Massage Parlor Reports

[PatsForevr]

I had the good fortune of visiting Orlando recently and was really excited, as my base area has no where near the offerings of your fine area. I did my homework based on the solid intel on this forum and some good advice from fellow Mongers. AMPs are usually my mainstay, but I wanted to try B2 B and chose Luxsa. I'd seen the special offered by Luxsa for USASG members, so I called and booked one hour at the flat rate. I was greeted by Nikki, 5'7, Brazilian heritage, mid-late 20's, smallish chest and great ass! As she took me back to the room, I asked whether any other girls were available, she replied that there were two others but they were currently in appointments. Nikki told me to make myself comfortable and that she'd be right back. When she returned, she was wearing just a dark lace bra and thong! That's when things started heading South. Nikki began the most lame massage I'd ever experienced. Like I said earlier, the beauty of AMPs is that you're usually going to get a decent, and in some cases excellent massage to start. Nikki spent around 5 minutes with one hand painting a circle on my back. Ok, Ok, I know why I was there, so I'm thinking that things will definitiely imrpove on the flip, right? Nikki makes some lame efforts with a little more lotion on my legs, then goes right for my happy place. I pull her bra aside and begin licking her small, dark brown nipples and rubbing her gorgeous ass. She's great to look at, and she's really pumping furiously on me now, but I'm only a few minutes into the session and am thinking to myself, at this pace, I'll never last the hour. I ask her to pause as I try to prevent an early end to my session! Nikki next climbs up on the table and straddles my thighs and starts to work on me again. I'm roaming with my hands and start to try to remove the thong. Unfortunately, Nikki wasn't agreeable. I then asked Nikki to wrap those small but silky smooth tits on me which she proceeded to slide up and down on my aching spot. I asked her to talk dirty to me, but to my disappointment, she wouldn't. She then looked at the time and told me that we were out of time which caught me completely by surprise. I reminded her that I'd booked an hour at the flat rate. She said they must have double-booked by mistake and that she'd give me .2 of my flat rate back. Based on how disappointing the appointment had become, I agreed to the offer. Nikki then grabbed hold while I kept fondling her gorgeous ass as things came to an end. After a quick cleanup, I thanked her and left. I know that YMMV, but I wasn't looking for FS. I think for the amount of coin we Monger's put down, that we should get what's advertised. I'd booked the hour, confirmed it upon arrival and expected reasonable service for at least most of the hour. I was out the door 20 minutes later. Big disappointment. Maybe you'll have better luck.

[Lebowski69]

Stopped by Magic today and met up with Tina. Had a very nice ts and massage with a very satisfying release with plenty of roaming upstairs and downstairs. Very enjoyable experience will be back for more as I think the menu expands upon return visits.

The dude abides.

[Jrod 216]

Sorry but this is a late report. I have been out of town now for 2 weeks on business and have not had any free time to post. So Here goes. I have been to to places in Kissimmee that have been pretty good to me.

The 1st on was'.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...806-22/9408374

I have been here 2 times. The 1st time had a girl that gave all the right signals but when it came to the deed no dice. Must have been due to the large crowd that was at Fox and Hound right next door. (That is the only bad thing is its next to a bar). It was a late night and they were slammed. Must of had 8 mongers come in while I was on the table. Anyway on my way out I ran into the other girl that was there. Her name was Amy. She is Korean and a solid 7 on the scale. Nice tight body on her. So needless to say she was the new target for my adventures. A few days went by and I gave them a call to see if she was there and set up the appointment. Great table shower, good massage and a full nude with DATY end. $70 House fee and $50 tip. P.S. She has great tits!

2nd on the list is'.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...t-call/9874113

Now I have been here before and posted about it. However the management has changed and low and behold I get Amy again. So I talked to her and found out that the girls bounce back and forth between the two places. Makes it look like new talent comes around I guess. Anyway same service as last time with her but I tried to push the envelope and she polity declined and said she will not go any farther that what she has done. Too Bad because it would be fun. Like I said before sorry for the late report. Stay Safe!

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

I unfortunately did NOT have the same experience with Rosea. Set up an appointment today, everything seemed good until the appointment time (which was of her choosing), when she just stopped replying. That was two hours ago, she still hasn't answered any of my texts. Glad it worked out for you Jag, but my experience was sadly empty.

