Massage Parlor Reports

**OPIllini** · 05-09-14 18:00

Uh oh, it appears as if one of the city's top AMPs, New Hope on Lincoln near Belmont / Ashland, may be in trouble. Per the City of Chicago's BACP website (Business Affairs & Consumer Protection), it has an upcoming hearing for May 19. I certainly hope that this isn't the beginning of the end for New Hope. For all the info, Google 'City of Chicago Business Affairs & Consumer Protection' (it'll list the website). Click on, and then scroll down to Supporting Information. Click there, and it'll take you to a section that you click to provide you with a hearing schedule. Also, on the sidebar of the page is a section called "Hearings and Disciplinary Actions": it shows a list of all license revocations. So far in 2014, there have been 0 revocations of massage parlors. Let's hope it stays that way after this hearing.

**Lothar22** · 05-09-14 17:57

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ce-24/19330403

Been a while since I posted, I've frequented this place quite a few times as my 2nd attempt at a AMP, this worked out for an location wasnt too far from my ride. Its closes early 10 PM I've only done walkins never bothered calling only had to wait about 10 min one time. Overall the place is pretty clean, parking in back and back door atmosphere is good. Girls are Korean and my guess is mid 30's and higher look good. House fee is .70 for and I tip .60, standard HE, roaming allowed, nothing else on menu.

Dreams with.

Sue. Best IMO, cute, back walk if you desire, strong hands good massage, nice HE.

Yukko. Better looking and older than Sue massage is good too, nice HE.

Candy. Ok looking, weak hands, massage not as good as the others, HE was ok.

**Ron M** · 05-08-14 15:24

Originally Posted by Tripps [View Original Post]

Sunkiss had a Thai girl working there a few years back that gave a good Thai massage. They had extra wide floor mattress, the whole nine yards. She was good, better than most of what I experienced in Thailand.

Also, one of the foremost practitioners of Thai massage lives (or perhaps lived) in evanston. I believe he has (or had) a school here as well.

It's out there if you really want it. In a city this large, I would be surprised if you can't find at least a decent Thai massage. Myself, I generally prefer deep tissue but if I see something regarding Thai massage, will post up about it. You won't know if it's good until you try.

By the way, ever notice how many Mexicans are cooking at Chinese restaurants? I get what you are saying about experience but come on, let's not be so prone to stereotypes.

I'm not looking for a Massage. I was just trying to help those Guys out by doing some Info Digging.

**Humpfree** · 05-08-14 12:29

Chgojj your in box is full, clean it up. Ok.

**Tripps** · 05-08-14 07:24

Originally Posted by RonM [View Original Post]

Couldn't find an Authentic Thai Massage place here. Guess you guys have to go to Thailand for an Authentic Thai Style Massage.

Sunkiss had a Thai girl working there a few years back that gave a good Thai massage. They had extra wide floor mattress, the whole nine yards. She was good, better than most of what I experienced in Thailand.

Also, one of the foremost practitioners of Thai massage lives (or perhaps lived) in evanston. I believe he has (or had) a school here as well.

It's out there if you really want it. In a city this large, I would be surprised if you can't find at least a decent Thai massage. Myself, I generally prefer deep tissue but if I see something regarding Thai massage, will post up about it. You won't know if it's good until you try.

By the way, ever notice how many Mexicans are cooking at Chinese restaurants? I get what you are saying about experience but come on, let's not be so prone to stereotypes.

**Tripps** · 05-08-14 07:15

Originally Posted by RonM [View Original Post]

Couldn't find an Authentic Thai Massage place here. Guess you guys have to go to Thailand for an Authentic Thai Style Massage.

Sunkiss had a Thai girl working there a few years back that gave a good Thai massage. They had extra wide floor mattress, the whole nine yards. She was good, better than most of what I experienced in Thailand.

Also, one of the foremost practitioners of Thai massage lives (or perhaps lived) in evanston. I believe he has (or had) a school here as well.

