Massage Parlor Reports

[MikeyGaGa1]

1. Yeah, you're probably right about the population of Philly so I guess it's proximity to NYC and other congested areas helps the AMP scene.

2. Regarding the Osmonds, somehow I had a vision of some poor schmuck sitting in a psychiatrist's office trying to explain, in a still drunken state, that Donny and Marie look way too much alike and he'll vow never to let Donny suck his cock again.

Don't believe the hype! "Atlanta" has less than 1 mil people. If you go out 100 miles in every direction you might get to 5 mil. But I don't consider Gainesville "Atlanta" anymore than I consider Poughkeepsie part of NYC. "Philly" is a much larger city and also has better talent. IMHO.

[Niteluvr]

Went back to Min Hua and got Josey as the provider this time. She is better looking than most Chinese providers but is probably about a 6.5/7 in looks. Her massage was not as good as Linda's but was passable and she went right into the HJ at the end. No negotiation was required. I gave her $80 total. $50 for the house and $30 for the HJ.

I did want to say, the last two times I went to Min Hua they keep folded towels on the massage table and when you get into the room the provider makes the massage table in front of you to negate concerns over cleanliness. I know this place has a bad rap but I like it for its general consistency and it is in a very convenient location.

Great that Min Hua is making an effort to appear clean to appease its clients; however, I know many AMPs don't do a very thorough job of washing towels as one wash cycle isn't enough to remove massage oil, not to mention heavy jizz.

[Niteluvr]

I don't disagree with your basic premise, but Philly and Atlanta are roughly the same size. Metro areas; Atlanta is about 5.5 Million and Philly is just under 6 Million. Salt Lake is much smaller at about 1 Million. But if you get BBBJ from Marie Osmond, I'll expect a full report! LOL!

1. Yeah, you're probably right about the population of Philly so I guess it's proximity to NYC and other congested areas helps the AMP scene.

2. Regarding the Osmonds, somehow I had a vision of some poor schmuck sitting in a psychiatrist's office trying to explain, in a still drunken state, that Donny and Marie look way too much alike and he'll vow never to let Donny suck his cock again.

[Letter Carrier]

Are you sure you're talking about the one off Atlanta road in Cumming? I guess then its a YMMV because I've always been taken care of there and on Friday's they have three ladies working and I've been able to get a 4 hand with he a few times, but only on Friday.

So what was the total damage for 4 hand Inc "house" fee.

[Ltstorm]

I have tried Angel a few times and it was a dud.

Are you sure you're talking about the one off Atlanta road in Cumming? I guess then its a YMMV because I've always been taken care of there and on Friday's they have three ladies working and I've been able to get a 4 hand with he a few times, but only on Friday.

[AmpLovr]

Tried this place on Lavista across from Outback a few times over the last couple of months. Finally got a decent massage and HE from a reasonably attractive but fat 30 ish girl about a month ago. Saw a nice looking one on the way out and tried again this week. Saw LiLi. Only offered soft and medium massage but was pretty sensual. Had an unusual but effective technique for the HE. Only OTC roaming this time. Very nice body and I found her face very attractive though not a classic beauty. Will return for sure, hoping for more and more (yeah, right). Also tried Sher. The woman is really huge but excellent massage with topless HJ. Pretty bizarre. Anyone tried the new place in Decatur on Clairmont. The vibe is pretty much theraputic.

AMP.

[Cocknballs]

Generally, the bigger the city, the better the rental pussy situation. This, however, excludes such places as Salt Lake City unless Marie Osmond is now sucking cock..

I don't disagree with your basic premise, but Philly and Atlanta are roughly the same size. Metro areas; Atlanta is about 5.5 Million and Philly is just under 6 Million. Salt Lake is much smaller at about 1 Million. But if you get BBBJ from Marie Osmond, I'll expect a full report! LOL!

[Osmosiss]

Went back to Min Hua and got Josey as the provider this time. She is better looking than most Chinese providers but is probably about a 6.5/7 in looks. Her massage was not as good as Linda's but was passable and she went right into the HJ at the end. No negotiation was required. I gave her $80 total. $50 for the house and $30 for the HJ.

I did want to say, the last two times I went to Min Hua they keep folded towels on the massage table and when you get into the room the provider makes the massage table in front of you to negate concerns over cleanliness. I know this place has a bad rap but I like it for its general consistency and it is in a very convenient location.

