Massage Parlor Reports

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 03-11-14 20:18

Gentlemen,

My apologies to those of you who sent me PM's. I have received a few dozen PM's over the past several days. Those of you who know me know that I always respond to my PM's as quickly as I can. Unfortunately, I have been out hobbying and have been delinquent in responding to you. However, I have read all of the PM's I have received. I will answer them in the next day or so.

Thanks,

JaguarXF

**Member #4881** · 03-11-14 18:16

Originally Posted by VerySlowly [View Original Post]

Regarding Luxsa, Natasha doesn't own it, she is the "Girlfriend" of one of the four hispanic men that own it. They make (require) the girls to go as a group to the downtown clubs and pass out business cards, they generally "pre-oil" the girls before the marketing trip so that they are loosened up before they hit the clubs.

As you can imagine not many girls are thrilled with this chore, one told me she felt like a streetwalker in really nice clothing with a cocktail in her hand. She is no longer there.

Understand I've never been to Luxsa nor will I ever go there, not my thing. I'm not an AMP or a Brothel guy, I've been to both in my long hobbling career and I prefer independent providers. I understand the need for all type of experiences and having tried the various venues but eventually you gravitate towards the one that leaves you most satisfied the majority of the time. Much like restaurants.

I would like to make a statement, Brothel or AMP owners know exactly what every girl in their employ is doing or not doing and if they don't they won't last long, LE will nail their ass to the wall.

As was previously stated there are thousands of guys who know nothing about the boards and as a result crappy AMPs and brothels and independents continue to flourish and all we can do is try to keep our brotherhood informed with the best and most truthful way we can.

We can't delude ourselves that everything we read on a board is even close to the truth but over time members get a sense as to who to believe and make decisions accordingly.

As the bible says you have to "separate the wheat from the chaff".

VS.

PM me if you want to know the owners of Luxsa, their GFs, BFs, girls who work there, the clubs they go to and clubs owners. You must have a legit reason though to ask for the info.

**Mclovin407** · 03-11-14 12:52

Originally Posted by SexXes [View Original Post]

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4360298922.html

Stopped by the new AMP at west colonial and good homes road. They were just opening, still setting the place up.

The masseuse was Amy, who I have previously seen at 99 Asian. Amy is a short fireplug of a woman. I think she also previously worked at the AMP at Kirkman and Conroy in the Publix shopping center.

My previous session with Amy were not that great so I did not partake of their services.

I'll stop by at a later date to see if there are choices available other than Amy.

I have been wondering about it. I posted a few weeks back that it was opening soon it real close to me.

**VerySlowly** · 03-11-14 12:19

Originally Posted by Gruglok [View Original Post]

The thing is that, I won't be going back no matter what Natasha does. See the problem is repeating the same cycle, $100 x5 reviews means they've easily taken in $500 on shitty service at a low estimate. $500 is enough for a person to steal for me considering this forum only represents a tiny fraction of the mongering crowd.

I hope they enjoy their earnings. I for one will not return, I'm also not trusting some of the reviews on these boards. So far it's been all shit with regards to the Body Rub world. AMP's still remain fairly successful, you either learn having receive one service or the other, and sometimes both for a moderate price. This industry isn't a necessity, or at least to me a must have, it's a hobby and I will look at it as such. $120 down the pipe for a toy I didn't get to play with is a shit buy no matter what the product is.

Regarding Luxsa, Natasha doesn't own it, she is the "Girlfriend" of one of the four hispanic men that own it. They make (require) the girls to go as a group to the downtown clubs and pass out business cards, they generally "pre-oil" the girls before the marketing trip so that they are loosened up before they hit the clubs.

As you can imagine not many girls are thrilled with this chore, one told me she felt like a streetwalker in really nice clothing with a cocktail in her hand. She is no longer there.

Understand I've never been to Luxsa nor will I ever go there, not my thing. I'm not an AMP or a Brothel guy, I've been to both in my long hobbling career and I prefer independent providers. I understand the need for all type of experiences and having tried the various venues but eventually you gravitate towards the one that leaves you most satisfied the majority of the time. Much like restaurants.

I would like to make a statement, Brothel or AMP owners know exactly what every girl in their employ is doing or not doing and if they don't they won't last long, LE will nail their ass to the wall.

As was previously stated there are thousands of guys who know nothing about the boards and as a result crappy AMPs and brothels and independents continue to flourish and all we can do is try to keep our brotherhood informed with the best and most truthful way we can.

We can't delude ourselves that everything we read on a board is even close to the truth but over time members get a sense as to who to believe and make decisions accordingly.

