The Massholes

[SMS 54]

A2 I believe you said we can vent on here? Ugg. If so, here it goes. A potential new client made an appointment with me, not an exact time, but a sometime Monday morning appointment to see me. We've been pming up and back and I really like him. He asked me one time only, on Saturday at 8 pm to email recent pics of myself to him. I had forgotten to send them, but remembered 9 am this morning. The same time I was sending the pics, he pmed me on here telling me he's upset with me and I'm showing what my character is like but not sending the pics like he asked. He said something like "I made other plans, and as far as seeing you, thanks, but no thanks." So I emailed him back profusely apologizing for forgetting to send the pics earlier and offered him 50 % off the appointment. I sent him another email telling him that the money doesn't matter, so he can name his price. I didn't hear from him, figuring he must be really upset, I told him I"the see him for free. He sent me an email just recently telling me how upset he is with me, that I'm irresponsible and prefer posting on this board than tending to my responsibilities. I only posted once after 8 pm on Saturday when he requested the pics. Well I don't know what you all know about escorts businesses, but we get a shit load of calls, emails texts to wade through. I try my best to try to accomodate (can't' spell this damn word) everyone and if I fuck up I offer 50 % or free services depending on how bad the mistake is and how upset the guy is. Now I read on the other board about an escort who charges a fee if a client cancels on her 24 hours! Wow. I think she charges him for the entire session! A guy who saw her asked what everyone thought about her cancelling on him at the last min. And should he be compensated somehow (given a discounted session) and all the escorts said no. Here I am concerned about not sending pics earlier, I'm offering him a free session, and that's not compensation enough? I don't get it. Is he right and I'm not viewing this situation objectively? But I don't know any escort, especially on backpage, who'd give a rats ass over how they've inconvenienced you. Geeze. Ok, rant over. I would like to think I'm not a bad escort, but if this is a biggie mistake I again apologize for the error and sorry he won't give me a chance. Not like I need the money, I just like to treat people well and also want them to be satisfied. Any pms or comments here would be appreciated. Also can you all suggest how I can make it up to him. Thanks.

If it would make you feel any better, you could give me the free session that he doesn't seem to want.

[Admin2]

I would like to think I'm not a bad escort, but if this is a biggie mistake I again apologize for the error and sorry he won't give me a chance. Not like I need the money, I just like to treat people well and also want them to be satisfied. Any pms or comments here would be appreciated. Also can you all suggest how I can make it up to him. Thanks.

He needs to unbunch his panties. Forgetting to send pics is an error but it's not like missing an appointment. A sincere "sorry about that" covers this. If a 50% discount doesn't cover it fuck him. He'll be more trouble IF you see him.

One of the things I like about my job is I don't have to be nice to assholes. Some douchebag sent me an email the other day. "Tell me about your advertising" nothing more. No, "Hello, we are thinking..." or "Hi could you please send us info about..." just "Tell us about your advertising." Normally I do into detail about the sizes of ads, costs, impressions, ect. But for this douchebag I answered "when you figure out how polite people make a request, write me back." He responded by calling me an asshole (can't blame him) so I told him to fuck off.

Assholes that don't use common politeness are always more trouble than they are worth. Most of our advertisers have been with us a long, long, LONG fucking time and I don't want to deal with an asshole for the next couple years.

A2.

[Deb4512]

