Massage Parlor Reports

[Humpfree]

Strange. She was very much an FS girl when I saw her, but that was over a year ago, I think. Of course, a lot can change in a year.

Over the years. I have seen a few gals, And sent friends to see them got nothing. When I see YMMV very very true.

I've had some members PM me, and said BS no way does that gal would do anything she's a 100% Legit. Had one tell me I was her Pimp. She had chairs on both sides and the end of the table. She sat down the hole massage. I did like her I even asked next time. No.

[Lane Narrows]

You mean these AMP providers were on Letterman. Nice!

I know, right, but they are the best. Maybe Howard Stern was booked.

(Dibs on the tall one).

[Silvio]

You mean these AMP providers were on Letterman. Nice!

Everyone expects fake pics in ads for an AMP but even I know that this is a photo of the Korean singing group Girls Generation.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/4325335406.html

I would have thought that choosing a picture of a group that hadn't been on Letterman would have been a better way to go.

[Barney]

Thanks for the report. She was on my list. Well, I'll cross her off.

Barney.

What a total waste of my time. Massage not much to talk about. Must have used a bottle of baby oil.

But Teasing Teasing and more Teasing. Teasing only no HE. I really tried too. Se said no HJ for any amount of money.

So I said that ok, I'll take other not that eather. Plus she asked for her fee Plus a Tip up front. Told her no way.

I'm glad I didn'tgive her the tip. I will say nice pretty lady.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...bs-25/20464671

[Mad Ivan]

Strange. She was very much an FS girl when I saw her, but that was over a year ago, I think. Of course, a lot can change in a year.

What a total waste of my time. Massage not much to talk about. Must have used a bottle of baby oil.

But Teasing Teasing and more Teasing. Teasing only no HE. I really tried too. Se said no HJ for any amount of money.

So I said that ok, I'll take other not that eather. Plus she asked for her fee Plus a Tip up front. Told her no way.

I'm glad I didn'tgive her the tip. I will say nice pretty lady.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...bs-25/20464671

[Jayp80]

She looks like she has been in the business for a long time. He place is pretty empty. She wasn't ugly just too old for me.

What a total waste of my time. Massage not much to talk about. Must have used a bottle of baby oil.

But Teasing Teasing and more Teasing. Teasing only no HE. I really tried too. Se said no HJ for any amount of money.

So I said that ok, I'll take other not that eather. Plus she asked for her fee Plus a Tip up front. Told her no way.

I'm glad I didn'tgive her the tip. I will say nice pretty lady.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...bs-25/20464671

[Dazhiba]

My friend, if you want a good massage and perhaps more than a HJ for the same price and with a beautiful Asian gal, then go to Eros.

Lots of gals to choose from. Pam's gals are tops followed closely by Thaispicygirls, but the Thai gals are also on Eros.

Let us know how it goes, but stay safe.

Daz.

I have seen this post for well over a year...

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...pa-24/20317756

And everything about is tells me...legit... Before I TOFTT I was wondering if anyone else has ever indulged?

Blu.

[Humpfree]

What a total waste of my time. Massage not much to talk about. Must have used a bottle of baby oil.

But Teasing Teasing and more Teasing. Teasing only no HE. I really tried too. Se said no HJ for any amount of money.

So I said that ok, I'll take other not that eather. Plus she asked for her fee Plus a Tip up front. Told her no way.

I'm glad I didn'tgive her the tip. I will say nice pretty lady.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...bs-25/20464671

[Massage Guru]

Blu, deeds may be had here if you play it right. I had TOFFT this about 5 months ago and I left happy.

Be safe.

MG

I have seen this post for well over a year...

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...pa-24/20317756

And everything about is tells me...legit... Before I TOFTT I was wondering if anyone else has ever indulged?

Blu.

[Datsurman]

Am I the only one who enjoys a good table shower almost as much as a good massage? Any first or second place awards that need to be handed out for thoroughness and creativity? PM me if you want to keep the runner ups secret.

[Datsurman]

They are not necessarily the best but are IMO high value. The pics are accurate. They are dependable and accommodating. If you want a nice rub and good time without paying allot of money with no hassle (and maybe you have a special request or two) I would recommend. If you've saved up money for a couple months and want to have a great experience then you can find hotter girls or more experienced masseuse. I don't think FS is available. I had a couple of very good experiences.

Based upon the referral form a fellow I decided to set some time and make a visit.

http://illinois.backpage.com/BodyRub...50-24/19953525

I was not impressed. The massage was a bit lacking. The massage ended fine but would not recommend. Maybe we did not connect but I think there is better out there.

[BluCottonCandy]

I have seen this post for well over a year...

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...pa-24/20317756

And everything about is tells me...legit... Before I TOFTT I was wondering if anyone else has ever indulged?

Blu.

[Kda Kodiac]

Based upon the referral form a fellow I decided to set some time and make a visit.

http://illinois.backpage.com/BodyRub...50-24/19953525

I was not impressed. The massage was a bit lacking. The massage ended fine but would not recommend. Maybe we did not connect but I think there is better out there.

[Rivman]

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...-late/20419308

[Datsurman]

Quick report. Had given up on AOL a long whole ago but saw some charter on this board about a blond hot latina so decided to stop by a couple weeks back. Didn't get the blond but a pretty morena. Very good massage. Recommend.

Am thinking about going back but notice Western has allot of new massage joints I didn't notice before. Any recommendations? PM me.