Massage Parlor Reports

**JoeD999** · 04-18-14 13:43

Originally Posted by Duder08 [View Original Post]

Any info on this one.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...py-30/21212102

I tried to get in touch with this one but there was no answer. Her phone rings but the voice mail is full. I also tried text but no response. Maybe she is really busy. Anyone else have luck? There are no reviews.

**Toosweet1975** · 04-18-14 11:54

Originally Posted by Sleeker [View Original Post]

Never got shut out there in years of visiting. Only thing I can say to explain this is maybe new ownership? They are very much on the DL with no sign for noisy neighbors and modest advertising. Would not think they are high or even on Uncle LEO's list.

That was the whole reason why I tried this place. Maria is gorgeous. Beautiful body. I just knew it was going to be fun from the look of things. But, when she insisted for my towel to stay on. Never not once touch me lower then my lower back or higher then my lower thigh. I just forgot about extras and took a nap. Too bad. First time being shut out completely like that in a very long time.

**DMichaels69** · 04-18-14 08:28

I have not seen a good review on her so I'm passing on this one.

Originally Posted by ChezBone [View Original Post]

She is all about the extras. No massage, just wants to know what you want CBJ or FS (naturally for an extra fee). She is not bad looking but the service felt mechanical. If you go, let us know how your experience was.

**ChezBone** · 04-18-14 08:01

Originally Posted by Rstrong312 [View Original Post]

Has any one had any experience wit Edith from Hickory Hills the European massage therapist, searched and haven't seen any reviews on her.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...apist/21175605

She is all about the extras. No massage, just wants to know what you want CBJ or FS (naturally for an extra fee). She is not bad looking but the service felt mechanical. If you go, let us know how your experience was.

**Sleeker** · 04-17-14 21:32

Originally Posted by Toosweet1975 [View Original Post]

I went there today. I have been looking for a good euro massage, with more. I drew Maria. Very pretty. Pretty good massage. But, not even a slight inch of anything more.

If anyone know any good Euro's massage and more. Please PM me... Thank you in advance.

Never got shut out there in years of visiting. Only thing I can say to explain this is maybe new ownership? They are very much on the DL with no sign for noisy neighbors and modest advertising. Would not think they are high or even on Uncle LEO's list.

**HenrySmall** · 04-17-14 19:24

Should have known better on this one. Should have listened to IdiotBoy...

Anyway, here's the PSA:

Went to location near Chicago and Halsted, got to chose from 2 latinas. Both were on par with each other, so I chose more or less at random. Massage (lackadaisical light touching really) starts, asked to flip after 5 min tops. Full menu offered. At this point I was already into them for the house fee but I almost split without additional services which I should have known would be poor. So I chose a plain HE and was quoted .8 ! My counter of .5 was immediately accepted but I should have offered the standard .4.. Anyway, she grabs the lotion and just goes to town... Felt like she was trying to start a fire. Absolutely awful, no technique, not into it, etc. I had to provide a lot of assistance in order to get to the end. She massaged me a little more after a poor effort at cleanup. I was out the door in no more than 40 min.

Anyway, I obviously won't repeat. I only went since I had another provider cancel on me. I would suggest leaving this spot alone.

Hank.

**Dazhiba** · 04-17-14 15:40

Damn she is beautiful! A must see on my next trip to the Windy City.

Originally Posted by NorthsideTod2 [View Original Post]

Below are some new pics of Marie. Seems she is out of the skin business but increased her door rate from 60 to 80.

Pics are very real.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...-4143/12729300

**Toosweet1975** · 04-17-14 14:29

Originally Posted by Jakobh [View Original Post]

I went to CTM twice and both times were big fails. First was with Maria, who didn't offer anything at the end. The second time with Ivana. I was a little more, eh, forthright about how I would like things to end and it was still a fail. Is there anyone in particular there that someone recommends? I've had to head out to the northern burbs to get my euro fix and its kind of a pain, would like to find a reliable place in the city.

I went there today. I have been looking for a good euro massage, with more. I drew Maria. Very pretty. Pretty good massage. But, not even a slight inch of anything more.

If anyone know any good Euro's massage and more. Please PM me... Thank you in advance.

**Member #5030** · 04-17-14 09:16

Has any one had any experience wit Edith from Hickory Hills the European massage therapist, searched and haven't seen any reviews on her.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...apist/21175605

**NorthsideTod2** · 04-16-14 07:46

Below are some new pics of Marie. Seems she is out of the skin business but increased her door rate from 60 to 80.

Pics are very real.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...-4143/12729300

**Sleeker** · 04-15-14 22:28

Originally Posted by Alterxxx [View Original Post]

Can someone please tell me where CTM is? Haven't found on BP or craigslist.

They are on Montrose in Ravenswood. Advertise on CL...under European Masseuses I believe. Enjoy!

**Tripps** · 04-15-14 18:31

Originally Posted by Angai [View Original Post]

The only way you could get busted is if the masseuse was under cover really, because even if you did you could say it was mutual and no solicitation took place and they could not prove it the otherwise. Just make sure you can afford a lawyer though LOL. It is actually really difficult to be charged with solicitation of there has to be a witness of whatever took place in a very direct manner.

Are you an attorney?

**Alterxxx** · 04-15-14 15:47

Originally Posted by Sleeker [View Original Post]

Dana is the owner so unless she sold it she must be no longer working or out in the burbs all the time. My guess is she is doing the booking for these girls. She's probably getting a little long in the tooth for this business. I'll have to check out these new girls.especially Victoria. Love the Euro's.

Can someone please tell me where CTM is? Haven't found on BP or craigslist.

**Angai** · 04-15-14 12:53

The only way you could get busted is if the masseuse was under cover really, because even if you did you could say it was mutual and no solicitation took place and they could not prove it the otherwise. Just make sure you can afford a lawyer though LOL. It is actually really difficult to be charged with solicitation of there has to be a witness of whatever took place in a very direct manner.

Originally Posted by Datsurman [View Original Post]

I have never heard of a dude getting busted at a massage parlor. It's possible I guess. But it's about 37th on the list of things I worry about when visiting a massage joint.

**Evansville Man** · 04-15-14 12:16

Back in the day one of my favorite spa's was on Cumberland in Norridge. It used to be an AMP but I think it's eastern European and called Megi's Spa now.

If I swing by on my way to Milwaukee, does anyone know if I'll have a good time at Megi's now like I used to back then?

(Imagine a steam bath to get ready and then an EIGHT HAND main event ... Awesome. Simply awesome).

Thanks,

Evansville Man.