Massage Parlor Reports

[Sticker]

Negative sir!

I went today thinking I can get some awesome massage, which I did, but also some HE at the end. I opt for 60 min which is $60, should have gotten the half hour instead but I really need some good massage. In came jacklyn. Nice viet MILF type. Massage is good but offer no extra no happen how much I hint her. At the end I just "show" her by putting her hand over jr. She quickly pulled away and said she doesn't do that...

Is it because it's my first time? I told them the truth.

I need senior member to share the name of the provider who does the deed at this joint.

Now I have blue ball.

Sorry that Jacqueline didn't make your clouds rain. That cute little darling was a little hesitant with me during my first visit with her, but with lots of smiles, good humor and a little more coaxing, she worked wonders on my lightening rod. And now that they have my "name" on file, the towel is non-existent during the massage, enabling lots of grazing, and we're good to go on the flip.

So yes, it was because it was your first time and you told her them the truth. Just play the game, and you'll be fine. Before I try out a new place, I cross-reference it on rubmaps. I scroll down the reviews and look at provider names from a year or so ago, scrolling back up to make sure they're no longer there, and when I'm asked if I've been there before and the name of my therapist, bingo.

As a relatively recent contributor, I have not completed my six-month probation to earn the exalted "senior" status, but I've been in this game for a long, long time. And, in addition to my favorite Mind & Body Comfort girl, Jacqueline, I have always made rain on my first visit with the previous three providers there that I sampled. Therefore, I think other forum contributors in the know will concur that this is indeed a place where, with just a bit of persistence, all of the therapusses will work out the knots and make you come lots.

[Cloud5162]

Negative sir!

I went today thinking I can get some awesome massage, which I did, but also some HE at the end. I opt for 60 min which is $60, should have gotten the half hour instead but I really need some good massage. In came jacklyn. Nice viet MILF type. Massage is good but offer no extra no happen how much I hint her. At the end I just "show" her by putting her hand over jr. She quickly pulled away and said she doesn't do that...

Is it because it's my first time? I told them the truth.

I need senior member to share the name of the provider who does the deed at this joint.

Now I have blue ball.

I concur with FunTrust. Nice, private and clean rooms with the bars on the ceiling for back walking. Most of the therapists are cute Viets in their early to mid-30's, although I've had a cute mid-20's girlie there as well. Good solid massage skills from all, along with a very felicitous finale.

Just keep in mind that they start out a little cautious here and will ask you to fill out a little card with your "name" on it to keep in their roster for future use. Helps cut to the chase a bit quicker once you're in your room. First time I was there, I gave them my manufactured name and said it had been a couple of years since I'd been there. I told them my provider had been Lani, a girl who I don't believe works there anymore. They couldn't find "me" listed of course, so I just quickly filled out another card.

Once your therapuss leaves you in your room to disrobe, don't cover yourself with the towel, which will help get the message across. Being friendly helps accelerate things, as does giving her a little impromptu leg massaging while she's massaging you.

Another spot, slightly closer to JWA is Holiday Spa on Irvine Ave. Behind Irvine Ranch Market (Costa Mesa / Santa Ana Heights area). Similar services, but I think the girls at Mind & Body Comfort have an edge on the attractiveness scale.

[Sticker]

Baker and fairview, on baker just east of fairview.

Guys- senior member going to be in town this week. Staying near JW airport. Costa Mesa area. Just looking for good massage with HE that is safe. Not looking for FS or even BJ. Just a little extra. Pm is ok if you would rather keep on down low. I can return favor if you are ever in my neck of the woods. Thanks!

I concur with FunTrust. Nice, private and clean rooms with the bars on the ceiling for back walking. Most of the therapists are cute Viets in their early to mid-30's, although I've had a cute mid-20's girlie there as well. Good solid massage skills from all, along with a very felicitous finale.

Just keep in mind that they start out a little cautious here and will ask you to fill out a little card with your "name" on it to keep in their roster for future use. Helps cut to the chase a bit quicker once you're in your room. First time I was there, I gave them my manufactured name and said it had been a couple of years since I'd been there. I told them my provider had been Lani, a girl who I don't believe works there anymore. They couldn't find "me" listed of course, so I just quickly filled out another card.

