Massage Parlor Reports

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

I had Amber Bliss on the phone, she quoted me 150 HH & I probly should've taken her on her request.

I hadn't been able to make it to Luxsa a few times so I was in the area and called up. Long story short is that my visit mirrors PatsForevr. I pulled Nikki (tall thin dark skin girl), very timid, cold, robotic, uninterested.

Flat fee wasted and even left without a finish. Crossed off the list, next.

Pats4 ever, AO, Tuscany Man, Gruglok, HotRocks: I am deeply sorry that you did not have a positive experience at Luxsa. YMMV of course, but, when five gentlemen from the Board write a negative review about a provider / Rub establishment, then, there must be a genesis for it.

I know Natasha is fairly vigilant about her gals providing good experiences for her clients. Frankly, I have never met, nor, seen Nikki at Luxsa. I thought I had either seen in passing, or, fucked most of the gals in Natasha's stable of beauties over the past year or so. Recently, Natasha had fired, and / or re-hired one or two gals. Selena is very thin. Is she now going by the name Nikki?? I don't know. I do know Natasha sent me a PM two weeks ago saying that she was hiring Natalie from I-8/ Independent to become part of her insatiable stable of lust filled vixens. Is Natalie now Nikki?? Natalie is not skinny, however, so I can't be sure what is going on. Natalie has a hot body and a great ass and tits.

Natasha, honey, if you are reading this, or, if Selena is reading this, please comment publically about the issues my brothers here have raised. I know you do not want to lose clients. And if the esteemed and venerable gentlemen on the Board begin to write poor reviews of Luxsa, notwithstanding The Jag's "magniloquent" reviews, then, some Board members may choose not to come to Luxsa.

JaguarXF.

[Gruglok]

I had Amber Bliss on the phone, she quoted me 150 HH & I probly should've taken her on her request.

I hadn't been able to make it to Luxsa a few times so I was in the area and called up. Long story short is that my visit mirrors PatsForevr. I pulled Nikki (tall thin dark skin girl), very timid, cold, robotic, uninterested.

Flat fee wasted and even left without a finish. Crossed off the list, next.

[Tuscany Man]

I had the good fortune of visiting Orlando recently and was really excited, as my base area has no where near the offerings of your fine area. I did my homework based on the solid intel on this forum and some good advice from fellow Mongers. AMPs are usually my mainstay, but I wanted to try B2 B and chose Luxsa. I'd seen the special offered by Luxsa for USASG members, so I called and booked one hour at the flat rate. I was greeted by Nikki, 5'7, Brazilian heritage, mid-late 20's, smallish chest and great ass! As she took me back to the room, I asked whether any other girls were available, she replied that there were two others but they were currently in appointments. Nikki told me to make myself comfortable and that she'd be right back. When she returned, she was wearing just a dark lace bra and thong! That's when things started heading South. Nikki began the most lame massage I'd ever experienced. Like I said earlier, the beauty of AMPs is that you're usually going to get a decent, and in some cases excellent massage to start. Nikki spent around 5 minutes with one hand painting a circle on my back. Ok, Ok, I know why I was there, so I'm thinking that things will definitiely imrpove on the flip, right? Nikki makes some lame efforts with a little more lotion on my legs, then goes right for my happy place. I pull her bra aside and begin licking her small, dark brown nipples and rubbing her gorgeous ass. She's great to look at, and she's really pumping furiously on me now, but I'm only a few minutes into the session and am thinking to myself, at this pace, I'll never last the hour. I ask her to pause as I try to prevent an early end to my session! Nikki next climbs up on the table and straddles my thighs and starts to work on me again. I'm roaming with my hands and start to try to remove the thong. Unfortunately, Nikki wasn't agreeable. I then asked Nikki to wrap those small but silky smooth tits on me which she proceeded to slide up and down on my aching spot. I asked her to talk dirty to me, but to my disappointment, she wouldn't. She then looked at the time and told me that we were out of time which caught me completely by surprise. I reminded her that I'd booked an hour at the flat rate. She said they must have double-booked by mistake and that she'd give me .2 of my flat rate back. Based on how disappointing the appointment had become, I agreed to the offer. Nikki then grabbed hold while I kept fondling her gorgeous ass as things came to an end. After a quick cleanup, I thanked her and left. I know that YMMV, but I wasn't looking for FS. I think for the amount of coin we Monger's put down, that we should get what's advertised. I'd booked the hour, confirmed it upon arrival and expected reasonable service for at least most of the hour. I was out the door 20 minutes later. Big disappointment. Maybe you'll have better luck.

