Massage Parlor Reports

**Ron M** · 05-18-14 22:31

Originally Posted by Brandon83 [View Original Post]

I should know that it is not unusual for escorts to use fake pictures and ad wording that do not resemble the actual experience. Asians have been notorious for this. This is the last time I get beat like this. Too many poor experiences in Chicago with escorts. Non-kissers, reluctant touchers, no massage skills even. Very few good. Not sure if paying more will yield better result. Next time I go to a new place and person answering the door doesn't match the picture, or is at least as attractive, I am walking away. Better yet, I'll ask more directly, if you are the girl in the picture, etc. Walk away more, Gentlemen, maybe these people will get the message.

http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEs...51-22/20939435

Originally Posted by ManDude [View Original Post]

98% of pics used for Asians on BP are fake. Those are pics of models singers actresses porn stars in asia. Only girls that use real pics are some of those 160/45 min thai girls.

I'll say it again;.

The reason why they use pics of Hot Looking Asian Girls is so that they can Lure you into calling. When you get there 99.9 percent of the time it won't be the Girl you meet that's in the Ad. All these Asian Escorts and AMP's know how Guys go Crazy over Asian Girls. I don't understand why you Guys keep going time and time again only to get disappointed every time. I stay away from any Asian Escorts and AMPs.

**DMichaels69** · 05-18-14 21:52

The attitude just kills it. Good to move on and spend your money elsewhere.

Originally Posted by QuickStudy [View Original Post]

Longtime lurker / monger, this is my first post. So feel free to be skeptical of me until I post more reports.

I've hit Oki Doki several times over the past few years, with mixed results. Lately, the attitude is enough to turn me off for good. This last time (a few weeks ago), I drew a 30-something 7/10 looker who knew the drill, but just didn't have any interest at all in giving a good massage. She finished but in such a lackluster way that I really didn't get anything out of it. Too bad, since the girls are better than average, they are close to where I hang out, open late, and usually pretty available. I guess YMMV but I'm done. So many better, more reliable places available, and for me the attitude is a major factor.

**DMichaels69** · 05-18-14 21:48

I highly doubt paying more will yield better results. You forgot to mention little to no English. LOL.

Originally Posted by Brandon83 [View Original Post]

I should know that it is not unusual for escorts to use fake pictures and ad wording that do not resemble the actual experience. Asians have been notorious for this. This is the last time I get beat like this. Too many poor experiences in Chicago with escorts. Non-kissers, reluctant touchers, no massage skills even. Very few good. Not sure if paying more will yield better result. Next time I go to a new place and person answering the door doesn't match the picture, or is at least as attractive, I am walking away. Better yet, I'll ask more directly, if you are the girl in the picture, etc. Walk away more, Gentlemen, maybe these people will get the message.

http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEs...51-22/20939435

**ManDude** · 05-18-14 20:43

98% of pics used for Asians on BP are fake. Those are pics of models singers actresses porn stars in asia. Only girls that use real pics are some of those 160/45 min thai girls.

**BerticalBlinds** · 05-18-14 19:32

Originally Posted by GotMilf [View Original Post]

Thanks for the review. Just a suggestion for future reviews: Keep details to a minimum on the boards and then share the juicy details via private message with seniors. Uncle LEO monitors these sites and use the info to shut down the businesses. Welcome to the forum and keep posting. Thanks.

I am a provider who was busted years ago. While I was waiting to be processed, one of the detectives read word for word from this website all about me and my wonderful services. It was unsettling, to say the least, to have a police officer read an erotic novella to me. It's most certainly not the fault of you gentlemen or the website owners that I was busted. Happens all the time in the city of Chicago. Just wanted to confirm that LE absolutely does read these and other websites to collect data on providers. Not that there's any murders, shootings, robberies or anything else going on Chicago right this moment. I greatly appreciate you guys being discreet as possible regarding full names, contact numbers and street addresses. Posting sort of things may not seem like a big deal to some gentleman, however I live a double life. There aren't any people in this world who know I'm a working girl other than my clients. I'd like to keep it that way.

FYI, posting real names, phone numbers, or addresses and specifically prohibited by the posting guidelines.

A2

**Brandon83** · 05-18-14 15:16

I should know that it is not unusual for escorts to use fake pictures and ad wording that do not resemble the actual experience. Asians have been notorious for this. This is the last time I get beat like this. Too many poor experiences in Chicago with escorts. Non-kissers, reluctant touchers, no massage skills even. Very few good. Not sure if paying more will yield better result. Next time I go to a new place and person answering the door doesn't match the picture, or is at least as attractive, I am walking away. Better yet, I'll ask more directly, if you are the girl in the picture, etc. Walk away more, Gentlemen, maybe these people will get the message.

http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEs...51-22/20939435

**Biliator** · 05-17-14 17:26

Originally Posted by Antonio [View Original Post]

Her old cell phone # has been disconnected and the "new" place on 35th is now up for rent. Anyone else out there informed on Susan's whereabouts?

