Massage Parlor Reports

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

My Esteemed Gentlemen.

Here are a few reviews to peruse. I have at least 5 more reviews to post of recent visits. They include two ball draining threesomes at two well know establishments. I will post them by the close of business on 4-21-2014. Jessica is new meat at Luxsa. I have reviewed her before. I also did a threesome with her (No, Natasha sweetie, it was not while Jessica was at Luxsa. LOL). I saw her at Harbor Beach and when she was at Essence Spa, LLC. She is a hot little fucking auburn haired spinner. She is a real sweet and affectionate gal. I will review her again next time. Paula is new meat at MBS. Lauren, Alex and Lindsey are new meat at I-8. Jasmine, and Celeste are fresh new meat at Essence Spa, LLC.

Enjoy, my licentious and lecherous brothers.

Deziah at Essence Spa, LLC. 5' tall (on a good day), 105 lbs, br, br, lots of tats all over her arms, just like Selena at Luxsa. Body: 9/10: Great personality. She has some gold in her teeth: A real fucking turnoff. But, WTF, I'm not going to marry this chick. I am just trying to deposit my load in her mouth. She is still very good looking and has that "fuck me" look all over her pretty face. Gentlemen, I saw Deziah at Harbor Beach Apts and at Essence Spa, LLC. To the best of my knowledge and belief, this insatiable and totally fuckable little spinner has never been reviewed. I scheduled an hour with Deziah and I can tell you gentlemen that I got my money's worth. She comes in wearing the typical lingerie nighty. Deziah starts off with a sexy Hello, and a warm hug and a kiss. I lay on the table and she starts doing a sensual back rub. Her soft delicate fingers work their licentious way down my back and over my ass. I spread my legs to allow her better access and she follows my suggestion masterfully. She moves her hands down between my ass cheeks and gently caresses my sac and cock. My goodness! This gal was hot. She began to talk dirty as she began a slow and ball draining rub of her tits and upper body all over my back and ass. The teasing and her sultry sexual "essence" was incalculable. Truly, Deziah loves what she does and it shows. We get naked and she gets on the table and slides her hot little body all over me while talking very dirty. We kiss gently all over and I begin to suck on her tits while she jerks my pulsating cock. Things get hot and I spin her around so I can see her wonderful and nicely shaved pussy. She is on all fours spreading open her ass and vag while I furiously jerk my cock. She slides back and lets me slide my turgid cock in between her as cheeks and pussy lips. We execute a licentious "simul-fuck", which nearly brings The Jag to orgasm. Deziah, then, starts sucking on her own titties and turns back to look at me. FUCK! This woman is hot and talks dirty to me as she sticks her tongue out and licks her lips while we simul-fuck, K9: My searing "pre-e-Jag-you-late" concupiscently coating her puckered little asshole and vag lips. I have to have this hot little spinner! We then, change up and she gets on the table while I am standing up facing her. Deziah then opens her gorgeous fucking legs and exposes her tight little vag for The Jag. Gentlemen, at this point I must ask you to PM me to find out how this soon to be fuck fest ends. Any more details and my cover will be blown. Total coin: 280. Will rinse and repeat. http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...image=10244621.