Not sure why she stopped responding to you. That is odd. What time where you supposed to se her?? Sometimes she has friends text her or they have to come by to pick up a bike or something silly. But they ALWAYS text her first and they have never come to her hotel room unannounced. At least not while we were together. Did you say or text something that "spooked" her. Providers will do that if they get a bad "vibe" from a client. Especially new clients.

But, trust me. And OS can back me on this, Rosea is a fucking young co-ed type of gal that LOVES to please. She is curvy and sexy. Not BBW, but just larger boned. She totally enjoys your company and her fucking menu is "wide" (insert pun here) open. I mean WIDE open, like I alluded to in my recent post.

Give her another try, brother Hung, and see what happens.

Good luck,

JaguarXF

[Cdmanoise]

In the are for a few weeks. After sorting through the reviews (thanks for all the good info fellow mongers) decided to try Asahi. Called the number I found on the internet for them, and after ringing for about 3 min finally went to some recording "please enter your access code". Gave up on that one as I was not about to drive 35 min to find out if they are closed. Decided on Jennie at Magic based on this review. Asked for a strong massage. Service was great, and Jenny was cute. Perhaps 8 to 9 on a scale and only because she is not getting any younger. Soft touch was great. Love the hair down the back. Dind't ask for any extras, and the standard finish was great. Definitley would repeat and will minimize any further details for my friends from LEO who are reading.

Looks like Jenny at Magic is on the "Vacation" as they always tell you when they are gone. Drew Yumi, likely mid 40's slender tall not bad looking for her age. Massage was decent as well as finish. Overall, it was just ok but I may be Jaded as I was expecting Jenny.

[Member #5324]

Some new talent at Spa 192. Cindy is still there and she still provides excellent service, although she limits the extras more than I would like. Today I was introduced to two new Korean girls, both young and cute. I still ended up with Cindy but I want to try these other girls soon. The place was busy, and there were several cars in the lot when I left, so it seems like they are popular. I haven't seen anybody comment on them, but it seems promising.

[OTown69]

As in Tang's usual fashion, I visited 2 of Orlando's AMP's.

First stop of the day was at Lucky Dragon on the intersection of Bumby and Colonial. I used to visit this place on a regular basis as they provided an above average massage, a very decent table shower, plenty of roaming, nakedness, HE, etc. I'm sad to say that this place has gone legit. After testing the waters with 3 providers over the last couple of weeks, I can say that there is only lady there that will take care of my needs.Mamasan. But, for my cash, I won't settle anymore, I'm done with Lucky Dragon.

No need to place a link for this place...should be avoided. Draping, draping, and more draping. Used elbows on my spine which was very uncomfortable, and had to ask the lady to stop...REALLY?

Ok.

Now I'm upset, as I'm now sore, down 80 bones, blue balls, headache, all the above. Time to visit my sure thing.

Second stop of the day was to The Green T Spa down the street on Colonial, near the I4 entrance. I walk in and greeted by the same lady, everytime. Must be the Mamasan, but I like her spunky-have-fun attitude, and she always seems thrilled to see me walk in. I'd say 35-40 ish, pretty slender, gives pretty good massage, but the real reason I visit here is her open menu. Of course YMMV. She offers everything under the sun, I don't visit AMP's for FS, but I'm sure for the right price, it's all good. I usually opt for a naked session complete with roaming, BJ, HE, and such. Never fails coming here, always taken care of, always a smile on her face! Will repeat business. Hug, goodbyes, opens up the back door for me so I don't have to walk around. Actually now that I think about it, Tang's heading to Green T for a relax session right now...

http://www.rubmaps.com/erotic-massag...rlando-fl-5082#rubmaps.

I don't see this spa advertise on BP. Lucky Dragon advertises on Craigslist.

I can't wait for my first visit to Park Avenue and Invigor8 this WEEKEND! Want to try out Emily! Don't let me down Jag! HAHA.

-TANG.

I need to follow up on Abomb's report. I went to Green T and got met by (probably) the same provider he speaks of. She greets me at the back where I parked and escorted me to the massage table. I pay the .7 standard and lay down on table and she leaves for a minute or so and then comes back.

