Massage Parlor Reports

[C Fombarlet]

It had been quite a while so I indulged myself with Natasha's USASG special the other day. Not in their new location but temporarily in the condo. I always appreciate Natasha's responsiveness and professionalism. One of the pain points about our hobby is that many of us live professional lives where our word is our bond, where we focus on customer satisfaction, and where we would never dream of providing anything less than the best service, but when we dip our toes in the mongering world, we too often encounter liars, dysfunctionality, and general Heath...er.. Flakiness. Seems like it ought to be easier than it is. Ah, well.

So when I do run across someone who is legitimately trying to be a good business woman and provide a quality product, I think it should be noted and encouraged. One of the hallmarks of professionals is their ability to handle criticism (which we certainly dish out here on the board when warranted as well we should), and Natasha has always taken seriously my critiques and those presented in this forum. So hats off to her.

In this particular case, I enjoyed time with a certain very tan Latina, with large enhanced breasts, skinny adorable legs and who, rumor has it, can drive a pretty mean Jag, as well (V-12, no doubt). She is always a pleasure. I look forward to many indulgences to come. And the new fancy European shower.

[BlackZ28]

Twice a month I travel out of state for work. A female coworker told me about her cousin who is a massage therapist close to where I usually stay so about six months ago I started seeing her whenever I was in town. She works from a home studio and most signs point to straight massage nothing else (full draping). She does move the sheets over to work my ass. The one thing that makes me wonder if more is available is that at times she leans into the table where my palms practically are flush against her thighs and have even pressed against her kitty for several minutes while she works on me. Don't know if she realizes this or if it's innocent. Because of the personal relationship I'm terrified to make a move at the risk my hunch is wrong. I've seen her about 10 times and we always have a great conversation but I leave with some serious blue balls. She's married, about 40 and in great shape. Great jerk-off material.

Would you mongers suggest I start by asking to have an undraped massage? I think that alone might freak her out if she's really strictly "professional". Or maybe try softly caressing her thighs when she leans in? The last thing I want is for her to tell my coworker that I tried something with her. Like some of you, I enjoy the hunt but not indefinitely. It's time to either make a move or move on so any suggestions are appreciated.

Here's what I did. After 5 or so visits with an old LMT I used to go to that gave me the same mixed signals (leaning in, resting her thighs against my hands, close strokes to the arousal zones, etc). I decided that I was going to intentionally raise the flagpole and convincingly act embarrassed about it. Apologize and let her know that she must have been hitting all the right spots. I know you guys have used this trick as well at some time. Anyways, she of course explains that it's no problem, it's natural, etc. So, as she continues, the flag rises once again. I apologize Again. This time however, she says "you know, I should probably just go ahead and take care of that problem spot for you!" Bada Bing! The door was now wide open.

Ok, so I'm not saying that this will be the case for you, but at least it doesn't make you look like a total jerk if there's no response.

Good Luck either way!

[BlackZ28]

Twice a month I travel out of state for work. A female coworker told me about her cousin who is a massage therapist close to where I usually stay so about six months ago I started seeing her whenever I was in town. She works from a home studio and most signs point to straight massage nothing else (full draping). She does move the sheets over to work my ass. The one thing that makes me wonder if more is available is that at times she leans into the table where my palms practically are flush against her thighs and have even pressed against her kitty for several minutes while she works on me. Don't know if she realizes this or if it's innocent. Because of the personal relationship I'm terrified to make a move at the risk my hunch is wrong. I've seen her about 10 times and we always have a great conversation but I leave with some serious blue balls. She's married, about 40 and in great shape. Great jerk-off material.

Would you mongers suggest I start by asking to have an undraped massage? I think that alone might freak her out if she's really strictly "professional". Or maybe try softly caressing her thighs when she leans in? The last thing I want is for her to tell my coworker that I tried something with her. Like some of you, I enjoy the hunt but not indefinitely. It's time to either make a move or move on so any suggestions are appreciated.