Heidi, at IHOP. 5'11,160 lbs, bleached (I think) blonde hair and brown eyes (at least they looked brown to me). Larger boned gal. Body: 6/10. I went in to see this gal based upon LD17's review from two weeks ago. I agree with most of Dog's review. So, I walk in to IHOP and she greets me with a warm and comforting handshake (no, not that kind, yet) with excellent eye contact (she earned major Jag bonus points for that! We seemed to get along pretty well from the initial introduction. I am 5-10 and Heidi has to be 5-11 at least: A very, VERY tall gal! But, Heidi is friendly, warm, genuine and conversant. Her skin is very smooth, warm and sensual to the touch. She leads me into one of the rooms and tells me to make myself comfortable while she leaves for a minute. Heidi comes back in and starts on my back, neck, arms, etc. After that Heidi asks me what areas are in need of attention and I tell her accordingly. Then she begins her work on my legs. I spread my legs so she can get better access and she follows along nicely. Her hands are so soft and sensual that I got hard immediately. My throbbing hard cock is stuffed between my "eggs" and thighs as Heidi begins a sensual and erotic massaging of my hamstrings and inner thighs while we engage in a nice conversation. Her soft tender fingers began their libidinous descent into my cock and nut sac. As her fingers gently massaged my sac and shaft, I began to feel that familiar "tightening" of my sac. Heidi continued our light and fluid conversation as she "inadvertently" "kneaded" my areas of "need". Gently and oh, so very sensually, Heidi moves her feminine finger tips all over my ass, ass crack, "taint" and sac. Back and forth, back and forth, her warm, soft hands gently glide over my totally engorged cock. My cock veins were straining against her tender finger tips. She was giving me a real massage, but, her warm fingers were all over my sensitive areas. It was fucking hot and intense. I could feel the heat from her soft fingers coursing through the muscles of my prick. Soon, I realized that I could not take it any longer. For the first time in my hobbying career, I experienced a "pre-mature, e-JAG-ulation". (Yes, gentlemen, that would be synonymous with a pre-mature ejaculation). I blew my Jag load all over Heidi's sheets. Heidi continued like a real pro and never stopped her sensual hand technique. She finished the massage of my calves and ankle, feet, etc. I flipped over and cleaned myself off. Then, she finished the massage of my front side. I did not try for a second ejaculation, although I assume she would have "assisted". I did not inquire as to what other options were available. However Heidi was very engaging and had a great "persona". So, there may be options available. IHOP has not yet posted her photos, so I was only able to post the link. The gals in the link are NOT Heidi. Total coin: 85 including tip. Will repeat. http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...lients/7533389.

Paula at MBS. Hot little spinner Puerto Rican gal. 5-5, 115, br, br. Body:7/10. Gentlemen, this gal is fresh new meat at MBS. Paula is very friendly, seemingly intelligent, warm and engaging. Her fucking smile should be on toothpaste commercial. Truly, when Paula smiles at you, you forget all your problems and focus on going balls deep into her tight little Puerto Rican vag. Gentlemen, as you know, The Jag has a way with women. Not to be "gasconading" (a shout out to brother "Greens" for that word), but Paula and I had an instant attraction to each other. The usual shit I hear from providers: "oh Jag, I never do this with ANY of my clients, only you", serenaded the hallways of MBS as this lovely and very talented Latina succumbed to The Jag's superior and nonpareil hobbying skills. Paula hands are warm and soft like a co-ed's should be. Her pussy and ass were properly maintained; hygienically speaking. Her oral and tactile skills were very good. Paula's soft and sexy co-ed body felt good against mine and her tits, though on the smaller side came to good use during the "Russian" component of our session. There are more details here that I left out. So, you know what to do. However, I will say this: Paula finished me off with ball draining BBBL and BBCLWCIMWOS. I blew the first my load of "particulate DNA material" so far and so hard that it skidded off of her lovely left cheek and splashed against the door. You know, like in the movies. Total coin: 200. Will rinse and repeat. http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...image=10288374.

Lauren at I-8. 5-4. 130 lbs, with "Jag, please marry me" green eyes, dark brown / black hair. Body: 8/10. Lauren has the perfect amount of thickness all over her body. And her ass?? My dear God! Lauren's succulent ass is among the best that I have ever seen in the biz. Lauren's round, thick and jizz begging ass belongs in Jag's "Pantheon" of all time provider asses. I swear, I wish I could take photos of all of the best asses I have fucked and post them here. But, then, of course my cover would be blown. Besides, I don't think rub gals want guys to take photos of them anyway. And Gentlemen, all I can tell you is that when I saw this stunningly beautiful and exotic looking young woman, I almost asked her to marry me. Seriously, The Jag has been hobbying for over 12 years and I can count on one hand the number of women that have had the effect on me that Lauren had. The Jag was mesmerized, entranced and "invigorated" (you knew that was coming) by the mere sight of this young co-ed type woman. Our session was off the charts hot and erotic. Lauren was a real woman in every conceivable way and did everything she could to make The Jag a happy man. Her nude BTB was the stuff "dreams" are made of: Intense, highly erotic, sexually ball draining, foreplay, MM, and lots of extras that left The Jag and Lauren exhausted. As you all know, I-8 management has asked me, and I have agreed to comply, to not post detailed reviews of her beautiful young co-eds. So, gentlemen, you know what to do if you desire (or, is it, "Deziah") more data on the insatiable, indefatigable and delectable.

