The Massholes

**Deb4512** · 05-22-14 11:03

You're right, not all women are the same, just like guys aren't all the same. If I thought you were virtually all the same, by escorting I certainly know differently now. Also Camera I didn't write all women't pussy's are the same. I said they were all different, reason I know this is because someone on facebook posted a variety of pussy shots to prove this point. This is what I wrote in that post: ""Not all pussy's look alike." As far as reviewing the guys I'd certainly do that with their permission if that's what they wanted. Since discretion is important to everyone here, I just thought keeping the sessions confidential is the way to go.

I think I mentioned this already, but not to what extent LOL. I've been receiving fan mail LOL. I counted 10 pms so far since I've been posting, all of them recently. Members on this board who like reading my posts and most of them want to make appointments with me due to them LOL. This really surprised me. Also many of them are senior members. Who would have thought? I haven't been posting in order to up my client base. I post because I think it's fun and since most of the people I associate with don't know I escort, I have no one to talk about the hobby with. Only the clients I see know I'm an escort and I'm not planning to talk to them regarding subjects I post on this board. If they want to chat it's mostly about their personal problems and I listen and offer them feedback if they ask for it. Otherwise sessions are meant for one thing. Their pleasure.

This is really hysterical and it surprised the hell out of me! One of you, and I won't say who it was, who complained a lot about my postings made an appointment with me. Lmao. Actually I saw him already. We were pming back and forth so he decided to see me. Who would have thought. LOL. He really gave me a hard time on the board and was harsh and came across as very tough and abrasive. In person he's totally different! He's very zen, sweet and caring. If any of you are curious, I'm totally different in person too. One of my buddies told me that a member here pmed him and wrote that he didn't like me and he hasn't even met me in person LOL. How the heck are you going to know whether you like someone or not if you've never met them? Behind a keyboard people can be whoever they want to be. The subjects talk about here are my thoughts only. For instance I'd never discuss in person to anyone what a pussy is like and what my pussy is like too LOL. It'd make me uncomfortable. But here I feel free to be more open. I think you are all the same way as well.

Thanks A2 for sharing your exploits! Keep them cumming! We all want to know what escorts you see. They are all really hot! I'd want to hire one of them for myself if I lived in Argentina. I wonder if any of them are bisexual? .

**Camera3** · 05-22-14 03:04

I disagree and have no issue with a SP "reviewing" a hobbyist. I travel a bit and find USASG to be quite different in different cities. As I stated before, Massholes is a unique feature of this neighborhood. Maybe it is to the detriment of the reviews because you folks in Boston don't do much reviewing. I don't know.

One city I tend to work in a lot has a very active neighborhood of hobbyists, mongers and SP's. A monger who visits a SP and writes a review and is then "reviewed" by the SP get's instant validity. Face it, anyone can posts hundreds of posts and you become a SM by pretty much hanging around long enough and not pissing anyone off. But, review a known SP and then have her verify the date, well, that is a way to mutual fame.

In another city I got in the middle of everyone rating their 10 favorite SP's. It was useful, for sure. A couple of days into that and some SP's started rating their favorite clients. It actually became very entertaining.

Face it, the reason many of us (maybe most, but it should be all, but it isn't) are here is to find someone to have sex with, stay safe and out of jail. We do this by developing trust relationships with each other. So, yeah, if someone writes a review of a SP and the SP writes back, that is useful. Knowing which members you can trust is pretty important.

Just sayin'.

C3.

Originally Posted by Deb4512 [View Original Post]

Even if I was bragging that they are all hung like horses and are also "Italian Stallions" I think guys are really hot, sweaty, masculine and sexy, especially macho cavemen Damn. I'm getting horny again thinking about them, but I'm in between clients If I did rant about a client it'd be about an idiot question or comment they made on the phone, or they shorted me. I wouldn't name names though. I'm a discreet provider and adhere to a strict HIPPA policy no matter how much I'm pissed off. By the way thank you guys, and you know who you are, for sending me pms telling me how much you like my posts and for making appointments because of them. I bet you guys who have complained about my posts didn't know I was acquiring a fan base I didn't know posting would be so good for business! So there PW Herman! Oh yeah, I forgot he put me on ignore LOL.

**Camera3** · 05-22-14 02:49

Deb,

You have been straight up with me. Thank you for that. This is not a criticism, but meant to clarify and offer some different information.

I will take issue with a few of the things you wrote in your long diatribe about pussy. I feel it was a good service because it was from an honest lady's point of view, but my own experience and some research in the past say differently on a few things.

All women are not multi-orgasmic. My first wife was, like I would look at her just so and she would explode. She would get to exploding with every thrust. She was the ultimate multi-orgasmic babe. She's the one that ran off with my best friend. My second wife was lucky to have one and only in 69. It was powerful, but it took lots of work. She's the one that went bat shit crazy and now lives in a trailer in the woods. Statistically, and I read this somewhere, only 14% of women are multi-orgasmic. Now, maybe in the SP world it is a higher percentage, and that may explain a lot.