Here's what I did. After 5 or so visits with an old LMT I used to go to that gave me the same mixed signals (leaning in, resting her thighs against my hands, close strokes to the arousal zones, etc). I decided that I was going to intentionally raise the flagpole and convincingly act embarrassed about it. Apologize and let her know that she must have been hitting all the right spots. I know you guys have used this trick as well at some time. Anyways, she of course explains that it's no problem, it's natural, etc. So, as she continues, the flag rises once again. I apologize Again. This time however, she says "you know, I should probably just go ahead and take care of that problem spot for you!" Bada Bing! The door was now wide open.

Ok, so I'm not saying that this will be the case for you, but at least it doesn't make you look like a total jerk if there's no response.

Good Luck either way!

[Smokedmeat]

What's the worst thing that could happen. Your a red blooded man w arousal problem. Make the move chances are she won't say shit and if she does maybe you'll be fucking your female travel buddy. Lick it before you stick it. .

Twice a month I travel out of state for work. A female coworker told me about her cousin who is a massage therapist close to where I usually stay so about six months ago I started seeing her whenever I was in town. She works from a home studio and most signs point to straight massage nothing else (full draping). She does move the sheets over to work my ass. The one thing that makes me wonder if more is available is that at times she leans into the table where my palms practically are flush against her thighs and have even pressed against her kitty for several minutes while she works on me. Don't know if she realizes this or if it's innocent. Because of the personal relationship I'm terrified to make a move at the risk my hunch is wrong. I've seen her about 10 times and we always have a great conversation but I leave with some serious blue balls. She's married, about 40 and in great shape. Great jerk-off material.

Would you mongers suggest I start by asking to have an undraped massage? I think that alone might freak her out if she's really strictly "professional". Or maybe try softly caressing her thighs when she leans in? The last thing I want is for her to tell my coworker that I tried something with her. Like some of you, I enjoy the hunt but not indefinitely. It's time to either make a move or move on so any suggestions are appreciated.

[Tyrice24]

Gentlemen,

As you know, The Jag is always willing to assist his brothers in our eternal quest for Vag. I always do my Jag best to respond to my PM's, even the occasional PM I receive from douche bags (DB's) and BF's / husbands. LOL.

But please understand that the new guys and guys with low post totals (I am not referring to the low post total guys that are very experienced hobbyists, just the LPT guys that are lurkers more than anything else) can't expect to get Intel from me if they have not read, or refuse to read (lazy perhaps. LOL. ?) the Forum. You can't ask The Jag for "general" data on a gal that I have already reviewed. (Note: My reviews are usually comprehensive and ball draining, where appropriate, of course.) That tells me that you have not RTF and you have not read my reviews. I know I have a lot of reviews, but, I think you can narrow down the search by typing in a "keyword" into the search tab. Now, if you have RTF AND you have a SPECIFIC question about a provider, then, I will be happy to answer your question. I have no problem helping guys out with specific questions about a provider.

Everyone knows that you must do your due diligence and read the Boards thoroughly, prior to asking for Intel from a Board member.

Thank you, my good gents.

(Was this a PSA?? Sorry brother SeXXes, if it appeared that way to you. LOL).

JaguarXF.

Yeah I read most of your posts and they've have been very helpful. I'm new to this and want to have some fun. I will let you guys know how it goes.

[BigAce20]

She looks interesting has anyone partaking?

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...on-27/10118606

I went ahead and gave Alexis a try. She is the one in the pics although she was not glamed up like pic. Location is off of Kirkman, two call system. Was directed to apartment and was greeted with a hug, tights and loose fitting shirt. Was led to the room and told to get comfortable. Left donation for hh .60 on counter got comfortable. Rub is topless with roaming and tit play. Not a clock watcher and is conversational, but did leave happy .20. Was told more Mario's adds to experience. Will probably repeat once I get my coins up.

[Quietus]

I never heard of her.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-14-46/2735279

Nothing on the forum for Cher. She claims many followers from years ago. Ad says her time fills up fast. Ad also contradicts the author a few times. Talks of stimulating and sensual touch but then says don't even think of asking for extras. I was thinking of going to see her tonight because she's at a hotel nearby. Do I need to tip a sole proprietor asking top dollar?

[Just Cruzin]

Save yourself a lot of grief and see another massage therapyst that doe a HE. This one will go right back to your co-worker with no nice comments. Especially being married. Remember, never shall the two worlds collide.

