Massage Parlor Reports

**Stressed Out** · 03-01-14 19:10

Originally Posted by FlyDangler [View Original Post]

Which is far preferable to when they say in that sexy little voice "You you done soon honey?

Or even worse after you're all in.....you in yet honey or do you need help! Ah yes...all the lines we can come up with. Not bad for a freakin cold sat night with more snow coming.....in March yet!

**Fly Dangler** · 03-01-14 19:06

Originally Posted by StressedOut [View Original Post]

Gee...all I ever hear is from them yooo toooo biggggg..can't fit...you'll hurt me!

Which is far preferable to when they say in that sexy little voice "You you done soon honey?

**Mralias** · 03-01-14 16:15

Originally Posted by Rome400 [View Original Post]

I am mid 40's have been going to the spas in providence for over 20 yrs, along with a few in CT, NY, Maryland and Florida. Needless to say I have had over 3-400 massages over the years and am not a newbie. Love having my back walked on but this time at NMS last week I really got hurt, 30 seconds into the back walk I felt a horrible pain in my front rib. Never had this happen before the girl was shocked said she never had this happen before. Long story short I had to go to the Dr., get xrays, and 8 days later I am still in pain. Wondering if this has ever happened to anyone else? For those who may ask the girl was maybe 100 pounds and said she was working there for 10 months. She didn't seem to do anything out of the ordinary.

Ouch... If it is a bruised or cracked rib it will hurt for a couple months anyway and not much you can do about it. Had a few of those. Even went for NMS body rub with a bruised rib and everything was heaven until she hit the shoulder blades. Time will heal all pain and a few light touch body rubs help as well.

**Stressed Out** · 03-01-14 15:34

Originally Posted by Yellowfever023 [View Original Post]

Don't worry I can hear that asian MILF through the thin walls "Oh Meester Tommy you bery bery strong" LOL.

Gee...all I ever hear is from them yooo toooo biggggg..can't fit...you'll hurt me!

**Stressed Out** · 03-01-14 15:33

Originally Posted by Rome400 [View Original Post]

I am mid 40's have been going to the spas in providence for over 20 yrs, along with a few in CT, NY, Maryland and Florida. Needless to say I have had over 3-400 massages over the years and am not a newbie. Love having my back walked on but this time at NMS last week I really got hurt, 30 seconds into the back walk I felt a horrible pain in my front rib. Never had this happen before the girl was shocked said she never had this happen before. Long story short I had to go to the Dr., get xrays, and 8 days later I am still in pain. Wondering if this has ever happened to anyone else? For those who may ask the girl was maybe 100 pounds and said she was working there for 10 months. She didn't seem to do anything out of the ordinary.

Never had that happen and as you I have had many back walks over the years. I guess it is just one of those things that happens. I remember many years ago I had spent several hours unloading cases of soda (remember the old glass bottles at A and P?) and then reloading the empties back on. I felt fine and had no aches or other issues before during or shortly thereafter. Well about an hour later I bent over to pick up a case that weighed a fast pound or two and ended up on the ground in agony with a hernia..... Of course there is a great story about the hospital stay and a volunteer candy striper that is a story for another day...! Same as when you might turn the wrong way... Hopefully it is just a bruise or something simple. Take care.. SO.

**Alover** · 03-01-14 15:23

A few weeks ago I gave Ellie at NMS a so so review and ended it with "not sure if I'll repeat". Well I did and very glad I did. This time she was much more alert and attentive, The TS was right up there with the best with plenty of teasing in ALL the right places. Pre-massage was interesting. Massage was ok. Definitely not Sunny standards, but not bad. As for the post massage, all I can say is WOW! She is without a doubt on my regular list. She's a real sweetheart.

**Yellowfever023** · 03-01-14 11:28

Originally Posted by TommyAnonymus [View Original Post]

OK, maybe they lie about their age, but they're being honest when they tell me what a stud and great lover I am, right? ... RIGHT?

Don't worry I can hear that asian MILF through the thin walls "Oh Meester Tommy you bery bery strong" LOL.

**Flatspd** · 03-01-14 09:09

Hey Muff, Great to see you back on the AMP board! Stick around! You write great stuff!

Flatspd.

**Rome400** · 03-01-14 04:55

I am mid 40's have been going to the spas in providence for over 20 yrs, along with a few in CT, NY, Maryland and Florida. Needless to say I have had over 3-400 massages over the years and am not a newbie. Love having my back walked on but this time at NMS last week I really got hurt, 30 seconds into the back walk I felt a horrible pain in my front rib. Never had this happen before the girl was shocked said she never had this happen before. Long story short I had to go to the Dr., get xrays, and 8 days later I am still in pain. Wondering if this has ever happened to anyone else? For those who may ask the girl was maybe 100 pounds and said she was working there for 10 months. She didn't seem to do anything out of the ordinary.

