Massage Parlor Reports

[Werewolf0956]

I went to the EMP on NW side.

I had not been there since it had changed hands to AMP and back to EMP. Old days I had struck out with young but pretty Euro so I was not expecting too much just decent massage. I called in to see if the owner was in and scheduled. She welcomed me with a smile and we talked a bit. Good TS with some attention to the right places. Back to the room, no cover. Massage was no more than spreading lotion mostly but within 15 minutes she started the teasing. 5 more minutes and flip. W / o instructions she proceeded with a good finish. I helped myself to her huge -albeit artificially inflated- boobs. Alone shower to clean up. Place is very clean. All in all not a bad outing but the whole thing was 35 minutes. 85 msg, 35 tip.

She will be out of town for a few weeks but I was told to schedule with any of the other girls.

Seniors can get more info by pm.

[DMichaels69]

I gave the tip once before the massage was over and she did not do what was agreed. Never again.

As long as you don't pay upfront you control what goes on. Once you pay upfront then she controls what she will or won't do.

[Ron M]

I would have gotten my happy ending and then stiffed her. We always have to remember, we have the money, and we have control of the situation. Good service means good tips. Rocket Dork.

As long as you don't pay upfront you control what goes on. Once you pay upfront then she controls what she will or won't do.

[DMichaels69]

Known Good providers to stick with is right.

I thought with the wrong head early on in the hobby and learned a lot (hard lessons) of what not to do and what not to put up with.

You did what you should have done. It's our money until the service is completed. We are not ATM machines.

This is why 99% of the time I stick with known good providers. I don't have time for this BS. I have to earn my money and they should too. The 1% of the time I try a new place for the excitement of it I always do a mental risk analysis.

Is the massage alone worth the cost of the entry fee?

Is she worth the cost of FS, BJ, or HE?

Is it time to walk out and when should I leave?

[Rubenme2]

Went to exercise. Told to bring my own rain coat. A few days later was prepared. Got the same lady. After table shower and very short massage I told her I was prepared and she said she had been joking, so I got up, left with out a leaving a tip. Was I to harsh.

You did what you should have done. It's our money until the service is completed. We are not ATM machines.

This is why 99% of the time I stick with known good providers. I don't have time for this BS. I have to earn my money and they should too. The 1% of the time I try a new place for the excitement of it I always do a mental risk analysis.

Is the massage alone worth the cost of the entry fee?

Is she worth the cost of FS, BJ, or HE?

Is it time to walk out and when should I leave?

[Rocket Dork]

Went to exercise. Told to bring my own rain coat. A few days later was prepared. Got the same lady. After table shower and very short massage I told her I was prepared and she said she had been joking, so I got up, left with out a leaving a tip. Was I to harsh.

I would have gotten my happy ending and then stiffed her. We always have to remember, we have the money, and we have control of the situation. Good service means good tips. Rocket Dork.

[Humpfree]

Went to exercise. Told to bring my own rain coat. A few days later was prepared. Got the same lady. After table shower and very short massage I told her I was prepared and she said she had been joking, so I got up, left with out a leaving a tip. Was I to harsh.

Not to harsh at all. I had same thing happen to me a wile back. I was a reg with her. Only this was to be FS. Heart breaker.

[Ron M]

Went to exercise. Told to bring my own rain coat. A few days later was prepared. Got the same lady. After table shower and very short massage I told her I was prepared and she said she had been joking, so I got up, left with out a leaving a tip. Was I to harsh.

All these Massage places you guys go to seem like alot more of a Disappontment than HE's. I'm staying with Providers.

[DMichaels69]

She was Joking? LOL. I would say no that was not too harsh. Just my opinion.

Went to exercise. Told to bring my own rain coat. A few days later was prepared. Got the same lady. After table shower and very short massage I told her I was prepared and she said she had been joking, so I got up, left with out a leaving a tip. Was I to harsh.

[Dent55]

Went to exercise. Told to bring my own rain coat. A few days later was prepared. Got the same lady. After table shower and very short massage I told her I was prepared and she said she had been joking, so I got up, left with out a leaving a tip. Was I to harsh.

[Toosweet1975]

I have been seeing this Ad on BP For a while now. Only One Review. She lives very close to me (Far North Side,), So I said what the Heck. Good Decision. She is Mid to low 50's Latina. Very Beautiful. Slim and Sexy for a older woman. Great Attitude (Loves to speak to you in Spanish...a lot.haha). Very Nice. If you Don't like the Older Ladies, this one is not for you. Her Massage was Good. Very Firm. A whole lot of Coconut oil. But she washed every bit of it off. You Can tell she was nervous, thought I was LE. Once, She Did the LE Check, then it got Fun. Seniors PM me For Details. I am also still looking for Euro Masseuse. .8 Door fee. Little Steep, but well worth it. $ tip for whole lot of Fun. She is so pleasant to be around. She offers shower.with or without her. I was there for 90 Minutes. Will Repeat. She has a 4 hand Special with her Russian Friend. Will try that soon.

Be safe and Happy Hunting.

[IdiotBoy]

Wrong type of massage...

[Ron M]

I'm now in heart of LP. Right by diversey and clark.any massage options to suggest? Thanks!

Massage Envy on Halsted and Diversey.

[Ron M]

Bad massage has 4 chairs around the table, She sits down the hole massage.

Also she asked for her tip with the door fee. Older.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...bs-25/21404203

Her Reviews are Bad. You should have done your research on her before you called.

[Humpfree]

Bad massage has 4 chairs around the table, She sits down the hole massage.

Also she asked for her tip with the door fee. Older.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...bs-25/21404203