The Massholes

[Yellowfever023]

Sorry that happened to you and nice of you to post about the poor experience. You admitted that you made a mistake of paying first. But, of course, the bigger mistake was losing perspective. There is no reason to bareback a girl in the ass. Bareback. Why? Power trip? Just wrap it up and pretend you're doing it bareback. What's the difference except for what is in your own head and real consequences? But the truly irrational part is that you allowed yourself to believe that some girl who advertises for all the world to see just can't wait for YOU to get with her at a notel to have unprotected sex.

I'm not trying to embarrass you, friend. I'm just passing along some hard earned wisdom from someone who has made the same mistakes. It ain't worth getting too crazy about what the ad says. In fact, the more adventurous it sounds, the less you should be interested in it.

I just want to be clear that anal is not my preference but if it was I would go BB. To quote you "There is no reason to bareback a girl in the ass. Bareback. Why? Power trip? Allow me to answer for Dr. Love, why? Because he wants to do her BB in the ass! Power trip? Maybe it is a power trip but that is Dr. Love's business, not yours!

I detect a tone of arrogance in your post, an air of entitlement and it pisses me off that would comment on Dr. Love's sexual preferences. I don't want to embarrass you but you need get off your high horse and learn everyone makes their choices and it is not up to you to question them. Now go crawl back into your hole you egotistical fuck.

Fever.

[Deb4512]

http://www.rooshv.com/school-of-argentine-girls Roosh also wrote a book: Roosh's Argentina Compendium, a 64 page strategy guide designed to help you bang any Argentinian woman of your choice (for free ofcourse) Maybe A2 has used some of the techniques? With his charm he could probably write a book himself What do I get A2 for kissing your ass? LOL and I'm sure it's a fine ass indeed.

[Admin2]

Full disclosure, I've never been to Brazil.

With that out of the way I would agree with most of your sentiments except the "just like NY," and Chilenas being warmer.

I've fucked a couple hundred Brazilenas here and they are some freaky fucking chicks, I've had VERY few regrets on any of them. I've never gone to Brazil because getting a visa is a pain in the ass. I'm in the process of applying for Argentinian citizenship and I reckon my first stamp in that new passport will be to Brazil.

Argentinos are kind of difficult to deal with. I've gotten to the point where I tell guys if you aren't willing to be here for a minimum of a couple weeks it's really not worth the trip unless somebody else is paying for it. After the crisis in 2002 tourism exploded here and soooooo many drunk fucking idiots over paid these chicks that they won't work for less than a couple hundred bucks. Since they are so fucking hot most guys just pay it. What they don't understand is when you over pay them so much they think you are a fool and fuck you accordingly. I know 5 or 6 guys that have told a story along the lines of "she was such a pain in the ass I just gave her the money to leave." I promise you the story the chick told her friends when like this. "Juanita, charge a yankee 4 times as much as a local and then when you get to the hotel if you keep breaking his balls and not fucking him, he will still give you the money and you can go. No I'm serious, he won't hit you or anything, he will just give you the money and you can leave without even touching him."

I don't have to deal with this because I live here and I have insulted so many chicks that tried to highball me that none of them try it. When I go out to the club I give them their 100 bucks, it's too much but it's a settlement between the 2-300 they try to get from most yankees and the 70-80 they charge locals. For me it's a recruiting tool. I recently posted about the two girls that came to the house. I had paid the first one her 100 bucks plus the 40 in bar fines to bang her the first time. Then blew her away by being nice to her (here's a toothbrush just for you) that she thought I was great. A couple days later SHE called me asking if her and her friend could both come to the house and I gave them 70 a piece for two hours.

NR is correct about the diversity as well. Argentinos are very proud that they stopped having slaves long before the Brazillians did. While I'm certainly not defending slavery what happened here as a result of not being able to have slaves the Argentines just fucking killed everybody that wasn't white and then imported laborers from whichever European country was currently depressed, mostly Italy. Buenos Aires has one of the most homogeneous populations I've ever seen. Again, not defending slavery or the longer length of time they had it but an unintended consequence in Brazil was those other peoples survived as groups, here they are all gone.

I think downtown looks a lot like NYC, but I can show you areas, really big areas that don't.

The very weirdest thing about here, and in my experience the most difficult thing for Yanks to understand is valuation. Because of the 10 gozzillian subsidies on everything they have here nobody really understands the idea of market driven valuation. Up in the states it's generally accepted that a thing or service is worth what somebody will buy if for. Here in Argentina a thing or service is worth what, in the mind of the seller, you have the ABILITY to pay for it. In their minds if you CAN pay 100 dollars for something they would sell to somebody else for 50 and you don't pay the 100 dollars but only the 50 they would be happy to sell it to somebody else for, they haven't received 50 dollars, they feel like you have stolen 50 dollars from them. Last night I was taking a new guy around. It was 2:30 in the morning, this chick at this coffee shop that I have paid 60 bucks to bang for two hours on several occasions wouldn't leave with him for less than 80 an hour. She sat in that coffee shop and earned nothing, rather than give him the same deal she has given me on several occasions. It's really fucking bizarre.

