Massage Parlor Reports

**Worldsoffun** · 04-23-14 23:59

Originally Posted by Bjceb [View Original Post]

Was on this side of town (which I am never), so after being blown off by the "canadian Blonde" positing on Backpage (complete waste of time, she is a total flake) I decided to stop in to Park Ave.

3 girls there that day, first 2 were kind of chubby and not really my type, but emily was super attractive. Very cute and petite latino with what had to be dd's that were very real, natural and great to play with. I would put her as a solid 9 on a AMP / rub scale. I don't like the bs "flat rate" thing because all those girls negioate when behind closed doors. Seems like she had almost a completely open menu, but no cim. Didn't try FS or 69, but I believe it both was available. She had impeccable hygiene and almost broke some of my rules that I play with, but opted to stay my normal course of action and stay with the BBBJ. I would repeat and highly recommend, but I would say that place charges way to much. I hope she goes indy, and I would probably play with often, cause she is pretty hot.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...tes-26/9412624

This lady is a darling and worth every penny I had ever spent and tipped. She is one of my ATF's. She will respond nicely to being treated like the lady she is.

WOF.

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 04-23-14 22:39

Hey brother Tony. I just sent you a PM in response to your request for Intel, but your inbox was maxed out. Clean it out brother, and I will PM you about Tara.

Thanks,

JaguarXF.

**VerySlowly** · 04-23-14 22:20

Pleas clear space in your inbox, I cannot send you the info you requested!

VS.

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 04-23-14 21:49

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**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 04-23-14 21:40

Originally Posted by Bjceb [View Original Post]

Was on this side of town (which I am never), so after being blown off by the "canadian Blonde" positing on Backpage (complete waste of time, she is a total flake) I decided to stop in to Park Ave.

3 girls there that day, first 2 were kind of chubby and not really my type, but emily was super attractive. Very cute and petite latino with what had to be dd's that were very real, natural and great to play with. I would put her as a solid 9 on a AMP / rub scale. I don't like the bs "flat rate" thing because all those girls negioate when behind closed doors. Seems like she had almost a completely open menu, but no cim. Didn't try FS or 69, but I believe it both was available. She had impeccable hygiene and almost broke some of my rules that I play with, but opted to stay my normal course of action and stay with the BBBJ. I would repeat and highly recommend, but I would say that place charges way to much. I hope she goes indy, and I would probably play with often, cause she is pretty hot.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...tes-26/9412624

I have reviewed Emily before. She will do BBBJCIMWOS. I have seen her more than a few times and most of the reviews of her are spot on. Emily is a fucking fuck machine. She has no off button. Some guys have had more success than others, but, I really don't believe she is a YMMMV gal. She so very friendly, vivacious, bodacious and salacious that most guys can get what they are looking for from Emily. She is every bit as sexy as her sister, Jackie.

I agree with you about the upsell. It sucks. But, all the gals at PAS are awesome, IMHO.

JaguarXF.

**ValenciaGuy** · 04-23-14 21:28

I will be going to t and see on fri. Anything I shoud know?? Anyone I should ask for?

**Zibiter** · 04-23-14 19:33

Originally Posted by Flgolfer [View Original Post]

The tall blonde at IHOP sounds like a provide a few years ago that went by Hanna Bananna. Her real name was Heidi and she was about 5'11. If that is her see has some star tats and differently offers FS. I have been a long time reader and haven't posted in 4 yeares but enjoy everyones insight on the girls.

It is not Hanna banana.

**Bjceb** · 04-23-14 17:51

Was on this side of town (which I am never), so after being blown off by the "canadian Blonde" positing on Backpage (complete waste of time, she is a total flake) I decided to stop in to Park Ave.

3 girls there that day, first 2 were kind of chubby and not really my type, but emily was super attractive. Very cute and petite latino with what had to be dd's that were very real, natural and great to play with. I would put her as a solid 9 on a AMP / rub scale. I don't like the bs "flat rate" thing because all those girls negioate when behind closed doors. Seems like she had almost a completely open menu, but no cim. Didn't try FS or 69, but I believe it both was available. She had impeccable hygiene and almost broke some of my rules that I play with, but opted to stay my normal course of action and stay with the BBBJ. I would repeat and highly recommend, but I would say that place charges way to much. I hope she goes indy, and I would probably play with often, cause she is pretty hot.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...tes-26/9412624

**Quietus** · 04-23-14 01:10

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**BostonRocks** · 04-22-14 21:55

Went to our favorite American spa back off John Young for a massage and some candy and it was delicious. I ate the whole bowl. Great attitudes there to satisfy the hungriest monger. Nice selection of different treats too, which you get to pick. Highly recommend unless you're on a diet.