Here's where it goes opposite of Abomb and definitely downhill for me hereafter. After only 5-10 minutes on the table, someone comes into the establishment and she leaves to greet them. She comes back in after a couple of minutes and asked me if she can set the new arriver up and take another few minutes or so. I graciously say yes (cause I'm a reasonable guy). She is gone no less than 20-25 minutes and I am getting more and more impatient and upset (and less gracious) at being ignored. Finally, I get up and get dressed and make ample noise to draw her attention from the other room where she was now conducting another session after placing me on a long hold. She comes running out of the other room and runs into mine and starts apologizing and saying she will only be a few more minutes and assures me I will be made "happy" and said she will make it up to me (in broken English of course).

Again, after yet another 10-15 minutes, she finally comes in and restarts the session. However, since the AC was set on max and I was laying face down for so long, my sinuses got all congested and I could not breath normally. I got about a 6/10 massage on backside. On the flip I was now so miserable from the environmental conditions I had to tell her to shut off the AC. She left to do that and came back in and started the HE part but was, let me say, so "rough on the parts" that things were just not working. I think it was a combination of being "pissed off", "freezing and congested", and having "fingernails dug into the boys", I was not enjoying this AMP outing.

I even tried to coach her to have a reasonable technique where skin wasn't being ripped or cut, but the constructive coaching would not stick. She would just quickly revert back to the original method after just a few seconds and, as a result, I just was not able to get there.

I am not going back. She may have been a nice girl, and maybe meant well. But the treatment of being put aside and ignored in favor of someone coming in later, not providing good comfortable environment, and not guarding against near torture techniques on the HE, is not worth a repeat. Just my $0.02 on Green T.

Otown69.

[Nats53]

I'm a senior member in Maryland and for years enjoyed Linda's services. I know she re-located to Orlando two years ago.

I'm headed to Orlando and discovered to my dismay that her studio closed. Does anyone know where she landed?

Any info is greatly appreciated. Thanks and stay safe Nats53.

[TRowePrice]

I'm going to submit them to urban dictionary LOL.

I have defined the aforementioned acronyms previously. I am a gentleman and will not ask you, nor, anyone else, to RTFF. I will give you and others who are not familiar with The Jag's acronyms, their meaning.

I am always willing to assist my brothers here on the Board in anyway that I can.

Here you go, gentlemen:

BBBL- Bare Back Ball Lick.

BBACF. Bare Back Ass Crack Fuck.

BBCL. Bare Back Corona (Corona. The head of our swollen, engorged cocks) Lick.

COCL. Cum On CLit (clitoris).

I hope this helps.

JaguarXF.

[JaxTruckDriver]

I have been off the Board for few days so hobbying hard. I hope I am not too late, JTD. All rub places and AMP's here in Orlando will easily accommodate your request for a HE. A HE is really the minimum, if you will, that you can expect from these places. The vast majority of Orlando AMP's and rub joints have been reviewed by our esteemed members. Most, if not all, are open past midnight. Certainly, if you have some idle time (really IDLE time, LOL), you can review my posts and see many gals that are ready, willing and able to meet your needs. There may be some guys here that know more about the AMP's than I do, that can provide you with more info.

Again, The Jag thanks you for your kinds words and I appreciate everything truckers do for our great Nation.

JaguarXF.

Thanks man. My haul actually got moved to next week, so that works out.

I have a couple of quick questions. It's hard to find the names of the parlors in their backpage ads.

There is this one:

Orlando. backpage.com/ BodyRubs / its-raining-its-pouring-but-its-not-boring-in-here-23/10017205.

And then this one:

Orlando. backpage.com/ BodyRubs /4072036797-b2 b-sexy-latina-and-american-girls-flat-fee-specials-25/8586526.

What are the names of these? MBS is the first one? Maybe the second one is Essence? Sorry for the noob questions.

And also, the one that says "flat rates"... What does that mean? Is that really $100 for a HE?

Thanks again for helping a guy out. I have tried to do my research as best I can, but it's usually late at night and my eyes are tired!

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

What in the hell do the following terms mean? BBCL, BBACF, BBBL, and COCL?

