The Massholes

**Deb4512** · 05-21-14 13:13

That long winded post didn't count as being long about nothing special. It was about pussy. So that's what I posted about. I know a lot about pussy, because I have one. Plus you guys blabber to me when you see me and give me details of other escorts you've seen. Plus I've worked with a few. I was sharing that info.

Xoxo.

**Member #4868** · 05-21-14 13:11

Ledger:

What has become of him? Seems to be mia for weeks now. Have to admit I miss our resident punching bag. Of course he may be busy with his work trying to get most of us in the MDC (monger detention center).

Post Count:

I find it comical how many posts there are concerning post count. Who fucking cares? Seriously, I only cared about my post count until I reached unmoderated status. After that I could not care any less. I actually just had to look and see where my current # is. I have quite a few and will be happy to give most to Spermie or whoever needs them to feel better. As long as I don't dip below the unmoderated horizon, its all good.

Join date:

I agree completely that this should come back as it was a valuable tool as was the "last activity" info. I vaguely recall getting a reason for the info no longer being displayed and remember thinking that it was to appease a very tiny minority.

Ignore List:

Not all it is cracked up to be. I recently put Deb on my list, the first ever BTW, and I still see that she has made a post, just no content. Furthermore, if someone quotes her post I see it in its entirety. I will say that Deb seems to be a nice person I just have no desire to read her commentary on Massholes. I would completely support a " Debs Thread" if Admin2 felt compelled to create it. I did say support, I did not say I would read it or contribute! LOL.

**Smoke Screen** · 05-21-14 13:08

You're right, the purpose of Massholes is to argue & vent, which is my point exactly. The purpose of USASG is to connect men with women for the purpose of sex. That's why I said posts in Massholes should not be counted in total post count, it has zero information about pussy, which is the reason we are all here.

And what happened to your not posting long winded posts, LOL? That last one was more than I cared to weed through.

**Lmao123** · 05-21-14 12:39

Originally Posted by PwLolHerman [View Original Post]

Sorry LMAO, with your limited post count I wasn't sure! LOL.

* I am kidding with you, post count means next to nothing in my eyes.

Good one, I see what you did there.

**Member #4868** · 05-21-14 12:34

Originally Posted by Lmao123 [View Original Post]

I was just being sarcastic, it's impossible for a man to have 500 posts on a board that's clearly for mongering / men trying to get pussy. Unless you're rich and have a lot of money to spend. If that was the case the case then you wouldn't need to pay cause the women would be all over you because they want a piece of the pie.

Sorry LMAO, with your limited post count I wasn't sure! LOL.

* I am kidding with you, post count means next to nothing in my eyes.

**Skatar018** · 05-21-14 11:50

Originally Posted by Yardape08 [View Original Post]

Many posts in the main threads aren't about actual pussy either. There is a lot of logistical discussion, high fiving, posting of LE videos and many other misc commentary. Some of these posts are certainly relevant and useful in the pursuit of finding pussy while many are just B.S.

For Admin to discern whether each and every post meets a specific criteria would be a logistical nightmare. To solely exclude Massholes posts doesn't achieve the desired end of quantifying substantive posts. Keep it simple-I agree with bringing back the "join" date. It is one of the first things I used to check for a member's credibility in relation to his post count.

Just as when we post now there is a tally done in the background that the Admin never sees & doesn't get involved with on any level.

The same could be done for a review of a provider, certain minimum criteria would have to be met before the flags are set to record & tally that it's a review & not just a general post, e.g. did you pay her, did you receive a unhappy or happy ending HJ, BJ, or FS sex, was the massage good bad or ugly, & other relevant information.

Perhaps both could be recorded & tallied so that it would show the number of reviews & the number of general posts separately.

Though I agree it would not eliminate the BS posts from the forum or insure that a review is legit, it would give us a little more to go on than a total post count & a join date, which I also would like to see the join date reinstated & I know I had seen A2 mention that they were looking into this.

While this could be done it would require an upgrade which costs money & as it's been pointed out this is a free site so chances of this happening is zero nada zilch ain't going to happen.
Then again ya nevah know what those crazy mad Russians are working on!

**Lmao123** · 05-21-14 10:41

Originally Posted by PwHerman [View Original Post]

Don't confuse posting with actual mongering.

I was just being sarcastic, it's impossible for a man to have 500 posts on a board that's clearly for mongering / men trying to get pussy. Unless you're rich and have a lot of money to spend. If that was the case the case then you wouldn't need to pay cause the women would be all over you because they want a piece of the pie.

**Member #4868** · 05-21-14 10:33

Originally Posted by Lmao123 [View Original Post]

500 posts in a year. That's a lot of mongering, I definitely need to step my game up.

