Massage Parlor Reports

**Apcchd** · 04-30-14 10:12

Tits, it's like this.

With your Ph. The., it stands for Doctor of Poon Hunting. In the absence of The Wizard, I hereby confer it on you.

Originally Posted by TitsMcfloppin [View Original Post]

I look older then I am and I am 29 and been 29 for 3 years now. I didn't gratuate but got my GED and was hard as hell to pass there test!

**Tits Mcfloppin** · 04-30-14 03:58

Originally Posted by RumRunner [View Original Post]

I would have thought 39 or 40 and a post graduate degree. It requires higher education to consistently pretend you are so illiterate. LOL You are an entertaining individual to say the least Tits.

I look older then I am and I am 29 and been 29 for 3 years now. I didn't gratuate but got my GED and was hard as hell to pass there test!

**Tits Mcfloppin** · 04-30-14 03:51

Originally Posted by HighTide [View Original Post]

I keep asking my clients if they're Tits McFloppin!

Me and you never seen each other YET? At least I aint seen you that I know of inless you gone by a dif name before and I don't know ok. But there is been times when I say HI I am Tmac and she don't beleeve me til I done a revue see and I say SEE? I aint seen nobuddy this hole month thou sense I don't feel good and am sad for the teem and been to busy. It save the $ to jack off but that don't allways do that same as doing IT good! And IT don't meen the BONER but what IT is is good fucking and that's how you do IT good!

**OpenSails** · 04-29-14 22:00

Originally Posted by RumRunner [View Original Post]

I would have thought 39 or 40 and a post graduate degree. It requires higher education to consistently pretend you are so illiterate. LOL You are an entertaining individual to say the least Tits.

I keep asking my clients if they're Tits McFloppin!

Also laughed heartily after reading the TV scare.

* Many years ago, one of my clients couldn't wait for me to come back to work after surgery so he decided to stray and go to someone else.

He told me the story of how he chose this "gorgeous" Miami latino that he thought would be fun to play with and made the appt.

He got to the appt, took his clothes off, got on the table and waited for the gal to begin.

"It" began with soft light touches, moving along quietly when IT moved up along side his elbow of his arm that was planted under his head.

My client said he felt this great big bulge in IT's panties and when he looked up to see what was hitting his arm, IT had a sly smile on IT's face and there.

Was a big hard on in IT's pants..

He was so shocked and disgusted, he jumped off the table, grabbed his clothes and ran out of the apartment, naked..

Jumped in his truck and took off. Got away, found a place to put on his clothes and then stuck his head out of the truck and puked...

I told him, "That'll teach you to stray.".

**Rum Runner** · 04-29-14 21:29

Originally Posted by TitsMcfloppin [View Original Post]

Your off on my age BUT here is how I see it.

I would have thought 39 or 40 and a post graduate degree. It requires higher education to consistently pretend you are so illiterate. LOL You are an entertaining individual to say the least Tits.

**Rum Runner** · 04-29-14 21:12

Originally Posted by Jeepster1 [View Original Post]

1. People do fake Naughty Reviews to keep their Premium status active.

2. If a particular city's listings are sparse NR scrapes Backpage ads for new ladies, and plugs in bogus stats that don't get corrected unless the provider "claims" the profile. You or I could probably claim one if we wanted to.

3. When a provider places an ad, it's repeated ad nauseum for days, often after a lady has left town. Providers have told me this happens even if "run once" is selected. They seem to do this to make the site appear less dead.

4. Providers have learned to game the system and get their listings to the top by simply swapping out photos frequently.

So, I read the site but I have a distaste for it.

-Jeepster1.

Yep that pretty much sums it up. Jeep is dead on just like in his reviews.

**Lookee** · 04-29-14 20:08

Originally Posted by Jeepster1 [View Original Post]

1. People do fake Naughty Reviews to keep their Premium status active.

2. If a particular city's listings are sparse NR scrapes Backpage ads for new ladies, and plugs in bogus stats that don't get corrected unless the provider "claims" the profile. You or I could probably claim one if we wanted to.