I have only been to LUXSA once and will not be going back. The interesting thing is there are at least as many negative reports as positive reports for LUXSA and Park Ave. Spa. To me, it is not a sure thing that you are going to get your moneys worth at these two places. If I want to gamble I will go to Hard Rock in Tampa. There are better places to spend our money, in my humble opinion.

Stay Safe,

TM.

[HotRocks]

Thanks for the heads up. Another place to avoid...

I had the good fortune of visiting Orlando recently and was really excited, as my base area has no where near the offerings of your fine area. I did my homework based on the solid intel on this forum and some good advice from fellow Mongers. AMPs are usually my mainstay, but I wanted to try B2 B and chose Luxsa. I'd seen the special offered by Luxsa for USASG members, so I called and booked one hour at the flat rate. I was greeted by Nikki, 5'7, Brazilian heritage, mid-late 20's, smallish chest and great ass! As she took me back to the room, I asked whether any other girls were available, she replied that there were two others but they were currently in appointments. Nikki told me to make myself comfortable and that she'd be right back. When she returned, she was wearing just a dark lace bra and thong! That's when things started heading South. Nikki began the most lame massage I'd ever experienced. Like I said earlier, the beauty of AMPs is that you're usually going to get a decent, and in some cases excellent massage to start. Nikki spent around 5 minutes with one hand painting a circle on my back. Ok, Ok, I know why I was there, so I'm thinking that things will definitiely imrpove on the flip, right? Nikki makes some lame efforts with a little more lotion on my legs, then goes right for my happy place. I pull her bra aside and begin licking her small, dark brown nipples and rubbing her gorgeous ass. She's great to look at, and she's really pumping furiously on me now, but I'm only a few minutes into the session and am thinking to myself, at this pace, I'll never last the hour. I ask her to pause as I try to prevent an early end to my session! Nikki next climbs up on the table and straddles my thighs and starts to work on me again. I'm roaming with my hands and start to try to remove the thong. Unfortunately, Nikki wasn't agreeable. I then asked Nikki to wrap those small but silky smooth tits on me which she proceeded to slide up and down on my aching spot. I asked her to talk dirty to me, but to my disappointment, she wouldn't. She then looked at the time and told me that we were out of time which caught me completely by surprise. I reminded her that I'd booked an hour at the flat rate. She said they must have double-booked by mistake and that she'd give me .2 of my flat rate back. Based on how disappointing the appointment had become, I agreed to the offer. Nikki then grabbed hold while I kept fondling her gorgeous ass as things came to an end. After a quick cleanup, I thanked her and left. I know that YMMV, but I wasn't looking for FS. I think for the amount of coin we Monger's put down, that we should get what's advertised. I'd booked the hour, confirmed it upon arrival and expected reasonable service for at least most of the hour. I was out the door 20 minutes later. Big disappointment. Maybe you'll have better luck.

[AncientOne]

Stopped by Magic today and met up with Tina. Had a very nice ts and massage with a very satisfying release with plenty of roaming upstairs and downstairs. Very enjoyable experience will be back for more as I think the menu expands upon return visits.

The dude abides.

Saw Tina there a few weeks ago. Very enjoyable.

