Massage Parlor Reports

**Werewolf0956** · 04-12-14 12:01

I need some Euro joints please. Reliable preferred. BP has the listings for bodyrubs with some real nice ladies but $160 for HE put too much of a dent in the monger budget. I'd rather spend that and get a gorgeous and attentive Thai from Pam.

Maybe I need to make trip to Moscow or Kiev and get it out of my system...

Wolf out.

Originally Posted by WiNiteOwl [View Original Post]

This place was on my to-do list, until I read multiple reports off this site that validated what you are saying. While I believe that with enough visits and tipping, things are possible anywhere, but who has the time?

**Vern2020** · 04-12-14 11:57

Originally Posted by Ncogni2 [View Original Post]

Visited the location on Ash, got a euro provider but no return on investment.

Has anyone been here before? Are they legit?

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...lf-27/19634577

Went to the same location as you, on Ashland. My experience was the same as yours. Happy hunting.

**Member #5121** · 04-12-14 11:55

This place was on my to-do list, until I read multiple reports off this site that validated what you are saying. While I believe that with enough visits and tipping, things are possible anywhere, but who has the time?

Originally Posted by Ncogni2 [View Original Post]

Visited the location on Ash, got a euro provider but no return on investment.

Has anyone been here before? Are they legit?

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...lf-27/19634577

**Jakobh** · 04-12-14 10:43

Maria was cute Ivana not so much.

Originally Posted by Sleeker [View Original Post]

Well if you ask for the owner Dana she is quite reliable, to put it mildy. I went there for years and saw her many times. She's not as sexy as she used to be wears way too much makeup now and has a very fake look. But reliable. And for old timers there was Laura. Probably in her early 60's but gave an amazing massage and her HE skills were unmatched in Chicago. I hear Maria and Ivana look good.true?

**Ncogni2** · 04-12-14 03:22

Visited the location on Ash, got a euro provider but no return on investment.

Has anyone been here before? Are they legit?

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...lf-27/19634577

**Sleeker** · 04-12-14 00:14

Well if you ask for the owner Dana she is quite reliable, to put it mildy. I went there for years and saw her many times. She's not as sexy as she used to be wears way too much makeup now and has a very fake look. But reliable. And for old timers there was Laura. Probably in her early 60's but gave an amazing massage and her HE skills were unmatched in Chicago. I hear Maria and Ivana look good.true?

Originally Posted by Jakobh [View Original Post]

I went to CTM twice and both times were big fails. First was with Maria, who didn't offer anything at the end. The second time with Ivana. I was a little more, eh, forthright about how I would like things to end and it was still a fail. Is there anyone in particular there that someone recommends? I've had to head out to the northern burbs to get my euro fix and its kind of a pain, would like to find a reliable place in the city.

**Magooski** · 04-11-14 20:45

Originally Posted by BottleRocket12 [View Original Post]

The problem is, the two latin places I've tried have been rush to get you in and rush to get you out. Has anybody had an enjoyable relaxing latin experience, even at higher prices?

I have to say the best bang for the buck and good massage was with Leslie, used to post near western and cermak. Pita to schedule, but oral skills were great. She has not been advertising lately. I found starlight on 18th why street, good massage good oral skills, but Roxie wanted way too much money. There ends my list of good Latina places out of 4 or 5.

**Chidell** · 04-11-14 17:13

Thanks for the report. You seem to be hitting the right places!

