Massage Parlor Reports

[Marked1000]

I just recently moved to Chicago for work. I am looking to relax on the weekends, can you guys help me out with some good spots?

[DMichaels69]

Thanks for posting the link rather than leave everyone guessing. Information is appreciated!

I didn't waste my money here. Went to a newer place a couple weeks ago in Crystal Lake and was shocked at the service I got.

Went in and paid the standard fee and after going to the room was offered a table shower. That went very well and then back to the room and was shocked when I started to get a really great massage. I have not had a massage that good in years. When the massage started getting a little hard I said "softer please" and she smiled and said "ah.. I know". Long story short, she offered the final 10 minutes of FS for 70 which I couldn't believe.

I didn't get her name but she was about 40-45, great body and very pretty, tall with long black hair and her English was so-so.

I will repeat for sure.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/4408932316.html

[Toosweet1975]

I know I said in my previous Post. I am Done with this Place. But, I received a good word that I should try the New Ladies at this Place. So I Did. I seen an Older Woman, Early 40's. So, If you are looking for a young Hot Body, this one will not be for you. Great Personality and a Awesome Attitude. We talked and talked, Haha. She is A chatter Box. She is only doing this for a short time to get through Grad School. Decent massage. Awesome Finish. More, could be on the menu with more Visits. Please treat her good. She is a gem. Will Repeat.

Be Safe and Have Fun!

[Avg Joe]

You want a Sure Thing with less BS Game Playing you get from an AMP? Find a Reliable Provider.

I didn't waste my money here. Went to a newer place a couple weeks ago in Crystal Lake and was shocked at the service I got.

Went in and paid the standard fee and after going to the room was offered a table shower. That went very well and then back to the room and was shocked when I started to get a really great massage. I have not had a massage that good in years. When the massage started getting a little hard I said "softer please" and she smiled and said "ah.. I know". Long story short, she offered the final 10 minutes of FS for 70 which I couldn't believe.

I didn't get her name but she was about 40-45, great body and very pretty, tall with long black hair and her English was so-so.

I will repeat for sure.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/4408932316.html

[Ron M]

I had not been in a while, but I know the game and I know where you guys are coming from. And it's tiresome, that game, so I played it like I do for any other service I pay for. I was naked, so they knew I was not LE. Or maybe not, I just don't have the time or money to waste on a possibility.

You want a Sure Thing with less BS Game Playing you get from an AMP? Find a Reliable Provider.

[Dangerously]

Looking for some advice. I've yet to go to AMP but I've read up on etiquette and plan to go pretty soon. Everyone says to know the price before I go. What's the going rate for HJ, BJ, and FS?

HJ 40, I sometimes go up to 50 or 60 if she is fully nude, she lets me roam, and we we know and like each other.

BJ standard is 60. Add 10 or 20 if she spoiled you.

FS 100.

These are tips, on top of the house fee.

Tips will vary. But once you have seen the same lady a few times, you will have come to a tacit agreement that you both feel comfortable with.

[James222]

Looking for some advice. I've yet to go to AMP but I've read up on etiquette and plan to go pretty soon. Everyone says to know the price before I go. What's the going rate for HJ, BJ, and FS?

[OF Charlie]

I was at a MP in Morris a while ago and my therapist had to answer the phone a few times (which was annoying). The one time she was frustrated and she told me that the guy on the phone actually asked if they gave happy endings. She told him no multiple times and then hung up on him. She also told me that if someone asks up front about extras they always say no. From what I have seen these places need to get a feel for you before anything will happen. Being naked is not enough. Just my .02.

I always try to get to know the mamasan if I frequent the same place. Once she gets to know you, she will tell the girls that you are not LE before the girls come into the room. This way, there is no need to play games or give hints with new girls. Girls come and go, but in most cases mamasans rarely move. At least, that has been my experience. It probably helps that I am Asian as they are always curious to find out which Asian country I am from.

[JoeD999]

I had not been in a while, but I know the game and I know where you guys are coming from. And it's tiresome, that game, so I played it like I do for any other service I pay for. I was naked, so they knew I was not LE. Or maybe not, I just don't have the time or money to waste on a possibility.

