Massage Parlor Reports

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen, The Jag has kept this stunning, sexy, sexually depraved 22 year old Latina at MBS, "UTR" for about two months now. Since The Jag is done "training" her, if you will, (not to be confused with Rocco Siffredi's "Animal Trainer" porn site) I am now presenting her to the Board, as I did with Ava from Luxsa, for all of you to enjoy. When she wears her glasses for that "fetish" sexy librarian / naughty college co-ed look, your cock will never experience anything better!

I reviewed Honey a month or two ago and kept it basic with not too much detail. I saw her about a week after she started at MBS. I have seen her many more times after that. This gal is off the charts hot and sexy "in ways that you can't even fathom" (Jack Nicholson in "A Few Good Men".

I can honestly say that the delicious and totally GFE Honey is as hot as any provider that I have ever seen. EVER. That includes American, or, Latina gals. However, Honey is a definite YMMV kind of gal. If she likes you, the menu is wide "open". Experienced hobbyists should achieve success with Honey.

My cock churning, ball draining review of Honey will be cumming within the next day or two.

Also, I will soon be posting a review of another porn fuck fest threesome that I had at another well known rub establishment. This time it was NOT at PAS.

JaguarXF.

[Eelectri]

I have been a frequent flyer at SS but my last visit Friday was the worst I ever had! Specially, when I had to deal with by-polar providers!

I go there to relax and not to get a bad vive from their drama etc.

The place is clean but lately the therapists are lack lusters! I feel bad for the little man the owner "he is a very nice guy" but his crew is no so good "se la vie".

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

1. Called this gal twice within the past week. Says she is in a hotel somewhere over the rainbow. Said she would get back to me after she "settles in". Asked if the photos were of her. She said yes and that she will be working out of her hotel. I waited until later on that afternoon and then called her again. No reply.

I have not heard from her since.

Spidey senses tell me that the pics are fake (you young bucks, who know the Tineye routine, feel free to opine) and that she is not the real deal.

Just The Jag's .02.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ted-32/9772660

2. Heather: "Reiki" for The Jag. Heather is also an LMT. Lake Mary location. Saw this attractive gal recently. I have seen her ads in the past and have been tempted. I believe she has been reviewed here in the past year or so. Heather is 27,5-6/135 lbs / bl / bl. Body: 7.5/10. She looks like she has a very nice ass and curvy hips. Called her and made the appointment. She was very pleasant and friendly over the phone. I did not put her through "Jag's phone sex" test but her voice was sexy, indeed. Heather works out of her condo in Lake Mary. I showed up. She greets me at the door and gives me a warm hug. We go into the dining / living room area where she has her table nicely adorned. Draping is optional. I told her that a sheet would be fine to cover my "Jag junk", if you will. She had some Japanese type relaxation music playing during the session. We started on my stomach. The sheet covered my ass as she did her Reiki thing all over my shoulders, back, hamstrings and calves for about 20 minutes. On the flip: She lets the sheet stay on my cock and balls as she moves into massage mode. Heather was very playful, somewhat flirtatious and told me that she really enjoys her work. She massaged my feet, calves and thighs with an awesome technique that had my prick rapidly cumming to attention. Still, Heather was very professional and told me that she is bound by the "Hippocratic Oath", if you will, of the LMT profession and is not supposed to massage certain "areas of knead". I told her it was perfectly fine with The Jag if she accidentally massaged my extreme upper / inner thigh areas. After some friendly discussion, Heather agreed on a compromise. She would not "touch" the sensitive area around my "knead", but she would go as far as she felt comfortable doing. As she moved up my thighs, her soft hands told me that the menu may be open for discussion. Softly, sensually, teasingly, Heathers warm fingers began to get erotically close my "pleading" sac. As my cock began to twist and turn with arousal, the lovely Heather "accidentally", brushed over my sac with repeated, soft flowing strokes. My God, her hands and forearms were as smooth as JJ's, or Tara Marie's. If this was the art of "Reiki" seduction, then, The Jag was "all in". Again and again, the sexy Heather moved her soft sensual, feminine fingers across my sac and the base of my now, cum oozing cock. The Jag could take no more. As if on cue, Heather began to sensually massage the "taint" area beneath my now taught and churning sac. She smiled at me as I began a little SS. Knowing that I was close to ejaculating; this lovely and highly sensual LMT gave me a great assist by gently squeezing the very base of my turgid cock. That was it! I exploded in a geyser of searing Jag seed that shot straight up and landed with a DNA laden splat all over her sexy hands and forearms. Heather continued to massage my sac and the base of my prick as I milked the last desperate spurts of life from my ejaculating cock, with her hands and forearms now covered in warm semen. She cleaned me up with a towel and seemed to enjoy the session as much as I did. Of note: Heather allowed some very mild OTC roaming during the session. Gentlemen, Heather is very sensual, sexy and is a bit more "enigmatic", if you will, than other LMT's that I have seen. Though the session was an "SS", with great assist, The Jag does recommend Heather. 90/ hr. http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4357705442.html.