Don't confuse posting with actual mongering.

**Lmao123** · 05-21-14 10:06

Originally Posted by deb4512 [View Original Post]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj3ka-tzdew for one thing, with the stings in the video, the cops go through a lot of trouble setting them up in order to arrest a guy who's simply trying to get laid. i don't know if it's this video or somewhere else i read, where mongers are told something along the lines of "what you are doing is wrong. why can't you meet a woman the normal way. ask them out and take them on a date" lol. what right does anyone have to tell a guy how he ought to meet women? geeze. another thing i noticed in the video is that they use, what was it, four cops? to arrest one guy, again, for simply trying to get laid. do they need four cops to arrest one guy? really? what an easy job that is! it certainly doesn't look dangerous. and the one cop on the far right, am i seeing this correctly? he's pointing a gun at each guy that's being arrested? i haven't seen any mongers in the video with weapons on them. do any of these guys pose a threat to the cops? i also wonder if all four of the cops meet women the so called "normal way" i didn't know there was only one normal way to meet women. i'd also like to ask le and members of all of the abolitionist groups who claim that all sex worker's are victims and all are being trafficked, even those where no force is involved. and if they are considered victims, why arrest them in the first place? also, and i really love (sarcasm) this reasoning used to keep sex work criminalized. prostitution leads to drug use and other crimes. lol. yes, there are lots of escorts who have substance abuse issues, but i highly doubt escorting is the cause. most of them were probably drug addicts in the first place and chose prostitution, because it's an easy way to make lots of money to support their habits. it's all about making an act a crime based on morality. definitely arrest the traffickers, anyone who forces women or lures **** girls into prostitution. but why arrest all the consenting adults and call it human trafficking too? it makes no sense to me. it kind of reminds me of some of the same reasons the govt. uses in some states to keep the use of marijuana a crime. it's a gateway drug and it leads to harder drug use and other crimes. considering that marijuana is decriminalized in most if not all states by now (i think you can use it for certain medical conditions, but are fined if smoked for pleasure) and legal in washington state and colorado i guess that rational was wrong. and if prostitution is a horrific crime supposedly leading to substance abuse and other crimes has anyone ever thought of checking out what prostitution is like in the nevada desert? are any of these sex workers drug abusers? is prostitution leading to other crimes there? why isn't prostitution in nevada called human trafficking too? and also if prostitution is considered such a serious crime elsewhere why is it legal in nevada in the first place?

i definitely see where you're coming from, like i said before it doesn't really matter if the guy pays to see a girl or start dating her and wine and dine her. at the end of the day it always comes down to one thing, which is getting in bed with them.

think about it, you take a girl out for 3 weeks or even longer than that just to get to one thing. i don't know any guys out there who are willing to take a girl out and not even want sex from them, especially if they really like the girl.

what these cops tend to forget is that there are a lot of men who are shy and don't know how to talk to women. that's why a lot of them get an escort and try to have a good time.

**Lmao123** · 05-21-14 09:47

Originally Posted by Yardape08 [View Original Post]

Sperm, yet another Mongeresque style post adding more armchair reviewing of a girl you've apparently never seen. LJB actually saw this girl and gave a fairly comprehensive report including commenting on her looks. Others added pertinent TER scores. The big 500 post milestone is fast approaching. Maybe you are racing toward it in hopes that you will be receiving a bonus for reaching 500 in less than a year. If the post didn't contain your name and I just read the body of it I would have concluded it was MongerExpert. There is no rule stating you can't post on everything but this certainly seems like overkill.

500 posts in a year. That's a lot of mongering, I definitely need to step my game up.

**Deb4512** · 05-21-14 09:42

That's why it was created. Not for pussy reports. Besides my posts just landed me a client. He just emailed me. He's been following me on here and likes them. Ok, So I'll talk about pussy today:

If a woman's pussy is wet, that means their really hot for you or at least horny. A woman can't fake wetness unless she puts lube on. Pussy's are tighter if a woman hasn't had a baby. Not all pussy's look alike. If you want a woman to cum it's best to stimulate the clitoris, not stick your fingers into her pussy hole. Lube really feels good and also if you use a vibrator on her pussy. Most women don't cum through intercourse alone. It's all about the clitoris. Be gentle with it. Rubbing it too hard is irritating. Licking and flicking your tongue on it feels great! Also gently suck on the clit once in a while when you're eating pussy. After she cums give her a little break. Some women don't mind if you continue eating her pussy right after she cums. But most women like to have a little break, like you guys usually do after cumming. Women are generally multi orgasmic, especially during her sexual peak. Her sexual peak I'm guessing is generally before menopause. Women at this age think about sex a lot! So if you want to see a provider who really's hot, loves sex and has real orgasms you should go for older women. Sometimes a woman's pussy tends to be dry during and after menopause. If this is the case use a lot of lube.

