Strip Club Reports

[Geffe71]

Been going to Caddy lately as Desire has failed me multiple times, afraid ill spend too much at Foxy, and Fantasies is a looks like a dive bar every time I walk in there. They have upped their game significantly. They seemed to get rid of most of the troublemakers and shitty dancers and hire better looking girls for the most part. Yea, there are still a few crappy dancers and some mid range attractive ladies, but it is better than when I used to bash them a few years back. Foxy and Desire are still #1 and #2, but Caddy is starting to edge up into the #2 spot or tie for it.

The problem with Fantasies in my opinion is that most of the girls I saw were see or the league. Also, the dances I would get were mechanical. I have had more fun at the other three clubs tenfold or more.

Also I rate the girls by letter like school grades: A= knockout / smokeshow, be= hot, see= average, the= below average and worse.

[Savior Faire]

Several visits to Fantasies have been fun. Yesterday (Thursday) there were 4 or 5 thin attractive dancers on the Day shift. Night shift has featured only 1 or 2 such dancers on several occasions over the past month. Club has been dead even on Fri and Sat nights. Given the good looking dancers during the day and lap dance booths that are more private than other places Fantasies should be doing more business than it does. Things they could do to improve business include taking less from the dancers per dance (CL takes $5/ dance, Fantasies $10) and having dancers on stage when they are supposed to be on stage. Clubs like CD, CL, and actually EVERY OTHER CLUB I'VE EVER BEEN TO have the dancers appear as their name is announced. The announcer says 'And next on stage for your pleasure is...', the music kicks in, and the dancer comes out. At CF the girl is announced and half the time she doesn't show. And the previous dancer is up there doing her desultory thing. She doesn't want to be up there any more. The patrons don't want to see her anymore. The announcer calls the dancer who should be up there again. And again. Total buzzkill. It's not like they are short-staffed and can't make sure the announced dancer is ready to dance or else line up another girl. Fantasies is like a government office in it's ratio of people whose primary job seems to be talking to other employees. Cadillac Lounge Thursday night seemed crowded based on the parking lot, but going inside revealed few patrons and tons of dancers, plus other staff. It must be their cars filling the parking lots. Four or five thin attractive dancers at CL (but this is out of 30, compared to out of 12 at CF day shift). Avoid Brooklyn like the plague. On my visit last month she blathered some bs story, got me into the LD area, then gave an LD that consisted of piledriving on my lap. It's a lapDANCE, not a lapPULVERIZE. Just observe how long a dancer spends in the LD area. If she's there for several songs with each customer chances are she is good. If you see her go up, come down after one or two songs and there is bad body language from the patron stay away. I stayed to watch Brooklyn with her next customer and that is exactly how it went. After one song the customer walked down the stairs looking unhappy.

Last month I was at CD and CL on Fri and Sat nights and they were packed (CF was, as mentioned, dead). People keep complaining about regulars and not being approached at CD, but both times there I had several dancers approach me. I was too uncertain of the layout, etc and the girls weren't my type exactly (I'm picky), but there were definitely decent looking women making contact. And if they don't approach you then approach them. Nothing to lose, right?

The experiences. CL = Erin, cute blonde, gives perfectly sensual lap dance. She makes perfect contact with light friction with either her butt or leg and keeps it going for song after song after song after song, all while those perky little breasts and nipples are right in your face. Honey = tallish (those heels and her thinness may make her look taller than she is), very pretty face, amazing nipples, sensual dances. Brooklyn = run, hide.

-Fantasies. Alezay = tall, best smile ever (it's the eyes), pity those nipples are pieced, very sensual dances. Anastasia = short, cute, again with the pierced nipples, sensual dances. Marly = seems like she would be fun based on stage show, but we didn't have a meeting of the minds so no LDs.

I also went to Mario's in Webster MA in the past month. Got there at shift change. Some very attractive day girls were leaving, night shift was unimpressive, I left after 15 minutes. I had gotten directions to Electric Blue in CT from google 'just in case'. Maybe those backroads I took weren't the most efficient way, but what a blast! Single lane, twists and dips and rises. Not for SUV-types, but if you like to drive then be sober and have fun. EB featured 2 very accommodating thin attractive lapdance girls whose names I don't remember.