[Niteluvr]

I know this thread is old, but I'd put Philly on the list as well. I've been to 4 different AMPs there, each about a year or two apart. Got a hottie each time who did all kinds of nasty shit and never paid more than 160 total with no negotiating. Last time was probably 2 or 3 years ago. Maybe it's about time to go back!

Generally, the bigger the city, the better the rental pussy situation. This, however, excludes such places as Salt Lake City unless Marie Osmond is now sucking cock..

[Spikeit]

Went to Bally's last week.

First offering was older woman (40's +) with shotgun makeup. I told mama "nope who else".

Second offering was a giant woman (over 6 ft I swear) with very masculine features.. I told mama "no, I'll just come back another time."

Mama literally pushes me back into the room says "I have girl for you, I give you shower, then she be here".

I told her "l'll just wait for her to do the shower" (cause I didn't have much faith).

Waited 10-12 minutes and in walks Anna.

Winner.

Same as previously described. 20's, very natural looking boob job, lovely face and attitude.

Got a good massage and great after massage. Rates weren't ever discussed. Paid the standard .6 to the house and $ for tip. Well worth it. Will return.

Rule #1 No women with an ass bigger than mine. Then it gets refined.

[Cocknballs]

Agree w both. My top 5 markets for AMPs. Are NYC, San Fran, Dalllas, Miami and LA. At least in my experience the talent in these places is much deeper in the bench.

I know this thread is old, but I'd put Philly on the list as well. I've been to 4 different AMPs there, each about a year or two apart. Got a hottie each time who did all kinds of nasty shit and never paid more than 160 total with no negotiating. Last time was probably 2 or 3 years ago. Maybe it's about time to go back!

[NuGuy36]

You've learned well from the King of AMP hobbyist's NiteL...LOL.

Went to Bally's last week.

First offering was older woman (40's +) with shotgun makeup. I told mama "nope who else".

Second offering was a giant woman (over 6 ft I swear) with very masculine features.. I told mama "no, I'll just come back another time."

Mama literally pushes me back into the room says "I have girl for you, I give you shower, then she be here".

I told her "l'll just wait for her to do the shower" (cause I didn't have much faith).

Waited 10-12 minutes and in walks Anna.

Winner.

Same as previously described. 20's, very natural looking boob job, lovely face and attitude.

Got a good massage and great after massage. Rates weren't ever discussed. Paid the standard .6 to the house and $ for tip. Well worth it. Will return.

[Homeo]

I went by there two weeks ago and got Samantha, a taller than typical 40's woman. She reminded me of Angelica Huston a little because of her long face, Morticia in the Addams family. Said she worked up in the Kennesaw area at some of the stores up there before. Once the lights went down I closed my eyes and got a fair massage. On the flip she moved the towel and I just removed it. She didn't bat an eye and proceeded to give me the HE. Lifted the top and released the pups. All in all, would repeat.

[Miracle1969]

Went to Bally's last week.

First offering was older woman (40's +) with shotgun makeup. I told mama "nope who else".

Second offering was a giant woman (over 6 ft I swear) with very masculine features.. I told mama "no, I'll just come back another time."

Mama literally pushes me back into the room says "I have girl for you, I give you shower, then she be here".

I told her "l'll just wait for her to do the shower" (cause I didn't have much faith).

Waited 10-12 minutes and in walks Anna.

Winner.

Same as previously described. 20's, very natural looking boob job, lovely face and attitude.

Got a good massage and great after massage. Rates weren't ever discussed. Paid the standard .6 to the house and $ for tip. Well worth it. Will return.

[ActionJohn]

Massage angels. Nice place, if you are looking for a legit massage. No TS, massage awesome, provider was a 2 in the look department. Strickly legit. 50 for massage- 30 for the tip. I would recommend going, if you are looking for massage only.

Toyko spa athens. 60 door fee, TS was great, a little roaming aloud. Massage was terrible, no oil or lotion, on the flip nothing, teasing but no mention of extra, was told on regulars get special treatment. Massage lady said come back several times and maybe thing will pick up. The talent was terrible, she was maybe 5'10 200, blonde hair. $30 dollar.

Friendly advice: no HJ means $10 tip is enough. If you still want to pay $30 , that's fine since you enjoyed the massage so much. Just wanted you to know that you should not feel obligated. And in the second case, I would not have left a tip at all.