A2 I believe you said we can vent on here? Ugg. If so, here it goes. A potential new client made an appointment with me, not an exact time, but a sometime Monday morning appointment to see me. We've been pming up and back and I really like him. He asked me one time only, on Saturday at 8 pm to email recent pics of myself to him. I had forgotten to send them, but remembered 9 am this morning. The same time I was sending the pics, he pmed me on here telling me he's upset with me and I'm showing what my character is like but not sending the pics like he asked. He said something like "I made other plans, and as far as seeing you, thanks, but no thanks." So I emailed him back profusely apologizing for forgetting to send the pics earlier and offered him 50 % off the appointment. I sent him another email telling him that the money doesn't matter, so he can name his price. I didn't hear from him, figuring he must be really upset, I told him I"the see him for free. He sent me an email just recently telling me how upset he is with me, that I'm irresponsible and prefer posting on this board than tending to my responsibilities. I only posted once after 8 pm on Saturday when he requested the pics. Well I don't know what you all know about escorts businesses, but we get a shit load of calls, emails texts to wade through. I try my best to try to accomodate (can't' spell this damn word) everyone and if I fuck up I offer 50 % or free services depending on how bad the mistake is and how upset the guy is. Now I read on the other board about an escort who charges a fee if a client cancels on her 24 hours! Wow. I think she charges him for the entire session! A guy who saw her asked what everyone thought about her cancelling on him at the last min. And should he be compensated somehow (given a discounted session) and all the escorts said no. Here I am concerned about not sending pics earlier, I'm offering him a free session, and that's not compensation enough? I don't get it. Is he right and I'm not viewing this situation objectively? But I don't know any escort, especially on backpage, who'd give a rats ass over how they've inconvenienced you. Geeze. Ok, rant over. I would like to think I'm not a bad escort, but if this is a biggie mistake I again apologize for the error and sorry he won't give me a chance. Not like I need the money, I just like to treat people well and also want them to be satisfied. Any pms or comments here would be appreciated. Also can you all suggest how I can make it up to him. Thanks.

[Lmao123]

I'm going to the Belmont stakes horse race on June 7th! I'm practically obsessed I'm such a big fan of horse racing, but I've never been to the Kentucky Derby, the Preakness or the Belmont. I've only been to the track in Boston, but I avidly watch the three big races on tv. I've seen the movies Secretariat and Sea Biscuit a zillion times. Can you tell I'm a horse / animal lover? Well the Belmont is big this year! A horse named California Chrome, with no special pedigree and a no name trainer, with working class owners who were told they were dumb asses to breed two run of the mill racehorses for $10,000, won the Kentucky Derby and the Preakness. If he wins the Belmont he'll win the triple crown! No California bred horse has every won the triple crown, and the triple crown hasn't been won by any horse since 1978. It's that hard to win! And with a horse like this with no special pedigree? It's like a modern day version of Sea Biscuit, the working man's horse. If he wins, I'll be watching history in the making. Movie studios like Disney are planning to make a movie about this horse if he wins. I'm totally freaking out! I bought the best seats in the house from a reputable ticket broker (BBB certified) today, a room at a nice hotel four miles from the track and am staying from that Wednesday until Sunday check out.

So what's sexy about this race? And what does it have to do with the hobby? People from all over the world are going to the Belmont, famous people and horse owners.all sorts of people and it's a sold out event. It's a special race, especially if this horse wins. Damn that I wish I had someone to go withSo I got to thinking, It's the perfect time to escort! I'll probably be busy and it'll pay for the ticket, the hotel and then some! If it weren't for you guys, the one's who see me on a regular basis on this board, I couldn't afford to go. It's expensive! So Yay to escorting, Yay to all of you sexy men on usasg! I really appreciate you! And by the way, every moment I've spent with each and every one of you has been fabulous! I can't believe I found a job that I love, that I'm good at, and guys that I really dig too Watch the race guys and I'll wave to you and blow you a kiss xoxoxoxoxo.

Hi Deb, it's funny that you mentioned the Belmont Stakes because I'm originally from New York and I used to live less than 1 mile away from there. It's on Hempstead Ave in Queens. I used to go there as a child to watch the races. What a small world.

[Deb4512]

I'm going to the Belmont stakes horse race on June 7th! I'm practically obsessed I'm such a big fan of horse racing, but I've never been to the Kentucky Derby, the Preakness or the Belmont. I've only been to the track in Boston, but I avidly watch the three big races on tv. I've seen the movies Secretariat and Sea Biscuit a zillion times. Can you tell I'm a horse / animal lover? Well the Belmont is big this year! A horse named California Chrome, with no special pedigree and a no name trainer, with working class owners who were told they were dumb asses to breed two run of the mill racehorses for $10,000, won the Kentucky Derby and the Preakness. If he wins the Belmont he'll win the triple crown! No California bred horse has every won the triple crown, and the triple crown hasn't been won by any horse since 1978. It's that hard to win! And with a horse like this with no special pedigree? It's like a modern day version of Sea Biscuit, the working man's horse. If he wins, I'll be watching history in the making. Movie studios like Disney are planning to make a movie about this horse if he wins. I'm totally freaking out! I bought the best seats in the house from a reputable ticket broker (BBB certified) today, a room at a nice hotel four miles from the track and am staying from that Wednesday until Sunday check out.