Just my two cents.

JC.

Twice a month I travel out of state for work. A female coworker told me about her cousin who is a massage therapist close to where I usually stay so about six months ago I started seeing her whenever I was in town. She works from a home studio and most signs point to straight massage nothing else (full draping). She does move the sheets over to work my ass. The one thing that makes me wonder if more is available is that at times she leans into the table where my palms practically are flush against her thighs and have even pressed against her kitty for several minutes while she works on me. Don't know if she realizes this or if it's innocent. Because of the personal relationship I'm terrified to make a move at the risk my hunch is wrong.

[Exec Talent]

Twice a month I travel out of state for work. A female coworker told me about her cousin who is a massage therapist close to where I usually stay so about six months ago I started seeing her whenever I was in town. She works from a home studio and most signs point to straight massage nothing else (full draping). She does move the sheets over to work my ass. The one thing that makes me wonder if more is available is that at times she leans into the table where my palms practically are flush against her thighs and have even pressed against her kitty for several minutes while she works on me. Don't know if she realizes this or if it's innocent. Because of the personal relationship I'm terrified to make a move at the risk my hunch is wrong. I've seen her about 10 times and we always have a great conversation but I leave with some serious blue balls. She's married, about 40 and in great shape. Great jerk-off material.

Would you mongers suggest I start by asking to have an undraped massage? I think that alone might freak her out if she's really strictly "professional". Or maybe try softly caressing her thighs when she leans in? The last thing I want is for her to tell my coworker that I tried something with her. Like some of you, I enjoy the hunt but not indefinitely. It's time to either make a move or move on so any suggestions are appreciated.

This is like one of those Dear Abby letters where the writer already knows the answer to his question.

There are a lot of fish in the sea. Way too many to jeopardize your employment.

Not only would you be making an inappropriate pass at a cousin of a coworker you would be making a pass at a woman you know is married. Double scumbag and not the reputation you want at work.

Find another place to get your massages (and extras) and if your coworker asks, tell her that you have been too busy for massages and leave it at that.

[PFish1]

Twice a month I travel out of state for work. A female coworker told me about her cousin who is a massage therapist close to where I usually stay so about six months ago I started seeing her whenever I was in town. She works from a home studio and most signs point to straight massage nothing else (full draping). She does move the sheets over to work my ass. The one thing that makes me wonder if more is available is that at times she leans into the table where my palms practically are flush against her thighs and have even pressed against her kitty for several minutes while she works on me. Don't know if she realizes this or if it's innocent. Because of the personal relationship I'm terrified to make a move at the risk my hunch is wrong. I've seen her about 10 times and we always have a great conversation but I leave with some serious blue balls. She's married, about 40 and in great shape. Great jerk-off material.

Would you mongers suggest I start by asking to have an undraped massage? I think that alone might freak her out if she's really strictly "professional". Or maybe try softly caressing her thighs when she leans in? The last thing I want is for her to tell my coworker that I tried something with her. Like some of you, I enjoy the hunt but not indefinitely. It's time to either make a move or move on so any suggestions are appreciated.

Maybe during your casual conversation bring up how you've heard about massages with "Happy Endings". Ask her if she's ever had a client that tried that with her. After 10 trips, I would think she would open up and tell you one way or the other. It may surprise you and she's being stand-offish too because of your professional relationship with her cousin.

I've always found that there is a way to say something without saying something.

As an example: When I was in the Military I asked an A-Hole officer what he would do if I said he was an A-Hole. There were plenty of High Ranking witnesses. 2 O-5's were there. After he went off on what he would do I then said, "That's good to know, that way I won't ever say that you're an A-Hole." Needless to say, I was in the CO's office within minutes, getting a hand shake from the CO. He couldn't stand the A-Hole either.