Lauren. This photo is NOT Lauren, however, she looks similar to Lauren. Gentlemen, I promise you, that you will NOT be disappointed with Lauren. But, you know the Jag Rules on proper hobbying. So, if you follow the rules, you should be successful with Lauren. Total coin: 300. Will rinse and repeat. http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...en-24/10247877.

Cheyenne at MBS: 5-4, 125, br, br. Body: 8-10. Gentlemen, you all know that I have known Dakota, Cheyenne, Oklahoma, Wyoming and the many other iterations of this insatiable fuck doll for well over three years. We are pretty close and have enjoyed dozens of ball draining and vag squirting sessions together over the orgasmic years. So, I saw her again recently and all I can say is that Cheyenne gets better with age. Like a fine wine. Let me be clear and unequivocal: You DON'T fuck Cheyenne, Cheyenne FUCKS YOU! Am I clear? Crystal! Thought so. I know of no one who enjoys sex as much as Cheyenne. If any of you have had the exquisite pleasure of going balls deep into a real woman, then you know what The Jag is talking about. Cheyenne does not have an off switch. Those of you who make an appointment with her better be well rested or she will wear you out. Cheyenne never disappoints and is always ready to ingest your hot load. Or, you can shoot your hot jizz all over her sexually depraved and lubricious body. She loves warm semen on her body. Cheyenne is a YMMV type of gal to some degree. But if she likes you, everything is on the menu (or should I say on the massage table? If you are really nice to her and she trusts you, she will even let you give her a body rub. Just make sure that while she is on her stomach, you give her some good DATY from behind. If you do and she really is into you, she may let you go balls deep. Yes, we finished with some serious MM with Cheyenne orgasming and squirting her vag juice all over my ejaculating cock. I think Cheyenne should change her name to: "Puddles" due to her copious amounts of vag jizz. LOL. Total coin: 250. Will rinse and repeat. http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...image=10288371.

Sophia: Independent gal. 5-6/145,br, br. MILF body. 6/10. Exotic and erotic looking: intensely sexual, too. Gentlemen, Sophia is a truly sweet and very sexy MILF that I took a chance on. I was not disappointed. Sophia works out of a hotel that another gal, that I have fucked, works out of. No, they do not know each other. Sophia is very sexy, erotic, debased, insatiable and affectionate; she has a true appreciation of the male anatomy and is a real man pleaser. She did not rush our session and we even went well over the time that I paid for. She did not even ask me for more money (Similar to Rosea, whereby we would spend two hours with each other and she never ask for anything extra). This gal will truly take everything you have to offer and more. Her menu is wide open. She is also a real pleasure to talk to and is a sincere woman. I fucked her every way I possibly could and she kept taking everything I had to give her. BBBJCIMWOS, FS, DFK, MM, DATY, K9, GFE and she talks as dirty as you want her to. Total coin: 200. Will rinse and repeat. P.S. Those red marks on her left shin were gone when I saw her. I asked her about it and she said she nicked herself while shaving her legs. Hence, the healing wounds. LOL. Trust The Jag. I was wondering the same thing when I first saw the photo. http://escortprofile.xxx/863-288-7067/ http://orlando.backpage.com/WomenSee...&image=9605681.

JaguarXF.

[Laymedown1]

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...al-24/10247594

Recently visited this body rub American &Latina body rub location on Paramore of War Colonial Downtown. The experience was horrible with a nice greeeting, but roaches in the shower and bathroom. Beautiful girls like Invigor8 of old. The downfall was when on the table and the HE only off began at 100 roses. WTF. I told her more is out there elsewhere with a cleaner and better location. They are seriously delirious if 100 is a tug then FL is out of the question. Should have known with the banana color house, cannot spell Amelia and roach infested. Not repeatable.

Happy hunting and be safe.

Lay.

[Laymedown1]

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...al-24/10247594

Recently visited this body rub American &Latina body rub location on Paramore of War Colonial Downtown. The experience was horrible with a nice greeeting, but roaches in the shower and bathroom. Beautiful girls like Invigor8 of old. The downfall was when on the table and the HE only off began at 100 roses. WTF. I told her more is out there elsewhere with a cleaner and better location. They are seriously delirious if 100 is a tug then FL is out of the question. Should have known with the banana color house, cannot spell Amelia and roach infested. Not repeatable.

