Massage Parlor Reports

[Seephor]

Seephor, with your level of high optimism you should change your handle to Seewhore. Of course I don't know about this place but I'll brashly speculate that there is no chance at all that a splooge extraction store would locate in a major suburban mall with giant national family retailers. Certainly no HE operation will be distributing flyers in such an environment or really anywhere but maybe an adult bookstore unless they want to try using reverse psychology on LE which could well think that if they're leafleting they must clearly be legit.

That general area patrolled by LAPD "Foothill Division" and adjacent cities with their own LE such as San Fernando have kept the brick and mortar above ground HE operations away with great success. Can't remember the last time a place in Sylmar, San Fernando or even downtrodden Pacoima had MPs for monger consumers, at least that survived more than a few days or weeks. Its been months or more probably years since I've even seen a BP ad for anything that could be worth checking out in that area. You'd think they would with large immigrant populations but you would likely do much better finding what you're looking for in Santa Clarita or even secluded White Bread Prophylactic suburbs like Simi Valley than in Sylmar or the local slice of Latin America known as San Fernando. I do remember 20 years ago when MPs were scarce or non-existent above ground anywhere around LA except Inglewood and Santa Monica and San Fernando also had a couple of interesting spots along SFR. Scam joints everywhere else. Now everything's flipped and the time will come when the deck will be reshuffled again.

Seewhore would definitely be appropriate. I couldn't help it when I saw the sexy MILF handing out those flyers. I immediately started to visualize her riding the pony. I'm not big on AMPs hell I have never even been to one. I like my non pros and I have a couple in the san Fernando area that I visit every now and then. It has to do where the money is. I don't think anyone will argue with Sylmar being a mid-lower class area.

[The Camel]

I was leaving back to work from lunch at the big shopping center that has a Sams Club / Home Depot in Sylmar on Foothill Blvd when a pretty MILF Asian handed me a flyer with prices for massages in the parking lot where she was distributing them. Wonder if anyone has any reports about this place. I'm tempted to try it out since it's so close to work. I can even stop by during my lunch break if it's worth it.

Seephor, with your level of high optimism you should change your handle to Seewhore. Of course I don't know about this place but I'll brashly speculate that there is no chance at all that a splooge extraction store would locate in a major suburban mall with giant national family retailers. Certainly no HE operation will be distributing flyers in such an environment or really anywhere but maybe an adult bookstore unless they want to try using reverse psychology on LE which could well think that if they're leafleting they must clearly be legit.

That general area patrolled by LAPD "Foothill Division" and adjacent cities with their own LE such as San Fernando have kept the brick and mortar above ground HE operations away with great success. Can't remember the last time a place in Sylmar, San Fernando or even downtrodden Pacoima had MPs for monger consumers, at least that survived more than a few days or weeks. Its been months or more probably years since I've even seen a BP ad for anything that could be worth checking out in that area. You'd think they would with large immigrant populations but you would likely do much better finding what you're looking for in Santa Clarita or even secluded White Bread Prophylactic suburbs like Simi Valley than in Sylmar or the local slice of Latin America known as San Fernando. I do remember 20 years ago when MPs were scarce or non-existent above ground anywhere around LA except Inglewood and Santa Monica and San Fernando also had a couple of interesting spots along SFR. Scam joints everywhere else. Now everything's flipped and the time will come when the deck will be reshuffled again.

[Seephor]

I was leaving back to work from lunch at the big shopping center that has a Sams Club / Home Depot in Sylmar on Foothill Blvd when a pretty MILF Asian handed me a flyer with prices for massages in the parking lot where she was distributing them. Wonder if anyone has any reports about this place. I'm tempted to try it out since it's so close to work. I can even stop by during my lunch break if it's worth it.

[Amptor]

Found myself near Torrance and had some time to kill. So figured I'd go to Green spa since I got a decent (not memorable, but decent) massage and FS last time.

Long story short, still kindof a creepy place. Open showers, and there was a guy in the pool making really off-putting heavy breathing sounds. Whatever.

Girl for the massage was a gilf, and gave a great massage, but for .80 for an hour, there were no extras. No HE, no FS, no touchy, nothing, place went totally legit.

Lame experience, left with a relaxed back and a blue pair.

Ah well, business trip to Germany is coming up next week. So that'll solve those blue problems.