[PatsForevr]

I had the good fortune of visiting Orlando recently and was really excited, as my base area has no where near the offerings of your fine area. I did my homework based on the solid intel on this forum and some good advice from fellow Mongers. AMPs are usually my mainstay, but I wanted to try B2 B and chose Luxsa. I'd seen the special offered by Luxsa for USASG members, so I called and booked one hour at the flat rate. I was greeted by Nikki, 5'7, Brazilian heritage, mid-late 20's, smallish chest and great ass! As she took me back to the room, I asked whether any other girls were available, she replied that there were two others but they were currently in appointments. Nikki told me to make myself comfortable and that she'd be right back. When she returned, she was wearing just a dark lace bra and thong! That's when things started heading South. Nikki began the most lame massage I'd ever experienced. Like I said earlier, the beauty of AMPs is that you're usually going to get a decent, and in some cases excellent massage to start. Nikki spent around 5 minutes with one hand painting a circle on my back. Ok, Ok, I know why I was there, so I'm thinking that things will definitiely imrpove on the flip, right? Nikki makes some lame efforts with a little more lotion on my legs, then goes right for my happy place. I pull her bra aside and begin licking her small, dark brown nipples and rubbing her gorgeous ass. She's great to look at, and she's really pumping furiously on me now, but I'm only a few minutes into the session and am thinking to myself, at this pace, I'll never last the hour. I ask her to pause as I try to prevent an early end to my session! Nikki next climbs up on the table and straddles my thighs and starts to work on me again. I'm roaming with my hands and start to try to remove the thong. Unfortunately, Nikki wasn't agreeable. I then asked Nikki to wrap those small but silky smooth tits on me which she proceeded to slide up and down on my aching spot. I asked her to talk dirty to me, but to my disappointment, she wouldn't. She then looked at the time and told me that we were out of time which caught me completely by surprise. I reminded her that I'd booked an hour at the flat rate. She said they must have double-booked by mistake and that she'd give me .2 of my flat rate back. Based on how disappointing the appointment had become, I agreed to the offer. Nikki then grabbed hold while I kept fondling her gorgeous ass as things came to an end. After a quick cleanup, I thanked her and left. I know that YMMV, but I wasn't looking for FS. I think for the amount of coin we Monger's put down, that we should get what's advertised. I'd booked the hour, confirmed it upon arrival and expected reasonable service for at least most of the hour. I was out the door 20 minutes later. Big disappointment. Maybe you'll have better luck.

[Lebowski69]

Stopped by Magic today and met up with Tina. Had a very nice ts and massage with a very satisfying release with plenty of roaming upstairs and downstairs. Very enjoyable experience will be back for more as I think the menu expands upon return visits.

The dude abides.

[Jrod 216]

Sorry but this is a late report. I have been out of town now for 2 weeks on business and have not had any free time to post. So Here goes. I have been to to places in Kissimmee that have been pretty good to me.

The 1st on was'.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...806-22/9408374

I have been here 2 times. The 1st time had a girl that gave all the right signals but when it came to the deed no dice. Must have been due to the large crowd that was at Fox and Hound right next door. (That is the only bad thing is its next to a bar). It was a late night and they were slammed. Must of had 8 mongers come in while I was on the table. Anyway on my way out I ran into the other girl that was there. Her name was Amy. She is Korean and a solid 7 on the scale. Nice tight body on her. So needless to say she was the new target for my adventures. A few days went by and I gave them a call to see if she was there and set up the appointment. Great table shower, good massage and a full nude with DATY end. $70 House fee and $50 tip. P.S. She has great tits!

2nd on the list is'.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...t-call/9874113

Now I have been here before and posted about it. However the management has changed and low and behold I get Amy again. So I talked to her and found out that the girls bounce back and forth between the two places. Makes it look like new talent comes around I guess. Anyway same service as last time with her but I tried to push the envelope and she polity declined and said she will not go any farther that what she has done. Too Bad because it would be fun. Like I said before sorry for the late report. Stay Safe!

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

I unfortunately did NOT have the same experience with Rosea. Set up an appointment today, everything seemed good until the appointment time (which was of her choosing), when she just stopped replying. That was two hours ago, she still hasn't answered any of my texts. Glad it worked out for you Jag, but my experience was sadly empty.