[NinerMan8]

Twice a month I travel out of state for work. A female coworker told me about her cousin who is a massage therapist close to where I usually stay so about six months ago I started seeing her whenever I was in town. She works from a home studio and most signs point to straight massage nothing else (full draping). She does move the sheets over to work my ass. The one thing that makes me wonder if more is available is that at times she leans into the table where my palms practically are flush against her thighs and have even pressed against her kitty for several minutes while she works on me. Don't know if she realizes this or if it's innocent. Because of the personal relationship I'm terrified to make a move at the risk my hunch is wrong. I've seen her about 10 times and we always have a great conversation but I leave with some serious blue balls. She's married, about 40 and in great shape. Great jerk-off material.

Would you mongers suggest I start by asking to have an undraped massage? I think that alone might freak her out if she's really strictly "professional". Or maybe try softly caressing her thighs when she leans in? The last thing I want is for her to tell my coworker that I tried something with her. Like some of you, I enjoy the hunt but not indefinitely. It's time to either make a move or move on so any suggestions are appreciated.

I think its time to shit or get off the pot LOL. I would ask her if I could have no drape and see what she says. That would be my first move.

[Whiskeysours]

Twice a month I travel out of state for work. A female coworker told me about her cousin who is a massage therapist close to where I usually stay so about six months ago I started seeing her whenever I was in town. She works from a home studio and most signs point to straight massage nothing else (full draping). She does move the sheets over to work my ass. The one thing that makes me wonder if more is available is that at times she leans into the table where my palms practically are flush against her thighs and have even pressed against her kitty for several minutes while she works on me. Don't know if she realizes this or if it's innocent. Because of the personal relationship I'm terrified to make a move at the risk my hunch is wrong. I've seen her about 10 times and we always have a great conversation but I leave with some serious blue balls. She's married, about 40 and in great shape. Great jerk-off material.

Would you mongers suggest I start by asking to have an undraped massage? I think that alone might freak her out if she's really strictly "professional". Or maybe try softly caressing her thighs when she leans in? The last thing I want is for her to tell my coworker that I tried something with her. Like some of you, I enjoy the hunt but not indefinitely. It's time to either make a move or move on so any suggestions are appreciated.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

As you know, The Jag is always willing to assist his brothers in our eternal quest for Vag. I always do my Jag best to respond to my PM's, even the occasional PM I receive from douche bags (DB's) and BF's / husbands. LOL.

But please understand that the new guys and guys with low post totals (I am not referring to the low post total guys that are very experienced hobbyists, just the LPT guys that are lurkers more than anything else) can't expect to get Intel from me if they have not read, or refuse to read (lazy perhaps. LOL. ?) the Forum. You can't ask The Jag for "general" data on a gal that I have already reviewed. (Note: My reviews are usually comprehensive and ball draining, where appropriate, of course.) That tells me that you have not RTF and you have not read my reviews. I know I have a lot of reviews, but, I think you can narrow down the search by typing in a "keyword" into the search tab. Now, if you have RTF AND you have a SPECIFIC question about a provider, then, I will be happy to answer your question. I have no problem helping guys out with specific questions about a provider.

Everyone knows that you must do your due diligence and read the Boards thoroughly, prior to asking for Intel from a Board member.

Thank you, my good gents.

(Was this a PSA?? Sorry brother SeXXes, if it appeared that way to you. LOL).

JaguarXF.

[BlackZ28]

May be headed down that way tomorrow. Anyone have experience with both? Which would you say is my better option?

Thanks.

-Z-.

[BlackZ28]

Does any sexy and gorgeous provider want to earn some extra cash managing The Jag's PM box?? LOL.

I swear I am going to get Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. My inbox has been exploding ever since I joined the Board. Seriously, I must have responded to / sent over 7000 PM's. How the fuck am I supposed fuck gals and post reviews if I am spending 6 hours per day cleaning out / responding to my PM's? LOL. And everyone knows The Jag types slow.

Ladies, I can pay you via a phantom account or maybe a brother has a suggestion as to how I can pay you without revealing my "Jagdentity". LOL.

JaguarXF.

As frustrating and time consuming it must be to respond to a plethora of PM's, I think it's pretty damn cool to be in such a position. If only I had the Jag's coin and detailed writing skills. One day perhaps.

And BTW, Pay them?? Heck, I'd say there is no better advertising out there!

Thank you for all of your effort. It makes things a bit easier for us less experienced chaps!

-Z-.