Massage Parlor Reports

[Bentley1]

I went to AGG in k-Town or should I say Kissimmee for some of you that don't know LOL! Either way walked in was close and needed a rub and didn't want to drive to airport semoran or jypway area was short on time so went in to the AMP and was greeted by an older AMP lady I then asked who was doing the rub she said her I said um ok no.

Prob. But thanks anyway. She then leaves but tells me to hold on then comes in a much better and younger AMP girl with nice ass and big TITS her name is sasha or chashca something like that and here you go! I walked in got settled in the room she was very nice. Gave me a rub it was good then here comes the BAD! She keeps on asking me my age how old am I? I ask why I'm 34 she says no way you look much younger I say thank my parents and my lifestyle LOL she had no idea what I meant obviously LOL. She then says you ok everything good I say yes but no and put my hand over my hard on she says oh and laughs then she begins to ask again how old you again and I said I told you already why you ask so many times she gives me no answer I tell her again I'm not ready. When she says you good ok I said no and point to my region in bluebell stage she then says no we don't to dot that here just massage I then get dressed tell her never mind and gave her a $15 tip for the rub and leave before I leave she says I'm sorry holds my hand gives me a hug then says next time really LOL Fuck that shit american and hispanic providers from now on for sure. The bust at.

Jasmine massage in kissimmee must have made some AMPs in osceola more weary of doing things if you look young like me LOL. Back to luxsa and.

Essence for this guy! LOL.

[Member #5878]

In my humble opinion I expect every AMP to lie to me every time I call and ask for provider and I am shocked and pleasantly surprised if the right girl shows up or is even still working there. As they in the movies or is it music, "it's all about the Benjamins!" You did the right thing if you really wanted to see your girl. Just don't be shocked if it happens again and again. I once called the wrong AMP, and asked for a girl, they said she was there (even though she worked somewhere else). That is how the sushi rolls. As we say sometimes here, you get to vote with your dollars, so spend them where and when you want. It may the only thing you get to control. If it doesn't matter or if you have Jag's unlimited resources, then substitute with whomever you want. YMMV. Have fun, stay safe -- Dog.

Thanks for the info. It was at a place I've seen a few good reviews on around here and another place. I had some success with that specific provider and we had a good time. I was hoping for a larger menu upon my return.

[Xinyl]

In my humble opinion I expect every AMP to lie to me every time I call and ask for provider and I am shocked and pleasantly surprised if the right girl shows up or is even still working there. As they in the movies or is it music, "it's all about the Benjamins!" You did the right thing if you really wanted to see your girl. Just don't be shocked if it happens again and again. I once called the wrong AMP, and asked for a girl, they said she was there (even though she worked somewhere else). That is how the sushi rolls. As we say sometimes here, you get to vote with your dollars, so spend them where and when you want. It may the only thing you get to control. If it doesn't matter or if you have Jag's unlimited resources, then substitute with whomever you want. YMMV. Have fun, stay safe -- Dog.

This is perfectly said. The last place I expect to receive any kind of honesty is at an AMP. Very true about the only thing you can control is how to spend your dollars. AMPs can be so tricky and so YMMV that the instance I sense something other than exactly what I want I would bail granted you haven't started yet. You may have went with another girl and had a great time, or a shitty time no way to know. Reliability is hard to come by at these places.

[LawDog17]

I have a question of etiquette. I called to schedule an appointment at AGG with the girl I saw last time. They say she was there and when I would be in. I shows up, walked in and asked for the girl. Front desk ask she was on vacation. I said I called and had an appointment and was told she was there. I was given a blank stare. I just said "Well okay then have a goodnight." And left.

My question is, what do you guys do in that situation? I'm thinking my actions looked suspicious.

In my humble opinion I expect every AMP to lie to me every time I call and ask for provider and I am shocked and pleasantly surprised if the right girl shows up or is even still working there. As they in the movies or is it music, "it's all about the Benjamins!" You did the right thing if you really wanted to see your girl. Just don't be shocked if it happens again and again. I once called the wrong AMP, and asked for a girl, they said she was there (even though she worked somewhere else). That is how the sushi rolls. As we say sometimes here, you get to vote with your dollars, so spend them where and when you want. It may the only thing you get to control. If it doesn't matter or if you have Jag's unlimited resources, then substitute with whomever you want. YMMV. Have fun, stay safe -- Dog.

[PFish1]

On the way to TOFTT. We've been emailing since last week. The other link that I sent the pics are not her. The one she sent doesn't look bad. Will report back later.

Met with Sophia last Friday afternoon. Very nice, great conversation, mid 40's. She only works 2 days a week and it varies. Had an in-call in Altamonte. Was very easy to find.

Everything covered. Not GFE, but gives it her all. Nice DD's. A little extra cushion. No grass on the field.

Good time. Will repeat.

[FlRico]

Well my brothers. I went to check out the Essence Spa, LLC. I called and made an appointment. I asked who was working? The girl on the phone said Mackenzie and Sofia. I set up an appointment with Mackenzie since brother Jax had revied her a wile back. Upon arrival I got greeted at the door and escorted to the room. Once I got comfortable Sofia came in and started the massage. The massage was ok with a little roaming. Then the flip. Usual HE. Will repeat with another girls. Maybe Deziah..

