Massage Parlor Reports

**OldDawg** · 04-22-14 18:35

Originally Posted by Hesdeadjim [View Original Post]

Yeah not trying to be harsh on ya man, but she definitely gave a "not average" visit. Angela's pretty much a FS guarantee, albeit fairly detached and not GFE, that runs about 180 for new clients, some have reported less. My guess is she is used to everybody going for the FS upsell and making that much every visit so she highballed you on the fee for what you asked for. Not defending her LOL.

If it makes you feel better I did the EXACT same thing and overpaid with Angie. It's a delicate balance bc of the language barrier, and I'm no newbie, but she won that one.

**BigSock** · 04-22-14 12:30

Originally Posted by Newb314 [View Original Post]

Lets dive right back in Bros!

SOCO Kim:

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...esire/12835812

She does the massage out of her home in South County. You can smell the Lumber from home Depot at the incall. Easy to reach typical two call stuff. Upon my arrival, first thing she utters: "You look like the POlice" LOL. Anyway I spend a few minutes chatting to get her comfortable with me, and the fact that I aint LEO. She's in her 40's and at one point was probably relatively hot. She has a whole side o" ass in the backyard to be sure. Saggier boobage. Massage was a bit gruff, she beat me up pretty good, and you could definitely tell she was trying hard. On the flip she says, " you don't want what everybody else wants do you?" I'm thinking, "shit here comes the weird." Wrong. It was the start of some pretty awesome dirty talk, that lead to a down right respectable, dirty talk laden, agressive HJ.

Effort:8.

Attitude:7.

Technique:4.

Looks:5.

Overall:6.

Swansea Mimi:

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...peutic/5295177

Made a mid-day appointment to see Mimi for fbsm. Pretty 40 ish small asian woman, who looked to have some decent boobage. Score. Typical AMP stuff, "you been here before?" blah blah. She leads me to a room in the back. Contrary to other reports, massage for me, was decent. Non rushed, good not great massage with backside attention (which I love) on the flip still some massage left, and due to the assplay I'm at full mast. She grabbed my sidekick and says, "you no tell anyone I do this". (of course I'm telling all you assholes! I needed for that shirt come off so I asked, and gave a light tug. She said, oh "I don't do that, I don't know why everyone think that"Lame) I asked again, she said "give me another $50." NO DICE. I am starting to think I may suck at monger. Anyway biggest takeway was HJ technique. Dude. Seriously. She should teach a class. I popped quick and hard. No boobies still makes me sad.s

Effort:5.

Attitude:2.

Technique7.

Looks:7.

Everytime I see Mimi its a good time. I have been going to her for over 5 years. HER only problem is her upsale, I guess she has to pay for a new Mercedes. I have seen the boobs and they are huge for a Korean chick. You are right about her HJ skills but next time ask for a footjob you can look up that short skirt she wares and see her hairy coochie she never wares underware. I don't think she knows about the free show or she would charge you extra. I try to see her twice a month but I have never seen anyone getting their hair or nails done its a good front I guess. She needs to get more help again, she used to have a few younger Vietnamese gals working there. I hope writing about Mimi does not turn out like Peking its hard to get an appointment there to much business now. As far as SoCo Kim her ass is to big for me and her massage was kinda rough but her HJ skills were decent. I have often wondered about extras, anyone tapped that fat bootie?

**WayneStl** · 04-22-14 12:06

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...vy-23/12846101

I have a day off this week and I was thinking of calling on this gal. Thought I would check here for some advise as she only does outcall.

What I would like to find is a provider from St Charles, all I have seen in the thread is Jenny and she is a bit hit a miss according to the reviews.

I do have a legit provider I found in the St Charles area that I see often. Draping is optional, but it is totally legit. Very good rub, even on the flip, again legit. But I have found very few providers that massage on the flip.

Dee (legit) - http://stlouis.craigslist.org/thp/4430031286.html $60 at 60 minutes $80 at 90 minutes.

Any way, any advise on Sam would be appreciated. Or another provider in the St Charles area I can try.

Thanks, Wayne.

**LimpDick** · 04-22-14 03:00

Very true. Been going on for 2 years at least. They have peckers too!

They be a crazy! Just ask Angel of YGND.

(though shannon is by far better for the public servant on a budget).

Originally Posted by ILostMyLogin [View Original Post]

and her lack of concern of the POPO because she saw a few of the city's men in blue as steady customers.

Lmla.

