Massage Parlor Reports

[Zhuxi]

The Chairman was able to find quite a bit of free time today, which is good as I ended up doing a short NoVA tour. Of course I did partake yesterday, and I went back to the wonderful 000 establishment. Generally, this is where the fun should have begun and ended, and I was actually hoping to see Sara again, as I quite enjoyed the time as per my review. Unfortunately, I wasn't so lucky so a tour it became. Once inside, I was greeted by YoYo. She is tall, attractive, and has a fairly banging slim body, smaller chest with pointers. Once inside I did the standard greeting, and requested a quick hop into the shower before we begun.

In my long, storied history being involved in this hobby, this was the first time a provider actually seemed annoyed or bothered by the fact that I wanted to take 5 minutes to shower before the festivities. The rushing started here and unlike Sara who brought me a smiling face, towel, and prepared the shower for me, YoYo simply opened the door and asked me to be quite. They were fairly busy today, which is likely the reason for the request. After a quick cleaning, I headed to the room for what I had hoped would be a standard enjoyable time. Unfortunately again, I was instantly rushed, and she looked disappointed again when I said "yes" to the massage. She proceeded to rub lotion on my back for roughly 30 seconds before the flip request. Once flipped I was greeted by the best part of her service. BBBJ. I thought the rushing was worth it at this point, but that ended quickly and I was then treated to a hurried and slightly awkward finish that frankly I was less than pleased with.

I'll be honest, she is good looking, and she was nice. However, I felt super rushed, and we didn't click at all. And when I say rushed, this isn't a complaint about the overall timeframe, as seniors who frequent this establishment know that once you're done, you are done, and I am very much ok with that. The complaint is as explained, the entire session from entry to exit seemed hurried. YMMV, she was very nice throughout minus the sigh or two and occasional look of disappointment, others may indeed have a better time. Also, the BBBJ was a very nice highlight. Will definitely repeat the establishment, will definitely not repeat YoYo. After this, my thirst was not yet quenched so I decided to continue my travels. Scale below for YoYo.

Face / Body / Attitude / Service.

YoYo - 7/8/5/5.

PM with questions Gents.

Zhuxi.

[NovaMatt]

Dreamed that I saw Cristine today. She was operating out of a hotel in Fairfax. She was as gorgeous as all of the reports here say she is. After 80 minutes (paid for 60), I left quite happy.

[Zhuxi]

Wanted to visit Cristine for a second time but wasn't able to find a time both of us were available so instead went back to the trusted condos of Falls Church.

Had Sara this time. She was mid to late 20's, about 5'4 and slender with perky bees or cees and reddish brown hair. Her teeth were pretty rough if that'll ruin it for ya (I'll answer more about that over PM for seniors if needed). Her massage wasn't great but it was better then most of the massages I've had their in the past. She was sweet and had a good attitude for me. The rest of the time was pretty standard for the visit here. I enjoyed my time but not sure I'd see her again.

Be Safe.

Apparently, we're on the same schedule, hah.

Zhuxi.

[Zhuxi]

Also saw Sara today. Agreed with the previous report, and the attitude was good enough for me that I'd repeat. Language is limited, but she was cool. Fairly tall and slender, just a small tummy. I didn't have any teeth issues, lul. There were likely other providers available early as some of them were literally in the other room while I was visiting. Can't complain with solid 7's and 8's, and can't complain with the overall consistency which seems to be standard across visits. Was pleased, per usual.

Face / body / attitude / service.

7/8/8/8.

Zhuxi

[Vamonger]

40's provider with blondish hair and a couple of extra pounds on her. TS was decent and massage was good too. She is friendly and chatty. She wqs rather steadfast that southern hemisphere didn't see any daylight so only the north was explored. Finale was OK. Wouldn't repeat with her persay. Standard rates apply.

[NovaCane]

Wanted to visit Cristine for a second time but wasn't able to find a time both of us were available so instead went back to the trusted condos of Falls Church.

Had Sara this time. She was mid to late 20's, about 5'4 and slender with perky bees or cees and reddish brown hair. Her teeth were pretty rough if that'll ruin it for ya (I'll answer more about that over PM for seniors if needed). Her massage wasn't great but it was better then most of the massages I've had their in the past. She was sweet and had a good attitude for me. The rest of the time was pretty standard for the visit here. I enjoyed my time but not sure I'd see her again.

Be Safe.

[Pcpc1688]

Found this AMP in sterling off backpage. Right off 28, in a tiny strip mall. They are 20 hour less then all other AMPs in the area. What they don't tell is the 60 does not include.

Table shower or sauna. The masseuse was early 50's with flat chest, no ass, bad english. For the finish she did some motion like she was climbing a rope. Laughable. Tipped out 40.

Not sure how this place is in biz.