So what's sexy about this race? And what does it have to do with the hobby? People from all over the world are going to the Belmont, famous people and horse owners.all sorts of people and it's a sold out event. It's a special race, especially if this horse wins. Damn that I wish I had someone to go withSo I got to thinking, It's the perfect time to escort! I'll probably be busy and it'll pay for the ticket, the hotel and then some! If it weren't for you guys, the one's who see me on a regular basis on this board, I couldn't afford to go. It's expensive! So Yay to escorting, Yay to all of you sexy men on usasg! I really appreciate you! And by the way, every moment I've spent with each and every one of you has been fabulous! I can't believe I found a job that I love, that I'm good at, and guys that I really dig too Watch the race guys and I'll wave to you and blow you a kiss xoxoxoxoxo.

[Admin2]

I wrote to the guys who were upset with me already, but I'll make a confession to everyone publicly. I'm sorry, really sorry if I offended anyone. I was being a *****. I thought I was just expressing my opinions, also I was concerned that some of the fat escorts,(not me because I'm almost perfect I just need to lose 20 more lbs and I'm good to go) would see your posts and it'd hurt their feelings. But you all have the right to express your opinions too even if I don't like them. I realize that this is a man's board and I needed to tone it down. My friend Stressed Out contacted me and told me "honey, you are walking on this ice, you know I care about you, but some of the guys have been pming me about your postings." I thought I was being a Masshole, but I was really criticizing you guys when all you were doing was "male bonding." I'm totally clueless sometimes and occasionally a *****. I had no right to write what I wrote and also for monopolizing the board. I hope you welcome me back with open arms. I got crazy carried away. Xoxoxoxo.

Men get it that people fuck up. Men admire people that when they fuck up say "Dude I fucked up, won't happen again." Most men, don't use that fuck up as ammo in the future unless you fuck up in the same way again.

Two guys resolving a problem;.

Guy 1; Duu-uudd (What they fuck was that?

Guy 2; Doooood (Ahh fuck, sorry).

Guy 1; Dude (ok).

Guy 2; Dude? (want to go fishing? I'll buy the beer).

Guy 1; Cool (I acknowledge that you see you fucked up, sincerely regret it, and are making amends, this issue is now closed unless you do it again).

[Camera3]

The first time she was at the house my new favorite (the one that called and asked if she and her friend could come fuck me) asked me as she was about to walk out the door "Aren't you going to give me my money?" I said "Honey, I put it under your cell phone on the nightstand, didn't you see it?" (I put her money, the exact amount we had agreed on, fanned out so she could see it, under her cell phone which was laying next to her purse) I'm going to marry her because she answered "yes I saw it, but you didn't tell me it was mine, so I didn't take it."

I am totally speechless. You should marry her. As one who is an expert on getting married (but not staying married) I can tell you, none of my wives would have ever passed up that cash.

A2, you are my hero.

C3.

[Deb4512]

I wrote to the guys who were upset with me already, but I'll make a confession to everyone publicly. I'm sorry, really sorry if I offended anyone. I was being a *****. I thought I was just expressing my opinions, also I was concerned that some of the fat escorts,(not me because I'm almost perfect I just need to lose 20 more lbs and I'm good to go) would see your posts and it'd hurt their feelings. But you all have the right to express your opinions too even if I don't like them. I realize that this is a man's board and I needed to tone it down. My friend Stressed Out contacted me and told me "honey, you are walking on this ice, you know I care about you, but some of the guys have been pming me about your postings." I thought I was being a Masshole, but I was really criticizing you guys when all you were doing was "male bonding." I'm totally clueless sometimes and occasionally a *****. I had no right to write what I wrote and also for monopolizing the board. I hope you welcome me back with open arms. I got crazy carried away. Xoxoxoxo.

[Hags Joe]

On St. Dennis, St Laurent, Crescent or St. Catherine Street. It's a monger's paradise when the USA Dollar is stronger than the Canadians and it's totally legal so I've heard recently.

