Massage Parlor Reports

[DMichaels69]

I was there and I'm not going back. Similar experience. Better places out there.

Was in the Northwest burbs with time on my hands, not from the area but after a little searching on my phone not the best way to research decide to go to golden spa. I like a good massage hard to find at AMPs but should be decent. Any how tell on the phone you must tip, it get there the old pro takes me to the room note bad looking nice tits but right off the bat very whoreish best way to put it. Took my towel off right away rub my shoulders for ten minutes then ask if it like FS. Not getting good massage with HE which is what I like I said sure. We got ready then it laid there and had her rub me down for a little bit, she not to happy about it. She then hoped on and got it going she let me do what I wanted refused to take it slow very rush. Then asks you still want shower? Yes. You do? Yes. Ok shower room had a rubber mattress wrapped in this plastic made it very slippery and dangerous quick shower dry me off in the hallway. 140 for the extra never gave me a name which is a first call me beautiful. You get what you want but I don't care for that in and out service. Golden spa.

[Langley08]

Was in the Northwest burbs with time on my hands, not from the area but after a little searching on my phone not the best way to research decide to go to golden spa. I like a good massage hard to find at AMPs but should be decent. Any how tell on the phone you must tip, it get there the old pro takes me to the room note bad looking nice tits but right off the bat very whoreish best way to put it. Took my towel off right away rub my shoulders for ten minutes then ask if it like FS. Not getting good massage with HE which is what I like I said sure. We got ready then it laid there and had her rub me down for a little bit, she not to happy about it. She then hoped on and got it going she let me do what I wanted refused to take it slow very rush. Then asks you still want shower? Yes. You do? Yes. Ok shower room had a rubber mattress wrapped in this plastic made it very slippery and dangerous quick shower dry me off in the hallway. 140 for the extra never gave me a name which is a first call me beautiful. You get what you want but I don't care for that in and out service. Golden spa.

[Vern2020]

Everyone expects fake pics in ads for an AMP but even I know that this is a photo of the Korean singing group Girls Generation.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/4325335406.html

I would have thought that choosing a picture of a group that hadn't been on Letterman would have been a better way to go.

I actually like this place and recommend it.

[Mad Ivan]

Over the years. I have seen a few gals, And sent friends to see them got nothing. When I see YMMV very very true.

I've had some members PM me, and said BS no way does that gal would do anything she's a 100% Legit. Had one tell me I was her Pimp. She had chairs on both sides and the end of the table. She sat down the hole massage. I did like her I even asked next time. No.

YMMV, indeed.

[Humpfree]

Strange. She was very much an FS girl when I saw her, but that was over a year ago, I think. Of course, a lot can change in a year.

Over the years. I have seen a few gals, And sent friends to see them got nothing. When I see YMMV very very true.

I've had some members PM me, and said BS no way does that gal would do anything she's a 100% Legit. Had one tell me I was her Pimp. She had chairs on both sides and the end of the table. She sat down the hole massage. I did like her I even asked next time. No.

[Lane Narrows]

You mean these AMP providers were on Letterman. Nice!

I know, right, but they are the best. Maybe Howard Stern was booked.

(Dibs on the tall one).

[Silvio]

You mean these AMP providers were on Letterman. Nice!

Everyone expects fake pics in ads for an AMP but even I know that this is a photo of the Korean singing group Girls Generation.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/4325335406.html

I would have thought that choosing a picture of a group that hadn't been on Letterman would have been a better way to go.

[Barney]

Thanks for the report. She was on my list. Well, I'll cross her off.

Barney.

What a total waste of my time. Massage not much to talk about. Must have used a bottle of baby oil.

But Teasing Teasing and more Teasing. Teasing only no HE. I really tried too. Se said no HJ for any amount of money.

So I said that ok, I'll take other not that eather. Plus she asked for her fee Plus a Tip up front. Told her no way.

I'm glad I didn'tgive her the tip. I will say nice pretty lady.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...bs-25/20464671

[Mad Ivan]

Strange. She was very much an FS girl when I saw her, but that was over a year ago, I think. Of course, a lot can change in a year.

What a total waste of my time. Massage not much to talk about. Must have used a bottle of baby oil.

But Teasing Teasing and more Teasing. Teasing only no HE. I really tried too. Se said no HJ for any amount of money.

So I said that ok, I'll take other not that eather. Plus she asked for her fee Plus a Tip up front. Told her no way.

I'm glad I didn'tgive her the tip. I will say nice pretty lady.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...bs-25/20464671

[Jayp80]

She looks like she has been in the business for a long time. He place is pretty empty. She wasn't ugly just too old for me.

What a total waste of my time. Massage not much to talk about. Must have used a bottle of baby oil.

But Teasing Teasing and more Teasing. Teasing only no HE. I really tried too. Se said no HJ for any amount of money.

So I said that ok, I'll take other not that eather. Plus she asked for her fee Plus a Tip up front. Told her no way.

I'm glad I didn'tgive her the tip. I will say nice pretty lady.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...bs-25/20464671

[Dazhiba]

My friend, if you want a good massage and perhaps more than a HJ for the same price and with a beautiful Asian gal, then go to Eros.

Lots of gals to choose from. Pam's gals are tops followed closely by Thaispicygirls, but the Thai gals are also on Eros.

Let us know how it goes, but stay safe.

Daz.

I have seen this post for well over a year...

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...pa-24/20317756

And everything about is tells me...legit... Before I TOFTT I was wondering if anyone else has ever indulged?

Blu.

[Humpfree]

What a total waste of my time. Massage not much to talk about. Must have used a bottle of baby oil.

But Teasing Teasing and more Teasing. Teasing only no HE. I really tried too. Se said no HJ for any amount of money.

So I said that ok, I'll take other not that eather. Plus she asked for her fee Plus a Tip up front. Told her no way.

I'm glad I didn'tgive her the tip. I will say nice pretty lady.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...bs-25/20464671

[Massage Guru]

Blu, deeds may be had here if you play it right. I had TOFFT this about 5 months ago and I left happy.

Be safe.

MG

I have seen this post for well over a year...

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...pa-24/20317756

And everything about is tells me...legit... Before I TOFTT I was wondering if anyone else has ever indulged?

Blu.

[Datsurman]

Am I the only one who enjoys a good table shower almost as much as a good massage? Any first or second place awards that need to be handed out for thoroughness and creativity? PM me if you want to keep the runner ups secret.

[Datsurman]

They are not necessarily the best but are IMO high value. The pics are accurate. They are dependable and accommodating. If you want a nice rub and good time without paying allot of money with no hassle (and maybe you have a special request or two) I would recommend. If you've saved up money for a couple months and want to have a great experience then you can find hotter girls or more experienced masseuse. I don't think FS is available. I had a couple of very good experiences.

Based upon the referral form a fellow I decided to set some time and make a visit.

http://illinois.backpage.com/BodyRub...50-24/19953525

I was not impressed. The massage was a bit lacking. The massage ended fine but would not recommend. Maybe we did not connect but I think there is better out there.