Happy hunting and be safe.

Lay.

[Tyler123]

Went to eastern massage paid 80 got Kiera Chinese lady decent massage and typical HE 50 dollar tip.

[Bentley1]

I went to AGG in k-Town or should I say Kissimmee for some of you that don't know LOL! Either way walked in was close and needed a rub and didn't want to drive to airport semoran or jypway area was short on time so went in to the AMP and was greeted by an older AMP lady I then asked who was doing the rub she said her I said um ok no.

Prob. But thanks anyway. She then leaves but tells me to hold on then comes in a much better and younger AMP girl with nice ass and big TITS her name is sasha or chashca something like that and here you go! I walked in got settled in the room she was very nice. Gave me a rub it was good then here comes the BAD! She keeps on asking me my age how old am I? I ask why I'm 34 she says no way you look much younger I say thank my parents and my lifestyle LOL she had no idea what I meant obviously LOL. She then says you ok everything good I say yes but no and put my hand over my hard on she says oh and laughs then she begins to ask again how old you again and I said I told you already why you ask so many times she gives me no answer I tell her again I'm not ready. When she says you good ok I said no and point to my region in bluebell stage she then says no we don't to dot that here just massage I then get dressed tell her never mind and gave her a $15 tip for the rub and leave before I leave she says I'm sorry holds my hand gives me a hug then says next time really LOL Fuck that shit american and hispanic providers from now on for sure. The bust at.

Jasmine massage in kissimmee must have made some AMPs in osceola more weary of doing things if you look young like me LOL. Back to luxsa and.

Essence for this guy! LOL.

[Member #5878]

In my humble opinion I expect every AMP to lie to me every time I call and ask for provider and I am shocked and pleasantly surprised if the right girl shows up or is even still working there. As they in the movies or is it music, "it's all about the Benjamins!" You did the right thing if you really wanted to see your girl. Just don't be shocked if it happens again and again. I once called the wrong AMP, and asked for a girl, they said she was there (even though she worked somewhere else). That is how the sushi rolls. As we say sometimes here, you get to vote with your dollars, so spend them where and when you want. It may the only thing you get to control. If it doesn't matter or if you have Jag's unlimited resources, then substitute with whomever you want. YMMV. Have fun, stay safe -- Dog.

Thanks for the info. It was at a place I've seen a few good reviews on around here and another place. I had some success with that specific provider and we had a good time. I was hoping for a larger menu upon my return.

[Xinyl]

In my humble opinion I expect every AMP to lie to me every time I call and ask for provider and I am shocked and pleasantly surprised if the right girl shows up or is even still working there. As they in the movies or is it music, "it's all about the Benjamins!" You did the right thing if you really wanted to see your girl. Just don't be shocked if it happens again and again. I once called the wrong AMP, and asked for a girl, they said she was there (even though she worked somewhere else). That is how the sushi rolls. As we say sometimes here, you get to vote with your dollars, so spend them where and when you want. It may the only thing you get to control. If it doesn't matter or if you have Jag's unlimited resources, then substitute with whomever you want. YMMV. Have fun, stay safe -- Dog.

This is perfectly said. The last place I expect to receive any kind of honesty is at an AMP. Very true about the only thing you can control is how to spend your dollars. AMPs can be so tricky and so YMMV that the instance I sense something other than exactly what I want I would bail granted you haven't started yet. You may have went with another girl and had a great time, or a shitty time no way to know. Reliability is hard to come by at these places.

[LawDog17]

I have a question of etiquette. I called to schedule an appointment at AGG with the girl I saw last time. They say she was there and when I would be in. I shows up, walked in and asked for the girl. Front desk ask she was on vacation. I said I called and had an appointment and was told she was there. I was given a blank stare. I just said "Well okay then have a goodnight." And left.

My question is, what do you guys do in that situation? I'm thinking my actions looked suspicious.

In my humble opinion I expect every AMP to lie to me every time I call and ask for provider and I am shocked and pleasantly surprised if the right girl shows up or is even still working there. As they in the movies or is it music, "it's all about the Benjamins!" You did the right thing if you really wanted to see your girl. Just don't be shocked if it happens again and again. I once called the wrong AMP, and asked for a girl, they said she was there (even though she worked somewhere else). That is how the sushi rolls. As we say sometimes here, you get to vote with your dollars, so spend them where and when you want. It may the only thing you get to control. If it doesn't matter or if you have Jag's unlimited resources, then substitute with whomever you want. YMMV. Have fun, stay safe -- Dog.