It's out there if you really want it. In a city this large, I would be surprised if you can't find at least a decent Thai massage. Myself, I generally prefer deep tissue but if I see something regarding Thai massage, will post up about it. You won't know if it's good until you try.

By the way, ever notice how many Mexicans are cooking at Chinese restaurants? I get what you are saying about experience but come on, let's not be so prone to stereotypes.

**Ron M** · 05-07-14 23:50

Originally Posted by Angai [View Original Post]

Well if it is anything like Chinese cooking Korean food that would be a no. It takes years of practice to be an exceptional masseuse I seriously doubt everyone of them are trained in Thai style massage techniques and even if I did get one there I couldn't say I had a Thai style massage because it would be a Chinese one. I really would like to try a good one from an authentic Thai massage practitioner that is not absurdly priced.

Originally Posted by DMichaels69 [View Original Post]

I would love to find authentic thai massage.

Couldn't find an Authentic Thai Massage place here. Guess you guys have to go to Thailand for an Authentic Thai Style Massage.

**DMichaels69** · 05-07-14 23:16

I would love to find authentic thai massage.

Originally Posted by Angai [View Original Post]

Well if it is anything like Chinese cooking Korean food that would be a no. It takes years of practice to be an exceptional masseuse I seriously doubt everyone of them are trained in Thai style massage techniques and even if I did get one there I couldn't say I had a Thai style massage because it would be a Chinese one. I really would like to try a good one from an authentic Thai massage practitioner that is not absurdly priced.

**Angai** · 05-07-14 22:03

Originally Posted by Tripps [View Original Post]

Just because they are Chinese doesn't mean that they can't offer a Thai style massage. Not clear from the op if he wants a Thai massage or Thai provider.

Well if it is anything like Chinese cooking Korean food that would be a no. It takes years of practice to be an exceptional masseuse I seriously doubt everyone of them are trained in Thai style massage techniques and even if I did get one there I couldn't say I had a Thai style massage because it would be a Chinese one. I really would like to try a good one from an authentic Thai massage practitioner that is not absurdly priced.

**Tripps** · 05-07-14 17:34

Originally Posted by BillR [View Original Post]

I'd skip. They're Chinese. If you want Thai, pick one from the Asian section of Ero-Chicago.

Thai Spicy Girls is a safe option.

Just because they are Chinese doesn't mean that they can't offer a Thai style massage. Not clear from the op if he wants a Thai massage or Thai provider.

**Goodtimechicago** · 05-07-14 17:01

Originally Posted by Tripps [View Original Post]

Although I've tended to have negative experiences with AA girls, I've seen some positive chatter about this place and have been considering. Appreciate your report! I might just give Bailey a try.

Checked her out last night. Definitely tight bod making you wish for more options but none available. Take the half. Agreed that could use tips from Logan squad, but price is better and change of pace from HE only AMPs.

**Tripps** · 05-07-14 07:32

Originally Posted by Eddinger [View Original Post]

Saw bailey downtown. Super hot girl. Doesn't seem like the menu allows for much besides a great handshake. But had a great time.

Although I've tended to have negative experiences with AA girls, I've seen some positive chatter about this place and have been considering. Appreciate your report! I might just give Bailey a try.

**IdiotBoy** · 05-07-14 07:10

Originally Posted by NewDude [View Original Post]

The two ugly biches I seen there could not have given me a good time only what was needed. Big anyone thinks a good time can be had with the 40+ hags I seen their value chart is fuked. One hag was a 2 and the other was a 5...not good mongeringvinnmy opinion...#tuurrrible.

Wasn't a 40 something hag when I was there...

**Normal Guy** · 05-06-14 22:40

I will be visiting Chicago and want to check out massage and other fun. Are there places near the intersection of Diversey and Clark?

Are the LMPs there?

I'm open to other suggests for fun too.

Norm.