I converted all prices to dollars in this post. If you ever come here, never pay in dollars, never discuss dollars, if chicks mention dollars pretend you don't know what they are. I'll never be able to explain why you have to trust me on this. Also don't change anything more than the BAREST minimum at the airport.

[Deb4512]

All I had to do was to stand or dance in a club and look cute, or walk down the street and some guy would want to suck on my pussy. A French guy actually grabbed my boob when I was walking around in the gay village one day. Here's what the non pros look like in Montreal my monger friends. A feast for the eyes. The nightlife rocks and there's a lot of free pussy to be had. My friend Don who lives there was complaining that he was searching for a serious girlfriend and all the women he met only wanted casual sex. Check this utube video out and to Admin 2, they rival or even surpass the Argentinian women don't you think? What guy wouldn't want to fuck a girl with a French accent https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9TfOjZD2OE "Joie de vivre" to everyone on the board. Xoxo.

[Nrlmus]

On St. Dennis, St Laurent, Crescent or St. Catherine Street. It's a monger's paradise when the USA Dollar is stronger than the Canadians and it's totally legal so I've heard recently.

Sucer ma chatte humide.

http://www.montrealnewyearsxs.com/im...ears-girls.jpg

I was actually talking about Paris, France and at that being factitious as it's probably is one of the worst places for mongering.

Argentina can be amazing and I had an awesome time in BA. Obviously you time would be so much better though if you know people. I myself prefer Rio or even San Paulo but then argument between BA and Rio / SP mongers has been going on since mongers began populating those areas. Moreover, I actually found Chilean chicks warmer then Argentine but Argentinians can be crazy, definitely more sophisticated and super adventurous but also often have an edge to them that some may not ind welcoming. All thing being equal however I still prefer Brazilians who I believe strike a better balance between being nice, interesting and having a higher level of education and knowhow. As for looks, on the whole I found Argentinian women better looking then Brazilian but remember that applies only if you like white European stock.

If you prefer racial and ethnic diversity in your mongering, Argentina is not even in the same league with Brazil. Actually just look here in Boston: you have Brazilian Lilly (who I sometimes see) and Vickie Brazil who are natural blondes, then there are black Brazilians, Indians, Asians, all kinds of mixes and in numbers too. In Argentina it's mostly white Europeans and while there I met several BA-based mongers who told me that they actually preferred ladies from nearby Paraguay to the Argentines. But! You will find many Brazilians working in BA. You will always find some Argentinians working in Rio or San Paulo but they sure are not as numerous there.

I believe one of the reasons many mongers prefer BA to Brazil is the language. That especially applies to American mongers who all just by the sheer fact of growing up in the States already speak varied degrees of Spanish. Also Portuguese is significantly more difficult to learn then Spanish. I speak both, Portuguese better but my Spanish is good enough so not to have much of a language barrier in either place. The advantages of knowing Portuguese over Spanish is the ability to understand the other, and that ability usually is a one-way street. Portuguese speakers have no problems understanding Spanish-speakers but it rarely works the other way, largely (in my opinion) because Spanish has a ringing clear pronunciation to it while Portuguese is a lazier language: it's soft, fleeting, and to untrained ear it would always seem as though a Portuguese speaker swallows half of the words he says. In fact, in the way Portuguese sounds it often reminds me of Polish.

There is very little doubt in my mind that Rio and SP are more diverse then BA, and I venture to say more cosmopolitan, as in having more staff and having more staff going on at any particular point in time. There are much more foreigners in Rio then in BA and from many more parts of the world. That being said however, many American mongers seem to prefer BA and I think one of the other reasons besides language, is the appearance and maybe even a certain proximity in attitude too.

Argentinians like to think of themselves as more European and that their country, and especially their capital, is more European-looking then South American. Well, if we have an Argentine here I know I'm going to get a lot of flack for what I'm about to say, if not insults and threats, but I beg to differ. Argentinians are not more European. They are more American, or how they like to say, more Norteamericano (don't say that you're an American in Argentina, say you're North American or you're bound to be thought of as a "bad American"; BTW, no such problem in Brazil). Buenos Aires looks and feels more like New York or DC then like Rio or London or Paris. When I was visiting friends in large Argentinian coastal city of Mar-del-Plata, once I looked over and I had to pinch myself because I was sure that I was looking at the coastline of Swampscott. I didn't tell that to my friends or I might've lost them right there and then but boy was that a snapshot!

It would be interesting to get an Admin2 critique on what I just said.

[Aldrich317]

On St. Dennis, St Laurent, Crescent or St. Catherine Street. It's a monger's paradise when the USA Dollar is stronger than the Canadians and it's totally legal so I've heard recently.

Sucer ma chatte humide.

http://www.montrealnewyearsxs.com/im...ears-girls.jpg

Plan on vacationing in Montreal in a few months. Can you direct me to where I can find more info on Montreal's mongering activity?

Thanks,

Aldrich317.

[Lmao123]

On St. Dennis, St Laurent, Crescent or St. Catherine Street. It's a monger's paradise when the USA Dollar is stronger than the Canadians and it's totally legal so I've heard recently.


Sucer ma chatte humide.

http://www.montrealnewyearsxs.com/im...ears-girls.jpg

Is that what you tell the guys in Canada?