Sucer ma chatte humide.

http://www.montrealnewyearsxs.com/im...ears-girls.jpg

4, 5, 3, 1, 2.

How's that for "misogamy".

[Nrlmus]

I love this line you wrote in response to one of the involved gentlemen " EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was deleted because it contributed nothing of value and in fact constituted a complete waste of bandwidth. ".

My only recommendation would be to attach this clip when you use that line in the future: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0.

Oh, I will be employing this video for future use for sure! (bookmarked).

[Admin2]

I remember the Secret Service agents got in trouble for this reason. The hooker refused to leave until she got another $50 from them and caused a problem in the hotel. That's when the story broke about the agents. Seems the strategy works for the girls!

First, he negotiated drunk, agreed to a ridiculous number and then fucked her all night long and wouldn't pay her in the morning.

Second he was in the Secret Service.

Third He took her to HIS hotel room.

Don't get drunk while mongering (just makes the sex worse anyway) Second, since you won't be drunk you won't agree to 800 fucking dollars. Third, if you have a job like that, don't take her to your fucking hotel. Just like here there are short term hotels in Columbia, here they cost about 25 bucks for three hours. Take her there, if she fucks up like that, walk the fuck out. I have never understood this "I want you to spend the whole night and sleep with me thing." Hit it and fucking quit it. If you want a girlfriend, make more money and get in shape. If you want to get laid, fuck them, then put them in a fucking taxi and sleep peacefully. Any guy that voluntarily becomes unconscious in the presence of a working girl he just met two hours ago deserves to lose the fucking kidney she's going to end up selling on the black market. Along with his wallet, passport, watch, money, computer, and anything else laying around.

After you know them it's a different thing. The first time she was at the house my new favorite (the one that called and asked if she and her friend could come fuck me) asked me as she was about to walk out the door "Aren't you going to give me my money?" I said "Honey, I put it under your cell phone on the nightstand, didn't you see it?" (I put her money, the exact amount we had agreed on, fanned out so she could see it, under her cell phone which was laying next to her purse) I'm going to marry her because she answered "yes I saw it, but you didn't tell me it was mine, so I didn't take it." She can now sleep over anytime she wants. She can wait in the house by herself while I go the grocery store and buy her some beer. She can't have the combo to my safe yet, but I also won't be throwing my keys, ipad, money, and phone in the safe either when she's here.

[Member #5039]

Full disclosure, I've never been to Brazil.

I know 5 or 6 guys that have told a story along the lines of "she was such a pain in the ass I just gave her the money to leave."

I remember the Secret Service agents got in trouble for this reason. The hooker refused to leave until she got another $50 from them and caused a problem in the hotel. That's when the story broke about the agents. Seems the strategy works for the girls!

[Member #4868]

It doesn't say that anymore.

A2.

I love this line you wrote in response to one of the involved gentlemen " EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was deleted because it contributed nothing of value and in fact constituted a complete waste of bandwidth. ".

My only recommendation would be to attach this clip when you use that line in the future: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0.

[Deb4512]

The most unhappiest of people in the world are married. That being said, most man are married and have bills left and right. They realize that they are not content with their sexual life and pursue other avenues.

Having a SW fulfill's such void but at the same time, that relationship does not require maintenance, such as cheating on some one.

In addition, many of us hate having a woman that bitchand complain the whole day about a bunch of be-s that God knows you are not paying attention to. All you want for her to do is to phuck you.

Plus, who likes to eat the same meat everyday. How about having a burger for breakfast-lunch-dinner. Having said that, man require variety and spice in their lives.

[Admin2]

I just want to be clear that anal is not my preference but if it was I would go BB. To quote you "There is no reason to bareback a girl in the ass. Bareback. Why? Power trip? Allow me to answer for Dr. Love, why? Because he wants to do her BB in the ass! Power trip? Maybe it is a power trip but that is Dr. Love's business, not yours!

I detect a tone of arrogance in your post, an air of entitlement and it pisses me off that would comment on Dr. Love's sexual preferences. I don't want to embarrass you but you need get off your high horse and learn everyone makes their choices and it is not up to you to question them. Now go crawl back into your hole you egotistical fuck.

Fever.

It doesn't say that anymore.

A2.