3. Ava at Luxsa: Gentlemen, The Jag has been keeping this gal "UTR" for quite a while now and now that I have "trained her" if you will, I am sending this hot little 23 year old co-ed out into the world to be enjoyed by all of the Board members on USASG who have not yet had the pleasure of seeing this lovely and very talented young woman. True, Ava has been at Luxsa since early-December, 2013, but Ava is a "novice", if you will, in this business. I have received one or two PM's about this hot provider and I have, up until now, kept her UTR. However, since I have promised CEO Natasha that I would NOT be graphic in my reviews of her stable of beauties, this review of Ava will be limited to the basics. Anyone who is desirous of my quality Intel on Ava can PM me. Here are the basics: Ava, 23 years old. 5-3/125/ black / br: Great little titties and an absolutely fat, round, succulent, and delicious ass with a near perfect co-ed cheerleader "split". Ava's co-ed vag is neatly shaved, sweet and very aromatic. She has one or two discreet tats, (though I try not to look at tats on a woman as they are generally a turn off for me). She sometimes wears a long ornate chain around her neck. Her nipples are dark brown and perfectly shaped. Ava's skin is very smooth, soft and oh so fucking warm! Ava is a real man pleaser and takes direction as well as any gal in the biz. Ava is a bit of an "over achiever" and delivers the "goods", if you will. Ava performed many excellent body rubs for me and I always left, drained, spent, exhausted and more than ready to cum back for more of this insatiable and gorgeous coed. A key attribute of Ava, is that there is an aura of "innocence" about her that makes our sessions even more sexually explosive. We have even gone "overtime" in our sessions due to the sexual intensity. Ava is somewhat demur and shy at times. Her eyes are truly, mesmerizing and enchanting. Her young co-ed sensuality was on full display during all of our sessions. When Ava looks at you, while you are finger blasting her and smiles that seductive ball draining smile of hers, the only thing you can think about is whether or not you will be able to hold back your orgasm. Ava will talk dirty upon request and there is fetish play upon request. Especially foot fetish / submission play! Her hands and fingers are very smooth. (Though I wish she would get a French manicure / pedicure to replace that ugly cream colored finger nail and toenail Polish she currently wears. No offense, sweetie). The skin on Ava's porn friendly body is also very smooth and warm. When Ava gets on the table and begins her erotic nude body rub, you will understand what eroticism is all about. Fast, slow, medium, Ava has all of your needs in mind during the session and she will leave you drained and extremely satisfied. Ava will rub, slither, slide, glide and ride her hot little co-ed body all over your cock and balls until you are ready to unload your "choad". Ava can squeeze, tease, please and "finish" as well as anyone at Luxsa. Yes, that includes you too, Selena my love, as I know you are reading this now and will report back to my sexy Natasha. FIV, BBBL, DATY, BBBJCIMWOS, BBCL, BBACF, BBFS (depends upon her time of the month) Russian too. As I said earlier in this review, these are just the basic details as they relate to Ava. PM for the rest. The Jag highly, highly recommends Ava. Total coin varies. Expect to spend between 160-250. http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...image=10011799.