[PFish1]

On the way to TOFTT. We've been emailing since last week. The other link that I sent the pics are not her. The one she sent doesn't look bad. Will report back later.

Met with Sophia last Friday afternoon. Very nice, great conversation, mid 40's. She only works 2 days a week and it varies. Had an in-call in Altamonte. Was very easy to find.

Everything covered. Not GFE, but gives it her all. Nice DD's. A little extra cushion. No grass on the field.

Good time. Will repeat.

[FlRico]

Well my brothers. I went to check out the Essence Spa, LLC. I called and made an appointment. I asked who was working? The girl on the phone said Mackenzie and Sofia. I set up an appointment with Mackenzie since brother Jax had revied her a wile back. Upon arrival I got greeted at the door and escorted to the room. Once I got comfortable Sofia came in and started the massage. The massage was ok with a little roaming. Then the flip. Usual HE. Will repeat with another girls. Maybe Deziah..

[ColombianCoco]

Stopped in last night at Crystal Spa on OBT by sandlake, been a while since I have been here.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...4-7979/9293698

Meigh greeted me (early 40's, nice set of natural be's and a pretty smile) and asked what I would like. Took the HH for $.6 including a TS. Got to room paid admission and off she went to get TS ready while I undressed. Gave a thorough wash to all the important parts. She toweled me off and went to room to get comfortable. Started massage face down, allowed some UTC roaming. After 15 min I was ready for the flip, had me turn over and was at full mast. Between her soft hands and roaming her sweet / soft curves she had me relieved of my stress in no time. Cleaned me up and finished massaging the front. Left usual $.4 tip. As always YMMV.

Will definitely repeat!

Be safe out there my brothers!

[Mr Innocent]

I also saw Monica at Sunshine next to Congo River. She is a very hot Asian spinner for sure. Table shower was very thorough I must say. In the room the massage was OK, and roaming was allowed, in fact, it was requested!! On flip she offered all the menu options, and actually made me nervous by being so up front with what was " on the table". CBJ was all I wanted, and it was only fair. Would not repeat, even though she is very hot.

I had the same visit. They only take 1 hour and then rush you out. Will not return. I actually needed a good back rub this time.

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[Just Cruzin]

Looking forward to the Heidi review. She was booked solid last Saturday, so I am speculating a lot of behind the scenes info has been flowing.

JC.

I have been out pounding college co-ed type provider pussy for the past two weeks. Some gals are new and some are my ATF's. I also will post a review on Heidi at IHOP. I went there based on brother LD17's review from 2 weeks ago.

The Jag will be posting a large review either today or tomorrow of some very hot, sexy and depraved providers, so, stay tuned gentlemen.

Also, I have had two more threesomes with one Latina and three American gals that was cock straining and ball draining. Just like a fucking porn movie. The aforementioned gals work at two well known establishments.

My apologies to my brothers who have wondered where the fuck I was. LOL.

JaguarXF.

[Project9]

I recently visited Sunshine (US-192 next to Congo River Golf) and got Monica. She is a short, Asian spinner with minor enhancements. Pretty to look at.

I paid for 1 hour and took the TS first. After the TS, fun almost ended.

The Bad:

Mediocre massage.

30 minutes out the door after paying for 60.

Rush-rush-rush.

The Good:

Left relaxed.

Sunshine is a good place, but as always, with the provider. YMMV.

Be safe.

I had the same visit. They only take 1 hour and then rush you out. Will not return. I actually needed a good back rub this time.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

We could rename you Blueballs! Someone once said, "To make a mistake is human, but to repeatedly make the mistake and expect a different outcome is crazy." I appreciate your tenacity but for the sake of your balls find another provider.

Great respondent post, LD17!

The Jag has had a long and storied relationship with JJ as well as a "quasi" professional relationship with the gal (Alicia) that JJ rents her room from. PM me if you need some additional info.

JJ gets upset when we post shit publically about her. Let the record reflect that little JJ is not as naïve as she posits herself to be. But nevertheless, JJ is a true sweetheart, is sensual, gives a great massage and is a real pleasure to be with, professionally speaking of course (sic).

JaguarXF.