Massage Parlor Reports

[FlaFisher1]

Visited PAS yet again and every time I leave saying "Don't know how it could get any better". Then somehow it does. I would definitely consider myself a regular there now and for those who want variety the stable of beauties there can match anyone's taste. I personally find something I like and tend to stick with it. I usually see Emily. She has it all! Beautiful round but amazingly firm ass and incredible set of Funbags. When they are wrapped around Mr. Johnson it doesn't take long for my dream to end. I know I am not saying anything that others haven't already said but I am so happy with the level of service here I really can't recommend PAS enough! There is very little limit to menu items but will not list here. PM me for more info if needed.

[PFish1]

i just saw this on fb via the orlando slantinal. a story about 2 **** teens that went into a massage parlor close to 11 pm. saying they hurt themselves "surfing", the story also says that a "undercover" vice agent was in the lobby when he heard screams coming from the inside and the boys running out and the girls yelling for a tip. they said they had no idea what was going on and couldn't do that because of "religious reasons" i call total bs, we all know what happens at late night massage parlors, we all know about the table showers...and here is the kicker the boys said they saw the place on-line, and the sentinel shows a picture of the review its a cropped snap shot of "naughty reviews" i'm sure some of us also read reviews on that site as well. but here is the story.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/...-boys-20140402, 0,4394196.story.

be safe brothers.

i can't stop picturing the scene from forrest gump. "{gulp} i'm getting light headed.".

they probably turned over, got a little touch on the thigh, spewed and didn't know how to react.

[Gruglok]

Thanks for your report Happy Harry Ho, I ended up seeing one of the AMPs you listed this past week and had a great time for a good price. Welcome back!

[Dmmgp2000]

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...193-27/9533703

411 about Hayley?

Tx.

Fly.

I first saw Hayley around 3 years ago when she was new to Orlando. She was in an apartment off of Alafaya near UCF. Great massage, standard ending, great body. Fast forward to this year when I saw she was back in town. She had a couple of kids while she was away and it shows. She is quite large now and I noticed she was even more talkative than before. Literally talked the entire session almost non-stop. Still gave a nice massage and ending, but it wasn't the same.

[Wholdman]

i just saw this on fb via the orlando slantinal. a story about 2 **** teens that went into a massage parlor close to 11 pm. saying they hurt themselves "surfing", the story also says that a "undercover" vice agent was in the lobby when he heard screams coming from the inside and the boys running out and the girls yelling for a tip. they said they had no idea what was going on and couldn't do that because of "religious reasons" i call total bs, we all know what happens at late night massage parlors, we all know about the table showers...and here is the kicker the boys said they saw the place on-line, and the sentinel shows a picture of the review its a cropped snap shot of "naughty reviews" i'm sure some of us also read reviews on that site as well. but here is the story.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/...-boys-20140402, 0,4394196.story.

be safe brothers.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/...-boys-20140402, 0,4394196.story.

[Wholdman]

Sorry, phone did something stupid. I meant no longer.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/...-boys-20140402, 0,4394196.story.

[Wholdman]

Internet Equivalents.

Those who have lived know that the opposite of love is not hate. It is indifference. So as much as you might hate someone, what they represent or their agenda, on the internet the best way to deal with them is to ignore them.

In the real world when someone asks an inappropriate question, the best way to handle it is to simply ignore it and ultimately them. The same goes for the internet. To ignore someone forever, simply put them on your ignore list.

The last thing to do is to engage them or to respond either publicly or privately to their question. To respond gives them value when they have none.

As a newbie (and only a part-time hobbyist) I've not contributed a great deal to this board, but I value it. Often in a near-by city (my primary recreation area) I constantly see a few SM's chastise newbies for asking for advise, and they do so very harshly. I would like permission to send your words to them. Perhaps then their board will blossom like Orlando's!

[Member #5878]

The article is nonlinear up now.

Sorry, phone did something stupid. I meant no longer.

[Mclovin407]

The article is nonlinear up now.

You can add green t to the list ... Seems to a hot topic right now be smart boys.

[FlyHigher767]

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...193-27/9533703

411 about Hayley?

Tx.

Fly.

[Member #5878]

i just saw this on fb via the orlando slantinal. a story about 2 **** teens that went into a massage parlor close to 11 pm. saying they hurt themselves "surfing", the story also says that a "undercover" vice agent was in the lobby when he heard screams coming from the inside and the boys running out and the girls yelling for a tip. they said they had no idea what was going on and couldn't do that because of "religious reasons" i call total bs, we all know what happens at late night massage parlors, we all know about the table showers...and here is the kicker the boys said they saw the place on-line, and the sentinel shows a picture of the review its a cropped snap shot of "naughty reviews" i'm sure some of us also read reviews on that site as well. but here is the story.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/...-boys-20140402, 0,4394196.story.

be safe brothers.

the article is nonlinear up now.

[Member #6031]

Have visited Sophia several times. She gives a great massage she is licensed and trained. Massage quality is 9/10. Open minded masseuse, beautiful with a great body. SM can PM me for details.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...ictive/8496207

G.

[Sex Xes]

i just saw this on fb via the orlando slantinal. a story about 2 **** teens that went into a massage parlor close to 11 pm. saying they hurt themselves "surfing", the story also says that a "undercover" vice agent was in the lobby when he heard screams coming from the inside and the boys running out and the girls yelling for a tip. they said they had no idea what was going on and couldn't do that because of "religious reasons" i call total bs, we all know what happens at late night massage parlors, we all know about the table showers...and here is the kicker the boys said they saw the place on-line, and the sentinel shows a picture of the review its a cropped snap shot of "naughty reviews" i'm sure some of us also read reviews on that site as well. but here is the story.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/...-boys-20140402, 0,4394196.story.

be safe brothers.

that is the funniest thing i have ever seen on here. thanks tim.

[Timy1979]

i just saw this on fb via the orlando slantinal. a story about 2 **** teens that went into a massage parlor close to 11 pm. saying they hurt themselves "surfing", the story also says that a "undercover" vice agent was in the lobby when he heard screams coming from the inside and the boys running out and the girls yelling for a tip. they said they had no idea what was going on and couldn't do that because of "religious reasons" i call total bs, we all know what happens at late night massage parlors, we all know about the table showers...and here is the kicker the boys said they saw the place on-line, and the sentinel shows a picture of the review its a cropped snap shot of "naughty reviews" i'm sure some of us also read reviews on that site as well. but here is the story.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/...-boys-20140402, 0,4394196.story.

be safe brothers.

[TinyTin]

Not sure we should make it THAT easy for everyone. Be smart fellas.

You are absolutely right. Did not think before posting and I apologize for that. Thanks for the reminder.