4. Jessica at Essence: Jessica was formerly part of "McKenzie's Crew" over at Harbor Beach Apts. I saw Jessica at HB and then at Essence. Jessica is: 5-6/110 lbs. Itty bitty titties and very thin. She has slim hips but a cute little ass. Though, she is a bit too thin for The Jag's liking. I thought I would provide a quick review for those members who like very thin gals. (Disclaimer: I have seen Selena many times at Luxsa. Those of you, who know Selena, know she is VERY thin: Especially her legs. However, there is something about Selena and her sexy "fuck me" face and tits that keeps me cumming back to her). Jessica is very clean and sexy. Her vag is neatly trimmed and naturally fragrant (remember guys, a pussy that smells like perfume is not a pussy to "fuck" with). Jessica is very, very friendly too and seems to be intelligent, engaging and a pleasure to be with. I just had a basics rub sessions with her and came away satisfied each time. Jessica does allow roaming with good finger blasting in the vag. She takes her time to make sure that your needs are met and she is not a clock watcher at all. Her nude rub technique is outstanding and she will glide over your cock and balls until you explode. No FS to my knowledge though I did not try. Will do BBBL, BBCL and BBACF too. Those gentlemen here on the Board who like very thin "spinner" type gals will thoroughly enjoy the sexy and attractive Jessica. The link here is not of her, but it is a fair representation of Jessica. Total coin: 150. http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...&image=9877279.

5. Selena at Essence: Saw this hot and sexy Latina at Essence Spa, LLC very, very recently. Like Natasha at Luxsa and Lynn at I-8, Tatiana has recently asked that I not provide explicit reviews of her lovely stable of beauties. I will honor her request, as I have honored the others'. So here are the basics: Selena is: 5-5/125/ light brown / reddish-blonde hair / brown eyes. Nice curvy hips. Small titties and a really nice tight and round ass. Her skin and hands are very smooth, warm and soft. She takes direction well and is eager to try "new" techniques, if you will. Selena is a very nice girl and is a true man pleaser. Her vag is neatly shaved, aromatic and her clit is perfectly "dome" shaped. She talks filthy dirty like The Jag likes and she will do most anything for you. Selena is an articulate and intelligent Latina that will please her man like almost every other Latina I have had the pleasure to be with. Selena will get nude on the table and glide all over you until you are near sexual "Nirvana". She really gets "into" her sessions with dynamic Latina passion. Her manual / tactile technique is awesome and she provides a super-hot BTB-BB simul-fuck, for a ball draining finfish. BBBL, BBCL, BBACF, COA, COCL and Russian. This link looks very much like Selena from behind, though I can't say for sure. Will repeat. More Intel on Selena via PM. Total coin: 150-240. http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...image=10012147.

6. Rosea: This is just a quick follow-up. I have seen her about 5 times and have reviewed her on here as well. I just wanted to add, again, that Rosea does speak Greek. Her menu has opened up to the point where she is amenable to most any suggestion, "position", or, sexual fetish that you can think of. She is truly a wonderful young woman. Her skin is so fucking soft. Her tits are huge AND firm. Nice big curvy hips. Her asshole is perfect and seductively puckered. She has a ball draining "split". DFK, GFE, BBBJCIMWS, Anal, Russian. She is fairly attractive, IMHO, too. All for the bargain price of 150/ hour. http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...&image=9902366.

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Not sure where you are looking but most of those arrested seem in need of treatment for drug abuse or have obvious mental issues.

