Massage Parlor Reports

**Happy Harry Ho** · 03-19-14 11:19

Gentlemen, Fellow Hobbiests.

I'm going to try this one more time, I have been in this hobby for about 9 years and been a member of ThE otheR site for about that long also, but only been a member here for about 2 years because I was told about it by a highly regarded lady provider. After becoming a member I decided to write some reviews about who I had seen and appearantly some of you guys here didn't buy that I was legit hobbiest and proceeded to call one of the lady I had reviewed and tell her I was LEO, funny as I had seen her at least 20 times. So because of that I decided to NOT participate here anymore, but I think I'll give it another chance.. So here goes...

AMP on Harold, no name out front but if you guys are in the AMP section you already know where it is, I go here when I want a good TS and great massage with standard HE. The ladies here are cute, Suchi is my favorite and she does aloow some roaming over and a little under. You can get in and out of here for around 110.00 for an hour. This place is not for someone looking to get FS, just sit back and relax.

Magic in Altamonte-I have been going here for about 5 years and it is one of the best, not only do you get a great massage but depending on the lady you get more to alot more of a finish. Yumi, good looking lady, very strong hands. With her I have gotten complete naked roaming everywhere with HJ finish, I have a friend who gets more from her, not sure how much though. Hannah, nice looking lady also good massage but the finish was a notch above Yumi, full naked 69 action to finish with HJ. Tina, nice smaller lady, good massage also and again finish a notch above the other 2 with full naked raoming where ever you BBBJ, BLS and DATY, very clean and she loves this. Michelle, my fav, nice massage very sensual finish ranging from HJ, BBBJ, FS, whatever you like but you may have to put a couple visits in with her before you get the whole package.

Spa Serenity-- I have been here 3 times, 1st time with Linda, good massage naked standard finish, but from other reviews I have seen she offers alot more but because of it being my first time there she was probably guarded and I had no problem. The other 2 time I saw Janet, beautiful late 20's bolt ons and nasty talking girl. She offer everything, I challenge anyone to last 10 minutes with her, beautiful body, beautiful face and when you are going at it she will talk nastier than any porn star you have ever heard, wow.

Asahi in Altamonte-- My all time favorite place, It might be difficult to get in though, I have been there by myself when customers have come in and the ladies there have turned them away just because they don't know them, they are very cautious about first timers and if you don't look clean and nice they will just say they are busy even if no one is there. Summer, beautiful early 30's lady, great massage full nude B2 B rub after 30 minutes of massage, on the flip climbs on top and lets you suck her nice tits and slides down between your legs and is absolutely the best ball sucker of all time, she will lick all the way down and up your cock but will stop short on putting it in her mouth but it's a great feeling just laying there letting her do the work, she will flip around and offer her pussy to you if you want to dine and finish you that way. New girl there named Yoko, saw her yesterday, great TS, we get to the room she dries me off and when down drying my legs starts blowing me right there, stops after a couple minutes and say okat lay on stomach so I figure here goes good massage, nope, she spreads my ass cheeks and tosses some salad for a good 15 minutes, amazing, then has me flip and does BBBJ until finish, then tells me here comes massage. I have to say it was without a doubt the best massage I have ever had.

Harold Massage- 70+40 tip.

Spa Serenity- 75+100 tip for FS.

Magic- 80+ 40 to 120 for FS.

Asahi- 80+100 tip.

Hope this review treats me better than the other ones did, I'd like to share more but if it's not appreciated I'll just keep these places to myself.

Thanks.

Harry.

**LaloGomez** · 03-19-14 10:56

I did get the same treatment, she did let me kiss and suck here tits plenty of rooming. Give a 50 tip.

**TRowePrice** · 03-19-14 10:42

Any guys know girls that can shave ass hair off?

Tried this and my ass was lit up like 4th July, maybe a parlor gal offers some beauty services?

I'm guessing that burning after burn was due to a razor never going there, I tried to exfoliate the area few days before but I keep getting the after burn.

Just a guy who don't want ass hair anymore, please help.

I don't want dingle berries or when I wipe a few strands of hair on my poop.

**Donald Wicker** · 03-19-14 10:10

Originally Posted by FrankCuba [View Original Post]

I am proud to be a member of your graduating class to SM status. Thank you for the prolific library of the colorful tales of your experiences. I have both enjoyed and gleaned much useful info from them. Keep on mongering.

Hi Frank and Jag, I guess we all started about the same time. Congrats to you guys too! DW.

