Massage Parlor Reports

**Magooski** · 03-01-14 18:20

Originally Posted by RonM [View Original Post]

Well I guess 90 isn't that Bad after all. Good Massage or not these Girls Expect a Tip?

They all expect tips unless it's an owner and just a good massage. Friska in Mokena charges 70 for a great massage and does not expect a tip. Many spas, Latina, Black, Asian, the girls often just earn from tips. That is why I really enjoy leaving a 3 or 5 buck tip for bad service. It's more insulting than stiffing them! Interesting enough, I've not had much success with white providers. I guess it's all a matter of opinion.

**Blue Screen** · 03-01-14 14:45

Potentially dumb question here...

There have been a number of times when an AMP provider has given me the parlor's business card with her name on it. Presumably so I'll remember her name and request her next time. But there have been a few times when they've written their personal number on it. I assume this is to make an appointment to meet them outside of work, maybe back at their apartment? I've never called. Should I try it? Can this turn out badly? Dose it usually cost more / less money?

**Ron M** · 03-01-14 10:47

Originally Posted by Magooski [View Original Post]

I do believe in giving a masseuse a fair tip for a very good massage, typically 20% and a bit more if she makes it more interesting. Then it can also go very low for a Lame massage or bad attitude. Typically a hr tip is 40 and up. FB knows how to share his appreciation. So 90 out the door ain't that bad if the service merits it. Maybe the next visit will be better.

Well I guess 90 isn't that Bad after all. Good Massage or not these Girls Expect a Tip?

**Magooski** · 03-01-14 09:08

Originally Posted by RonM [View Original Post]

90 and no H.E. Really? Seems like a lot of Money for just a Massage with no H.E.

I do believe in giving a masseuse a fair tip for a very good massage, typically 20% and a bit more if she makes it more interesting. Then it can also go very low for a Lame massage or bad attitude. Typically a hr tip is 40 and up. FB knows how to share his appreciation. So 90 out the door ain't that bad if the service merits it. Maybe the next visit will be better.

**Cubsfan12** · 03-01-14 06:29

Originally Posted by MikeHuntSweat [View Original Post]

Ron, congrats on your 600 helpful posts. Celebrate with your regular.

That's hilarious. The guy has 600 more posts than I do, yet I have more actual reviews. Amazing.

**MikeHuntSweat** · 02-28-14 23:21

Ron, congrats on your 600 helpful posts. Celebrate with your regular.

**ShyHockeyPlayer** · 02-28-14 21:16

Originally Posted by HawkerHunter7 [View Original Post]

She is a total waste of money and the massage is horrible and then nothing just oil all over you. The worst is that she has the worst attitude.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...ssage/17341851

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...riday/18338596

Also her place smells to humidity.

Enough said.

**Ron M** · 02-28-14 20:23

Originally Posted by Vazooli [View Original Post]

Ron,

It sounds more like you have a deep-seated prejudice against Eastern Asian people, at least the women. Something in your past perhaps?

-Vazooli.

I just don't have a Fetish for Asian Women.

**Vazooli** · 02-28-14 17:52

Originally Posted by RonM [View Original Post]

Reading this Forum is enough for me not to go to any AMPs. You'd be surprised on what you can learn from reading about others Mistakes. Why would I want to make the same Mistakes that the guys here are making by going to an AMP? 40 year old Asian Ladies charging prices as if they were 20 something Hotties. Yeah I'm so there. Not. Kind of Defeats the idea of Learning, eh? Besides I don't have an Asian Girl Fetish.

Ron,

It sounds more like you have a deep-seated prejudice against Eastern Asian people, at least the women. Something in your past perhaps?

-Vazooli.

**Ron M** · 02-28-14 15:53

Originally Posted by FngrBngr [View Original Post]

Ron,

Some of us enjoy a massage. I just returned from the best massage I've ever had. It was .70 I tipped .20 it was so great. She wouldn't jerk me off but started playing with my balls kissing my neck and nipples. It was all I needed to grab the old joystick and make sure it still worked. Other than that you might want to go see one of the reliable providers in your stable. Oh, and it was the first time she was Chinese rather than Korean.

FB.

90 and no H.E. Really? Seems like a lot of Money for just a Massage with no H.E.

**FngrBngr** · 02-28-14 15:48

Originally Posted by RonM [View Original Post]

Reading this Forum is enough for me not to go to any AMPs. You'd be surprised on what you can learn from reading about others Mistakes. Why would I want to make the same Mistakes that the guys here are making by going to an AMP? 40 year old Asian Ladies charging prices as if they were 20 something Hotties. Yeah I'm so there. Not. Kind of Defeats the idea of Learning, eh? Besides I don't have an Asian Girl Fetish.

Ron,

Some of us enjoy a massage. I just returned from the best massage I've ever had. It was .70 I tipped .20 it was so great. She wouldn't jerk me off but started playing with my balls kissing my neck and nipples. It was all I needed to grab the old joystick and make sure it still worked. Other than that you might want to go see one of the reliable providers in your stable. Oh, and it was the first time she was Chinese rather than Korean.

FB.

**Ron M** · 02-28-14 14:40

Originally Posted by Vazooli [View Original Post]

How would you know this? You never go to any AMPs, much less "just about every AMP in the Chicagoland Area.".

-Vazooli.

Reading this Forum is enough for me not to go to any AMPs. You'd be surprised on what you can learn from reading about others Mistakes. Why would I want to make the same Mistakes that the guys here are making by going to an AMP? 40 year old Asian Ladies charging prices as if they were 20 something Hotties. Yeah I'm so there. Not. Kind of Defeats the idea of Learning, eh? Besides I don't have an Asian Girl Fetish.

**Vazooli** · 02-28-14 14:34

Originally Posted by RonM [View Original Post]

Big surprise. Pretty much describes just about every AMP in the Chicagoland Area. I don't get why you guys spend your good hard earned money at these places.

How would you know this? You never go to any AMPs, much less "just about every AMP in the Chicagoland Area.".

-Vazooli.

**HawkerHunter7** · 02-28-14 14:32

She is a total waste of money and the massage is horrible and then nothing just oil all over you. The worst is that she has the worst attitude.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...ssage/17341851

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...riday/18338596

Also her place smells to humidity.

**Ron M** · 02-28-14 13:40

Originally Posted by DMichaels69 [View Original Post]

In a lot of cases this is true. There are a few diamond in the ruff providers at AMPs that are worth it.

While that is True. These Diamonds in the Ruff don't stay very long at the same places. Soon the old 40 something Ladies take their place and you're back at Square One.