Still in business and Lily is still there, at least as of a week ago.

**Biliator** · 05-17-14 17:05

Originally Posted by PuraVida [View Original Post]

I recently stopped in for an hour of therapy. Door fee is .5 for the hour. I have had success in the past at this location however, not this time. It wasnt for the lack of trying either! The massage was great and better than most you normally would get at an AMP. Too bad, because the therapist was a cutie about a 7-8 on the scale. I would repeat if in need of a good massage at a reasonable price. Left .2 as tip. Stay safe boys.

Would love to know who you've had good luck with there.

Thanks.

**OF Charlie** · 05-17-14 15:55

Originally Posted by FreedomLover [View Original Post]

Thanks to those who posted responses and to the folks that PM'ed me. The business portion of my trip to Chicago went well, but that meant I didn't have much free time. Managed to hit Mercy's downtown location twice since it was only blocks away from where I was staying. Both times visited with Coco, who was pretty cute and offered a solid massage... Not the best I've had, but I'd say a bit better than average. First time got a decent tug to finish things, 2nd time full service. Overpriced for full service but it was worth it to me under the circumstances and I'd say the quality was solid. Overall it was a good experience and I'd visit again were I in the area.

Thanks again.

-FL.

I decided to finally paid my first visit Thursday after work as this place is only four blocks from my office. I had made an appointment, but was told by Coco that there would be a half hour wait as she was the only one working that day. I was not happy, but decided to stay as I had nothing better to do. Because I am Asian, I was offered a full menu. She said normally that is not the case. Very expensive menu. .6 for standard finish, .8 for level 2 and 1.5 for full menu. HF is .65 for an hour. I don't recommend this place for locals as girls don't rotate. But if you are from out of town and stay on Michigan Ave with no other options, I suppose it will do. But keep in mind that it might take multiple visits before full menu is offered to you unless you are Asian. Tip: you have to sign in when you are in the lobby. Use a fake name as they don't check identification.

BTW, Coco told me that their lease is up this August and they will be moving to another location on Michigan Ave.

**Member #4707** · 05-17-14 15:34

Originally Posted by GotMilf [View Original Post]

Thanks for the review. Just a suggestion for future reviews: Keep details to a minimum on the boards and then share the juicy details via private message with seniors. Uncle LEO monitors these sites and use the info to shut down the businesses. Welcome to the forum and keep posting. Thanks.

Thanks for the heads up. I'll try to improve my forum etiquette!

**Member #4707** · 05-17-14 15:31

Originally Posted by Jefelici [View Original Post]

Given the yelp reviews and lack of reviews elsewhere, this place looks totally legit. You sure you got what you say you got? Maybe it's because you're a regular.

I'm pretty sure what I said actually happened. I even referred a friend there two weeks ago and he was pleased. Ask for judy. I've been going there for 3 years or so and I've NEVER seen anyone in there for regular spa services -- especially a woman. Only seen dudes walking in / out of rooms.

**PussyPoker** · 05-17-14 15:11

Originally Posted by Indahouze [View Original Post]

Have been reading the posts for a while and had not noticed anything on this AMP. Decided to start to build my cred by TOFTT. Massage was mediocre. They have a table shower in back, did not partake on my visit. Went there with some high hopes was not offered much more than a selfie. Maybe I was too aggressive? Don't know that I will be going back.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...sauna/18129974

That place has always been legit. Head west about 6 doors down on the same block. Ruby spa is good to go for some play.

**QuickStudy** · 05-17-14 14:35

Longtime lurker / monger, this is my first post. So feel free to be skeptical of me until I post more reports.

I've hit Oki Doki several times over the past few years, with mixed results. Lately, the attitude is enough to turn me off for good. This last time (a few weeks ago), I drew a 30-something 7/10 looker who knew the drill, but just didn't have any interest at all in giving a good massage. She finished but in such a lackluster way that I really didn't get anything out of it. Too bad, since the girls are better than average, they are close to where I hang out, open late, and usually pretty available. I guess YMMV but I'm done. So many better, more reliable places available, and for me the attitude is a major factor.

**GotMilf** · 05-17-14 13:11

Originally Posted by Indahouze [View Original Post]

Have been reading the posts for a while and had not noticed anything on this AMP. Decided to start to build my cred by TOFTT. Massage was mediocre. They have a table shower in back, did not partake on my visit. Went there with some high hopes was not offered much more than a selfie. Maybe I was too aggressive? Don't know that I will be going back.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...sauna/18129974

Chinatown is hit or miss lately. Keep reading the forums. Plenty of reliable options for AMPs out there.

**Indahouze** · 05-17-14 10:07

Have been reading the posts for a while and had not noticed anything on this AMP. Decided to start to build my cred by TOFTT. Massage was mediocre. They have a table shower in back, did not partake on my visit. Went there with some high hopes was not offered much more than a selfie. Maybe I was too aggressive? Don't know that I will be going back.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...sauna/18129974