[Deb4512]

On St. Dennis, St Laurent, Crescent or St. Catherine Street. It's a monger's paradise when the USA Dollar is stronger than the Canadians and it's totally legal so I've heard recently.

Sucer ma chatte humide.

http://www.montrealnewyearsxs.com/im...ears-girls.jpg

[Nrlmus]

I live in Buenos Aires, Coolio sang about us in the song "Mongers Paradise.".

Oh I've been there, not a good place. Don't go there, no-good-no-good-no-good! Go instead to Paris: St. Denis Blvd f-ing amazing! The hottest chicks on the prowl! Everybody're available, love the monger and so f-ing hot, foreigner-friendly and cheap, you wouldn't believe. LOL.

[Admin2]

I live in Buenos Aires, Coolio sang about us in the song "Mongers Paradise.".

[Dh1610]

He lives at:

#69 Sore Balls Lane.

Fucksville.

Heaven.

Seriously? Damn, Admin. Where do you live again?? I'm coming to visit!

[Dh1610]

Those are the TWO girls you should have greet the cop at your door that Ledger is sending your way. He won't be able to resist with two of them practically eye level looking right at his bulge in his uniform.

I picked up this club girl the other night who was a lot of fun. About 5 foot nothing, spinner, with bolt ons bigger than my head. (Just like I like um) We had a really great time and exchanged numbers. I told her if she ever wants to swing by before work and fuck me just drop me a line.

Last night around 9 PM I get a message, "I'm with a friend, we are bored, can we come by your house and have sex before work?" I responded "sure, if your friend is a girl." She wrote back and assured my that she was, so I said "What should I get to drink for you guys?" and what time? She said 10 and beer, I said see you then.

Went to the chino and bought some beer and redbulls and got back to work. 10:00 she sends me a message, "We will be there in 20 minutes.".

I jumped in a shower, changed my clothes and answered the door when the bell sounded.

The friend was a carbon copy but brunette.

They were very friendly, and left me barely alive at 12:20. They both expressed interest in my ho to a housewife plan.

As they were leaving she asked; "Some night when we aren't working can we come over with party favors and just spend the night?" I said "sure but remember I only pay for the sex, you can hang out here anytime you want but you don't earn money by sleeping.".

So as Carl Spackler said in that great American classic "Caddyshack" I got that going for me.

Damage, 70 bucks a head.

Seriously, it's ok to hate me.

A2.

[Nrlmus]

I picked up this club girl the other night who was a lot of fun. About 5 foot nothing, spinner, with bolt ons bigger than my head. (Just like I like um) We had a really great time and exchanged numbers. I told her if she ever wants to swing by before work and fuck me just drop me a line.

Last night around 9 PM I get a message, "I'm with a friend, we are bored, can we come by your house and have sex before work?" I responded "sure, if your friend is a girl." She wrote back and assured my that she was, so I said "What should I get to drink for you guys?" and what time? She said 10 and beer, I said see you then.

Went to the chino and bought some beer and redbulls and got back to work. 10:00 she sends me a message, "We will be there in 20 minutes.".

I jumped in a shower, changed my clothes and answered the door when the bell sounded.

The friend was a carbon copy but brunette.

They were very friendly, and left me barely alive at 12:20. They both expressed interest in my ho to a housewife plan.

As they were leaving she asked; "Some night when we aren't working can we come over with party favors and just spend the night?" I said "sure but remember I only pay for the sex, you can hang out here anytime you want but you don't earn money by sleeping.".

So as Carl Spackler said in that great American classic "Caddyshack" I got that going for me.

Damage, 70 bucks a head.

Seriously, it's ok to hate me.

A2.

Fuck you Admin2! You suck!

[Member #4868]

Seriously, it's ok to hate me.

A2.

And seriously, I do!

[ThatGuy23]

I picked up this club girl the other night who was a lot of fun. About 5 foot nothing, spinner, with bolt ons bigger than my head. (Just like I like um) We had a really great time and exchanged numbers. I told her if she ever wants to swing by before work and fuck me just drop me a line.

Last night around 9 PM I get a message, "I'm with a friend, we are bored, can we come by your house and have sex before work?" I responded "sure, if your friend is a girl." She wrote back and assured my that she was, so I said "What should I get to drink for you guys?" and what time? She said 10 and beer, I said see you then.

Went to the chino and bought some beer and redbulls and got back to work. 10:00 she sends me a message, "We will be there in 20 minutes.".

I jumped in a shower, changed my clothes and answered the door when the bell sounded.

The friend was a carbon copy but brunette.

They were very friendly, and left me barely alive at 12:20. They both expressed interest in my ho to a housewife plan.

As they were leaving she asked; "Some night when we aren't working can we come over with party favors and just spend the night?" I said "sure but remember I only pay for the sex, you can hang out here anytime you want but you don't earn money by sleeping.".

So as Carl Spackler said in that great American classic "Caddyshack" I got that going for me.

Damage, 70 bucks a head.

Seriously, it's ok to hate me.

A2.

Seriously? Damn, Admin. Where do you live again?? I'm coming to visit!