Not sure why she stopped responding to you. That is odd. What time where you supposed to se her?? Sometimes she has friends text her or they have to come by to pick up a bike or something silly. But they ALWAYS text her first and they have never come to her hotel room unannounced. At least not while we were together. Did you say or text something that "spooked" her. Providers will do that if they get a bad "vibe" from a client. Especially new clients.

But, trust me. And OS can back me on this, Rosea is a fucking young co-ed type of gal that LOVES to please. She is curvy and sexy. Not BBW, but just larger boned. She totally enjoys your company and her fucking menu is "wide" (insert pun here) open. I mean WIDE open, like I alluded to in my recent post.

Give her another try, brother Hung, and see what happens.

Good luck,

JaguarXF

[Cdmanoise]

In the are for a few weeks. After sorting through the reviews (thanks for all the good info fellow mongers) decided to try Asahi. Called the number I found on the internet for them, and after ringing for about 3 min finally went to some recording "please enter your access code". Gave up on that one as I was not about to drive 35 min to find out if they are closed. Decided on Jennie at Magic based on this review. Asked for a strong massage. Service was great, and Jenny was cute. Perhaps 8 to 9 on a scale and only because she is not getting any younger. Soft touch was great. Love the hair down the back. Dind't ask for any extras, and the standard finish was great. Definitley would repeat and will minimize any further details for my friends from LEO who are reading.

Looks like Jenny at Magic is on the "Vacation" as they always tell you when they are gone. Drew Yumi, likely mid 40's slender tall not bad looking for her age. Massage was decent as well as finish. Overall, it was just ok but I may be Jaded as I was expecting Jenny.

[Member #5324]

Some new talent at Spa 192. Cindy is still there and she still provides excellent service, although she limits the extras more than I would like. Today I was introduced to two new Korean girls, both young and cute. I still ended up with Cindy but I want to try these other girls soon. The place was busy, and there were several cars in the lot when I left, so it seems like they are popular. I haven't seen anybody comment on them, but it seems promising.

[OTown69]

As in Tang's usual fashion, I visited 2 of Orlando's AMP's.

First stop of the day was at Lucky Dragon on the intersection of Bumby and Colonial. I used to visit this place on a regular basis as they provided an above average massage, a very decent table shower, plenty of roaming, nakedness, HE, etc. I'm sad to say that this place has gone legit. After testing the waters with 3 providers over the last couple of weeks, I can say that there is only lady there that will take care of my needs.Mamasan. But, for my cash, I won't settle anymore, I'm done with Lucky Dragon.

No need to place a link for this place...should be avoided. Draping, draping, and more draping. Used elbows on my spine which was very uncomfortable, and had to ask the lady to stop...REALLY?

Ok.

Now I'm upset, as I'm now sore, down 80 bones, blue balls, headache, all the above. Time to visit my sure thing.

Second stop of the day was to The Green T Spa down the street on Colonial, near the I4 entrance. I walk in and greeted by the same lady, everytime. Must be the Mamasan, but I like her spunky-have-fun attitude, and she always seems thrilled to see me walk in. I'd say 35-40 ish, pretty slender, gives pretty good massage, but the real reason I visit here is her open menu. Of course YMMV. She offers everything under the sun, I don't visit AMP's for FS, but I'm sure for the right price, it's all good. I usually opt for a naked session complete with roaming, BJ, HE, and such. Never fails coming here, always taken care of, always a smile on her face! Will repeat business. Hug, goodbyes, opens up the back door for me so I don't have to walk around. Actually now that I think about it, Tang's heading to Green T for a relax session right now...

http://www.rubmaps.com/erotic-massag...rlando-fl-5082#rubmaps.

I don't see this spa advertise on BP. Lucky Dragon advertises on Craigslist.

I can't wait for my first visit to Park Avenue and Invigor8 this WEEKEND! Want to try out Emily! Don't let me down Jag! HAHA.

-TANG.

I need to follow up on Abomb's report. I went to Green T and got met by (probably) the same provider he speaks of. She greets me at the back where I parked and escorted me to the massage table. I pay the .7 standard and lay down on table and she leaves for a minute or so and then comes back.