Once your therapuss leaves you in your room to disrobe, don't cover yourself with the towel, which will help get the message across. Being friendly helps accelerate things, as does giving her a little impromptu leg massaging while she's massaging you.

Another spot, slightly closer to JWA is Holiday Spa on Irvine Ave. Behind Irvine Ranch Market (Costa Mesa / Santa Ana Heights area). Similar services, but I think the girls at Mind & Body Comfort have an edge on the attractiveness scale.

[FunTrust]

Guys- senior member going to be in town this week. Staying near JW airport. Costa Mesa area. Just looking for good massage with HE that is safe. Not looking for FS or even BJ. Just a little extra. Pm is ok if you would rather keep on down low. I can return favor if you are ever in my neck of the woods. Thanks!

Baker and fairview, on baker just east of fairview.

[LaidBack59]

I drove by Coral the other day and noticed it had changed too. It's been one of my favorite haunts for a while now with Kay, Ruby, Linda and others who are all gone now. I'd be interested in knowing if they still offer the great massage with nice endings. Guess I'll try it out next time I have the extra bones. Anyone?

Kay has her own place and is still all Kay. Go to Bio Spa in Lake Forest.

[Tabs Td]

Guys- senior member going to be in town this week. Staying near JW airport. Costa Mesa area. Just looking for good massage with HE that is safe. Not looking for FS or even BJ. Just a little extra. Pm is ok if you would rather keep on down low. I can return favor if you are ever in my neck of the woods. Thanks!

[Farangbak]

I was living in FV at the time. I think that bust you were referring to was at Brookhurst and Garfield.

Nope, it was TLC next to the pharmacy on Los Jardines and Warner. Dina could suck a basketball through a garden hose, to top it off she gave a helluva massage too.

[Farangbak]

If there's any place to be extra careful, it's FV. A decade or so ago after a bust, they took over the MP for a day and a half dozen mongers got arrested. (I think it was this same intersection).

3 years ago and it was Los Jardines and Warner.

[Farangbak]

I found this place called Moon spa it's on Talbert and Magnolia. I want to watch it for a couple of days before I try it to make sure it is safe has anyone tried this location?

Standard are&T by some old Korean's, been there a few times at varying hours to see if the ladies and features improved, NOT.

[Psycho Knight]

I've heard of massage providers who won't provide additional services, but yesterday, Friday I've had the first time experience of being told 3 min into a massage, that she said "No, we don't do massage here." When she asked what I wanted and we could not come to an agreement, I then said okay, just the regular massage then. She responded "No, we don't do massage here." "You don't do massage here? Then what did I pay for? (no answer) Well then I'll just get my money back and leave.".

She told me to dress, left and came back to toss two twenties on the massage table. She was really offended that I didn't want to donate $140. I said $120 was all I could do. Her name was Cee Cee and this was the newest of the three parlors in the strip mall on the other side of the post office from Tijuana's Showgirls.

I felt okay when I left because she refunded $40 and I only paid $35, so I was ahead $5. I went across the parking lot and this time I offered $120, got some pleading and begging but I remained firm, and it worked out, she was happy in the end. Both places were slow the whole day, they both said that when I asked. If I was doing that work, I'd set a cut rate like $70 or $80, but some bonuses others won't do down there, ask for referrals, and have 2 customers per hours all day long until I was worn out or wanted to quit for the day. Its the McDonald's philosophy of cranking them out.

So much hassle to get a sensual, full body massage for a reasonable price. What are you guys doing to the market in the O.C.?

[Mr Sixty]

Stockholm:
I am not used to this half hour stuff. An hour in Philly includes a TS to get started and then 10-20 minutes of decent massage before anything sensual is involved. Our policy is to pay 60 at the door and put 100 on the table. No discussion, no misunderstandings. Less than 100 get you service equivalent to what you pay.

