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[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Thanks for the review of this one because I have been thinking about having a taste myself. A stinky snatch is probably the biggest turn off to me so I feel your pain. If you providers are reading this post please wash it a little better down there and the ass too. Thanks.

Hilarious, indeed Bertil. And you are 100 per cent correct, sir.

I posted a comment about a well known provider (though I did not mention her by name to protect her privacy) approximately two months ago regarding the same aforementioned issue. I was having a threesome with her and another provider and as I bent this gal over to fuck her K-9, an malodorous stench emanated from her "split" that nearly knocked me unconscious. I kid you not gentlemen. The pungent "calculus", if you will, that contaminated the air around her "split" and soared towards my nostrils was something that the CDC in Atlanta would have "quarantined" and labeled as a "bio-hazard". The gag-reflex inducing smell was so bad, that it seared my nostrils. The stench remained in my nostrils for about two days thereafter. I never saw that provider again.

Providers, refer to my PSA from two months ago if you need some guidance with this subject.

JaguarXF.

[Jan Gorzo]

Whatever thoughts you have about visiting Kelsey, do NOT absolutely in any case do it. Otherwise you will regret it like I did. It was the worst day of my monger life. Check both my report (post # 3116) and the one from Soicanhide (post # 3115) in the Escort Classified Ads -- Member Discussions.

I been checking out Kelsey, does anyone have any info.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ive-29/9989581

Thanks.

[Dvfldv]

Usually you can get the embassy suites on I drive for 99 bucks. Free breakfast, free mgrs reception with beer and wine. And free discrete parking. Not to busy, but steady amount of human traffic throughout the day to conceal any amount of gentleman guests coming up to the room. Next to Dave and busters and literally walking distance to everything around the convention center.

Just not in the Provider Ad Only section... I'm sure Ashley Monroe, Kelsey180, or one of the ladies has some specific insight, like Orlando City vs. Non "City" locations or any other important insider advice, maybe they would share, possibly...

Be Safe,

Dvfldv.

[Dvfldv]

TOFTT on this one. Haven't seen any report on her and the pics did look appealing so took a dip. It's pretty much her pics but she is more slimmer in person. I set up a time, was nice on the phone and we met at the agreed time. Safe incall at one of the motels. The room however smelled heavily of smoke but I could still breathe so stayed back. She undressed in a second and was ready for action. She asked me to put the donation on the night stand and never touched it until I left. Then she took out the cover and that's when I thought its not going to be worth it. Anyway her rate was .8 for 30 so I said lets see what happens. She worked with her hands to get me hard and on with the CBJ..lame. Oh yeah one of her front teeth is cracked that's why she won't open her mouth so much. No kissing either. I just asked her, do you enjoy doing this work? She said, "No. Its just business". Well lady, there are many wonderful women out there who would at least pretend to say they like it. But we are blessed to have great providers in the O Town who know how to please. Anyway she kept going and decided to keep it to a hand shake only as her "other appointment" was on the way. I wasnt enjoying anyway. Let it cum, dressed up and left.

Needless to say, I wouldn't recommend.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ild-22/9878927

I have come dangerously close to calling her recently, but will abort any such plan to do so. There are too many other good providers out there to waste time and $$ on mediocrity... My thanks for the TOFTT, have you tried Michelle Moore or Amanda?? Or Sara...Altamonte is one of the Adult play areas of Orlando...Better luck next time..Thanks...

Dave "dvfldv".

[Member #4850]

I must give Heather a little credit as she always manages to keep her posts "interesting" if you will. In the body-rub section of backpage, I caught her ad as soon as it became available and I saw these two photographs. .

I don't know how BP works, but her ad always seems to (ahem cough cough) "self-correct" back to her stock photographs after a given amount of time. It's always the one she always has up. Well played Heather. Here's the link: http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...s-40/10023526..

[TooBe101]

TOFTT on this one. Haven't seen any report on her and the pics did look appealing so took a dip. It's pretty much her pics but she is more slimmer in person. I set up a time, was nice on the phone and we met at the agreed time. Safe incall at one of the motels. The room however smelled heavily of smoke but I could still breathe so stayed back. She undressed in a second and was ready for action. She asked me to put the donation on the night stand and never touched it until I left. Then she took out the cover and that's when I thought its not going to be worth it. Anyway her rate was .8 for 30 so I said lets see what happens. She worked with her hands to get me hard and on with the CBJ..lame. Oh yeah one of her front teeth is cracked that's why she won't open her mouth so much. No kissing either. I just asked her, do you enjoy doing this work? She said, "No. Its just business". Well lady, there are many wonderful women out there who would at least pretend to say they like it. But we are blessed to have great providers in the O Town who know how to please. Anyway she kept going and decided to keep it to a hand shake only as her "other appointment" was on the way. I wasnt enjoying anyway. Let it cum, dressed up and left.

