammy.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...ll-20/10769295