I have defined the aforementioned acronyms previously. I am a gentleman and will not ask you, nor, anyone else, to RTFF. I will give you and others who are not familiar with The Jag's acronyms, their meaning.

I am always willing to assist my brothers here on the Board in anyway that I can.

Here you go, gentlemen:

BBBL- Bare Back Ball Lick.

BBACF. Bare Back Ass Crack Fuck.

BBCL. Bare Back Corona (Corona. The head of our swollen, engorged cocks) Lick.

COCL. Cum On CLit (clitoris).

I hope this helps.

JaguarXF.

[HungInOrlando]

I unfortunately did NOT have the same experience with Rosea. Set up an appointment today, everything seemed good until the appointment time (which was of her choosing), when she just stopped replying. That was two hours ago, she still hasn't answered any of my texts. Glad it worked out for you Jag, but my experience was sadly empty.

1. Called this gal twice within the past week. Says she is in a hotel somewhere over the rainbow. Said she would get back to me after she "settles in". Asked if the photos were of her. She said yes and that she will be working out of her hotel. I waited until later on that afternoon and then called her again. No reply.

I have not heard from her since.

Spidey senses tell me that the pics are fake (you young bucks, who know the Tineye routine, feel free to opine) and that she is not the real deal.

Just The Jag's .02.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ted-32/9772660

2. Heather: "Reiki" for The Jag. Heather is also an LMT. Lake Mary location. Saw this attractive gal recently. I have seen her ads in the past and have been tempted. I believe she has been reviewed here in the past year or so. Heather is 27,5-6/135 lbs / bl / bl. Body: 7.5/10. She looks like she has a very nice ass and curvy hips. Called her and made the appointment. She was very pleasant and friendly over the phone. I did not put her through "Jag's phone sex" test but her voice was sexy, indeed. Heather works out of her condo in Lake Mary. I showed up. She greets me at the door and gives me a warm hug. We go into the dining / living room area where she has her table nicely adorned. Draping is optional. I told her that a sheet would be fine to cover my "Jag junk", if you will. She had some Japanese type relaxation music playing during the session. We started on my stomach. The sheet covered my ass as she did her Reiki thing all over my shoulders, back, hamstrings and calves for about 20 minutes. On the flip: She lets the sheet stay on my cock and balls as she moves into massage mode. Heather was very playful, somewhat flirtatious and told me that she really enjoys her work. She massaged my feet, calves and thighs with an awesome technique that had my prick rapidly cumming to attention. Still, Heather was very professional and told me that she is bound by the "Hippocratic Oath", if you will, of the LMT profession and is not supposed to massage certain "areas of knead". I told her it was perfectly fine with The Jag if she accidentally massaged my extreme upper / inner thigh areas. After some friendly discussion, Heather agreed on a compromise. She would not "touch" the sensitive area around my "knead", but she would go as far as she felt comfortable doing. As she moved up my thighs, her soft hands told me that the menu may be open for discussion. Softly, sensually, teasingly, Heathers warm fingers began to get erotically close my "pleading" sac. As my cock began to twist and turn with arousal, the lovely Heather "accidentally", brushed over my sac with repeated, soft flowing strokes. My God, her hands and forearms were as smooth as JJ's, or Tara Marie's. If this was the art of "Reiki" seduction, then, The Jag was "all in". Again and again, the sexy Heather moved her soft sensual, feminine fingers across my sac and the base of my now, cum oozing cock. The Jag could take no more. As if on cue, Heather began to sensually massage the "taint" area beneath my now taught and churning sac. She smiled at me as I began a little SS. Knowing that I was close to ejaculating; this lovely and highly sensual LMT gave me a great assist by gently squeezing the very base of my turgid cock. That was it! I exploded in a geyser of searing Jag seed that shot straight up and landed with a DNA laden splat all over her sexy hands and forearms. Heather continued to massage my sac and the base of my prick as I milked the last desperate spurts of life from my ejaculating cock, with her hands and forearms now covered in warm semen. She cleaned me up with a towel and seemed to enjoy the session as much as I did. Of note: Heather allowed some very mild OTC roaming during the session. Gentlemen, Heather is very sensual, sexy and is a bit more "enigmatic", if you will, than other LMT's that I have seen. Though the session was an "SS", with great assist, The Jag does recommend Heather. 90/ hr. http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4357705442.html.