[ColombianCoco]

Stopped in last night at Crystal Spa on OBT by sandlake, been a while since I have been here.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...4-7979/9293698

Meigh greeted me (early 40's, nice set of natural be's and a pretty smile) and asked what I would like. Took the HH for $.6 including a TS. Got to room paid admission and off she went to get TS ready while I undressed. Gave a thorough wash to all the important parts. She toweled me off and went to room to get comfortable. Started massage face down, allowed some UTC roaming. After 15 min I was ready for the flip, had me turn over and was at full mast. Between her soft hands and roaming her sweet / soft curves she had me relieved of my stress in no time. Cleaned me up and finished massaging the front. Left usual $.4 tip. As always YMMV.

Will definitely repeat!

Be safe out there my brothers!

[Mr Innocent]

I also saw Monica at Sunshine next to Congo River. She is a very hot Asian spinner for sure. Table shower was very thorough I must say. In the room the massage was OK, and roaming was allowed, in fact, it was requested!! On flip she offered all the menu options, and actually made me nervous by being so up front with what was " on the table". CBJ was all I wanted, and it was only fair. Would not repeat, even though she is very hot.

I had the same visit. They only take 1 hour and then rush you out. Will not return. I actually needed a good back rub this time.

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[Just Cruzin]

Looking forward to the Heidi review. She was booked solid last Saturday, so I am speculating a lot of behind the scenes info has been flowing.

JC.

I have been out pounding college co-ed type provider pussy for the past two weeks. Some gals are new and some are my ATF's. I also will post a review on Heidi at IHOP. I went there based on brother LD17's review from 2 weeks ago.

The Jag will be posting a large review either today or tomorrow of some very hot, sexy and depraved providers, so, stay tuned gentlemen.

Also, I have had two more threesomes with one Latina and three American gals that was cock straining and ball draining. Just like a fucking porn movie. The aforementioned gals work at two well known establishments.

My apologies to my brothers who have wondered where the fuck I was. LOL.

JaguarXF.

[Project9]

I recently visited Sunshine (US-192 next to Congo River Golf) and got Monica. She is a short, Asian spinner with minor enhancements. Pretty to look at.

I paid for 1 hour and took the TS first. After the TS, fun almost ended.

The Bad:

Mediocre massage.

30 minutes out the door after paying for 60.

Rush-rush-rush.

The Good:

Left relaxed.

Sunshine is a good place, but as always, with the provider. YMMV.

Be safe.

I had the same visit. They only take 1 hour and then rush you out. Will not return. I actually needed a good back rub this time.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

We could rename you Blueballs! Someone once said, "To make a mistake is human, but to repeatedly make the mistake and expect a different outcome is crazy." I appreciate your tenacity but for the sake of your balls find another provider.

Great respondent post, LD17!

The Jag has had a long and storied relationship with JJ as well as a "quasi" professional relationship with the gal (Alicia) that JJ rents her room from. PM me if you need some additional info.

JJ gets upset when we post shit publically about her. Let the record reflect that little JJ is not as naïve as she posits herself to be. But nevertheless, JJ is a true sweetheart, is sensual, gives a great massage and is a real pleasure to be with, professionally speaking of course (sic).

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

I have seen Nikki before she has an interesting place / office by the Florida mall a little difficult to find the suite. .80 for massage which wasn't bad at all took direction on depth and hardness ...did get he..roaming over the clothes. Very cute Latin girl. She seemed a little shy about it but not sure if there is any more menu. Might return if in the area.

She came to my hotel after I had seen her a few times in that banquet hall strip mall near the Florida Mall. PM me if you need more data. I will be happy to answer any questions you may have.

I posted a review on her four or five months ago. She is worth the coin, trust me on that. Her photo is fucking hot and got my meat stick hard when I first saw it. Her face says "fuck me" all over it! LOL. She is pretty in person as well. She is very intelligent and friendly. Will talk dirty as well. I have not seen her in a long time so I do not know whether she still offers other menu options.

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

That is not Nikki's picture. Plus, our Nikki has a pretty smile.

C3.

Notwithstanding brother C3's "smile" comment, LOL, Nikki is very sexy, friendly and offers many extras. She is definitely a YMMV gal. I have reviewed her before. It may have been four or five months ago, though.

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Has anyone had any experiences with these girls?

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...on-25/10092558

My venerable brother, The Jag has reviewed McKenzie before. Her sumptuous ass is in a class all by itself! Trust The Jag on that. You can go back and check out my review of her, or, you can PM me for additional data.

Celeste is a new gal at Essence, and I will be posting a review on her very soon!

JaguarXF.

[Member #5878]

I have a question of etiquette. I called to schedule an appointment at AGG with the girl I saw last time. They say she was there and when I would be in. I shows up, walked in and asked for the girl. Front desk ask she was on vacation. I said I called and had an appointment and was told she was there. I was given a blank stare. I just said "Well okay then have a goodnight." And left.

My question is, what do you guys do in that situation? I'm thinking my actions looked suspicious.