Massage Parlor Reports

[Pic Mike]

Based on Jag's review, I visited Lauren today at I-8. She is absolutely great. Very round and voluptuously thick from the waist down. A great lady to spend time with. The menu was fully open except for island travel. However, all activity was covered.

I highly recommend and will repeat. Jag's evaluation is very accurate. Thanks Jag.

The picture in the post closely resembles her.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...en-24/10247877

[ColombianCoco]

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...y-o-u/10096965

Saw their new ad and decided to swing by and see the new talent. Walk in and was greeted by Krystal, mid 30's, Japanese lady, 5'5" , hair up in a bun, wearing jean shorts and a loose blouse. Asked for the hour, paid $.7. Was told they do not have a TS, just a regular stand in shower. Led to the room and told to get comfy. (Now I have been here before years ago when it was owned and maintained by the latino women and never was able to get more than a legit massage, so I was rolling the dice).

She comes in and starts massage using lots of lotion on back and says she will only be working from here, points to shoulder blades and here, points to knees. Never had that happen before. I'm thinking this won't end well. For 35 minutes she just rubbed everything in between, no sign of anything good on the horizon. The one time I casually brushed her calf, she jumped back like I just electrocuted her. Not a god sign. Never once went near the boys or anything. Goes to get hot towels and tells me to flip. Once flipped, she proceeds to wash both my hands with hot towels and liberal amounts of hand sanitizer. She then tells me for future visits, I cannot touch her until she has thoroughly washed my hands with sanitizer because you cannot be too careful about germs. She then proceeds to place a hot towel on mr. Happy and the boys to wash them. After which she proceeded to give a very enthusiastic stress relief, at one point I thought she was using her mouth, when I looked down, she was only using her hands. DAMN! Never had that happen either, but at that point was just enjoying the rub down. She did let me do some UTC roaming. Nice cees. Afterward, cleaned me up and proceeded to finish massaging the rest of my front. She said I could use the stand up shower if I wanted. Not including the shower, went over the hour by a few minutes. Left a $.4 tip. Massage was 7/10. Will definitely repeat.

Stay safe my brothers.

[Taster6969]

I will be going to t and see on fri. Anything I shoud know?? Anyone I should ask for?

When you go there ask for flower. She will take good care of you. Remember these girls are careful and if you want to play you have to touch her a few times and then she will feel more comfortable. Go for the BBBJ it's pretty good and she has a good menu. Have fun.

[Worldsoffun]

Was on this side of town (which I am never), so after being blown off by the "canadian Blonde" positing on Backpage (complete waste of time, she is a total flake) I decided to stop in to Park Ave.

3 girls there that day, first 2 were kind of chubby and not really my type, but emily was super attractive. Very cute and petite latino with what had to be dd's that were very real, natural and great to play with. I would put her as a solid 9 on a AMP / rub scale. I don't like the bs "flat rate" thing because all those girls negioate when behind closed doors. Seems like she had almost a completely open menu, but no cim. Didn't try FS or 69, but I believe it both was available. She had impeccable hygiene and almost broke some of my rules that I play with, but opted to stay my normal course of action and stay with the BBBJ. I would repeat and highly recommend, but I would say that place charges way to much. I hope she goes indy, and I would probably play with often, cause she is pretty hot.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...tes-26/9412624

This lady is a darling and worth every penny I had ever spent and tipped. She is one of my ATF's. She will respond nicely to being treated like the lady she is.

WOF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Hey brother Tony. I just sent you a PM in response to your request for Intel, but your inbox was maxed out. Clean it out brother, and I will PM you about Tara.

Thanks,

JaguarXF.

[VerySlowly]

Pleas clear space in your inbox, I cannot send you the info you requested!

VS.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

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[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Was on this side of town (which I am never), so after being blown off by the "canadian Blonde" positing on Backpage (complete waste of time, she is a total flake) I decided to stop in to Park Ave.