Having a baby has nothing to do with tightness. I have met a few SP's that think this is somehow true, but it isn't. And a loose pussy can be surgically tightened and certain exercises strengthen the muscles. I can't prove this but by observation I have noticed that an in shape lady tends to have a tight pussy and the loosest pussy I have experienced also tended to be in bad physical shape.

I will say this, even though I know it is true, the clit is the magic spot for most ladies. But those that have a great G-spot, well that is a totally different kinda turn on. All you ladies have a fun clit but not all have a good G-spot. Just my experience, and that experience is having fucked many more for fun than for money.

All pussies do not look alike. Sorry, and I am surprised you think that to be true.

Again, thanks for your kindness to me.

C3.

Originally Posted by Deb4512 [View Original Post]

That long winded post didn't count as being long about nothing special. It was about pussy. So that's what I posted about. I know a lot about pussy, because I have one. Plus you guys blabber to me when you see me and give me details of other escorts you've seen. Plus I've worked with a few. I was sharing that info.

Xoxo.

**Admin2** · 05-22-14 00:11

Deb asked me why I don't share info on who I'm banging. Usually cause guys think I'm lying but here is the current rotation.

http://www.area-vip.com.ar/chicas/an...na/espanol.htm Current favorite for ho to housewife, 100 an hour, FUCKING awesome, about to graduate with a CPA (CPA here).

http://www.bairesgirls.net/escorts/N...0177_12401.htm Big time favorite, candidate for ho to housewife program. 45 bucks and hour, all access an hour GFE.

http://www.bairesgirls.net/escorts/M...8631_12625.htm Freaky plastic girl, 34 bucks a half hour 55 an hour, all access TOTAL PSE (she does video).

http://www.bairesgirls.net/escorts/C...2752_12306.htm One of three sisters, I've done every possible combo with the three of them but haven't done all three at once yet. Honestly these pics have A LOT of photoshop but she's still fun as hell. 45 bucks an hour.

http://www.bairesgirls.net/escorts/B...8337_12997.htm Sweet as sugar, dumb as a box of hammers. When she runs out of stuff to say she just starts sucking dick, fucking loves cum. 45 an hour.

http://www.bairesgirls.net/escorts/Y...2195_13002.htm Not very good in bed but she reminds me of every stripper I couldn't fuck in my 20's. For 34 bucks I can bang her whenever I want.

http://www.bairesgirls.net/escorts/X...8090_10820.htm Used to work with the second chick from the top, did tons of threesomes together, sadly they don't work together anymore. She's fun, compliant, all access, digs facials but now she wants 65 bucks an hour and that's just too much.

There are more but this is the steady line up with web pages. I have another dynamic duo that works in clubs so no web presence.

Some of them I do once a week, some once a month. I usually try out something new every week as well but these are the current steadies.

A2.

**Deb4512** · 05-21-14 16:56

Even if I was bragging that they are all hung like horses and are also "Italian Stallions" I think guys are really hot, sweaty, masculine and sexy, especially macho cavemen Damn. I'm getting horny again thinking about them, but I'm in between clients If I did rant about a client it'd be about an idiot question or comment they made on the phone, or they shorted me. I wouldn't name names though. I'm a discreet provider and adhere to a strict HIPPA policy no matter how much I'm pissed off. By the way thank you guys, and you know who you are, for sending me pms telling me how much you like my posts and for making appointments because of them. I bet you guys who have complained about my posts didn't know I was acquiring a fan base I didn't know posting would be so good for business! So there PW Herman! Oh yeah, I forgot he put me on ignore LOL.

**Admin2** · 05-21-14 16:11

Originally Posted by Deb4512 [View Original Post]

You should thank your lucky stars that I don't do what A2 first suggested, writing reviews about you if I met you in person and ranting about each and everyone of you even if I didn't.

I would never suggest that an advertiser should do this. Since it's Massholes feel free, but killing your own business needs to be something you decide to do.

A2.

**Smoke Screen** · 05-21-14 15:43

Originally Posted by Deb4512 [View Original Post]

That long winded post didn't count as being long about nothing special. It was about pussy. So that's what I posted about. I know a lot about pussy, because I have one. Plus you guys blabber to me when you see me and give me details of other escorts you've seen. Plus I've worked with a few. I was sharing that info.

Xoxo.

I owe you an apology, that was a very interesting post, so I apologize. But I did have to take a 5 minute coffee break half way through. You also proved me wrong in a post I wrote earlier today, where I said there has not been a post in Massholes that had any information about pussy, geez, you're making me eat my words.