Oh yeah, I went to the Foxy Lady, too. Either Friday or Saturday late afternoon. Totally unimpressed. Left after 20 minutes.

[iamioman]

Yesterday was club day.

Stopped by FL mid afternoon. Really good looking dancers (as usual lately) - stayed a half hour or so didn't even get a Hello,. Guess I need to wear a suit next time to get anyone's attention.

Then stopped by CF. Mixed bag but a 3-4 really pretty dancers, a few more that were decent. Met an incredibly pretty 20 year old (Anastasia) slight build mixed / asian girl. Very thin, not an ounce of fat on her, some piercings (facial and less visible) very pleasant to talk to, no cons, no BS, no hard sell. Sweet girl. Went for a couple of dances which had a good level of contact, fair amount of grinding, there's nothing like a 20 year old tight body. Wasn't looking for so didn't ask about extras. I thought those dances were the high point of my day until...

Visited CD in the evening. Some really pretty talent working, lots of new faces (to me). Took a while to get through the wall-of-regulars but finally met bianca a late 20's (dark haired voluptous (not fat, just not rail thin and she had large boobs, for some reason last night there seemed a lot more very tiny small breasted dancers working than usual. Maybe a half dozen?) dancer who kind of exudes sex appeal. I could tell she would give a good dance just by watching her talk to other customers. Went for 2 dances while there wasn't as much contact as a dream scenario would have, it was the regular dance stalls so I wasn't expecting anything. And I can't say I was disapointed. Worked up after 2 dances, but no complaints about the dances. Have to love a lap dance that focuses on the lap. Didn't ask about extras but was surprised she didn't at least ask if I wanted to do the champagne room. I would have gone in a heartbeat but figured if she wasn't going to mention it there wasn't any reason for me to. Saw her later and she asked if I wanted another dance and I was tempted but declined. Tried to hint about champagne rooms without just coming out and saying it but she either didn't understand (she didn't talk a lot so wonder how good her english is) or she wasn't interested. Either way though she gave a really good lapdance.

[Mtobogan]

Anyone know if Gracine still works there? I used to have her number but the phone got ran overdef missing her sexy ass.

[iamioman]

Stopped by CF last night (Fri) and met 'Shauna' (Shawna?) Very flaky girl, told contradictory stories about fun at the club - even directly contradicting herself at times within a few minutes. Gave the strong impression she was looking to meetup outside the club with guys she met at the club but then never followed up with any contact info. I didn't ask for contact info because after buying her 3 drinks and getting 2 of the most mediocre lackluster 'lap dances' i've ever had I didn't have any interest in finding out whether she was willing to meet outside the club or not. Kept trying to pitch the private rooms even though she had explained how nothing fun happens upstairs on Fridays because of which bouncers work on Friday. After the two (all but lifeless and uninspired) dances she tried to hit me up for a $20 tip "because I have to pay the house $20". I declined.

YMMV but I'll be avoiding her from here on out.

If anyone cares, she had dirty blond (long) hair, was medium build and not painful to look at but a bit thick in the hips / legs. I'd guess late 20's in age though possibly older.

[Geffe71]

But when her turn to take the stage came, she rocked the place! Def one of if not the best strip performances I have ever seen. Guys lined up 3 deep around the stage, tossing bills on the stage. She has a great personality to get the crowd into it. After, you can get a signed DVD or photo with her. Was well worth the trip for the performance and the story (and pic with me and topless Lisa Ann) that is making all my friends jealous!

She is there thru Sat night if you can make it I would highly recommend.

I was also there on Thursday and will second this. I missed the beginning of the set because I was in the CR. I think her and Teagan Presely (and possibly Jenna Haze, though I kept missing her) are the only ones that pack the house / get the guys 3 deep at the stage. I was there for Joanna Angel, Katsuni, and Bonnie Rotten, and they didn't get the crowd that Lisa and Teagan get. I think it is because they are not as popular / well known as Lisa and Teagan.

