Massage Parlor Reports

**ElginMonk** · 03-09-14 07:19

Went and saw my European provider near US Cellular field earlier today, she use to advertise on craigslist (google search it) Offers 60 for the hour and 40 for the ending. Full service is available but I have not partaked because I am married. She is pretty hot and a sweet lady.

BTW she use to advertise in the CL service section

Anyone remember Anna located in the condo in Des Plaines? She was the blonde that sold the pyramid scheme for commission during her sessions. Got a text telling me that she is doing massages again. Will be seeing her in a couple of days.

**Ron M** · 03-08-14 21:17

Originally Posted by Toosweet1975 [View Original Post]

Waste of money. Waste of time. Unreal!

Good luck and be safe.

Sorry you got Ripped Off at this place. Maybe now you should find yourself a Reliable Well Reviewed Provider. Now you know why I never go to any AMPs.

**DMichaels69** · 03-08-14 21:17

A vote not to tolerate bad service. A lot of AMP's have come and gone because of this and better off gone.

Originally Posted by Toosweet1975 [View Original Post]

I have Been going to The Logan Square Spa on and off for years. I have had personal relationships with a couple of these gals in the past. I have taken advantage of everything that you can possibly receive on Full Menu at this place. But, today will be my last visit here. I made a mistake today. It will never happened here again with me. I seen Nala!! I have read mixed reviews on her. This was my experience and review with her. Looks 3 ,personality 1, attitude 1. Body 1. Massage 0 , ending (mechanical 3). Well, it started with me waiting an extra Hour for her. I should of just went home, but this place has been very good to me in the past as I mentioned. She finally was ready to see me. I thought I was with a Robot the entire time with her. This was not a tantra. This was not even a massage. Worse experience ever!! She never removed any clothing at all. First time ever here!! Sorry for venting! But these people with horrible service needs to be put on blast. I guess, this is what I get for being away from mongering in a while. Waste of money. Waste of time. Unreal!

Good luck and be safe.

**Toosweet1975** · 03-08-14 21:09

I have Been going to The Logan Square Spa on and off for years. I have had personal relationships with a couple of these gals in the past. I have taken advantage of everything that you can possibly receive on Full Menu at this place. But, today will be my last visit here. I made a mistake today. It will never happened here again with me. I seen Nala!! I have read mixed reviews on her. This was my experience and review with her. Looks 3 ,personality 1, attitude 1. Body 1. Massage 0 , ending (mechanical 3). Well, it started with me waiting an extra Hour for her. I should of just went home, but this place has been very good to me in the past as I mentioned. She finally was ready to see me. I thought I was with a Robot the entire time with her. This was not a tantra. This was not even a massage. Worse experience ever!! She never removed any clothing at all. First time ever here!! Sorry for venting! But these people with horrible service needs to be put on blast. I guess, this is what I get for being away from mongering in a while. Waste of money. Waste of time. Unreal!

Good luck and be safe.

**Jakobh** · 03-08-14 19:13

Near grand and Ashland, seen Claire there, I think she has a slightly expanded menu, not all the way to FS, but you can definitely get more than a he, although that is all I got.

**CobraCrew** · 03-08-14 12:25

Originally Posted by BottleRocket12 [View Original Post]

Asking somebody to pay 40 dollars for self service is like asking the Day Laborers at Home Depot to pay you to watch you paint your own house.

This makes me curious as to what you guys drop for self-service.

I usually do $20.

**Ron M** · 03-07-14 23:34

Originally Posted by Jadedone [View Original Post]

Of course I did. First, she was kind of a *****. And second, she was about a 5 in the looks department. And the brief history we had up to that point was her haggling for more tips every time I saw her.

I thought you didn't like AMP's anyway?

Edit: I guess I should clarify. If she had a better personality and looked somewhat better I might have went for it. There are some providers I've had that I'd definitely take out.
And I should have stated earlier that it was an AMP.

I was just Curious why you turned her down.

**Jadedone** · 03-07-14 21:52

Originally Posted by RonM [View Original Post]

And you said No? Seriously?

Of course I did. First, she was kind of a *****. And second, she was about a 5 in the looks department. And the brief history we had up to that point was her haggling for more tips every time I saw her.

I thought you didn't like AMP's anyway?

Edit: I guess I should clarify. If she had a better personality and looked somewhat better I might have went for it. There are some providers I've had that I'd definitely take out.
And I should have stated earlier that it was an AMP.

**DMichaels69** · 03-07-14 20:14

I was at a Chinese place MP and she said I could do it myself. I laughed and said I don't do self serve then she laughed.

Originally Posted by Humpfree [View Original Post]

I don't even go to a self serve car wash. She must realy think she's something.

**Raoul Duke** · 03-07-14 18:59

Originally Posted by Humpfree [View Original Post]

Good to see you back. It has quit a wile, How you Been? Getting warm soon I hope.

Doing well, thanks. Hope the same for you. I'm with you on the weather, hopefully sooner than later. It's been a long winter and a bit of a dry spell when it comes to finding any hot, young spinners. Here's to better days.

**Humpfree** · 03-07-14 17:45

Originally Posted by RaoulDuke [View Original Post]

50 wouldn't buy you FS at the dive bars in Cicero in the mid 1980's. Hell, it wouldn't even buy a HE at the joints in Belevedere back in 1989. I do recall $20 bjs being available by SWs along Sheridan back around 1981, that's about it. That said, I find it hard to believe that a Chicago brothel would operate at those prices during the dates that you indicated. Moreover, where's the logic in paying more to see someone on the outside? Ron, you're an enigma.

Good to see you back. It has quit a wile, How you Been? Getting warm soon I hope.

**Humpfree** · 03-07-14 17:40

Originally Posted by HawkerHunter7 [View Original Post]

Again lame massage with this Italian girl. She puts a bikini and that's it she didn't finish the hour massage when flipped she said do it yourself but pay me 40 dollars I said no thank you it's a jack shack so avoid please her face is worst than in the picture it's full of acne like really gross.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...th-me/19041420

I don't even go to a self serve car wash. She must realy think she's something.

**Humpfree** · 03-07-14 17:36

Originally Posted by Tripps [View Original Post]

Great stuff. I'm almost never down that way but your story makes me want to go out of my way. It's been many years since I've seen what I'd consider "smoking" hot in a parlour. Appreciate the report!

I would bet LE is too. Happy hunting.

**Ron M** · 03-07-14 13:50

Originally Posted by FngrBngr [View Original Post]

One recently asked if I'd like to go to the movies. It was great and free. If any of you have noticed many of these girls actually live at the mp. It must suck.

FB.

That's Awesome for you. I can't go to any AMPs. I'm not into the Asian Girl thing.

**FngrBngr** · 03-07-14 13:45

Originally Posted by RonM [View Original Post]

And you said No? Seriously?

One recently asked if I'd like to go to the movies. It was great and free. If any of you have noticed many of these girls actually live at the mp. It must suck.

FB.