**FrankCuba** · 03-18-14 23:33

Originally Posted by Hapkido1947 [View Original Post]

I have really enjoyed and gotton good info from Jag, I hope every SM keep doing the same thanks again Jag.

I am proud to be a member of your graduating class to SM status. Thank you for the prolific library of the colorful tales of your experiences. I have both enjoyed and gleaned much useful info from them. Keep on mongering.

**Envelope 57** · 03-18-14 19:57

Originally Posted by Timy1979 [View Original Post]

You paid 80 for a HJ TIP? Are you mad? You overpaid by 40..serious paying that much is ruining for everyone else!

I have to agree. $80 tip is too much. I learned that from my fellow mongers. You can pay what you want but try to stay in line with others on the board. Good luck!

**Timy1979** · 03-18-14 19:00

Originally Posted by Mike2357 [View Original Post]

Hi everyone,

First I'd like to say awesome site, with some great info very happy to have found it.

I had a dream at a Magic Hands in Altamonte, http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ice-25/7637970.

Visit was morning shortly after opening, was greeted at the door by a very cute lady probably early 30's. Asked for the full hour with a ts. Was lead by hand to the next room were I was told to get comfortable. The lovely lady "Hana" then came back, I did not see any other ladies there but like I said it was early, she lead me to the ts room where the fun began. She first asked if it was "ok?" to touch the goods when I responded with "very ok" she did not disappoint. The ts overall was a 9/10. Next up was the actual massage, this was about a 7/10. Lots of roaming on my part, then after the flip I asked if she could get more comfortable and at this point she did ask if I was going to take care of her with a tip, after I said "I tip very well" it was on. I left very happy after the HJ, with lots of b2 be contact, and I did have free access to roam anyplace my hands wanted. Will definitely repeat again, total damage .80 for the hour and I left another .80 tip. Overall awesome time.

You paid 80 for a HJ TIP? Are you mad? You overpaid by 40..serious paying that much is ruining for everyone else!

**Quasimodo45** · 03-18-14 17:04

Welcome, Mike!

Originally Posted by Mike2357 [View Original Post]

Hi everyone,

First I'd like to say awesome site, with some great info very happy to have found it.

I had a dream at a Magic Hands in Altamonte, http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ice-25/7637970.

Visit was morning shortly after opening, was greeted at the door by a very cute lady probably early 30's. Asked for the full hour with a ts. Was lead by hand to the next room were I was told to get comfortable. The lovely lady "Hana" then came back, I did not see any other ladies there but like I said it was early, she lead me to the ts room where the fun began. She first asked if it was "ok?" to touch the goods when I responded with "very ok" she did not disappoint. The ts overall was a 9/10. Next up was the actual massage, this was about a 7/10. Lots of roaming on my part, then after the flip I asked if she could get more comfortable and at this point she did ask if I was going to take care of her with a tip, after I said "I tip very well" it was on. I left very happy after the HJ, with lots of b2 be contact, and I did have free access to roam anyplace my hands wanted. Will definitely repeat again, total damage .80 for the hour and I left another .80 tip. Overall awesome time.

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 03-18-14 12:32

I have fucked the curvy, sexy, sweet, anal friendly, GFE and oh so voluptuous Rosea from behind several times. If this is not Rosea, then, it could be her twin. My goodness! What an ass! Just imagine pulling her panties over to the side (left or right side. Does it really matter? LOL) "squaring up" your meat stick with her softly parted and wet vaginal lips while her tender, slightly puckered, light brown asshole is beckoning you. OMFG! And then, sliding your prick ever so slowly into her soft, tender, tight and slippery Vag while she does a ball draining reach around. All the while talking dirty to you.

Ah, yes, gentlemen. I tell you all once again: There is no better pussy than college co-ed pussy. We all pay a premium for college co-ed pussy. It is just the nature of the biz.

I believe this is a new ad. Has anyone seen her yet?

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...image=10107858

**Mike2357** · 03-18-14 07:37

Hi everyone,

First I'd like to say awesome site, with some great info very happy to have found it.

I had a dream at a Magic Hands in Altamonte, http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ice-25/7637970.

Visit was morning shortly after opening, was greeted at the door by a very cute lady probably early 30's. Asked for the full hour with a ts. Was lead by hand to the next room were I was told to get comfortable. The lovely lady "Hana" then came back, I did not see any other ladies there but like I said it was early, she lead me to the ts room where the fun began. She first asked if it was "ok?" to touch the goods when I responded with "very ok" she did not disappoint. The ts overall was a 9/10. Next up was the actual massage, this was about a 7/10. Lots of roaming on my part, then after the flip I asked if she could get more comfortable and at this point she did ask if I was going to take care of her with a tip, after I said "I tip very well" it was on. I left very happy after the HJ, with lots of b2 be contact, and I did have free access to roam anyplace my hands wanted. Will definitely repeat again, total damage .80 for the hour and I left another .80 tip. Overall awesome time.