You might have been better off. Last time I was there, the girls smell was so putrid I am lost threw up on her. She must have stuck some rotten kimchi up there for work because she was gorgeous... But that smell. Blech.

[SlappySalami]

Looks like a new place near Telegraph and Leffingwell. Has anybody tried them out? I will TOFTT this weekend and report soon...

http://orangecounty.backpage.com/Fem...ns-21/38890750

[Qeast]

Found myself near Torrance and had some time to kill. So figured I'd go to Green spa since I got a decent (not memorable, but decent) massage and FS last time.

Long story short, still kindof a creepy place. Open showers, and there was a guy in the pool making really off-putting heavy breathing sounds. Whatever.

Girl for the massage was a gilf, and gave a great massage, but for .80 for an hour, there were no extras. No HE, no FS, no touchy, nothing, place went totally legit.

Lame experience, left with a relaxed back and a blue pair.

Ah well, business trip to Germany is coming up next week. So that'll solve those blue problems.

As I reported earlier (South Bay thread), Torrance PD busted a lot of parlors in its jurisdiction. I think a place affiliated with Green was one of the locations hit, so they might be cautious right now.

[Sonicus]

Found myself near Torrance and had some time to kill. So figured I'd go to Green spa since I got a decent (not memorable, but decent) massage and FS last time.

Long story short, still kindof a creepy place. Open showers, and there was a guy in the pool making really off-putting heavy breathing sounds. Whatever.

Girl for the massage was a gilf, and gave a great massage, but for .80 for an hour, there were no extras. No HE, no FS, no touchy, nothing, place went totally legit.

Lame experience, left with a relaxed back and a blue pair.

Ah well, business trip to Germany is coming up next week. So that'll solve those blue problems.

Thats weird I have always got in FS there. The papasan he is really nice I usually ask him if I can see all the girls and chose the one I like maybe she thought you were LEO.

[ILoveNoodles]

Hello fellow mongers here all the way from Vegas for the weekend read a lot of reviews about this place so I gave it a shot, so walk in older lady greets walks me to a room it was 50 for 30 minutes then in comes a late 30's a little thick but not fat Korean woman named Cindy, starts with a decent massage then some ball tickling, 8 minutes into I flip she ask what I want I signal for the mouth, so she wipes down my soldier then proceeds with some intense BBBJ action (my absolute favorite) 15 minutes into she seems to be getting tired tries to give me a HJ to finish I told her keep sucking LOL so she does and immediately I erupt in her mouth, she pulled back and stroked away til I finished, cleaned me up total damage 120 out the door will repeat next time in town happy mongering fellas.

[Seafor]

Found myself near Torrance and had some time to kill. So figured I'd go to Green spa since I got a decent (not memorable, but decent) massage and FS last time.

Long story short, still kindof a creepy place. Open showers, and there was a guy in the pool making really off-putting heavy breathing sounds. Whatever.

Girl for the massage was a gilf, and gave a great massage, but for .80 for an hour, there were no extras. No HE, no FS, no touchy, nothing, place went totally legit.

Lame experience, left with a relaxed back and a blue pair.

Ah well, business trip to Germany is coming up next week. So that'll solve those blue problems.

[Jlvtd]

LOL. Funnily descriptive!.

Hit up the place on Santa Monica. West of the 405. It was nearby and I needed to have some needs tended to.

Went in, MMS took the .4 door fee for the hhr. (regularly .5, but she gave me a discount for whatever reason).

The girl that I was assigned to me was fat. Not chubby, or curvy, like orca fat with gawdy awful makeup. I told MMS I wanted a slender asian, she said "Ok, will be a little wait".

She showed me to a room and I got on a table. Laid there for about 20 minutes and a slender asian did come in.

Name was Sunny. I'd put her at mid to late 30's, nice be cups, and a tight little black dress.

She made with a little small talk, but her English skills are very limited.

Made with a lousy 5 minute backrub, and allowed my hand right up her dress with no complaint. She must have taken that as a pretty strong cue because she hopped off the table, and the purple little panties came right off and the top came down. She didn't get totally naked, just had the dress around her tummy. Let me lick her perky nipples for a little bit, and started a HJ while I was doing that.

She started some CBJ, and I fingered her 1970's hair style down there. A wax or a trim or something would be in order for this one. She stood next to the table and did CBJ until I was fully ready, then she hopped up and laid down for mish.