Needless to say, I wouldn't recommend.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ild-22/9878927

[BuzzAndWoody]

Usually you can get the embassy suites on I drive for 99 bucks. Free breakfast, free mgrs reception with beer and wine. And free discrete parking. Not to busy, but steady amount of human traffic throughout the day to conceal any amount of gentleman guests coming up to the room. Next to Dave and busters and literally walking distance to everything around the convention center.

Sexy independent mixed provider not new to the game but needing some advise. Would like to get an in-call for a few days and would like to know what area is good and full of traffic? Any advice is welcome! Thanks!

[Bertil]

I had a Dream with Jamie awhile back and while it seemed like it would be great at first, it turned into a nightmare.


Now, to be completely honest, she is extremely cute and way better looking in person than in her pictures. We start going at it and everything is covered. The CBJ is not that great but it's passable and we get ready for doggy style. That is when the nightmare really took over..she had the absolute worse smelling vagina that I have ever smelled in my life. It was so bad that I could not finish and just left. I rushed home and took a long shower and scrubbed as hard as I could stand to.

Trust me guys, the smell is not worth it.

Thanks for the review of this one because I have been thinking about having a taste myself. A stinky snatch is probably the biggest turn off to me so I feel your pain. If you providers are reading this post please wash it a little better down there and the ass too. Thanks.

[Rutker504]

Sorry guys, here is the link to the Jamie that should be avoided.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...all-21/9778840

[Rutker504]

I had a Dream with Jamie awhile back and while it seemed like it would be great at first, it turned into a nightmare.

Sent her a text because I was around other people when I felt the urge and she responded promptly. We set up an hour appointment for a couple hours later and when I sent her a message to verify and get her location 45 minutes before hand she responded quickly again. When I am 5 minutes away, she says she is at the store and would be 15 minutes late. I was in a forgiving mood so I decided to wait it out. When I finally get in the room, she tells me that her girlfriend that she shares the room with was waiting somewhere and in a bad mood so she can't do an hour whatever, we agree on a half hour.

Now, to be completely honest, she is extremely cute and way better looking in person than in her pictures. We start going at it and everything is covered. The CBJ is not that great but it's passable and we get ready for doggy style. That is when the nightmare really took over..she had the absolute worse smelling vagina that I have ever smelled in my life. It was so bad that I could not finish and just left. I rushed home and took a long shower and scrubbed as hard as I could stand to.

Trust me guys, the smell is not worth it.

[Hockeyboy]

Have seen her ad at various cities ...is she legit? http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ics-22/9900481.

[AncientOne]

An interesting question.

I think most SP's either do just off I-Drive or on McCoy near the airport. A few are at I-4 and 436. For me, it would be better on the West side, but I am on the road for the next couple weeks so don't do it for me.

Truthfully, I just suggest someplace clean that doesn't look like we might be mugged in the parking lot. And that sorta brings up a point. If you figure the average weekly rate in a pretty nice hotel is less than the donation for a couple of hours -- why do some SP's go for absolute dumps? Face it. If a SP asking a moderate donation averaged a couple of dates a day, even counting off days for Ms. Flo, a gal can take in 50 G's a year (tax free) -- not a bad part time job. I do remember one SP (I think it is Morgan) that has the maid give her a stack of hand towels, all fresh and clean. Nice touch, if you ask me.

Just sayin'.

C3.

The best place I have visited is the Holiday Inn at Kirkman Road, directly across from Universal Studios. Easy on and off I-4, safe, clean, can park by Kirkman and walk in through the pool / conference rooms doors.

[NewDude90]

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ow-24/10004249

Searched her number but couldn't find much, so I ended up coming across a review from another site saying she didn't offer the services promised. So I would say I would not waste my time people.

[Barolo]

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...day-27/9765378

Contacted her via text she responded that she was available. When I asked if the pics were hers she never responded back. Hmm and she only posts once a week on Thursdays. Am I sensing something?

That is not her. Her ads used to show a woman with dark hair and thicker. I have never seen her because of different photos and she using different numbers!

[TCpiano]

I been checking out Kelsey, does anyone have any info.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ive-29/9989581

Thanks.