As the bible says you have to "separate the wheat from the chaff".

VS.

**Sex Xes** · 03-11-14 09:08

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4360298922.html

Stopped by the new AMP at west colonial and good homes road. They were just opening, still setting the place up.

The masseuse was Amy, who I have previously seen at 99 Asian. Amy is a short fireplug of a woman. I think she also previously worked at the AMP at Kirkman and Conroy in the Publix shopping center.

My previous session with Amy were not that great so I did not partake of their services.

I'll stop by at a later date to see if there are choices available other than Amy.

**Member #6038** · 03-11-14 06:20

Originally Posted by Dantanna [View Original Post]

Very tight bod, nice bolt-ons, good TS and attention to detail?

No it isn't. On the older side for Magic therapists. A little thick. Naturals, showing their age.

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 03-10-14 23:20

Gentlemen,

My Apologies. I meant to post this last week, but, I was busy pumping Jag jizz into the warm, moist, cock craving cervixes' of several of our lovely Orlando providers and failed to do so. You know how it is.

I called MBS a week or so ago and was told that Lisette was no longer working there. I nearly fucking fainted! What? Lisette is no longer at MBS? Are you fucking kidding me? She had been there for almost two years. Gentlemen, those of you who saw Lisette can attest to the fact that she was the most attractive and sensual Latina MBS has ever had. I saw her many times and never left disappointed. No, The Jag never fucked her, but, we came very close on multiple occasions. I firmly believe that if she did not have a regular BF, that, she would have fucked me. IMHO. Regardless, Lisette always took good care of me. We had great "chemistry" together and she will be sorely missed. Nikki left as well. I saw her a few times too. Nice looking AA girl who always made sure The Jag's ball sac was thoroughly drained. FS too. Nikki was a real pleasure to be with.

Honey will be back on 3-11-2014. That is what she told me when I saw her about 9 days ago.

Lisette, sweetie, if you are reading this, or, if someone who knows Lisette is reading this: PLEASE, baby, become an Independent rub gal so us Board members can continue to enjoy your hot Latina body and personality.

JaguarXF.

**Muff Luva** · 03-10-14 22:01

Originally Posted by Pbwardy02 [View Original Post]

Jaguar is hands down the best poster we have on this site. Those that criticize the man are out of their minds and should be banned from this site because the info he provides is accurate, detailed and entertaining.

So based on the Jags recommendation I saw Rosea last week. While my experience was different than his; never forget one of the fundamental rule of our hobby; YMMV

The good:

*Rosea is a clean girl. While the hotel she is at best workable, she keeps her room smelling good and clean
*Phenomenal tits. As jag pointed out, her fun bags are among the best this town has ever seen among providers. If you are a tit man, run to see this young lady
*Her body is on point if you are into curvy women with just a little fat on them. She takes care of herself and has very strong legs which I like in a women
*She is a smart girl. Unlike a lot of providers who are total morons and could not carry a good conversation to save their own lives, Rosea is an educated girl with real goals and aspirations in her life
*She plans on staying in Orlando for a while

The bad:
* At least with me, the full menu was not available. I honestly think I just got her on a bad day and she was not really in the mood. I am certainly no Don Juan but I tend to do ok with getting extras on the menu
* She also alluded to more service comes with a better donation a few times during my visit. Perhaps as her popularity has grown, she is becoming wiser to the business and asking for a bigger donation amount for additional services
* Different people have different taste. I respect my friend jags opinion and thank him for his post; that said, this girl is at very best has a plain Jane face and IMHO looks somewhat like an ogur. I am not attracted to her face whatsoever despite her good body. She is the definition of a butterface if you are into curvy, somewhat BBW
* She would not shut the f**k up about her knowledge of history. I'm trying to get off and this girl keeps going on about her knowledge of american history and her fascination with one of our former leaders of the 19th Century. I seriously felt like telling her to STFU and just talk dirty. I don't have it in me to be mean to girls however and just went along with the session. With that said, if Rosea is in a chatty mood, your session might be a real downer if you don't guide her in the right direction as I should have early on.

Overall, this is a nice girl with a great body if her body type is to your liking. I found her to be annoying despite the fact she was pretty bright. And that face; yeah I can't get past that mug. I won't be seeing her again because of it. YMMV and I think the rates for a good time may have gone up since the jags experience. Half the fun is in the hunt however and I have no regrets. Cheers and be safe out there gents.

Saw her a few days ago and it's pretty much this review. A little understated on the bad and overstated on the good.