**Tommy Anonymus** · 03-01-14 01:23

Originally Posted by Yellowfever023 [View Original Post]

When I got introduced to her I was told she was 23 and I believed it. Then I saw her one day and the light was just right and I realized she was probably closer to 33, I figured lots of women lie about there age and it was no big deal. Then we started to see each other outside the spa and we did some traveling together and at one point I got a look at her passport and guess what, my 23 year old who I thought was really 33 turned out to be 43. I don't hold anything against her for it but don't fool yourselves 95% of these girls are way older than you think.

OK, maybe they lie about their age, but they're being honest when they tell me what a stud and great lover I am, right? ... RIGHT?

**Cellucor** · 02-28-14 23:56

Originally Posted by Existierende [View Original Post]

Thanks for the recommendations everyone. When tried to make an appointment, I was told that Yumi is on vacation, and Julie was busy. So I went back to Mimi. She was looking great in a little black dress! Best TS I've ever had, good massage, and great tease. Though no ass play! She had really worked it in the shower, so I thought I would get it during the tease. No such luck. Still, a much better time than I had with her the first time, which I was happy about anyway. Maybe you need to see them more than once to get their full attention. I usually like variety, but am rethinking that...

Hmm got that the last time I went to NMS and totally caught me off guard. It was def new. I scheduled an appointment and got a 2 for 1, she even offered a 3rd HE "very strong".

**Existierende** · 02-27-14 20:35

Thanks for the recommendations everyone. When tried to make an appointment, I was told that Yumi is on vacation, and Julie was busy. So I went back to Mimi. She was looking great in a little black dress! Best TS I've ever had, good massage, and great tease. Though no ass play! She had really worked it in the shower, so I thought I would get it during the tease. No such luck. Still, a much better time than I had with her the first time, which I was happy about anyway. Maybe you need to see them more than once to get their full attention. I usually like variety, but am rethinking that...

**MuffyTheDiver** · 02-27-14 08:21

Originally Posted by Yellowfever023 [View Original Post]

I have not been to One Spa in a few months but the last time I was there my provider was over 40. Maybe thay have a new younger crowd there but I doubt it. I do agree with bigstar that the younger girls when you find one do want to get you off and get you out Asian women age much better due to diet, exercise and make up helps alot and asian spa girls are masters at applying it. There was a spa girl that was very popular at 1021 a few years back and we got very close. When I got introduced to her I was told she was 23 and I believed it. Then I saw her one day and the light was just right and I realized she was probably closer to 33, I figured lots of women lie about there age and it was no big deal. Then we started to see each other outside the spa and we did some traveling together and at one point I got a look at her passport and guess what, my 23 year old who I thought was really 33 turned out to be 43. I don't hold anything against her for it but don't fool yourselves 95% of these girls are way older than you think.

Had to chime in on this, you guys are killing me LMAO.

Mr. Yellowfever couldn't be more CORRECT! These girls (95%) of them are well into there 30's with most pushing into there forties! Unless you have seen verifiable proof (Like Yellow and myself) you would never think it possible. When I was new in the AMP scene I always thought the girls I was seeing were in there 20's or early 30's at the worst, but now after years of experience and many outside the spa experiences I know much better. I too spent much time with a very liked girl, ended up with her a few weekends in Flushing staying at her place, helped her decipher some personal financial issues and got to see her real name, address, bank accounts and such..My 28 year old was in fact 44 years old! Before I knew her real age I was thinking early 30's at the most. These Asian girls just have a younger look to begin with, dress the role, keep there bodies fit like a 20 something, get ALL kinds of surgery to include every part of there body and do know how to apply the makeup to cover up any and all perfections ask daddyslookin, he saw one very popular girl without makeup and was shocked!

So to you guys who are with your 20 something year old AMP girls its good to dream..its all a fantasy anyways so what does it matter if she is really 40 something?

Muffy.

**RubMeLongTime** · 02-26-14 22:51

Originally Posted by Yellowfever023 [View Original Post]

You may find a hidden gem somewhere but doubt you will find any FS spa girls under 40. I stopped at FE the other night and as I was leaving passed a girl in the hallway who had to be pushing 50 or better. Remember the formula, take your best guess at the girls age and then add 10-12 years. If you want young do some research and head for NYC.

Penny at FE is definately in her twenties and is a real good fwiw.

**Young Prince1** · 02-26-14 22:12

Been here a few times when it first opened and the service was decent, good massage hot stones and everything. Got Jenay an OK looking older woman maybe early 40's and I think she is the only one that works there. But my last visit was strange as I was attended by I believe the owner. Was old as dirt. Jenay started the ts but didn't finish just handed me off to her and I am like WTF. She did try her best but not my thing that is a definitely. I won't be back that's for sure.