3 girls there that day, first 2 were kind of chubby and not really my type, but emily was super attractive. Very cute and petite latino with what had to be dd's that were very real, natural and great to play with. I would put her as a solid 9 on a AMP / rub scale. I don't like the bs "flat rate" thing because all those girls negioate when behind closed doors. Seems like she had almost a completely open menu, but no cim. Didn't try FS or 69, but I believe it both was available. She had impeccable hygiene and almost broke some of my rules that I play with, but opted to stay my normal course of action and stay with the BBBJ. I would repeat and highly recommend, but I would say that place charges way to much. I hope she goes indy, and I would probably play with often, cause she is pretty hot.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...tes-26/9412624

I have reviewed Emily before. She will do BBBJCIMWOS. I have seen her more than a few times and most of the reviews of her are spot on. Emily is a fucking fuck machine. She has no off button. Some guys have had more success than others, but, I really don't believe she is a YMMMV gal. She so very friendly, vivacious, bodacious and salacious that most guys can get what they are looking for from Emily. She is every bit as sexy as her sister, Jackie.

I agree with you about the upsell. It sucks. But, all the gals at PAS are awesome, IMHO.

JaguarXF.

[ValenciaGuy]

I will be going to t and see on fri. Anything I shoud know?? Anyone I should ask for?

[Zibiter]

The tall blonde at IHOP sounds like a provide a few years ago that went by Hanna Bananna. Her real name was Heidi and she was about 5'11. If that is her see has some star tats and differently offers FS. I have been a long time reader and haven't posted in 4 yeares but enjoy everyones insight on the girls.

It is not Hanna banana.

[Bjceb]

Was on this side of town (which I am never), so after being blown off by the "canadian Blonde" positing on Backpage (complete waste of time, she is a total flake) I decided to stop in to Park Ave.

3 girls there that day, first 2 were kind of chubby and not really my type, but emily was super attractive. Very cute and petite latino with what had to be dd's that were very real, natural and great to play with. I would put her as a solid 9 on a AMP / rub scale. I don't like the bs "flat rate" thing because all those girls negioate when behind closed doors. Seems like she had almost a completely open menu, but no cim. Didn't try FS or 69, but I believe it both was available. She had impeccable hygiene and almost broke some of my rules that I play with, but opted to stay my normal course of action and stay with the BBBJ. I would repeat and highly recommend, but I would say that place charges way to much. I hope she goes indy, and I would probably play with often, cause she is pretty hot.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...tes-26/9412624

[Quietus]

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[BostonRocks]

Went to our favorite American spa back off John Young for a massage and some candy and it was delicious. I ate the whole bowl. Great attitudes there to satisfy the hungriest monger. Nice selection of different treats too, which you get to pick. Highly recommend unless you're on a diet.

[BigDog101]

There are a number of masseuses there, Latin, Russian, Asian. I'm down here once a month for a week for my racing and it's a decent non Asian MP for the most part in my experience. The Russian, Natalie 5'3" , 125 lbs has smoke breath but gives an ok massage - 7 on a 1-10. She's got a pretty nice bod but she's getting older and seems a bit tired. Likely about 40 now with kids and a husband I think. Standard finishes can be had, but nothing extraordinary or flashy on the menu. Suki is reportedly the hot tomale there. Well preserved sexy hot Asian. Roseanna is a close second. There are a lot of better choices in the Orlando area.

Thanks Bro!

[TreeFiddy]

Started today's deviance with a drive by during work of the now Sad Panda. It's turned into what looked like from the road a cruise ship booking thing, guess they're still fucking people just not as messy. Well after the shift, headed towards the old faithful, Oriental Healing Therapy. Looked busy as I pulled up along with the barber shop crew next door watching, so I left. Ended up parking around back of Royal Massage on 436 near the Baked Ham place. 70 door for the hour with the shower, after LE check and language barrier break found her name was Hannah probably 40's. Normal Asian woman body no complaints, looked good overall at 5'0". Massage was 9/10 in my opinion, hit all the right spots twice. The ending was on par with the massage, a throbbing 9/10 rating. So basically this review is a heads up that a quality girl is in rotation working Royal at the moment going by that name. From the way things were handled with another customer whom rang the rear bell, she was probably not the Mama-san.

Fly low.