**BigDog101** · 04-22-14 21:39

Originally Posted by BostonRocks [View Original Post]

There are a number of masseuses there, Latin, Russian, Asian. I'm down here once a month for a week for my racing and it's a decent non Asian MP for the most part in my experience. The Russian, Natalie 5'3" , 125 lbs has smoke breath but gives an ok massage - 7 on a 1-10. She's got a pretty nice bod but she's getting older and seems a bit tired. Likely about 40 now with kids and a husband I think. Standard finishes can be had, but nothing extraordinary or flashy on the menu. Suki is reportedly the hot tomale there. Well preserved sexy hot Asian. Roseanna is a close second. There are a lot of better choices in the Orlando area.

Thanks Bro!

**TreeFiddy** · 04-22-14 19:45

Started today's deviance with a drive by during work of the now Sad Panda. It's turned into what looked like from the road a cruise ship booking thing, guess they're still fucking people just not as messy. Well after the shift, headed towards the old faithful, Oriental Healing Therapy. Looked busy as I pulled up along with the barber shop crew next door watching, so I left. Ended up parking around back of Royal Massage on 436 near the Baked Ham place. 70 door for the hour with the shower, after LE check and language barrier break found her name was Hannah probably 40's. Normal Asian woman body no complaints, looked good overall at 5'0". Massage was 9/10 in my opinion, hit all the right spots twice. The ending was on par with the massage, a throbbing 9/10 rating. So basically this review is a heads up that a quality girl is in rotation working Royal at the moment going by that name. From the way things were handled with another customer whom rang the rear bell, she was probably not the Mama-san.

Fly low.

**Pbwardy02** · 04-22-14 17:17

Originally Posted by LawDog17 [View Original Post]

I thought Jags total coin sounded low. 1 hour is .65 and if he had total coin of 85 then the he only tipped 20, which is low by everyone's standard. (except maybe a self-help) Maybe because he shot early, he left a dry cleaning fee but forgot the tip. Just kidding! I am sure the Jagster will make it up. Heidi is super nice so treat her right. YMMV have fun! -- Dog.

Just my .02, never mention USASG to a girl you are getting service from. Heidi is the exception, not the rule. Most girls are rightfully freaked out about this site.

If ever asked; act stupid. Being an active poster / lurker of this site comes off creepy to most babes.

**LawDog17** · 04-22-14 17:11

Originally Posted by OrlandoJ [View Original Post]

After reading Jag's extensive review I decided to go and see Heidi for myself. If you don't know and if you have been to IHOP before they will offer a 30 special for $.40 but you need to ask. Let me just say that Heidi's menu opens based on her comfort level with you and not your wallet. 5 minutes in we were laughing about some of the stuff that gets posted on this board and she says let me get out of these workout clothes. She asked me not to get into too much details but I expect that more service will be on the menu upon addition visits.

She did mentions Jag's visit and because she didn't get naked or according to his own review "time" to get naked she got a $20 tip. That led to 2 more visits with low ball tippers. I paid $.40 for the room for 30 minutes and $.60 tip for total damage $. IMHO that is reasonable for an early 20's UCF student with a pretty nice body and a good personality.

As always.YMMV.so be cool with all your dates.

I thought Jags total coin sounded low. 1 hour is .65 and if he had total coin of 85 then the he only tipped 20, which is low by everyone's standard. (except maybe a self-help) Maybe because he shot early, he left a dry cleaning fee but forgot the tip. Just kidding! I am sure the Jagster will make it up. Heidi is super nice so treat her right. YMMV have fun! -- Dog.

**AncientOne** · 04-22-14 16:35

Originally Posted by OrlandoJ [View Original Post]

After reading Jag's extensive review I decided to go and see Heidi for myself. If you don't know and if you have been to IHOP before they will offer a 30 special for $.40 but you need to ask. Let me just say that Heidi's menu opens based on her comfort level with you and not your wallet. 5 minutes in we were laughing about some of the stuff that gets posted on this board and she says let me get out of these workout clothes. She asked me not to get into too much details but I expect that more service will be on the menu upon addition visits.

She did mentions Jag's visit and because she didn't get naked or according to his own review "time" to get naked she got a $20 tip. That led to 2 more visits with low ball tippers. I paid $.40 for the room for 30 minutes and $.60 tip for total damage $. IMHO that is reasonable for an early 20's UCF student with a pretty nice body and a good personality.

As always.YMMV.so be cool with all your dates.

Thanks for that clarification since I have not been to IHOP in YEARS, had no idea of the 30 minute deal. Jag does not mention a hh or a full hour but does say total Jag coin was $85. Can we assume that he did the 30 minute and gave a $45 tip? No? The $85 caught my eye only because Jag coin is usually much higher. There is no way the Jag would leave a $20 tip. Heck, standard tip at AMP is $40 and Jag is seasoned enough to know that.