**Hapkido1947** · 03-17-14 14:02

Originally Posted by Todds57 [View Original Post]

Your reviews and stories are much appreciated. You have personally assisted with me having a good time. Thanks!

I have really enjoyed and gotton good info from Jag, I hope every SM keep doing the same thanks again Jag.

**Todds57** · 03-17-14 12:46

Your reviews and stories are much appreciated. You have personally assisted with me having a good time. Thanks!

Originally Posted by JaguarXF [View Original Post]

Gentlemen and Admin.

The Jag just wanted to take this opportunity to express my most sincere and deepest (yes, balls deep) thanks to my venerable brothers for your encouragement, advice and support during my six months on the Board. I also wanted to express my special thanks to the Administrator for reading through my grandiloquent, loquacious and sometimes pontificating reviews of the lovely and sexy providers of Orlando / Tampa / Palm Coast and Brevard County. I always try to adhere to the rules of the Forum and requite myself accordingly. I have been very careful to respect and appreciate the great contributions of my fellow Board brothers. Respect and consideration is the cornerstone of a successful Forum. In addition, the Admin has been generously patient with me and extremely helpful in his guidance and sage advice during these past six months. And, again, I truly thank the Admin for all that he has done for me. It is most appreciated.

Over the past six months I have received nearly 3000 PM's from SM's, Regular Members and Newbies that have thanked me for my excellent reviews. True, I have received one or two PM's from guys that have placed me on their ignore list as well. I can't nor, do I try, to please everyone. I post my reviews and let the Board members decide. Nevertheless, the outpouring of thanks, well wishes and compliments from my brothers here on the Board, both publicly and via PM, has been humbling, indeed. I have received PM's from some of the most revered members of this Board. Those include, but, are not limited to: Old Pumper, Executive Talent, Barolo, Eelctri, Hawkeye (both versions), Original Sin, AcienTone, Montana77, SeXxes, Brevard Newbie, DonaldWicker, TexCobb, WhiskeySours, ILuvWomenII, OliverOil, PinoBoy, Very Slowly (VS), TheeGentleman, Gruglock, Cockalorum, Greens, SC1975, Quilino, TonyElianos, Ukieman, BackJack and ALL of my other awesome Board brothers that have expressed their appreciation for the hard work that I put into my reviews. The Jag is, after all, your humble and loyal servant who is beholden to the Board to write excellent, well written and informative reviews for the members to enjoy. I have been in this hobby for almost 12 years now and I feel so very fortunate that the Admin has established this Forum for me to share my experiences with all of you. I also wanted to thank the hundreds of providers who have allowed The Jag to fill their lusty and cock craving vaginas, faces, tits and assholes with my searing Jag seed. After all, without you gorgeous women, none of this would be possible. Hugs and kisses from The Jag to all my lovely ladies out there.

Finally, to all of my excellent Brothers: The Jag pledges his abiding and solemn affirmation to continue to be a productive and contributing member of this esteemed Board for as long as I am in this cock teasing, ball draining, vag stretching, orgasm inducing hobby of ours.

Sincerely, your humble servant.

JaguarXF.

**TooBe101** · 03-17-14 12:14

I have been chatting with her. Her handle here is SexiAri. She had been asking a good place to host. She just hosts for a few hours every now and then at different incalls. And she does body rubs only is what I am told.

Originally Posted by TPhresh3 [View Original Post]

Has anyone seen this provider? I've tried finding information on her here, as well as google and couldn't find much at all. I've seen her ads quite a few times over the past few months. She never mentions her name on her ads either.

Please let me know if you have any information on her.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...nly-28/5821803

**GregCroston** · 03-17-14 11:08

Originally Posted by GregCroston [View Original Post]

Service provider 6/10.

Massage (surprisingly) 9/10.

Standard extras for AMP 80 or an hour didn't partake in extras but one of those "you take care of me if I you" situations.

I noticed they definately film in rooms as their "Staff only" door has a computer with my table on it. Why do you think AMPs do this? I know all of them do. Why?

This is located on Osceola PrkWy Srry wasnt inlcluded.

**Sex Xes** · 03-17-14 09:23

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4377614856.html

$50/ hr cute girl (Jessie), pretty good massage no hint of extras.

Did not leave happy and she wasn't happy when I didn't tip.