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[SanityIsRealit]

Seems to be some fuckery surrounding Kylie Haze, I saw Kylie a few weeks ago and she was great provider but she came up MIA lately, now I see a suspicious posting on the site.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...421&viewfull=1#post2000421.

Personally I don't think this is Kylie, I think these two are just trying to benefit off her name, I did meet the skinny female when I saw Kylie before the whole MIA incident, there was also a previous post about her bullshit.

This is their current ad.

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...me-39/15040757

Be careful out there.

Just moved to the east-side of the state from the west-side, and Kylie was one of my favorites so this update is disappointing to say the least. I have to agree with Big Daddi in that I don't think Kylie is with this group, and if she is, then these girls and / or their handler is dragging her name through the mud.

I saw Kylie's ad posted on BP earlier this afternoon. Different number than what she used previously. If you've dealt with Kylie before you'll know she's not the most accurate texter. All the texts I received from "Kylie" after calling the number in the ad were spelled perfectly and twice as long as what they usually are. So we were discussing a four-way since she claimed she had 3 of her friends with her. At this point, I found the posts here stating what I was thinking in the back of my head, so I decided to give her a chance to prove that she's actually out there by simply texting me a picture holding up three fingers. Not a problem, right? Wrong. Proceeds to go off on me and claim that there are no problems. I gave her my explanation of not only would it make me feel safer (I'm one of her regulars for goodness sake), but it would clear up the perception that her and her group are getting on the boards. No reply back. Hate to say it, but I think Kylie and this group is a lost cause and I will keep my distance. Stay safe out there everyone.

[FunInFriend]

January was very hectic for me with lot of mongering dreams. Here is one such dream.

Saw Chloe recently though she had mixed reviews from other mongers. She was offering incall at a place near to me and hence I made a quick trip. Her incall is a safe & private location on Ryan road. She picked the phone right away and gave the address. I inquired about GFE service and she confirmed. I am a type of guy who places the donation on the table before a girl asks for it once I get confidence that she is legit. May be its a bit of foolishness but I believe that it gives confidence to escorts that they are getting what they are interested in and they give better service.

Chloe has an extremely beautiful body, the best I have seen till date. Mango size boobs, flat belly and smooth skin. After starting with DFK and cuddling, I straightaway went down her. The next 15 minutes of DATY with her was the best in my life. CG, RCG followed and finished off with Mish. She was responding nicely with smiles and sound effect but you can clearly tell that she was faking it. Poor acting by a girl with a film star body.

Damage was $1.5. Might repeat for that nice clean DATY.

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...un-27/14723101

[FunInFriend]

Good. Beautiful face, GFE performance & very friendly.

Not so good. Average body, clementine boobs and baby marks.

-Will not repeat.

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...py-24/14978294

[FunInFriend]

Had a dream with Makenzie recently.

She has a girl next door look when she wears her spectacles. She picked the phone on first call itself and we set up an appointment. These days I see that almost all the girls have picked my call when I call them for the first time. Don't know whether I need worry as I believe 2 call system is safer and gives confidence that the escort is legit.

Anyway, I proceeded with the appointment and met her at her incall on 14/75. She has slender, natural and clean body. Very few tattoos. Perky assets are my favorite. I consider her semi-GFE as she allows kissing, cuddling & DATY but no BBBJ. She reciprocates kissing and does lots of friendly talk. However she is a laid back type with no variations in positions and just lies on the bed. You need to pick her up and move around. Since she is a heavy smoker, be careful about smoke smell on your dresses.

0.8 $ was the damage. I would repeat.

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...re-21/14978796

[Mallard1]

Last Sunday (January 5th) after a frustrating day being out in the weather working off my hangover from the night before I decided to partake in some fun. Jumped on BP and ended up going back a couple of days. Currently her ad is no longer on BP but it was the last one posted on Thursday or Friday in the body rub section. It was a simple ad with no pictures. If I remember correctly it only had one or two lines in it. Something along the lines of, "body rub anyone? Text for a picture." There was a phone number listed. With some quick research I turned up nothing. Figured that with all the snow and other emergency work going on it would be a perfect night to take one for the team. So, I sent her a text asking if there was any availability and for a picture. I got back the simple yes but she was home at the moment. Figured it would be a wash and set my phone down. A couple minutes later I get another picture of her face.

I opened the picture and holy shit. I immediately asked if a hour from then was okay. It was and got a address in the next text. At that point I literally couldn't wipe my ass fast enough to get in the shower.

On the road and off to her place. I used to live in that area on the east side so I was comfortable with going. Inside I was hit with the smell of pot and pleased with my decision to toftt when I got a good look at her. Down to the table we go and clothes off for both of us. I did not try to roam as I was actually enjoying the teasing massage. Didn't honestly think I would make it to the flip. That is a first for me. On the flip I did roam, was a gentleman about it for the record. First impressions are a great thing for second visits. At the end she got me all covered up and I thought it was all over with. Instead a CBJ was the end. I didn't last long at all. I was floored. Usually I a long john limp dick when the cover comes out. She by no means is a amateur it was awesome. Shower some more talking and I was out the door.