I was at a MP in Morris a while ago and my therapist had to answer the phone a few times (which was annoying). The one time she was frustrated and she told me that the guy on the phone actually asked if they gave happy endings. She told him no multiple times and then hung up on him. She also told me that if someone asks up front about extras they always say no. From what I have seen these places need to get a feel for you before anything will happen. Being naked is not enough. Just my .02.

[ElginMonk]

Vera? I doubt it. She's let me kiss and nuzzle and slap them together just to make that funny sound. But whenever I've asked for a Russian finish from her I get shot down. "Only for my husband" she tells me. Just what I want to hear when I'm about to pop. Another thing about Vera. In the past I've asked who was available. She says she is. I ask if Maria is available. She says OK. Then I get a call back 3 minutes later telling me that Maria is having car trouble and she will meet me at the location. OK, I can handle that once. But maybe she forgot that she's pulled that on me before. Either Vera is lying (oh no!) or Maria really needs a new car. And I've been a customer at Aesthetics for over 5 years.

Vera incall vs Vera Outcall are two totally different animals, there are other reviews on other sites that says that more can be had with her. She will give you a Russian finish and she will let your hands roam in between her panties. I have been seeing Vera since she was at Accurate European Touch under the name Dawn, she has been around for some time and there is definitely more on the table.

Maria does offer a no holds barred session once she gets to know you, kissing, CBJ, Russian and Full Service. Don't be fooled by what they say, they are a full service establishment. If you want a better session with Vera / Dawn do a outcall appointment with her.

[DMichaels69]

You would think since your a loyal customer, they would not play these games.

Vera? I doubt it. She's let me kiss and nuzzle and slap them together just to make that funny sound. But whenever I've asked for a Russian finish from her I get shot down. "Only for my husband" she tells me. Just what I want to hear when I'm about to pop. Another thing about Vera. In the past I've asked who was available. She says she is. I ask if Maria is available. She says OK. Then I get a call back 3 minutes later telling me that Maria is having car trouble and she will meet me at the location. OK, I can handle that once. But maybe she forgot that she's pulled that on me before. Either Vera is lying (oh no!) or Maria really needs a new car. And I've been a customer at Aesthetics for over 5 years.

[Sam Spade]

Maria / Vera / Olga at Aethetics in Buffalo Grove, if your lucky Maria might finish you off with a BJ and you can finish your deed in between her fun bags.

Vera? I doubt it. She's let me kiss and nuzzle and slap them together just to make that funny sound. But whenever I've asked for a Russian finish from her I get shot down. "Only for my husband" she tells me. Just what I want to hear when I'm about to pop. Another thing about Vera. In the past I've asked who was available. She says she is. I ask if Maria is available. She says OK. Then I get a call back 3 minutes later telling me that Maria is having car trouble and she will meet me at the location. OK, I can handle that once. But maybe she forgot that she's pulled that on me before. Either Vera is lying (oh no!) or Maria really needs a new car. And I've been a customer at Aesthetics for over 5 years.

[IdiotBoy]

Naked doesn't mean not LEO... I get naked for my legit massage at massage envy...

[Mj138]

I had not been in a while, but I know the game and I know where you guys are coming from. And it's tiresome, that game, so I played it like I do for any other service I pay for. I was naked, so they knew I was not LE. Or maybe not, I just don't have the time or money to waste on a possibility.

Sorry friend but you blew it by not handling things correctly.

Chicago is my favorite town for FS Asians, especially through the apartment gals on Eros Guide and BP.

Every gal in these places has to be careful and if you ask up front about services you will always get a "NO". You can use posted experiences here to guide you and to know where services can be had. Then you play by their rules so they know you aren't LE and you will get what you want.

Daz.

[Dazhiba]

Sorry friend but you blew it by not handling things correctly.

Chicago is my favorite town for FS Asians, especially through the apartment gals on Eros Guide and BP.

Every gal in these places has to be careful and if you ask up front about services you will always get a "NO". You can use posted experiences here to guide you and to know where services can be had. Then you play by their rules so they know you aren't LE and you will get what you want.

Daz.

Not at all. There are plenty alive and kicking in the area.