Massage Parlor Reports

[Quasimodo45]

Came across a small shop in Lk Mary. Did a bit of research saw it was legit. I have had more than a few very good experiences at these types of places, and as they had a $40 for an hr first visit thought I would give her a try.

http://www.revitalizecustomtherapy.com

Rhonda is better looking in person than her picture. Had to fill out the dreaded form and that is pages long. (Good thing for alter egos). Back in the room had to get under a sheet AND a blanket. Start is face up. She comes in, promptly pulls everything up and tucks me in. Most while facing up is reaching underneath the back. Interesting technique. Also does the arms & feet from this side. On the flip to face she concentrates on the shoulders and middle back. Also goes down to the feet / lower leg. Start to wonder when there will be attention to the lower back and..."That's it. You are all done! How was that?" I literally jerked in surprise. What the?? She left. Checked my watch, yes, there was an hour. I checked my body. No oil from (well) above my waist to my knees. Not a bit. Easily the lamest massage... I mean body rub I have ever received. I have had better with the fastest rub & tug rip joint. At least I got out for the $40. She asked If I was ready to schedule my next visit on the way out. (No thank you). Just say no.

[Grand Piano]

I am going to assume that this is not the same Nikki that is being mentioned throughout this thread:

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4410783947.html

Am I correct? If so, does anyone have a review or a PM they could pass along about her?

Thanks.

[LawDog17]

LOL-we are old! Bertha I thought was his mother. Yes, the first time I ever went there, 20 years ago, She was scarey! His niece sometimes was as wild as Amy. I did 4 hands with both twice. I could not handle them together. I probably saw the niece atleast a dozen times and Amy more. After Amy leave, I was still seeing her until she moved to NYC.

That niece was amazing. One of the prettiest girls. Add that to a bucket list somewhere. I had a few four handers with Amy and some of the other gals. Great times. Makes me smile just thinking of them. Thanks for traveling down memory lane with me and thanks to the guys for putting up with our nostalgia.

[LawDog17]

One would think I would learn. Just left J joy again. Amazing, sensual massage. No ending. Riding home hard one more time.

We could rename you Blueballs! Someone once said, "To make a mistake is human, but to repeatedly make the mistake and expect a different outcome is crazy." I appreciate your tenacity but for the sake of your balls find another provider.

[Luxsa123]

Thank you for the report sweetie! Ask & you shall receive!! 6 newbie providers have been added to the existing 4 making your choice a difficult one. Also, as reported we have a unique European table shower and regular shower available. Those of you who have reported a not so amazing session can rest assure those providers are no longer employed. SM please message me for details. As always remain safe fellas!

Natasha xoxo.

Luxsa recently moved to a former hair salon on John Young Parkway (very close to PAS as someone pointed out). I went recently and got to try their new European style shower they have upstairs. It was amazing! There's this stone table in the middle of the room and four shower heads directly above it. It was new to the girls but once they figured out how to work it, it was a lot of fun. Also, it seems they have a lot of new girls now. Hoping to make it back soon to check out the new talent.

[NinerMan8]

I have been seeing Tanya in Waterford Lakes for over a year now. She gives the best massage. Get to know her guys as she will offer more. Be safe P.S. This is my first post.

[PFish1]

Gentlemen,

You knew that once I saw this, I had to throw in a "Leave It To Beaver" pun. Great wholesome, fun and nostalgic slice of Americana TV show from the late 50's and early 60's. I think the "Beaver" re-runs are on MeTV or, something like that. Some older gents on the Board may remember that program.

Oh, yes, has anyone seen this gal?

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ar-40/10204778

On the way to TOFTT. We've been emailing since last week. The other link that I sent the pics are not her. The one she sent doesn't look bad. Will report back later.

[WalSTreet]

One would think I would learn. Just left J joy again. Amazing, sensual massage. No ending. Riding home hard one more time.

[Barolo]

There was a Valerie on Westpoint that I used to see in that area. Thought she left town.

Was this Monica?

http://orlando.craigslist.org/trv/4387871530.html

I think she used to go by Star.

Yes, that is Monice she does 4 handed with Valerie. They are more about the extra's than the massage.

[Barolo]

Did you ever get the niece to give you a rub? I had many fictitious dreams about her. She was lovely. Working her way through school. I always wanted her. Man we are old. Did you ever have Aunt Bertha! She looked like Jim the old owner in a dress. As scary as she looked, she was still better than half of the much prettier girls in town. Good times!

LOL-we are old! Bertha I thought was his mother. Yes, the first time I ever went there, 20 years ago, She was scarey! His niece sometimes was as wild as Amy. I did 4 hands with both twice. I could not handle them together. I probably saw the niece atleast a dozen times and Amy more. After Amy leave, I was still seeing her until she moved to NYC.

[LawDog17]

Yes, Amy was, wasn't sure if anyone was around than! She was great, so was the niece of the owner, can't remember her name.

Did you ever get the niece to give you a rub? I had many fictitious dreams about her. She was lovely. Working her way through school. I always wanted her. Man we are old. Did you ever have Aunt Bertha! She looked like Jim the old owner in a dress. As scary as she looked, she was still better than half of the much prettier girls in town. Good times!

[NinerMan8]

Come on man, posting the photos that this provider sent you in a private message is not cool. She doesn't put the photos on backpage because she wants to maintain some privacy. These providers have families too, just like us, and they don't want everybody to know what they are up to. How would you feel if a provider posted a private photo you sent them on the internet? The fact that this is your first post ever to USASG makes this even more despicable. Your first post is asking for info when you have never given one bit of help to anybody, while simultaneously outing a provider, possibly ruining her life? Really bad form.

I think you should delete your post, or edit it and remove her photos. It really isn't fair to this woman to have done this to her. She doesn't deserve that.

I agree 100%,I have been going to a lot of massage parlors but I don't post. I really enjoy all the posts from all you senior members. I would be a senior member if I started posting 2 years ago. Be safe.

[Whiskeysours]

Anyone have a recommendation for independent American or Latina LMT? Just looking for a provider to add to the mix who can give a good massage, no draping. If you have an UTR that you wouldn't mind sharing, PM please.

[Whiskeysours]

Glad to hear they finally moved. That last location was bad news waiting to happen. I drew Nikki on my last visit and it was pretty mechanical. I wouldn't say it was bad but certainly not worth 1.2. Would love to hear more about the new talent as well.

Saw Nikki as well. She has a bad attitude and very mechanical. It's all about the upsell with her. On my way out I saw some other girls that just seemed nicer. Maybe next time.

[OliverOil]

Apparently there are two in Metrowest. This on is in an apartment. I read reviews on one site for her and I figured this was a safe bet. Valerie said she would love my tattoos and she came out and we talked about ink a bit and they talked about me working out. I will come back for sure and try out Monica. She's just my type.

There was a Valerie on Westpoint that I used to see in that area. Thought she left town.

Was this Monica?

http://orlando.craigslist.org/trv/4387871530.html

I think she used to go by Star.