3. When a provider places an ad, it's repeated ad nauseum for days, often after a lady has left town. Providers have told me this happens even if "run once" is selected. They seem to do this to make the site appear less dead.

4. Providers have learned to game the system and get their listings to the top by simply swapping out photos frequently.

So, I read the site but I have a distaste for it.

-Jeepster1.

And I know of situations where blatant "fake" reviews were brought to their attention, with closest thing to proof there is, and they refused to remove them. Even after acknowledgement that they were "likely" fake.

**Jeepster1** · 04-29-14 19:23

Originally Posted by Apcchd [View Original Post]

Jeep, ae you ever going to tell the full story about your dislike of NR? Review incentives? LOL.

Got to be something much darker than that, buddy!

1. People do fake Naughty Reviews to keep their Premium status active.

2. If a particular city's listings are sparse NR scrapes Backpage ads for new ladies, and plugs in bogus stats that don't get corrected unless the provider "claims" the profile. You or I could probably claim one if we wanted to.

3. When a provider places an ad, it's repeated ad nauseum for days, often after a lady has left town. Providers have told me this happens even if "run once" is selected. They seem to do this to make the site appear less dead.

4. Providers have learned to game the system and get their listings to the top by simply swapping out photos frequently.

So, I read the site but I have a distaste for it.

-Jeepster1.

**Apcchd** · 04-29-14 19:02

Jeep, ae you ever going to tell the full story about your dislike of NR? Review incentives? LOL.

Got to be something much darker than that, buddy!

Originally Posted by Jeepster1 [View Original Post]

Everything seems a little riskier than usual at the moment, and new providers on Naughty Reviews might be just as hazardous as those on BP (and in many cases it's the same ladies). NR tends to be seen as a step up for those escaping Backpage. (Note: I am not especially touting NR, I don't like their review incentives and I've never reviewed there).

But face it, until you accumulate some good references from known providers you're going to need to give up some info. The long-term respected ladies are pretty trustworthy, they didn't stay on top by skill set alone.

-Jeepster1.

**Jeepster1** · 04-29-14 17:18

Originally Posted by KittyElectro [View Original Post]

Are there any *good* (meaning "safe" or at least safer) alternatives to backpage where I can remain anonymous?

Everything seems a little riskier than usual at the moment, and new providers on Naughty Reviews might be just as hazardous as those on BP (and in many cases it's the same ladies). NR tends to be seen as a step up for those escaping Backpage. (Note: I am not especially touting NR, I don't like their review incentives and I've never reviewed there).

But face it, until you accumulate some good references from known providers you're going to need to give up some info. The long-term respected ladies are pretty trustworthy, they didn't stay on top by skill set alone.

-Jeepster1.

**Spockspock** · 04-29-14 16:13

Has anyone got any info on this one.

http://mandrillapp.com/track/click.p...65babee9ccadfc

**KittyElectro** · 04-29-14 12:34

Are there any *good* (meaning "safe" or at least safer) alternatives to backpage where I can remain anonymous?

**LetsGetCrazy** · 04-29-14 02:56

Finally got hold of Patty in Shelbyville and she now has a girl helping out with massages. Have not tried the girl yet, but it is as before as in donation. Patty gives a good massage and it is cheap enough. Not sure abpout extras, but I am sure if you treat her nice she will be nice to you.

**Steve4Action** · 04-27-14 23:14

Originally Posted by TitsMcfloppin [View Original Post]

Thats cool and to each there own bro. Is your money. Your off on my age BUT here is how I see it. I don't like to pay much more then 100-120 max for massage girl and it better be good and not just feel my back and jerk me off. I got lots of back pain and I expect her to have a clue and then play with my boner some to is nice for HE. And I even had massage girls get my back hurted even worser then before if they don't know what there doing. But if there getting near 200 well that's fool service range. Its about the money.

Never been to Asian massage parlor. Some time they looks hot and some time not BUT with my luck I would get a Agen massage girl with a poo poo plater.

200 is on the low end for one of these with extras. I'll pay good money for this type of service. Not into the 30 minute he on the flip. You can get a real good massage for 60 per hour plus tip, no extras from the asian ladies. There are some real hotties in this group. Check them out someday.

Steve.