This video is particularly disturbing.

http://www.wftv.com/videos/news/pros...arrests/vCJ4g/

Let's hope the gentleman who was assaulted by the police gets a lawyer and that the baseball player has his case dismissed and sues both LE and the TV station.

Please listen closely near the end of the video. The spokeswoman for LE says that the deals were closed on the phone and recorded. Absolutely no one should be talking about sex on the phone. As soon as it is mentioned. Hang up. I repeat. If someone asks you about sex or a sexual act. Hang up. Doesn't matter if you are a man or a woman.

Also. Say nothing. Not if you are married. Not where you work. Nothing except I want to speak with a lawyer.

If anyone is foolish enough to agree to a sex act over the phone for money, then, I guess you can expect this to happen. Truly, it is sad that the police waste tax money on ADULTS agreeing to have consensual sex. But, we all know it is about politics and "image" so, the "game" goes on. And, of course, we know those police officers, detectives, MBI agents, District Attorneys, etc., that are in a bad marriage or a bad relationship would NEVER, ever see a provider. Right?? Sure. LOL.

I hope the hobbyist that got kicked in the stomach by that over zealous policeman will contact his attorney and sue for big Jag coin.

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Hi fellas. I've got a quick question for some of you Orlando boys. I've been reading here pretty thoroughly for quite some time, mostly in the Jax area. I just found out I've got a drive down to Orlando here this weekend and I had some quick questions. I've tried to do my research and read, but there's a lot of info to sift through, so I'm asking for a bone guys. I read Jag's posts and that man is king!

Alright, I'm looking for a late night massage parlor. Something that's open at like 11 or so. Those Latina girls are so hot, but those ladies seem a bit pricey. I don't need FS. A happy handjob will do. I'm looking to spend $100 or so. Do you guys have any recommendations for a man in a pinch? This guy will certainly give you some tips if you need some info up here in Jax. Hopefully I don't sound like a common beggar.

Thanks guys. Happy hunting.

I have been off the Board for few days so hobbying hard. I hope I am not too late, JTD. All rub places and AMP's here in Orlando will easily accommodate your request for a HE. A HE is really the minimum, if you will, that you can expect from these places. The vast majority of Orlando AMP's and rub joints have been reviewed by our esteemed members. Most, if not all, are open past midnight. Certainly, if you have some idle time (really IDLE time, LOL), you can review my posts and see many gals that are ready, willing and able to meet your needs. There may be some guys here that know more about the AMP's than I do, that can provide you with more info.

Again, The Jag thanks you for your kinds words and I appreciate everything truckers do for our great Nation.

JaguarXF.

[MikeyGaGa1]

Looking for intel on good Chinese AMP in town. Near airport if possible. Will be coming down in a few weeks and would love to try out some places and report back. PM if need be. Thanks mates...

[Hapkido1947]

Went to the famous Spa Serenity Wednesday night and I notice no cars in the front, what up with that, anyway I parked and rang the bell, when out came a tiny Chinese girl who said her name was sophia, gave me a lackluster table shower with minimum cleaning of the main areas so I figured that the F / S was going to be the same, after a long good massage she kept placing her kitty on my hand so I explored there while she massaged, she did not know much english so I took her F / S for $, she looked at my boner which was full strenght now and acted neverous but disrobed and performed CG, doggie, mish withh me standing on the floor pounding while she was on side of the table, we heard in the next room screeming and we both laugh, guest homeboy was DATY very good next door, she was mechanical in her performance but the positive part was that tight kitty, took some time to get it all in, but when it was in it was very tight, made me come very hard which is difficult with a condom for me, but she did the job. Will repeat but with diferent one next time.

