Massage Parlor Reports

**Cubsfan12** · 03-01-14 06:29

Originally Posted by MikeHuntSweat [View Original Post]

Ron, congrats on your 600 helpful posts. Celebrate with your regular.

That's hilarious. The guy has 600 more posts than I do, yet I have more actual reviews. Amazing.

**MikeHuntSweat** · 02-28-14 23:21

Ron, congrats on your 600 helpful posts. Celebrate with your regular.

**ShyHockeyPlayer** · 02-28-14 21:16

Originally Posted by HawkerHunter7 [View Original Post]

She is a total waste of money and the massage is horrible and then nothing just oil all over you. The worst is that she has the worst attitude.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...ssage/17341851

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...riday/18338596

Also her place smells to humidity.

Enough said.

**Ron M** · 02-28-14 20:23

Originally Posted by Vazooli [View Original Post]

Ron,

It sounds more like you have a deep-seated prejudice against Eastern Asian people, at least the women. Something in your past perhaps?

-Vazooli.

I just don't have a Fetish for Asian Women.

**Vazooli** · 02-28-14 17:52

Originally Posted by RonM [View Original Post]

Reading this Forum is enough for me not to go to any AMPs. You'd be surprised on what you can learn from reading about others Mistakes. Why would I want to make the same Mistakes that the guys here are making by going to an AMP? 40 year old Asian Ladies charging prices as if they were 20 something Hotties. Yeah I'm so there. Not. Kind of Defeats the idea of Learning, eh? Besides I don't have an Asian Girl Fetish.

Ron,

It sounds more like you have a deep-seated prejudice against Eastern Asian people, at least the women. Something in your past perhaps?

-Vazooli.

**Ron M** · 02-28-14 15:53

Originally Posted by FngrBngr [View Original Post]

Ron,

Some of us enjoy a massage. I just returned from the best massage I've ever had. It was .70 I tipped .20 it was so great. She wouldn't jerk me off but started playing with my balls kissing my neck and nipples. It was all I needed to grab the old joystick and make sure it still worked. Other than that you might want to go see one of the reliable providers in your stable. Oh, and it was the first time she was Chinese rather than Korean.

FB.

90 and no H.E. Really? Seems like a lot of Money for just a Massage with no H.E.

**FngrBngr** · 02-28-14 15:48

Originally Posted by RonM [View Original Post]

Reading this Forum is enough for me not to go to any AMPs. You'd be surprised on what you can learn from reading about others Mistakes. Why would I want to make the same Mistakes that the guys here are making by going to an AMP? 40 year old Asian Ladies charging prices as if they were 20 something Hotties. Yeah I'm so there. Not. Kind of Defeats the idea of Learning, eh? Besides I don't have an Asian Girl Fetish.

Ron,

Some of us enjoy a massage. I just returned from the best massage I've ever had. It was .70 I tipped .20 it was so great. She wouldn't jerk me off but started playing with my balls kissing my neck and nipples. It was all I needed to grab the old joystick and make sure it still worked. Other than that you might want to go see one of the reliable providers in your stable. Oh, and it was the first time she was Chinese rather than Korean.

FB.

**Ron M** · 02-28-14 14:40

Originally Posted by Vazooli [View Original Post]

How would you know this? You never go to any AMPs, much less "just about every AMP in the Chicagoland Area.".

-Vazooli.

Reading this Forum is enough for me not to go to any AMPs. You'd be surprised on what you can learn from reading about others Mistakes. Why would I want to make the same Mistakes that the guys here are making by going to an AMP? 40 year old Asian Ladies charging prices as if they were 20 something Hotties. Yeah I'm so there. Not. Kind of Defeats the idea of Learning, eh? Besides I don't have an Asian Girl Fetish.

**Vazooli** · 02-28-14 14:34

Originally Posted by RonM [View Original Post]

Big surprise. Pretty much describes just about every AMP in the Chicagoland Area. I don't get why you guys spend your good hard earned money at these places.

How would you know this? You never go to any AMPs, much less "just about every AMP in the Chicagoland Area.".

-Vazooli.

**HawkerHunter7** · 02-28-14 14:32

She is a total waste of money and the massage is horrible and then nothing just oil all over you. The worst is that she has the worst attitude.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...ssage/17341851

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...riday/18338596

Also her place smells to humidity.

**Ron M** · 02-28-14 13:40

Originally Posted by DMichaels69 [View Original Post]

In a lot of cases this is true. There are a few diamond in the ruff providers at AMPs that are worth it.

While that is True. These Diamonds in the Ruff don't stay very long at the same places. Soon the old 40 something Ladies take their place and you're back at Square One.

**Devlin** · 02-28-14 12:58

Fellas,

Thank you for the PM's and information.

I'm going to check it out and maybe Maple Spa. I'll post a report.

Play safe, Happy hunting.

Devlin.

**DMichaels69** · 02-28-14 12:02

In a lot of cases this is true. There are a few diamond in the ruff providers at AMPs that are worth it.

Originally Posted by RonM [View Original Post]

Big surprise. Pretty much describes just about every AMP in the Chicagoland Area. I don't get why you guys spend your good hard earned money at these places.

**Ron M** · 02-28-14 10:56

Originally Posted by ChezBone [View Original Post]

Most of the women are older, I would say mid 40's. Menu is open but a little pricey, massage are about average. They are more interested in upselling.

Big surprise. Pretty much describes just about every AMP in the Chicagoland Area. I don't get why you guys spend your good hard earned money at these places.

**Gopher88** · 02-28-14 10:35

Originally Posted by Devlin [View Original Post]

Hey,
Has anyone been to Lucky Day Spa in Countryside?

Are the therapist attractive? Chinese or Korean? Standard finishes? It's ok to pm with details.

Man, I miss Anna from Pine Tree Spa.

Devlin.

I liked Anna and Sherry, Happy. And Summer... Sherry changed her name to Josey. Went by there a few weeks ago there she was Sherry,. Mamasan remember me, and told me Sherry changed her name. To much inernet talk about her. Anna may still be there?