**ILostMyLogin** · 04-22-14 00:50

And visited Susan of Soulard fame. Visited her residence. At first she appeared a little drunk but I did not care. Was lead to a downstairs Bar / Game Room / Man Cave which was very dark. What was strange about the visit was she wore a baseball cap even when she was giving me and oily back massage. On the flip the excitement started with a very nice but thorough BBJCIM, I don't know if there was WS because it was still dark. But she started with the Ball Cap on. Which was kinda sexy and definitely a first for me but after a few minutes of pleasure I looked up and she had removed her hat and exposed her follicly challenged head, or what it so appeared. Anyway it was a very nice completion and then she spoke warmly of Kentucky where she moved from and her lack of concern of the POPO because she saw a few of the city's men in blue as steady customers.

Closing, a very wise monger years ago told me that "there was no such thing as a "ugly" woman who shallows"but my big head says probably not again...of course my little head puts up a very good, strong, convincing argument, because Susan is a very rare and enjoyable talent for StL.

Be safe out there!

Lmla.

**Newb314** · 04-21-14 18:39

Lets dive right back in Bros!

SOCO Kim:

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...esire/12835812

She does the massage out of her home in South County. You can smell the Lumber from home Depot at the incall. Easy to reach typical two call stuff. Upon my arrival, first thing she utters: "You look like the POlice" LOL. Anyway I spend a few minutes chatting to get her comfortable with me, and the fact that I aint LEO. She's in her 40's and at one point was probably relatively hot. She has a whole side o" ass in the backyard to be sure. Saggier boobage. Massage was a bit gruff, she beat me up pretty good, and you could definitely tell she was trying hard. On the flip she says, " you don't want what everybody else wants do you?" I'm thinking, "shit here comes the weird." Wrong. It was the start of some pretty awesome dirty talk, that lead to a down right respectable, dirty talk laden, agressive HJ.

Effort:8.

Attitude:7.

Technique:4.

Looks:5.

Overall:6.

Swansea Mimi:

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...peutic/5295177

Made a mid-day appointment to see Mimi for fbsm. Pretty 40 ish small asian woman, who looked to have some decent boobage. Score. Typical AMP stuff, "you been here before?" blah blah. She leads me to a room in the back. Contrary to other reports, massage for me, was decent. Non rushed, good not great massage with backside attention (which I love) on the flip still some massage left, and due to the assplay I'm at full mast. She grabbed my sidekick and says, "you no tell anyone I do this". (of course I'm telling all you assholes! I needed for that shirt come off so I asked, and gave a light tug. She said, oh "I don't do that, I don't know why everyone think that"Lame) I asked again, she said "give me another $50." NO DICE. I am starting to think I may suck at monger. Anyway biggest takeway was HJ technique. Dude. Seriously. She should teach a class. I popped quick and hard. No boobies still makes me sad.

Effort:5.

Attitude:2.

Technique7.

Looks:7.

**HesDeadJim** · 04-20-14 12:22

Originally Posted by Newb314 [View Original Post]

Grettings Brothers.
St. Charles Angie:

.$140 for a crummy backrub and topless HJ. Never again.

Yeah not trying to be harsh on ya man, but she definitely gave a "not average" visit. Angela's pretty much a FS guarantee, albeit fairly detached and not GFE, that runs about 180 for new clients, some have reported less. My guess is she is used to everybody going for the FS upsell and making that much every visit so she highballed you on the fee for what you asked for. Not defending her LOL.

**Member #5703** · 04-19-14 08:42

Originally Posted by Newb314 [View Original Post]

Grettings Brothers.

For over 5 years I have lurked these forums, gaining invaluable info, and having some great times, at you fine gentlemen's expense. No more. I feel compelled to share the breadth of my relevant experiences. P.S. I definitely Dreamed all the following shit..

St. Charles Angie:

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ion-29/5268734

Small apt Incall a stones throw From the Streets of St Chuck. Basically empty apartment with a tv and a bed. Met me at the door in tight nighty and see through robe. Very pretty woman, not the same as the ad mind you, and definitely not 29. Closer to 45. Still amazing body, and at least the sized Bolt-ons. We agree on $80 for hour massage. Massage was a generous term though... After a maybe 15 min backrub she hits me with the "TERN OVAH", still totally covered. Definite convenient lingo barrier syndrome going on already..

She asks what I want, I made, HJ gesture. She said $20 more. Upsell Engage... I already feel like an absolute sucker, but it get worse.. She starts HJ. I motion at her top she starts to pull it down a bit, and then with a straight face asks for $40 MORE. I'm 100% rock hard now, and I cave.. I know, know, I am a dissapointment to you all and I deserve your ire...$140 for a crummy backrub and topless HJ. Never again.

Effort: 1.

Looks: 7.5.

Attitude: 5.

Technique:3.

Overall: 4 out of 10.

