Massage Parlor Reports

[IdiotBoy]

I have never heard of a dude getting busted at a massage parlor. It's possible I guess. But it's about 37th on the list of things I worry about when visiting a massage joint.

It happens in the burbs but typically not in the city.

Hard to prove you did anything unless uncle walks in while your dick is in her hand...

[FSexperience]

Was referred to a place off of Union St. AMP in house. Got the job done but nothing great.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...on-25/19884646

[GotMilf]

I've had various dreams at Mercy ( http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...age-25/3344133) but that's it and I would like to explore other options. I've gone to a few others in the Chicago area but with no success. I'd like to try some other places.

Has anyone had any success at any of these places:

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...icago/14593969

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...ly-spa/9761300

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...f-hour/6705223

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...girls/20578720

http://springfieldil.backpage.com/Th...ssage/15370519

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...-loop/18417565

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...ssage/18417363

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...en-25/13365057

I will definitely be TOFTT if not but thought I'd try be able to narrow it down to a good provider from this list.

All I can tell you, being a newb, is to RTFF. Most of these places have been reviewed in the past. I tend to stay away from Chinatown, as a rule, but the places in Lakeview have been around a while and might be a good starting point.

[Magooski]

Any reviews:

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...pa-21/21258684

We shall anxiously await your report!

[Datsurman]

I have never heard of a dude getting busted at a massage parlor. It's possible I guess. But it's about 37th on the list of things I worry about when visiting a massage joint.

Is there such a thing as "safe" MP when it comes to LEO? When I read about the services provided at certain spas (Pine, GH, T Pro, etc...) I kind of wonder if they're "safer" since they've been open for a while without apparent problems. Just wondering.

[FSexperience]

Any reviews:

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...pa-21/21258684

[Dazhiba]

All I can add to this is a big "AMEN" I know we all have our own thing but why spend big bucks hoping to get something when a sure thing is easily available.

Have fun, stay safe, Daz.

I need some Euro joints please. Reliable preferred. BP has the listings for bodyrubs with some real nice ladies but $160 for HE put too much of a dent in the monger budget. I'd rather spend that and get a gorgeous and attentive Thai from Pam.

Maybe I need to make trip to Moscow or Kiev and get it out of my system...

Wolf out.

[FSexperience]

I've had various dreams at Mercy ( http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...age-25/3344133) but that's it and I would like to explore other options. I've gone to a few others in the Chicago area but with no success. I'd like to try some other places.

Has anyone had any success at any of these places:

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...icago/14593969

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...ly-spa/9761300

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...f-hour/6705223

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...girls/20578720

http://springfieldil.backpage.com/Th...ssage/15370519

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...-loop/18417565

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...ssage/18417363

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...en-25/13365057

I will definitely be TOFTT if not but thought I'd try be able to narrow it down to a good provider from this list.

[FSexperience]

I've had various dreams at Mercy ( http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...age-25/3344133) but that's it and I would like to explore other options. I've gone to a few others in the Chicago area but with no success. I'd like to try some other places.

Has anyone had any success at any of these places:

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...icago/14593969

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...ly-spa/9761300

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...f-hour/6705223

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...girls/20578720

http://springfieldil.backpage.com/Th...ssage/15370519

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...-loop/18417565

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...ssage/18417363

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...en-25/13365057

I will definitely be TOFTT if not but thought I'd try be able to narrow it down to a good provider from this list.

[Ncogni2]

I went there once for an actual massage, got a fugly old Asian. The massage was horrible, all she did was grind into my shoulders, which left me in pain afterwards. I haven't returned since then. So how did it go when you went? Was the massage any good?

Actually, the massage was good! The TS had NO flip. Too bad, I was hoping this would be my Go to Euro.

[Duder08]

Any info on this one.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...py-30/21212102

[Jakobh]

Went to the same location as you, on Ashland. My experience was the same as yours. Happy hunting.

Will also confirm, had Ella, Polish girl, good massage, huge rack, not even a hint of anything beyond a massage. So sad, wanted to see her without a shirt.

[Sleeker]

Went back to CTM a week ago. They told me Dana was no longer working there but she was in the burbs. There were kinda funny about answering though. Had Victoria, great session. There was another there but she was not as attractive as Victoria.

Always had luck with Dana and Laura a few years ago.

Another good place it the one that advertises outcall or incall on Richmond and Devon.

Dana is the owner so unless she sold it she must be no longer working or out in the burbs all the time. My guess is she is doing the booking for these girls. She's probably getting a little long in the tooth for this business. I'll have to check out these new girls.especially Victoria. Love the Euro's.

[Casper27]

Visited the location on Ash, got a euro provider but no return on investment.

Has anyone been here before? Are they legit?

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...lf-27/19634577

I went there once for an actual massage, got a fugly old Asian. The massage was horrible, all she did was grind into my shoulders, which left me in pain afterwards. I haven't returned since then. So how did it go when you went? Was the massage any good?

[Truthfu11]

Well if you ask for the owner Dana she is quite reliable, to put it mildy. I went there for years and saw her many times. She's not as sexy as she used to be wears way too much makeup now and has a very fake look. But reliable. And for old timers there was Laura. Probably in her early 60's but gave an amazing massage and her HE skills were unmatched in Chicago. I hear Maria and Ivana look good.true?

Went back to CTM a week ago. They told me Dana was no longer working there but she was in the burbs. There were kinda funny about answering though. Had Victoria, great session. There was another there but she was not as attractive as Victoria.

Always had luck with Dana and Laura a few years ago.

Another good place it the one that advertises outcall or incall on Richmond and Devon.