Massage Parlor Reports

**Silvio** · 02-12-14 11:24

You mean these AMP providers were on Letterman. Nice!

Originally Posted by LaneNarrows [View Original Post]

Everyone expects fake pics in ads for an AMP but even I know that this is a photo of the Korean singing group Girls Generation.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/4325335406.html

I would have thought that choosing a picture of a group that hadn't been on Letterman would have been a better way to go.

**Barney** · 02-12-14 09:56

Thanks for the report. She was on my list. Well, I'll cross her off.

Barney.

Originally Posted by Humpfree [View Original Post]

What a total waste of my time. Massage not much to talk about. Must have used a bottle of baby oil.

But Teasing Teasing and more Teasing. Teasing only no HE. I really tried too. Se said no HJ for any amount of money.

So I said that ok, I'll take other not that eather. Plus she asked for her fee Plus a Tip up front. Told her no way.

I'm glad I didn'tgive her the tip. I will say nice pretty lady.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...bs-25/20464671

**Mad Ivan** · 02-11-14 23:18

Strange. She was very much an FS girl when I saw her, but that was over a year ago, I think. Of course, a lot can change in a year.

Originally Posted by Humpfree [View Original Post]

What a total waste of my time. Massage not much to talk about. Must have used a bottle of baby oil.

But Teasing Teasing and more Teasing. Teasing only no HE. I really tried too. Se said no HJ for any amount of money.

So I said that ok, I'll take other not that eather. Plus she asked for her fee Plus a Tip up front. Told her no way.

I'm glad I didn'tgive her the tip. I will say nice pretty lady.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...bs-25/20464671

**Jayp80** · 02-11-14 17:59

She looks like she has been in the business for a long time. He place is pretty empty. She wasn't ugly just too old for me.

Originally Posted by Humpfree [View Original Post]

What a total waste of my time. Massage not much to talk about. Must have used a bottle of baby oil.

But Teasing Teasing and more Teasing. Teasing only no HE. I really tried too. Se said no HJ for any amount of money.

So I said that ok, I'll take other not that eather. Plus she asked for her fee Plus a Tip up front. Told her no way.

I'm glad I didn'tgive her the tip. I will say nice pretty lady.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...bs-25/20464671

**Dazhiba** · 02-11-14 17:20

My friend, if you want a good massage and perhaps more than a HJ for the same price and with a beautiful Asian gal, then go to Eros.

Lots of gals to choose from. Pam's gals are tops followed closely by Thaispicygirls, but the Thai gals are also on Eros.

Let us know how it goes, but stay safe.

Daz.

Originally Posted by BluCottonCandy [View Original Post]

I have seen this post for well over a year...

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...pa-24/20317756

And everything about is tells me...legit... Before I TOFTT I was wondering if anyone else has ever indulged?

Blu.

**Humpfree** · 02-11-14 17:09

What a total waste of my time. Massage not much to talk about. Must have used a bottle of baby oil.

But Teasing Teasing and more Teasing. Teasing only no HE. I really tried too. Se said no HJ for any amount of money.

So I said that ok, I'll take other not that eather. Plus she asked for her fee Plus a Tip up front. Told her no way.

I'm glad I didn'tgive her the tip. I will say nice pretty lady.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...bs-25/20464671

**Massage Guru** · 02-11-14 12:56

Blu, deeds may be had here if you play it right. I had TOFFT this about 5 months ago and I left happy.

Be safe.

MG

Originally Posted by BluCottonCandy [View Original Post]

I have seen this post for well over a year...

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...pa-24/20317756

And everything about is tells me...legit... Before I TOFTT I was wondering if anyone else has ever indulged?

Blu.

**Datsurman** · 02-11-14 12:17

Am I the only one who enjoys a good table shower almost as much as a good massage? Any first or second place awards that need to be handed out for thoroughness and creativity? PM me if you want to keep the runner ups secret.

**Datsurman** · 02-11-14 12:10

They are not necessarily the best but are IMO high value. The pics are accurate. They are dependable and accommodating. If you want a nice rub and good time without paying allot of money with no hassle (and maybe you have a special request or two) I would recommend. If you've saved up money for a couple months and want to have a great experience then you can find hotter girls or more experienced masseuse. I don't think FS is available. I had a couple of very good experiences.

Originally Posted by KdaKodiac [View Original Post]

Based upon the referral form a fellow I decided to set some time and make a visit.

http://illinois.backpage.com/BodyRub...50-24/19953525

I was not impressed. The massage was a bit lacking. The massage ended fine but would not recommend. Maybe we did not connect but I think there is better out there.

**BluCottonCandy** · 02-10-14 17:08

I have seen this post for well over a year...

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...pa-24/20317756

And everything about is tells me...legit... Before I TOFTT I was wondering if anyone else has ever indulged?

Blu.

**Kda Kodiac** · 02-10-14 16:02

Based upon the referral form a fellow I decided to set some time and make a visit.

http://illinois.backpage.com/BodyRub...50-24/19953525

I was not impressed. The massage was a bit lacking. The massage ended fine but would not recommend. Maybe we did not connect but I think there is better out there.

**Rivman** · 02-10-14 12:08

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...-late/20419308

**Datsurman** · 02-10-14 07:40

Quick report. Had given up on AOL a long whole ago but saw some charter on this board about a blond hot latina so decided to stop by a couple weeks back. Didn't get the blond but a pretty morena. Very good massage. Recommend.

Am thinking about going back but notice Western has allot of new massage joints I didn't notice before. Any recommendations? PM me.

**DrDerrick** · 02-09-14 21:18

Originally Posted by Sphere11 [View Original Post]

Which MP? I haven't been to one in a long time but she is seriously hot.

Here is her link if you want to get in touch with her, not sure when she is working.

http://chicago.backpage.com/WomenSee...ls-23/19751905

**Sphere11** · 02-09-14 20:52

Originally Posted by DrDerrick [View Original Post]

I had been complimenting myself for taking a short break from my mongering challenges. I got a text message the other day from Giana, the smoking hott Puerto Rican / Italian hotbox. She has the sweetest, softest voice and its almost hypnotic to me. She said she was ready to take care of me and give me the treatment I enjoy. It does not take much for me to get in the mood for her wonderful bodyrubs, and awesome head game. I don't know about you, but I would highly recommend seeing this girl one time in your lifetime. After I got there it didn't take long to get on the table, she seemed to be pretty busy that day. After an awesome CBJ, I was watering at the mouth for her delicacies, and she was wet and ready.Completely bald and smoking hot I buried my face in her moistness, and went straight to mish. Flipped to DS and and pounded her into oblivion..in and out, completely and thoroughly satisfied setback $5. If you like Attachment 300560a girl, that enjoys her work and makes sure you are satisfied, she is the perfect girl. Will return over and over as long as she is working.

Which MP? I haven't been to one in a long time but she is seriously hot.