Lisa in Brentwood:

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...turday/1932535

Incall in the shadow of the Galleria in Brentwood. I knew in the midst of the first call that this was going to be another to grow on, but I definitely was not going to bite the farm again. Her phone etiquette was crass at best, and unnecessarily blunt. I got a bit turned around in the property, and it became a huge deal. Anyway, incall is a perfectly nice hotel suite, with a legit massage table set up. Next up are a series of "Legit release forms", with a few asking for my info... Def made some junk up. After reading mixed reviews I was prepped for upsell here. We agreed on $60 for an hour. Shorter, maybe 5'2" mid sized BBW, in t shirt and jeans, with what looked to be HUGE cans. She leaves the main room to allow me to undress. I left $5 tip intially, and I figured, "Hey, Ill let the rest come to me right?" WRONG...

She spent the next hour Blabbering about all manner of nonsense, from how she's faithful to her husband but he mercilessly cheats on her, to how she's had a bunch of clients that were cops...WTF. Credit where it is due however. Deep tissue massage was good, and would have been excellent minus the incessant chatter. On the flip She works over everything but my sidekick thoroughly. Thats it. Nothing "Happy" to speak of, and nothing even remotely offered. My mongering did Vary... No floppies makes me sad, but one can do worse than a Legit, above average hour long massage for $65.

Effort:7.

Looks:4.

Attitude:2 (for oddness).

Technique:6 (for no happy).

Overall: 4.75.

Lisa used to give a limited menu at the end, but ver business like, huge fu at &king cans though!

**RubDowninstl** · 04-19-14 08:34

Originally Posted by Newb314 [View Original Post]

Grettings Brothers.

For over 5 years I have lurked these forums, gaining invaluable info, and having some great times, at you fine gentlemen's expense. No more. I feel compelled to share the breadth of my relevant experiences. P.S. I definitely Dreamed all the following shit..

St. Charles Angie:

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ion-29/5268734

Small apt Incall a stones throw From the Streets of St Chuck. Basically empty apartment with a tv and a bed. Met me at the door in tight nighty and see through robe. Very pretty woman, not the same as the ad mind you, and definitely not 29. Closer to 45. Still amazing body, and at least the sized Bolt-ons. We agree on $80 for hour massage. Massage was a generous term though... After a maybe 15 min backrub she hits me with the "TERN OVAH", still totally covered. Definite convenient lingo barrier syndrome going on already..

She asks what I want, I made, HJ gesture. She said $20 more. Upsell Engage... I already feel like an absolute sucker, but it get worse.. She starts HJ. I motion at her top she starts to pull it down a bit, and then with a straight face asks for $40 MORE. I'm 100% rock hard now, and I cave.. I know, know, I am a dissapointment to you all and I deserve your ire...$140 for a crummy backrub and topless HJ. Never again.

Effort: 1.

Looks: 7.5.

Attitude: 5.

Technique:3.

Overall: 4 out of 10.

Lisa in Brentwood:

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...turday/1932535

Incall in the shadow of the Galleria in Brentwood. I knew in the midst of the first call that this was going to be another to grow on, but I definitely was not going to bite the farm again. Her phone etiquette was crass at best, and unnecessarily blunt. I got a bit turned around in the property, and it became a huge deal. Anyway, incall is a perfectly nice hotel suite, with a legit massage table set up. Next up are a series of "Legit release forms", with a few asking for my info... Def made some junk up. After reading mixed reviews I was prepped for upsell here. We agreed on $60 for an hour. Shorter, maybe 5'2" mid sized BBW, in t shirt and jeans, with what looked to be HUGE cans. She leaves the main room to allow me to undress. I left $5 tip intially, and I figured, "Hey, Ill let the rest come to me right?" WRONG...

She spent the next hour Blabbering about all manner of nonsense, from how she's faithful to her husband but he mercilessly cheats on her, to how she's had a bunch of clients that were cops...WTF. Credit where it is due however. Deep tissue massage was good, and would have been excellent minus the incessant chatter. On the flip She works over everything but my sidekick thoroughly. Thats it. Nothing "Happy" to speak of, and nothing even remotely offered. My mongering did Vary... No floppies makes me sad, but one can do worse than a Legit, above average hour long massage for $65.

Effort:7.

Looks:4.

Attitude:2 (for oddness).

Technique:6 (for no happy).

Overall: 4.75.

I am very surprised to read the review on Lisa. I have seen her many times, as far back as when she had the office on Delmar. She has always done a HJ finish when I saw her, even on my first visit. The add even states extras starting at 15. Although in my experience it was never an extra. Topless and different outfits were the extras. It has been awhile, maybe things have changed.