3. Ava at Luxsa: Gentlemen, The Jag has been keeping this gal "UTR" for quite a while now and now that I have "trained her" if you will, I am sending this hot little 23 year old co-ed out into the world to be enjoyed by all of the Board members on USASG who have not yet had the pleasure of seeing this lovely and very talented young woman. True, Ava has been at Luxsa since early-December, 2013, but Ava is a "novice", if you will, in this business. I have received one or two PM's about this hot provider and I have, up until now, kept her UTR. However, since I have promised CEO Natasha that I would NOT be graphic in my reviews of her stable of beauties, this review of Ava will be limited to the basics. Anyone who is desirous of my quality Intel on Ava can PM me. Here are the basics: Ava, 23 years old. 5-3/125/ black / br: Great little titties and an absolutely fat, round, succulent, and delicious ass with a near perfect co-ed cheerleader "split". Ava's co-ed vag is neatly shaved, sweet and very aromatic. She has one or two discreet tats, (though I try not to look at tats on a woman as they are generally a turn off for me). She sometimes wears a long ornate chain around her neck. Her nipples are dark brown and perfectly shaped. Ava's skin is very smooth, soft and oh so fucking warm! Ava is a real man pleaser and takes direction as well as any gal in the biz. Ava is a bit of an "over achiever" and delivers the "goods", if you will. Ava performed many excellent body rubs for me and I always left, drained, spent, exhausted and more than ready to cum back for more of this insatiable and gorgeous coed. A key attribute of Ava, is that there is an aura of "innocence" about her that makes our sessions even more sexually explosive. We have even gone "overtime" in our sessions due to the sexual intensity. Ava is somewhat demur and shy at times. Her eyes are truly, mesmerizing and enchanting. Her young co-ed sensuality was on full display during all of our sessions. When Ava looks at you, while you are finger blasting her and smiles that seductive ball draining smile of hers, the only thing you can think about is whether or not you will be able to hold back your orgasm. Ava will talk dirty upon request and there is fetish play upon request. Especially foot fetish / submission play! Her hands and fingers are very smooth. (Though I wish she would get a French manicure / pedicure to replace that ugly cream colored finger nail and toenail Polish she currently wears. No offense, sweetie). The skin on Ava's porn friendly body is also very smooth and warm. When Ava gets on the table and begins her erotic nude body rub, you will understand what eroticism is all about. Fast, slow, medium, Ava has all of your needs in mind during the session and she will leave you drained and extremely satisfied. Ava will rub, slither, slide, glide and ride her hot little co-ed body all over your cock and balls until you are ready to unload your "choad". Ava can squeeze, tease, please and "finish" as well as anyone at Luxsa. Yes, that includes you too, Selena my love, as I know you are reading this now and will report back to my sexy Natasha. FIV, BBBL, DATY, BBBJCIMWOS, BBCL, BBACF, BBFS (depends upon her time of the month) Russian too. As I said earlier in this review, these are just the basic details as they relate to Ava. PM for the rest. The Jag highly, highly recommends Ava. Total coin varies. Expect to spend between 160-250. http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...image=10011799.

4. Jessica at Essence: Jessica was formerly part of "McKenzie's Crew" over at Harbor Beach Apts. I saw Jessica at HB and then at Essence. Jessica is: 5-6/110 lbs. Itty bitty titties and very thin. She has slim hips but a cute little ass. Though, she is a bit too thin for The Jag's liking. I thought I would provide a quick review for those members who like very thin gals. (Disclaimer: I have seen Selena many times at Luxsa. Those of you, who know Selena, know she is VERY thin: Especially her legs. However, there is something about Selena and her sexy "fuck me" face and tits that keeps me cumming back to her). Jessica is very clean and sexy. Her vag is neatly trimmed and naturally fragrant (remember guys, a pussy that smells like perfume is not a pussy to "fuck" with). Jessica is very, very friendly too and seems to be intelligent, engaging and a pleasure to be with. I just had a basics rub sessions with her and came away satisfied each time. Jessica does allow roaming with good finger blasting in the vag. She takes her time to make sure that your needs are met and she is not a clock watcher at all. Her nude rub technique is outstanding and she will glide over your cock and balls until you explode. No FS to my knowledge though I did not try. Will do BBBL, BBCL and BBACF too. Those gentlemen here on the Board who like very thin "spinner" type gals will thoroughly enjoy the sexy and attractive Jessica. The link here is not of her, but it is a fair representation of Jessica. Total coin: 150. http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...&image=9877279.