**Muff Luva** · 03-10-14 21:57

Originally Posted by Gruglok [View Original Post]

The thing is that, I won't be going back no matter what Natasha does. See the problem is repeating the same cycle, $100 x5 reviews means they've easily taken in $500 on shitty service at a low estimate. $500 is enough for a person to steal for me considering this forum only represents a tiny fraction of the mongering crowd.

I hope they enjoy their earnings. I for one will not return, I'm also not trusting some of the reviews on these boards. So far it's been all shit with regards to the Body Rub world. AMP's still remain fairly successful, you either learn having receive one service or the other, and sometimes both for a moderate price. This industry isn't a necessity, or at least to me a must have, it's a hobby and I will look at it as such. $120 down the pipe for a toy I didn't get to play with is a shit buy no matter what the product is.

I've been wondering what spa at the end of a rainbow some of you have been finding. Seriously are you reviewing on a bell curve here, or is this just the best pussy you've ever had?

As for the semi-fiction fantasy; it doesn't help to over blow the expectations. The epic novel going on in your head while you're thrusting is pretty much just setting someone else up for a lackluster time.

**Don In Otown** · 03-10-14 20:53

Originally Posted by Gruglok [View Original Post]

The thing is that, I won't be going back no matter what Natasha does. See the problem is repeating the same cycle, $100 x5 reviews means they've easily taken in $500 on shitty service at a low estimate. $500 is enough for a person to steal for me considering this forum only represents a tiny fraction of the mongering crowd.

I hope they enjoy their earnings. I for one will not return, I'm also not trusting some of the reviews on these boards. So far it's been all shit with regards to the Body Rub world. AMP's still remain fairly successful, you either learn having receive one service or the other, and sometimes both for a moderate price. This industry isn't a necessity, or at least to me a must have, it's a hobby and I will look at it as such. $120 down the pipe for a toy I didn't get to play with is a shit buy no matter what the product is.

Nice. And I couldn't agree more. Either there's a fantasy world out there where my ass is never clean enough, or my sack needs more trimming. Or maybe my leg is just getting sore from having it pulled on a regular basis.

**Pinoboy** · 03-10-14 20:32

Originally Posted by Gruglok [View Original Post]

The thing is that, I won't be going back no matter what Natasha does. See the problem is repeating the same cycle, $100 x5 reviews means they've easily taken in $500 on shitty service at a low estimate. $500 is enough for a person to steal for me considering this forum only represents a tiny fraction of the mongering crowd.

I hope they enjoy their earnings. I for one will not return, I'm also not trusting some of the reviews on these boards. So far it's been all shit with regards to the Body Rub world. AMP's still remain fairly successful, you either learn having receive one service or the other, and sometimes both for a moderate price. This industry isn't a necessity, or at least to me a must have, it's a hobby and I will look at it as such. $120 down the pipe for a toy I didn't get to play with is a shit buy no matter what the product is.

Great post!

**Gruglok** · 03-10-14 20:25

Natasha, honey, if you are reading this, or, if Selena is reading this, please comment publically about the issues my brothers here have raised. I know you do not want to lose clients. And if the esteemed and venerable gentlemen on the Board begin to write poor reviews of Luxsa, notwithstanding The Jag's "magniloquent" reviews, then, some Board members may choose not to come to Luxsa.

The thing is that, I won't be going back no matter what Natasha does. See the problem is repeating the same cycle, $100 x5 reviews means they've easily taken in $500 on shitty service at a low estimate. $500 is enough for a person to steal for me considering this forum only represents a tiny fraction of the mongering crowd.

I hope they enjoy their earnings. I for one will not return, I'm also not trusting some of the reviews on these boards. So far it's been all shit with regards to the Body Rub world. AMP's still remain fairly successful, you either learn having receive one service or the other, and sometimes both for a moderate price. This industry isn't a necessity, or at least to me a must have, it's a hobby and I will look at it as such. $120 down the pipe for a toy I didn't get to play with is a shit buy no matter what the product is.