**Olman** · 04-19-14 07:49

Newb read the ad and ask for the extras. 15 gets you HE and another 15 gets you prostate. You got the therapeutic massage she advertises. Ask for FBSM with an extra and you'll get a very tantalizing massage.

**Newb314** · 04-18-14 23:48

Grettings Brothers.

For over 5 years I have lurked these forums, gaining invaluable info, and having some great times, at you fine gentlemen's expense. No more. I feel compelled to share the breadth of my relevant experiences. P.S. I definitely Dreamed all the following shit..

St. Charles Angie:

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ion-29/5268734

Small apt Incall a stones throw From the Streets of St Chuck. Basically empty apartment with a tv and a bed. Met me at the door in tight nighty and see through robe. Very pretty woman, not the same as the ad mind you, and definitely not 29. Closer to 45. Still amazing body, and at least the sized Bolt-ons. We agree on $80 for hour massage. Massage was a generous term though... After a maybe 15 min backrub she hits me with the "TERN OVAH", still totally covered. Definite convenient lingo barrier syndrome going on already..

She asks what I want, I made, HJ gesture. She said $20 more. Upsell Engage... I already feel like an absolute sucker, but it get worse.. She starts HJ. I motion at her top she starts to pull it down a bit, and then with a straight face asks for $40 MORE. I'm 100% rock hard now, and I cave.. I know, know, I am a dissapointment to you all and I deserve your ire...$140 for a crummy backrub and topless HJ. Never again.

Effort: 1.

Looks: 7.5.

Attitude: 5.

Technique:3.

Overall: 4 out of 10.

Lisa in Brentwood:

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...turday/1932535

Incall in the shadow of the Galleria in Brentwood. I knew in the midst of the first call that this was going to be another to grow on, but I definitely was not going to bite the farm again. Her phone etiquette was crass at best, and unnecessarily blunt. I got a bit turned around in the property, and it became a huge deal. Anyway, incall is a perfectly nice hotel suite, with a legit massage table set up. Next up are a series of "Legit release forms", with a few asking for my info... Def made some junk up. After reading mixed reviews I was prepped for upsell here. We agreed on $60 for an hour. Shorter, maybe 5'2" mid sized BBW, in t shirt and jeans, with what looked to be HUGE cans. She leaves the main room to allow me to undress. I left $5 tip intially, and I figured, "Hey, Ill let the rest come to me right?" WRONG...

She spent the next hour Blabbering about all manner of nonsense, from how she's faithful to her husband but he mercilessly cheats on her, to how she's had a bunch of clients that were cops...WTF. Credit where it is due however. Deep tissue massage was good, and would have been excellent minus the incessant chatter. On the flip She works over everything but my sidekick thoroughly. Thats it. Nothing "Happy" to speak of, and nothing even remotely offered. My mongering did Vary... No floppies makes me sad, but one can do worse than a Legit, above average hour long massage for $65.

Effort:7.

Looks:4.

Attitude:2 (for oddness).

Technique:6 (for no happy).

Overall: 4.75.

**OldDawg** · 04-16-14 11:18

Originally Posted by BoomStick [View Original Post]

So, my job is going to be requiring more traveling I figure I will need to try and build some credibility to gain access to other cities intel. I have used this board as a resource for a long time and any senior members can PM for verification of these already well known details. I'm a quality over quantity guy.

YGND. Probably the best looking in the STL. Lake's a pro. Get to know them for a few sessions and it might lead other places but YMMV. I'm a regular with Angel. Holly is hot and grab a pastry when you're done. Kendra very playful. I have actually never experienced Tierney. But that will be changing soon.

Aspen / Willow. Tight body and Tiny. Massage only & MT. Willing to offer special rates if you're in a hurry.

J in St Chuck. Boy oh Boy oh Boy do I wish she would resurface. Was the best IMHO. I have run into her on the east side once in a social setting.

Anyway. A quick run down of my exploits. I also used to post under Rokit DOg. I realize it will take a lot more posts to be treated as anything other then a troll. But Hello,.

Hey, thanks for the reports, this is exactly the kind of stuff we're looking for. Welcome to the board.

**Lucia99** · 04-16-14 10:06

Gave this a try. All draped and no Miracles. Decent relaxing light pressure.

L.

**CDestine** · 04-16-14 02:05

I've been reading the reports and finally decided to try YGND. The appointment was easy to setup. I saw Kendra. She is very cute and voluptuous. She greeted me at the door in a robe. This came off after I entered revealing her in nice bra and panty. Once I disrobed she took off the bra and had me get on the massage table. I received a very nice and enjoyable rubdown. We had a good conversation when we were done and I could see her playful side. I can see how becoming a regular could enhance the experience.