I'm a little surprised that you went to the worst AMP in NOVA and still left a 40 dollar tip? Its by condoning being bad and tipping them the normal that these gals continue to give bad service correct?

I woulda perhaps given her 5-10 bucks and told her my displeasure.

PC out.

[Kijimuna]

Found this AMP in sterling off backpage. Right off 28, in a tiny strip mall. They are 20 hour less then all other AMPs in the area. What they don't tell is the 60 does not include.

Table shower or sauna. The masseuse was early 50's with flat chest, no ass, bad english. For the finish she did some motion like she was climbing a rope. Laughable. Tipped out 40.

Not sure how this place is in biz.

Capital Massage?

[Guido For Life]

Found this AMP in sterling off backpage. Right off 28, in a tiny strip mall. They are 20 hour less then all other AMPs in the area. What they don't tell is the 60 does not include.

Table shower or sauna. The masseuse was early 50's with flat chest, no ass, bad english. For the finish she did some motion like she was climbing a rope. Laughable. Tipped out 40.

Not sure how this place is in biz.

[Bunker Buster]

My response to her BS about 45 minutes = 1 hr would have been that she, using the same logic, should consider the .4 to be the same as .6!

Hahahaha. "If 45 minutes is really an hour, then .4 is really .6." Love it.

PoiPoi, I agree that you were right to hold the line, and were more than generous at .4. Just because someone puts on a sad face after cheating doesn't mean you have to reward the manipulation.

[JmSuttr]

So, I had the standard session at m&m. Provider was a bit older. When she met me at the door I thought she was mama- maybe she was. Paid for an hour. Later, she gave me a whispered five minute warning. But when we finished up, only 45 minutes had elapsed. I left her .4 instead of .6 for a tip. She claimed that "an hour really means 45 minutes" and gave me the sad look / Asian shaming. I left, but now I kind of feel bad. Did I hold the line, or fuck this up?

For std NOVA with nothing special or memorable, .4 is just fine as a tip amount. The girls almost always want more, so it's not a surprise she wasn't happy. And the fact you didn't get a full hr makes .4 even more appropriate.

My response to her BS about 45 minutes = 1 hr would have been that she, using the same logic, should consider the .4 to be the same as .6! All kidding aside, if I pay for an hr, that's what I expect. If I get significantly shorted on time then I reduce my tip accordingly.

There are plenty of places that deliver the full hr so there's no reason to let any AMP take advantage. One suggestion for the future would be to make it clearly known (politely) what your expectations are as far as time.

[Poipoi69]

So, I had the standard session at m&m. Provider was a bit older. When she met me at the door I thought she was mama- maybe she was. Paid for an hour. Later, she gave me a whispered five minute warning. But when we finished up, only 45 minutes had elapsed. I left her .4 instead of .6 for a tip. She claimed that "an hour really means 45 minutes" and gave me the sad look / Asian shaming. I left, but now I kind of feel bad. Did I hold the line, or fuck this up?

[Wahooboy94]

Tried a new place that has been advertising on CL for the last 3 or 4 weeks. M. Wellness Clinic which is past Historic Fairfax on Main Street.

They have multiple advertisements -- "Seeking Females and Males! And "Johnathon MASSAGE.".

Bottom line, ended up being a legitimate spot. I called ahead and scheduled an appointment with a very pleasant young lady. When I got there, the male therapist was the only one available so I went ahead with the appointment. Frankly, my best massage appointments do come from male providers. There are some close seconds that I also see in this area.

Went ahead with the 90-minute session... Probably the best massage I've had in years in this area (there are some close seconds).

If you are looking for a therapeutic getaway, this is probably as good as any. There are supposed to be other staff (males and females) as well.

[Wahooboy94]

It has been several years since I last visited. Last time, it was still called Bay Therapy.

I chose to head over after work... In the really heavy, heavy rain... And had a really nice time.

Met by Mamasan who sends in a very cute provider -- late 30's, on the thickish side (what I like), nice top, in a black tank top and short jean shorts.

Table shower was very good -- hot water, soap, scrub, and a little massage thrown in. Dries me off and back to the room. The massage is reminiscent of what we used to get from Sarah at CTM... Not quite medium pressure, but she has great hands and her approach to massage is very good. Combined with the music playing out of the sound system (Sirius XM Channel 69 - Escape), this may have been one of the most relaxing sessions I have had at an AMP in years.

A little soft touch on the rear, the "turn over," standard NOVA finish, and wrap up massage on the upper back, neck and scalp. I was there for the entire hour.

Would I go back? Yes.

[Jackman302]

I actually went yesterday afternoon, it was OK but nothing out of the ordinary NOVA type massage. There is also a new place over by the Golds Gym but I have not partaken yet although it is on my hit list for this month.

Has anyone tried the new Relaxation House on Rte 3, Fredbg? This is across from Tokyo.