5. Selena at Essence: Saw this hot and sexy Latina at Essence Spa, LLC very, very recently. Like Natasha at Luxsa and Lynn at I-8, Tatiana has recently asked that I not provide explicit reviews of her lovely stable of beauties. I will honor her request, as I have honored the others'. So here are the basics: Selena is: 5-5/125/ light brown / reddish-blonde hair / brown eyes. Nice curvy hips. Small titties and a really nice tight and round ass. Her skin and hands are very smooth, warm and soft. She takes direction well and is eager to try "new" techniques, if you will. Selena is a very nice girl and is a true man pleaser. Her vag is neatly shaved, aromatic and her clit is perfectly "dome" shaped. She talks filthy dirty like The Jag likes and she will do most anything for you. Selena is an articulate and intelligent Latina that will please her man like almost every other Latina I have had the pleasure to be with. Selena will get nude on the table and glide all over you until you are near sexual "Nirvana". She really gets "into" her sessions with dynamic Latina passion. Her manual / tactile technique is awesome and she provides a super-hot BTB-BB simul-fuck, for a ball draining finfish. BBBL, BBCL, BBACF, COA, COCL and Russian. This link looks very much like Selena from behind, though I can't say for sure. Will repeat. More Intel on Selena via PM. Total coin: 150-240. http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...image=10012147.

6. Rosea: This is just a quick follow-up. I have seen her about 5 times and have reviewed her on here as well. I just wanted to add, again, that Rosea does speak Greek. Her menu has opened up to the point where she is amenable to most any suggestion, "position", or, sexual fetish that you can think of. She is truly a wonderful young woman. Her skin is so fucking soft. Her tits are huge AND firm. Nice big curvy hips. Her asshole is perfect and seductively puckered. She has a ball draining "split". DFK, GFE, BBBJCIMWS, Anal, Russian. She is fairly attractive, IMHO, too. All for the bargain price of 150/ hour. http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...&image=9902366.

JaguarXF.

[TreeFiddy]

Review: Visited Candy, she advertises on BP rather frequently and has been for a while. Rents a room in an office location a few miles from Semoran and Howell Branch intersection. Flat rate of (25) for BBBJ and CFS. She has a nice personality and is up front about wanting to please. Personally I won't repeat, I would recommend though for other lurkers business transactions. They may find her more their cup of tea, stands about 5'5" and 160 lbs, blonde, mid40's, and from what I can guess natural Ds or so. Honestly new to this and will be more attentive to detail on the next escapade.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...and-40/8947660

Prior to the visit I did call / text with the Latina girls (2?) that work in the same area. They were my primary choice yet had full schedules. From what I got they are about the rub business and did attempt to accommodate me as professionally as a provider could. I will most likely stop by next week and review them after.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...out-27/8770899

Really wanted to try Invigor-8's blonde girl, Nicole or even Skyy. Thank you Bjceb and Gruglok for the reviews, dodged bullets there with saving half of my paycheck.

[AncientOne]

What in the hell do the following terms mean? BBCL, BBACF, BBBL, and COCL?

Although I have not seen Jessica at Essence, I have seen Selena and Tatiana. From Jags description of her chest, "itty bitty titties", it would make that place a magnet for ladies with similar endowments! Just a heads up for all you big busted lovers, Essence is not where you will be fulfilled. Otherwise I agree with Jags assessment of Selena. Tatiana is awesome as well.

[Maggot]

What in the hell do the following terms mean? BBCL, BBACF, BBBL, and COCL?

Keep in mind the Jag's writing style, how much information he's typically trying to convey, and what a funny mofo he is. For example, I would bet the BBACF is a BB ass crack fsck, and the CLs are probably BB clit / labia without penetration. BBBL... Maybe a ball licking? Got me on that one.