Total dead fish in Mish, and she was loose and must have pumped a gallon of lube up there, because aside from some warmth, the most sensation came from the cover tip. Went to change to K9, but she only allowed Mish, no variations, it was like being married or something, all with an occasional "so big" statement with all the sincerity of a supermarket checkout lady asking if I want to donate to <charity of the month .

Pounded her as hard as I could in grudge-fuck fashion, never got a moan or reaction at all, was like banging a jar of warm mayo. Closed my eyes and imagined one of the Rosemead girls or CAMP girls. Managed to force myself to pop in the cover.

She hopped off the table, helped me clean up, and brought me some water.

Left her a $ tip, so total damage was 140 karma points.

Won't repeat, for the same price you can get a real wild time with a smoking hot, young thing at a CAMP.

[The Tall Man]

Was at the cigar lounge in old town Whittier on Fri night. Saw this place on back page. It's on Penn St. Right off of Greenleaf. Pretty standard 40 for half hour. Paid the toll and waited for a gorgeous Latina that walked in. She did the standard LEO check while letting my hands roam all over her. She had a bangin ass, and cute face. I believe her name is Stefanie? Any ways, asked what I wanted, I indicated the whole enchilada. She said $20, I laughed and said 80. She accepted and we began. Reverse cowgirl, wow, what a site to behold, followed by doggy, mish, cowgirl, mish, until I finished. I took my time and got the whole half hours worth. Also, she had some enthusiasm. Nice for a change. If any one needs more details, feel free to pm me. Also this place is open 24/7, I think. It was 2 am when I walked in.

Thanks for the report. I have driven by a few times in the past 4-6 months but with no signs and located within a residential neighborhood I passed. Maybe I need to re-think this.

Thanks!

The Tall Man.

[MPFour4]

Was at the cigar lounge in old town Whittier on Fri night. Saw this place on back page. It's on Penn St. Right off of Greenleaf. Pretty standard 40 for half hour. Paid the toll and waited for a gorgeous Latina that walked in. She did the standard LEO check while letting my hands roam all over her. She had a bangin ass, and cute face. I believe her name is Stefanie? Any ways, asked what I wanted, I indicated the whole enchilada. She said $20, I laughed and said 80. She accepted and we began. Reverse cowgirl, wow, what a site to behold, followed by doggy, mish, cowgirl, mish, until I finished. I took my time and got the whole half hours worth. Also, she had some enthusiasm. Nice for a change. If any one needs more details, feel free to pm me. Also this place is open 24/7, I think. It was 2 am when I walked in.

[King Python]

Howdy mongers,

Visiting from the east and tried this AMP by airport on a layover.

http://losangeles.backpage.com/BodyR...ff-23/35680352

Took a full hour plus body scrub for .85.

Masseuse was a decent looking 40 ish Korean with nice body. Massage was way I liked it, hard and walking on back.

Body scrub was great, soaped up body good, minus junior.

No HE offered, but was still a good massage. Only minus was an upswell when I offered .20 tip. She tried to get more, but with no HE, forget about it.

Will repeat unless someone knows a better place by lax.

[Dash Belli]

I had a run-in today at West Therapy. I met up with a gal, 40 ish, trim, a tattoo near her belly and she showed me to the room. Paid her the house fee (50/ half hour) and she left while I undressed. When she came back I asked her to remove her clothing and she told me that none of the gals remove their clothing completely because they may have to answer the door when a new client arrives.

I informed her that I'd been coming to West Therapy for over a year and had seen Jenny many times, and in each case she has completely removed her clothing. She called the manager, some woman, who got on the phone with me and explained that their gals never, ever remove all their clothes because of LE. I told her I was leaving and the gal (think he name's Jessica. I know it starts with a J) refunded my money.

I might have stayed if Jessica was hot, or if we connected, but she didn't seem all that interesting, so I probably saved myself from a disappointing outing. There was this very cute, bookish young gal walking around with glasses. Looked like she was early 20's, but Jessica said she doesn't session with the clients. I got the feeling the cute little lady does, but that Jessica was jealous. If you're going to go to West Therapy, I recommend sticking to Jenny. YMMV.

[Adm888]

I haven't been to CTown lately and I'm glad I stopped by again to see Michelle. I forgot how good of a massage / HE she provides. Great attitude and smile.

She only works sat / sun / Mon. House fee 50 + a little higher than standard tip because she's a sweetheart.