Women who I know are good to great providers and do get into it. You probably know some of them already. If you're new to the board you might not know them.

Chris in Fall River. She has the biggest natural tits I've ever seen! She's not thin, not fat, but thick. She's also tall and has long brown hair. She's not young, she's older than the typical provider, but I'm not certain how old she is. She is a swinger and if you want a threesome with another guy her husband likes to join in. If you are interested pm me, I'll contact her and if she is interested and gives the green light I'll provider you with her information. She's not always in Fall River. Other areas she escorts are Natick, Plymouth and Tewksbury.

Danielle of NE. I have heard from clients that she is phenomenal. She also has is it over 100 or 200 reviews. She's been escorting for years. She's a swinger (that's not a secret, she tells clients and they've told me) and I'm taking a wild guess that she gets really into it. She's a bigger lady, thick with a large rack and they are real. She posts her age at I believe 36. She has shoulder length blonde hair and also a pretty face. She is very sweet and friendly so I've been told.

Victoria Spencer. I've worked with her. She used to live with me and we traveled around escorting together including the Cape and Atlantic City. She even met my parents in NJ. She's got an incredible sense of humor and is generally very friendly with the clients. She absolutely loves sex! In many of her ads she states that she doesn't see selfish lovers so give her pussy the attention it needs and she'll be very happy. Do not talk specifics on the phone or ask her what services she offers. She'll tell you she'll give you a bologna sanwich LOL The only thing you need to know is she's GFE, and you all know what that means right? She's tall, blonde with nice large bolt ons. She's an older woman, but still very hot! We spent time partying and bar hopping in Hyannis and guys gawk at her. She's tall and tends to wear high heels. She's a flashy dresser and her style will remind you of the women in Las Vegas. Her rates are very reasonable and she provides great service. Only thing is to call and conour appointment several times. Do not book in advance.

Gia in Revere. One of my clients swears by her. He said she's got the body of a stripper and could charge more money that she does. I think she charges $250 an hour. She's been a provider for awhile and she posts she's 29, but she's been posting that she's 29 for years now. I'd take a guess she's in her mid thirties or so. She's got long wavy hair, a nice body and a small, firm butt. She also has biggish tits and they are real. She's Italian and has an olive complexion. He says she's not intellectual, so if this bothers you don't see her. He also told me her set up is unusual. Something about living with her mother who's a pack rat / horder. Her mother is not in the house during appointments. Her reviews are great, some not so great.

As far as younger providers go, a client of mine really likes Fancy. She escorts in southern NH I think or is it Tewksbury. I can check for you if you'd like. She's tall and very pretty so I've been told. She is also caucasion (not sure how to spell).

A member here just visited May. She's a popular Asian provider. He said she's very pretty and he felt like he was with a real lover and it didn't feel like a service. She really gets into it and at least with him didn't fake it. He said she was really horny. For your information I've read on here that there is no gate you have to go through to see her. I think you all called it the phantom May gate that doesn't exist. The only member here who doesn't like her is Monger Expert and since he told everyone you have to be buzzed in through a gate to see her, and others have said there is no gate, he never really saw her so no reason for him to dislike her. Monger Expert is a pain in the ass.