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 03-10-14 19:39

Originally Posted by LawDog17 [View Original Post]

Had a dream the other day and thought I would wait a few days like Jags so I could stealthily post about it. Unfortunately, Gruglok just beat me to the punch on my girl Nikki. I too was in the area and thought, what the hell I'll go to Luxsa. Last time there I saw Tori (great experience). This time new location, which I liked better. Had my choice of Nikki, tall, olive skinned super skinny girl or some other girl who was shorter and just sitting down to eat her dinner and seemed even less interested than Nikki (and she looked bored before I even got there). She was nice, led me to bathroom to wash my hands which is asked of all patrons. Which is a great rule, but I would appreciate paper towels so I don't have to wipe my now clean hands on someones cum towel, just saying. Not sure why she was concerned about hygene as I was wearing a suit and actually had just washed my hands but as they say when in rome. .6 for the hour at the door. $.40 in the room for total nude rub. Nikki was nice young girl with a broken or jammed finger so I got a one armed rub. Despite one arm she tried to give a good one, it just sucked because it ws one-armed. She hadn't shaved her legs in about a week or so and the stubble was high and prickley. She seemed to enjoy my roaming and was content on giving me a very happy ending. She has long and wavey hair that drapes down on you and when she tugs her face gets ever so close to the soldier. A little Russian on her very small topside and eventually, boom -- she walked out with a new hair conditioner, high in protein. Nikki was a sweet girl who seemed to try hard but she needs to shave the legs and learn a little more about customer service. She is nice and pretty. Not sure I would repeat with her but she ws a better choice than the dinner eater / tv watcher. Looks -6 (would have been a 7 but -1 for a that stubble) Rub 5 (nice try but way too short) Finish - 7 (great effort and no upcharge for the hair cream which may have startled her a little). As always YMMV, have fun.

And you went in to Natasha's place wearing a suit?? Fucking "a" brother! Nice work, indeed. What kind of suit did you wear? Brioni, Armani or Ermenegildo Zegna?

Seriously, I miss your awesome reviews. Protein rich conditioner is always a favorite amongst the providers. LOL. Drying your hands on a brothers' "cum towel", priceless! "Hair cream", fucking hilarious. That is too funny. I don't know if I ever heard of a "one armed rub" before. Is that like the "one armed man" on the old 1960's series, "The Fugitive"? LOL.

As far as the gal eating and watching TV is concerned. I am pretty sure that was my former UTR, now open to the Board, Ava. She loves to eat sitting on the couch while watching TV between clients. Please, brother LawDog, try out Ava. She is the real deal. A true co-ed "nymph". I trained her well and now she is ready to provide hobbyists with cock straining, ball draining experiences.

Again, it is great to see you posting reviews again. Oh, FYI, get a VIP card from Selena or Natasha. You said that you paid 60 for the hour? VIP membership (with the card) gets you one hour for 50. On the 5th visit, you get a free session.

JaguarXF.

**Dantanna** · 03-10-14 15:16

Very tight bod, nice bolt-ons, good TS and attention to detail?

Originally Posted by AncienTone [View Original Post]

Saw Tina there a few weeks ago. Very enjoyable.

**MittRomney** · 03-10-14 15:02

Originally Posted by JaguarXF [View Original Post]

I have defined the aforementioned acronyms previously. I am a gentleman and will not ask you, nor, anyone else, to RTFF. I will give you and others who are not familiar with The Jag's acronyms, their meaning.

I am always willing to assist my brothers here on the Board in anyway that I can.

Here you go, gentlemen:

BBBL- Bare Back Ball Lick.

BBACF. Bare Back Ass Crack Fuck.

BBCL. Bare Back Corona (Corona. The head of our swollen, engorged cocks) Lick.

COCL. Cum On CLit (clitoris).

I hope this helps.

JaguarXF.

This is the abbreviations for "be" on the site. Some of yours did not make the list. It also was not in the Urban Dictionary.

Batin (Malaysia) Groin massage, but sometimes means Handjob.

BBBJ Bare Back Blow Job (oral sex without condom).

BBBJTC Bare Back Blow Job to Completion (oral sex to orgasm).

BBBJTCWS Bare Back Blow Job to Completion with Swallowing.

BBBJWF Bare Back Blow Job With Facial.

BBFS Bare Back Full Service (sex).

BBS Barber Shop.

BBW Big Beautiful Woman.

BCD Behind Closed Doors.

BDSM Bondage, Discipline, Sado-Masochism.

Beret A condom.

Beso Negro Anal Rimming.

BF Boy Friend.

BFA Big Fat Ass.

BFE Boy Friend Experience.

BGR Boy-Girl-Relationship.

Birdwatching BBBJTCWS.

BJ Blow Job (oral sex on a man).

BL Body Lick.

Blackhole Anus.

BLS Ball Licking and Sucking.

Blue Pill Viagra.

Blue Steel Viagra.

Brown Shower Defecation on your partner.

BS Body slide. Service where woman may slide her body on yours using oil.

BS Body Scrub.

BSD Big Swinging Dick.

BSW Black Street Walker.

BTW By the Way.

Butterface Everything looks good, but her face.