**Deb4512** · 05-21-14 13:52

You want me to talk to myself and I'm not even schizophrenic? Ok, so it was long and it made me dizzy re reading it, but it's entirely about pussy. Also when I wrote it it was meant to be a long one about pussy, because I was being sarcastic I read every post everyone writes here. You guys tend to argue amongst yourself more than you do talking about pussy and complain that no one writes about it. After all it's a pussy board. LOL. Not a boxing ring. Lmao. So I thought I'd be sarcastic and funny by giving you all an eyefull of pussy writing. So I guess you all don't understand my sense of humor. The reason why Massholes exists is so you can do all your boxing and sword fighting here. You should thank your lucky stars that I don't do what A2 first suggested, writing reviews about you if I met you in person and ranting about each and everyone of you even if I didn't. Do you really want me to tell you all that PW Herman is hung like a horse and he made me cum 10 times in an hour? (I've never met him, I just can tell he's well endowed by the way he writes. It's woman's intuition). Oops he can't read what I wrote about him..Too bad.

**Smoke Screen** · 05-21-14 13:37

Originally Posted by PwHerman [View Original Post]

Ignore List:

Not all it is cracked up to be. I recently put Deb on my list, the first ever BTW, and I still see that she has made a post, just no content. Furthermore, if someone quotes her post I see it in its entirety. I will say that Deb seems to be a nice person I just have no desire to read her commentary on Massholes. I would completely support a " Debs Thread" if Admin2 felt compelled to create it. I did say support, I did not say I would read it or contribute! LOL.

I agree wholeheartedly, Deb does seem to be a nice person, and I would also SUPPORT only, a Deb thread.

**Smoke Screen** · 05-21-14 13:16

Originally Posted by Yardape08 [View Original Post]

Many posts in the main threads aren't about actual pussy either. There is a lot of logistical discussion, high fiving, posting of LE videos and many other misc commentary. Some of these posts are certainly relevant and useful in the pursuit of finding pussy while many are just B.S.

For Admin to discern whether each and every post meets a specific criteria would be a logistical nightmare. To solely exclude Massholes posts doesn't achieve the desired end of quantifying substantive posts. Keep it simple-I agree with bringing back the "join" date. It is one of the first things I used to check for a member's credibility in relation to his post count.

That's true, there is a certain amount of BS in the main threads, that can't be realistically eliminated, but there is not one post in Massholes about pussy, and if there was, it would be in the wrong thread.

**Deb4512** · 05-21-14 13:13

That long winded post didn't count as being long about nothing special. It was about pussy. So that's what I posted about. I know a lot about pussy, because I have one. Plus you guys blabber to me when you see me and give me details of other escorts you've seen. Plus I've worked with a few. I was sharing that info.

Xoxo.

**Member #4868** · 05-21-14 13:11

Ledger:

What has become of him? Seems to be mia for weeks now. Have to admit I miss our resident punching bag. Of course he may be busy with his work trying to get most of us in the MDC (monger detention center).

Post Count:

I find it comical how many posts there are concerning post count. Who fucking cares? Seriously, I only cared about my post count until I reached unmoderated status. After that I could not care any less. I actually just had to look and see where my current # is. I have quite a few and will be happy to give most to Spermie or whoever needs them to feel better. As long as I don't dip below the unmoderated horizon, its all good.

Join date:

I agree completely that this should come back as it was a valuable tool as was the "last activity" info. I vaguely recall getting a reason for the info no longer being displayed and remember thinking that it was to appease a very tiny minority.

Ignore List:

Not all it is cracked up to be. I recently put Deb on my list, the first ever BTW, and I still see that she has made a post, just no content. Furthermore, if someone quotes her post I see it in its entirety. I will say that Deb seems to be a nice person I just have no desire to read her commentary on Massholes. I would completely support a " Debs Thread" if Admin2 felt compelled to create it. I did say support, I did not say I would read it or contribute! LOL.

**Smoke Screen** · 05-21-14 13:08

You're right, the purpose of Massholes is to argue & vent, which is my point exactly. The purpose of USASG is to connect men with women for the purpose of sex. That's why I said posts in Massholes should not be counted in total post count, it has zero information about pussy, which is the reason we are all here.

And what happened to your not posting long winded posts, LOL? That last one was more than I cared to weed through.

**Lmao123** · 05-21-14 12:39

Originally Posted by PwLolHerman [View Original Post]

Sorry LMAO, with your limited post count I wasn't sure! LOL.

* I am kidding with you, post count means next to nothing in my eyes.

Good one, I see what you did there.

**Member #4868** · 05-21-14 12:34

Originally Posted by Lmao123 [View Original Post]

I was just being sarcastic, it's impossible for a man to have 500 posts on a board that's clearly for mongering / men trying to get pussy. Unless you're rich and have a lot of money to spend. If that was the case the case then you wouldn't need to pay cause the women would be all over you because they want a piece of the pie.

Sorry LMAO, with your limited post count I wasn't sure! LOL.

* I am kidding with you, post count means next to nothing in my eyes.