Originally Posted by BluCottonCandy [View Original Post]

I had a dream today about Summer. The only thing hotter than this season was her body. Smooth, soft, natural, perfect in every way. Dressed to the nines, perfect nipples poking through her tight dress subtly displaying her perfect tits. Underneath this hot tight pink dress was a slinky blank thong. Before beginning I opted to take a quick shower, while I we were waiting for the water to warm she started to stroke baby blu just chatting. Never talk about money, just talk about how she missed me, family, and where have I been. She knew me by name and was genuinely happy to see me. In the room after she asked how I would like todays massage, I responded, soft, her response was I will give you a "kissy massage" that will get you very horny. She did not disappoint. Kissed every part of my body, yes, every part. During all of this she was completely naked, when my fingers where not buried deep inside her I would kiss and fondle her perky big breast all while she kisses the boys. Later on pushes her perfect twins together and proceeds to let me titty fuck her licking the top of baby blu every time it was near. After a few minutes of BBBJ and her grinding her wet pussy all over, she covered blu and finished me off orally, laughing when it was done on how much I came. After clean up, finished a perfect time with a perfect massage. $120.

Like the season of summer the only way to get to her is through the month of May because she is refuses to take any client she has never seen for her protection. May is a great month just not as hot as Summer.

**Jakobh** · 04-10-14 20:53

I went to CTM twice and both times were big fails. First was with Maria, who didn't offer anything at the end. The second time with Ivana. I was a little more, eh, forthright about how I would like things to end and it was still a fail. Is there anyone in particular there that someone recommends? I've had to head out to the northern burbs to get my euro fix and its kind of a pain, would like to find a reliable place in the city.

**Tripps** · 04-10-14 07:40

Originally Posted by Dwd1982 [View Original Post]

Is there such a thing as "safe" MP when it comes to LEO? When I read about the services provided at certain spas (Pine, GH, T Pro, etc...) I kind of wonder if they're "safer" since they've been open for a while without apparent problems. Just wondering.

In fact, absolutely not.

**Dwd1982** · 04-09-14 23:06

Is there such a thing as "safe" MP when it comes to LEO? When I read about the services provided at certain spas (Pine, GH, T Pro, etc...) I kind of wonder if they're "safer" since they've been open for a while without apparent problems. Just wondering.

**Avg Joe** · 04-09-14 20:16

Originally Posted by Dazhiba [View Original Post]

Gents, I just want to double down in agreement with these comments. The service and prices can't be beat in Chicago with these Asain gals!

Stay safe, Daz.

Was feeling good the other night so decided to go "out and about" and see what I could dig up.

I had seen this place before and it looked inviting so thought I would give it a go. Walked in and was met by an average to nice looking.

Chinese with a nice personality. Paid the standard house fee and went to the room. She walked in and started the massage and asked.

How I like it and I said "soft" and she said ok.

There was virtually no massage just running her fingers down my back for a few minutes and then she really went to work. She massaged.

"everything" for a good 15 minutes then said turn over with another 15 minutes of massaging everything and then a great HE. Wow.

The cool thing was that after the HE she said I still had 30 minutes left so she starts massaging my feet and knees. What a sweetheart.

I was there for the complete hour and left a great tip for her.

I will repeat.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/thp/4414563991.html

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**Smitty88** · 04-09-14 11:27

Will be in town for business in a couple months. Anyone willing to share a link for a good massage provider that will visit me at a downtown hotel? I'm looking for a fit provider who's open to mutual touch. Any info is appreciated and I'm happy to return the favor if looking for tips on the Cleveland scene.

**DMichaels69** · 04-09-14 08:27

Shoot pool with a rope. LOL. Very funny.

Originally Posted by Magooski [View Original Post]

Typically the pussy and mouth I like to fill. But Its worth a stab, but I don't mind paying for better service. I found low balling can lead to dismal 2nd visits. However, these days I'm sticking with the basics. Ole Magooski has found FS is a lot like trying to shoot pool with a rope. The vitamin C and V have lost their magic shall I say. So I'm at least saving some money!

**Dazhiba** · 04-09-14 07:07

Gents, I just want to double down in agreement with these comments. The service and prices can't be beat in Chicago with these Asain gals!

Stay safe, Daz.

Originally Posted by Magooski [View Original Post]

Yep, I too find the Asians to be my reliable providers as well. I've had much better luck with my Asian gals on a consistent basis.