Oops I forgot to include me. I am older. I state my age as 41. I have brown hair with highlights and it falls just below my shoulders. My hair is very thick, so it's a real pain in the ass to take care of. I'm constantly brushing it. Ugg. But if you like thick, slightly wavy hair you'll be a fan. I'm light skinned and have blue eyes and dimples by my mouth. I'm Italian, Polish, Irish, German and a little bit of French. If you have a foot fetish my feet are a size 6 and a half and they're perfect. I also get regular pedicures. They are painted as well as my finger nails, which are longish. I have a big, shapely butt. It doesn't matter how much I weigh. I could be thin and it'd still be large. When I was a stripper the other strippers told me I had a black woman's butt. I also have nice legs, small hands, baby soft skin. My breasts are unusual. They're real and firm like a teenager / early 20 year old. They don't sag. I'd fail the pencil test. I also have large pink nipples. My nipples are very sensitive so it's important to flick them with your fingers when you're eating my pussy. I do cum for real. I've been really horny recently since I had no sex for almost a month due to going on a vacation. My pussy is very very tight! Guys really like that. It's even tighter now since It wasn't in use for a month. I also have absolutely no wrinkles so far. Bad qualities at least to me. I'm too heavy. I'm not as large as my ex roommate. She was 5 foot and 220 lbs. She advertises that she's a small bbw. I post that I'm full figured. I'm five foot three inches and 175 lbs. (my real weight currently) I'm trying to lose weight and it seems like I'm hitting a plateau. I watch what I eat. I'm counting calories, but I need to exercise more. If any of you live in the North Shore near or off of Route 128 pm me please. I like spinning, walking, hiking and running. I'm not into weight lifting. Personality: In person I'm totally different that how I seem on the board. I don't talk a lot and I'm very warm and friendly. I also have a great sense of humor and like to cuddle. I absolutely adore sex! I'm also a very talented provider I live alone in a roomy two bedroom apt across from Walgreens. I do have two cats, so if you are highly allergic you shouldn't see me. I do have a housekeeper who cleans every other week so it's clean and organized. There's plenty of parking and there are four entrances. Two in the front and two in the back. Be sure you're nice to me. Don't short me or take off without paying me. I hate that! I'm originally from NJ so I have a Joisey accent. My rates are reasonable. They are $200 Hr an $125 for hh. I am willing to give a discount to USA members and also a discount to anyone who is disabled or mentally ill. You need to be over 21 and I don't have any age limit. I see anyone who is nice to me, although if you want a what do they call it, quick stop (at first I thought this was the name of a gas station when the guys first asked me if I provided it) I'll see you for $80, but I really don't like doing them. Try at least to stay for half an hour.

I'll try to think of more good providers. I'll search around for you as well and see what I can find out. As far as the one post members. Instead of giving them a hard time when they ask for information, why don't you tell them that how it works on the board is that they have to post reviews first in order to prove themselves as valuable members then they can request information. A lot of these guys don't know that. It's a review board so they just sign up for that reason. When you give them a hard time they might never come back and think that everyone on the board is a jerk. It's just a suggestion, so don't get into a tizzy about it. If this is male bonding behavior, I'm clueless. So continue to do what you want.

I've got a client coming from NH. Yes guys drive long distances to see me. I have a regular who comes from New Haven CT to see me or a fairly regular basis. The furthest anyone drove to see me was from Vermont and a few from Connecticut. Anyway I need to get ready for my client.

Ciao.

**Yardape08** · 05-21-14 08:50

Originally Posted by Nrlmus [View Original Post]

I think if his CMS allows such a content tinkering, Admin2 should not include The Massholes posts in our posts counts. After all, besides Deb's posts, there ain't no nothing pussy-related here alright. So count only ladies posts towards their counts but not ours. If it's too hard to do, don't count anybody's.

In my book asking him to do anything more would make it way too work intensive.

Many posts in the main threads aren't about actual pussy either. There is a lot of logistical discussion, high fiving, posting of LE videos and many other misc commentary. Some of these posts are certainly relevant and useful in the pursuit of finding pussy while many are just B.S.

For Admin to discern whether each and every post meets a specific criteria would be a logistical nightmare. To solely exclude Massholes posts doesn't achieve the desired end of quantifying substantive posts. Keep it simple-I agree with bringing back the "join" date. It is one of the first things I used to check for a member's credibility in relation to his post count.

**Nrlmus** · 05-21-14 08:03

Originally Posted by Cimfan [View Original Post]

This site blows lately and I haven't left a review in a while because of that. That and all the controversy about giving "too" much information. Most of the posts in here are nothing but people just running their mouth or complaining about the one post wonders asking for information. Ignore the one posters, they'll go away and leave a review or shut the fuck up. I would rather see one post a day that has substance instead of filtering through 50 bullshit posts.

Go ahead and bash me, but before you do, look at my posts, 90% are reviews.

I think if his CMS allows such a content tinkering, Admin2 should not include The Massholes posts in our posts counts. After all, besides Deb's posts, there ain't no nothing pussy-related here alright. So count only ladies posts towards their counts but not ours. If it's too hard to do, don't count anybody's.

In my book asking him to do anything more would make it way too work intensive.

**Cimfan** · 05-21-14 07:40

Originally Posted by Yellowfever023 [View Original Post]

You miss the point, it's not about the number, it is the lack of substance or the repeat of what has already been posted.

This site blows lately and I haven't left a review in a while because of that. That and all the controversy about giving "too" much information. Most of the posts in here are nothing but people just running their mouth or complaining about the one post wonders asking for information. Ignore the one posters, they'll go away and leave a review or shut the fuck up. I would rather see one post a day that has substance instead of filtering through 50 bullshit posts.

Go ahead and bash me, but before you do, look at my posts, 90% are reviews.