Wow, I guess I went to the wrong place when I was in Philly 6 years ago. It was 30 minutes, rush, rush, rush, no shower, major upsell, then kick me to the curb the second I finished. I may not have put the money on the table... I guess when you don't follow the rules, that is how they know you are a n00 be, and take advantage of you.

Sorry you had a similar experience here. I don't know the OC, so I can't recommend any better places for you, but it looks like others have stepped in to watch your back. Good luck.

[Newday53]

Stockholm:

I did hit Passions and it was substantially different from what I am used to in Philly...

Have to concur with Bare. It's a different world out here. Amazing amount of storefront options but definitely a crapshoot. Coming from back east, close to Providence, it is challenging finding that sweet spot you can count on. So much turnover here! Only recently did I stumble across the new place mentioned in a thread and found it to equate to the PVD scene back home (finally). To compensate for my lack of familiarity with the AMP scene out here, I've been going to some of the premier K agencies in OC with utterly stellar experiences but at a premium of course. I'll keep on keepin' on though as I am now a Cali resident and know that around the corner may be that next gem. If any of you ever venture to Rhode Island don't hesitate to shout.

ND.

[Stockholm]

Stockholm:

I did hit Passions and it was substantially different from what I am used to in Philly....

Man I'm sorry you had a lackluster experience. A few weeks ago I had a good session with a early 20's girl with long hair and bangs at Passion.

Compared to the K-joints in Philly & the rest of the east coast, so cal doesn't really hold a candle. Its true, the K parlours with table shower and 1 price are rare now in so cal, in the past there were places in Compton (the now defunct Rose Garden) that had a similar routine. Showers in each room, table shower for every session, real massage to begin, and non rushed finish. Yup. But now it seems there are tons of V run places everywhere in socal that are YMMV to be sure.

I also heard from friends recently there are C or Taiwanese run places in the 626 area code that have large rooms, huge staff, and $35 for 1 hour + Benji tip like you mention. But I'm not sure of the service is comparable to the K girls. Thanks for sharing and sorry that you had to take one for the team.

[LuvumBare]

Sorry you had a crappy experience. I would never pay 200 in any MP, so obviously this was an up sell rip off and glad you outed it for the rest of us. When you come out here again, just PM and I'll try to give you good Intel.

Baggens.

I appreciate your offer. Usually I am in the Torrance area. Only do Anaheim once a year for a trade show. Any intel for Torrance will be helpful. Thanks.

[Dildo Baggens]

Sorry you had a crappy experience. I would never pay 200 in any MP, so obviously this was an up sell rip off and glad you outed it for the rest of us. When you come out here again, just PM and I'll try to give you good Intel.

Baggens.

Stockholm:

I did hit Passions and it was substantially different from what I am used to in Philly. Had a Gmilf name Mina. Said she was Japanese. Well beyond her "sell by" date with plenty of cushion for the pushin'.

I am not used to this half hour stuff. An hour in Philly includes a TS to get started and then 10-20 minutes of decent massage before anything sensual is involved. Our policy is to pay 60 at the door and put 100 on the table. No discussion, no misunderstandings. Less than 100 get you service equivalent to what you pay.

I thought an hour was a good time so I paid my 60 at the door and was shown to a rather nice room with a small massage table. I asked for a shower and was handed a towel and shown the shower room. Obviously self service. Back in the room, she spent a few minutes running her fingers up and down my back before asking what I wanted. Said FS was 200 and a bbj was 140. Cash in advance. I only had 100 with me but the balance was in my car. I told her I was there for an hour and she went to the front desk to check my story. She came back in, suggested a little DATY and then commenced her job. Very rushed and very unskilled. She had to work for it and even then, I would have been better off DIY.

She spent another few minutes and said OK all done. I had been there 35 minutes. We agreed that if I left, she could keep the extra 20 I had paid but nothing more.

The entire experience reminded me of a typical Latin "fast house" in North Jersey or Brooklyn. In and out in 30 min with 120 paid in advance.

I wish some of you guys could come to Philly and we will show you a very good time for a total of 160. We have some very nice place with 25-40 y/o Kgirls or Chinese ladies who know how to keep you smiling. Anyone want details. Shoot me a PM and I'll give you some solid reference material.