Here's where it goes opposite of Abomb and definitely downhill for me hereafter. After only 5-10 minutes on the table, someone comes into the establishment and she leaves to greet them. She comes back in after a couple of minutes and asked me if she can set the new arriver up and take another few minutes or so. I graciously say yes (cause I'm a reasonable guy). She is gone no less than 20-25 minutes and I am getting more and more impatient and upset (and less gracious) at being ignored. Finally, I get up and get dressed and make ample noise to draw her attention from the other room where she was now conducting another session after placing me on a long hold. She comes running out of the other room and runs into mine and starts apologizing and saying she will only be a few more minutes and assures me I will be made "happy" and said she will make it up to me (in broken English of course).

Again, after yet another 10-15 minutes, she finally comes in and restarts the session. However, since the AC was set on max and I was laying face down for so long, my sinuses got all congested and I could not breath normally. I got about a 6/10 massage on backside. On the flip I was now so miserable from the environmental conditions I had to tell her to shut off the AC. She left to do that and came back in and started the HE part but was, let me say, so "rough on the parts" that things were just not working. I think it was a combination of being "pissed off", "freezing and congested", and having "fingernails dug into the boys", I was not enjoying this AMP outing.

I even tried to coach her to have a reasonable technique where skin wasn't being ripped or cut, but the constructive coaching would not stick. She would just quickly revert back to the original method after just a few seconds and, as a result, I just was not able to get there.

I am not going back. She may have been a nice girl, and maybe meant well. But the treatment of being put aside and ignored in favor of someone coming in later, not providing good comfortable environment, and not guarding against near torture techniques on the HE, is not worth a repeat. Just my $0.02 on Green T.

Otown69.

[Nats53]

I'm a senior member in Maryland and for years enjoyed Linda's services. I know she re-located to Orlando two years ago.

I'm headed to Orlando and discovered to my dismay that her studio closed. Does anyone know where she landed?

Any info is greatly appreciated. Thanks and stay safe Nats53.

[TRowePrice]

I'm going to submit them to urban dictionary LOL.

I have defined the aforementioned acronyms previously. I am a gentleman and will not ask you, nor, anyone else, to RTFF. I will give you and others who are not familiar with The Jag's acronyms, their meaning.

I am always willing to assist my brothers here on the Board in anyway that I can.

Here you go, gentlemen:

BBBL- Bare Back Ball Lick.

BBACF. Bare Back Ass Crack Fuck.

BBCL. Bare Back Corona (Corona. The head of our swollen, engorged cocks) Lick.

COCL. Cum On CLit (clitoris).

I hope this helps.

JaguarXF.

[JaxTruckDriver]

I have been off the Board for few days so hobbying hard. I hope I am not too late, JTD. All rub places and AMP's here in Orlando will easily accommodate your request for a HE. A HE is really the minimum, if you will, that you can expect from these places. The vast majority of Orlando AMP's and rub joints have been reviewed by our esteemed members. Most, if not all, are open past midnight. Certainly, if you have some idle time (really IDLE time, LOL), you can review my posts and see many gals that are ready, willing and able to meet your needs. There may be some guys here that know more about the AMP's than I do, that can provide you with more info.

Again, The Jag thanks you for your kinds words and I appreciate everything truckers do for our great Nation.

JaguarXF.

Thanks man. My haul actually got moved to next week, so that works out.

I have a couple of quick questions. It's hard to find the names of the parlors in their backpage ads.

There is this one:

Orlando. backpage.com/ BodyRubs / its-raining-its-pouring-but-its-not-boring-in-here-23/10017205.

And then this one:

Orlando. backpage.com/ BodyRubs /4072036797-b2 b-sexy-latina-and-american-girls-flat-fee-specials-25/8586526.

What are the names of these? MBS is the first one? Maybe the second one is Essence? Sorry for the noob questions.

And also, the one that says "flat rates"... What does that mean? Is that really $100 for a HE?

Thanks again for helping a guy out. I have tried to do my research as best I can, but it's usually late at night and my eyes are tired!