[Nohassles]

I saw this gal recently. She does incalls in a small apt downtown near Bumby and the 408. The place is a little bit sketchy but I've seen worse. She is very nice, and makes it easy to set an appointment. The pics are her. She gets down to business right away. Within 2 minutes of being in the door she is stripped down to panties and heels and tells me to get comfortable too. Her breasts are natural and attractive but gravity has taken its toll on them. She has an attractive face but it is hurt by old acne scars. She gave me about 5 minutes worth of body rub and then had me flip. She started with HJ but with minimal encouragement went to BBBJ which was quite good. She made some minor technique adjustments at my request and wanted to make sure I had a good time. She was all about getting me to finish and then move on. I didn't feel super rushed but I could tell she wanted to get the deed done. The thing that put me off the most was when I was actually cumming, she gotsome on her and jumped up to go wash it off before I was even finished. I probably won't repeat.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ub-38/9929813I

NH.

[Outdoorsman]

Spa is off OBT by Fl Mall. Might be new owners. Was crowded, there were two.

Ladies working there. My therapist was mature (they tend to run a little older there except for Candy who was there a couple of months ago). Draped with a sheet right up to the finish. Took away from the massage but from the table shower I knew things would end ok.

All in all leeft happy, good shower but will wait to see if things change. Think my therapist's name was Happy.

Might be better the other therapist.

[Cockalorum]

Was browsing around my typical mug shot website and noticed a lot of GOOD LOOKING females got busted a few days ago for prostitution not sure if they worked as body rub girls or SW but they where very good looking.

Be safe.

Somewhere I heard or read they were cleaning house before the race for those coming in from out of state

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/os-prostitution-sting-backpage-florida-20140222,0,6208401.story

[Exec Talent]

I just saw those mugshots, they are hot. I have no idea where they are from but I want too!

Not sure where you are looking but most of those arrested seem in need of treatment for drug abuse or have obvious mental issues.

This video is particularly disturbing.

http://www.wftv.com/videos/news/pros...arrests/vCJ4g/

Let's hope the gentleman who was assaulted by the police gets a lawyer and that the baseball player has his case dismissed and sues both LE and the TV station.

Please listen closely near the end of the video. The spokeswoman for LE says that the deals were closed on the phone and recorded. Absolutely no one should be talking about sex on the phone. As soon as it is mentioned. Hang up. I repeat. If someone asks you about sex or a sexual act. Hang up. Doesn't matter if you are a man or a woman.

Also. Say nothing. Not if you are married. Not where you work. Nothing except I want to speak with a lawyer.

[Ricky James1]

Check out the hot blonde in Volusia County! I tried searching her name to find some info but came up with nothing.

I just saw those mugshots, they are hot. I have no idea where they are from but I want too!

[Barolo]

Was browsing around my typical mug shot website and noticed a lot of GOOD LOOKING females got busted a few days ago for prostitution not sure if they worked as body rub girls or SW but they where very good looking.

Be safe.

I just saw those mugshots, they are hot. I have no idea where they are from but I want too!

[HeadMonger]

Well after seeing the reviews I was out that way and have a thing for asain Chicks. LOL.

So first time there I wanted to see Amanda but she was off work. Damn. The 40's asain chick went to town. It was .70 at the door in Jagcoin. She was a 5/10 looks but I kepty eyes shut and it was good. Great massage and lots of roaing and teasing before the flip. Asked for tip on the flip. I was ready and an easy sell at that point. So I got up grabbed a .50 tip she gave the best HE I ever had up til then. I would see her again if none of the hotties are free.

Last time I went I was in the area and dropped in and the beautiful coco greets me and takes me to the back. Wooh hoo. She is a 100 lb spinner that is a 8/10 on my AMP girls rating. But they turn me on LOL she gave an even better massage and teasing before the flip. So I didn't have to get up I just left the tip on table and I think it helped our mood. She allowed some roaming over her clothes. Best HE to date. She knows how to put you in heaven. I will repeat often and call ahead for her. She went to top of ATF list.

HM.

[TopGun9181]

Was browsing around my typical mug shot website and noticed a lot of GOOD LOOKING females got busted a few days ago for prostitution not sure if they worked as body rub girls or SW but they where very good looking.

Be safe.