A side note. They now have you empty your pockets and wand you before you pay, they even had my friend lift up his shirt. Also, I wasn't there last night, but I heard there may have been a scuffle.

[Slate Gravel]

I'm not much of a strip club regular, but when I heard porn star Lisa Ann was going to be at the Caddy, I had to go. Thursday night she hosted a MILF contest. Contest was fine, Lisa Ann's hosting was good. But when her turn to take the stage came, she rocked the place! Def one of if not the best strip performances I have ever seen. Guys lined up 3 deep around the stage, tossing bills on the stage. She has a SMOKING hot body (for her or any age), and a great personality to get the crowd into it. After, you can get a signed DVD or photo with her. Was well worth the trip for the performance and the story (and pic with me and topless Lisa Ann) that is making all my friends jealous!

I think she is there thru Sat night if you can make it I would highly recommend.

SG

[TheGame05]

Ended up at two clubs on Friday.

CF talent not very good, but I did find a dancer offering a full level of service. PM if you want more details.

Desire had several very attractive dancers. Unfortunately, getting dances or rooms with them was impossible. They'd step off stage and someone would immediately grab them or they'd be called to Lust.

[Willy O]

I realzied after rereading that this might be a bit harsh. Ginger was a pretty girl with a nice personality and engaging smile, and I enjoyed spending time with her. It's just the dance that was uninspired and disappointing. Maybe we just didn't 'click'. She might be more engaged with other customers, so I'll take back my *avoid* recommendation and just say YMMV.

Thanks, good honest input and your first assessment may very well be on line. There is definitely a YMMV factor with every dance, but what you get seems to be the norm for most.

[iamioman]

...I wouldn't recommend private dances with Ginger at Foxy. ....

I realzied after rereading that this might be a bit harsh. Ginger was a pretty girl with a nice personality and engaging smile, and I enjoyed spending time with her. It's just the dance that was uninspired and disappointing. Maybe we just didn't 'click'. She might be more engaged with other customers, so I'll take back my *avoid* recommendation and just say YMMV.

[iamioman]

I asked about Friday days because I will be in the area Friday afternoon and was wondering if there any new, good, talent can be found.

A little late I know, and I can't vouch for how great the dances are, but lately I've found Foxy's Friday day shift to be pretty solid. Cadillac and Desire always have some attractive dancers, but Foxy's day shift might be even better.

(One bit of intel for you: I wouldn't recommend private dances with Ginger at Foxy. Pretty girl, very pretty eyes and smile and pleasant to to talk to but her private 'dance' consisted pretty much of her sitting on my lap (cowgirl style) doing a minimal amount grinding and some ear nibbling and not much else except spending the bulk of the time trying to convince me to take her to one of the downstairs private / champagne rooms. If her dance had been any good she probably could have convinced me but I wasn't even tempted because she didn't give any reason to think things would be any different or more enthusiastic or more hands on downstairs. Even though it can be pricey, a private lapdance can be enjoyable even if there are no extras, but there is no way I am going to shell out champagne room money to continue a mediocre lapdance).

[TheGame05]

I asked about Friday days because I will be in the area Friday afternoon and was wondering if there any new, good, talent can be found.

[TheGame05]

Has anyone done dayshift on Friday or Saturday at any of the Providence clubs in the last few weeks? Any recommendations on clubs / dancers?

[XBinkx]

The additional bad news here is that this reminds the rest of the dancers that they're next if they get caught. Things were starting to loosen up a bit here, but this won't help.

Damn, I miss the old PVD scene. Still a great town for fully nude 2 way contact like Montreal. Puts a lot of American cities to shame for quality LDs. Just lost that enticing, illicit vibe damn you Paige.

[Boston P A]

Well Rafaella has already been fired. That didn't take long. I think it was a classic case of you can take the girl out of Cheaters but you can't take "Cheaters" out of the girl.

The additional bad news here is that this reminds the rest of the dancers that they're next if they get caught. Things were starting to loosen up a bit here, but this won't help.