Overall, 8.8 out of ten. Spinner body, all of her teeth, great tease and even better finish. I have since found nothing for any sort of review anywhere. Think that I have found a great utr girl. I will find out if its is ok to give her number out to the good johns of the world. I by no means am going to be the one to fuck a good thing up. Pm me if you want other details about location or anything else.

Finally caught up with this girl. She is definetly an attractive spinner, nice little ass on her, decent massage skills, not the tightest body as there is some baby damage. Her place was in a safe neighborhood just north of 16 and grossbeck. I only opted for half at 100 to try her out. Massage was decent, fully nude, a CBJ to end it. She glady sat on my face for a good 69 before I finally released. I sent texts on three different days before I actually got her to respond. She said she has a 9 to 5 job and there were signs of kids residing there but none around when I was there. I will definetly repeat but I will try the full hour for 150 next time and I will hint at wanting more than an oral finish next time, especially since she had the big while I was dinning at the why. She also didn't flinch when I teased the chocolate star fish while I was down there, so I am hoping more is available.

http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ne-24/14806146

[Slick Jr]

Met up with her in Livonia last week. Pleasant surprise and will repeat. BBBJ, DATY and CFS. Nice tight spinner body, good attitude and very sexual. Wouldn't stop riding CG until she was done, even though I had finished earlier. Rolled off me and took a few minutes to gather herself after the intense coitus. Some signs of candy use. She had the snifffles.

Interesting that the link still works even several weeks later in a different location. Seems to work in Troy and Livonia. AA too?

She meant to put, NO BLACK MEN until I hit the Ave in a couple years. LOL.

[Sleeper1]

http://annarbor.backpage.com/FemaleE...ky-25/14615111

I contacted her the other night and we were all set up to meet. My first couple of contacts with her had, overall, gone well. But when I contacted her to set things up, she was very slow to reply. It took well over an hour to get something set up. So I was a feeling a bit iffy but chalked it up to one of those things.

About halfway there, my phone rings. It's her, asking me if I am on my way. It sounded like she was outside, walking. In and of itself that was not a big deal but she was talking so fast I had trouble understanding much of what she said. That made me a bit more uncomfortable.

Then when I am less than ten minutes from her location she texts asking me to stop and get covers. She doesn't have any. A few minutes later she calls again and (again) she is talking very fast and sounds as if she is outside, walking somewhere. I thought, what gives? You were walking outside about 15 minutes ago; now you're walking outside again. This is just getting a little weird. So I decided to call it off.

I suppose I may have been a bit too quick to do so but something about the situation just didn't feel right. We had texted back and forth on a couple of different nights and she seemed fine. But for whatever reason the situation felt weird and I wasn't in the mood for weird. I am kind of bummed; she sure looks good in her pics. Maybe someone else will have better luck.

Met up with her in Livonia last week. Pleasant surprise and will repeat. BBBJ, DATY and CFS. Nice tight spinner body, good attitude and very sexual. Wouldn't stop riding CG until she was done, even though I had finished earlier. Rolled off me and took a few minutes to gather herself after the intense coitus. Some signs of candy use. She had the snifffles.

Interesting that the link still works even several weeks later in a different location. Seems to work in Troy and Livonia. AA too?

[TheTool]

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ne-27/14198853

This gal is a candy addict She is never on time and when she done, not you, she gets all dramaed out. I was using the facility before I left and she was riffling my pants. Beware this is one to avoid She is a street walker who gone to back page. I used her services on the are back in June and everything was fine. She had a rack then and now she has a grand ma chest Flat as an ironing board Not worth the 160 for an hour I paid I used 20 minutes of my time.

[Big Daddi]

Seems to be some fuckery surrounding Kylie Haze, I saw Kylie a few weeks ago and she was great provider but she came up MIA lately, now I see a suspicious posting on the site.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...421&viewfull=1#post2000421.

Personally I don't think this is Kylie, I think these two are just trying to benefit off her name, I did meet the skinny female when I saw Kylie before the whole MIA incident, there was also a previous post about her bullshit.

This is their current ad.

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...me-39/15040757

Be careful out there.

[Entiqual]

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...image=14960276

Ok guys, curiosity got the better of me and I wish it hadn't. This girl is a definite pass.

She hosts out of her apartment in Southfield. She sounded nice enough on the phone, although slightly spacey. The body pictures in the ad are accurate and the face is so-so. Slight wrinkles with heavy lipstick. Her teeth, while not gross, still appear that they coulduse a trip to the dentist. Her quoted rates are $ and $.50. So, we got undressed and she has a trimmed Bush, which is rare nowadays. I'm not a fan but some are. I asked her what fetishes she was into and she told me for an extra hundred, it's GFE. Kissing, greek, etc. I knew I didn't want to kiss her and besides that, there was a slight odor and she was very spacey. She was dancing by the bed and I had to keep asking her to come to the bed. There's no doubt that she was flying high on something.

She started with CBJ and I decided that I wanted to move to missionary. I got it in and (seriously) got about 10 strokes in and she said "honey, you have to cum". I said "I just got here" but ok, get doggie style. So she does and a few strokes later, she complains again that I need to cum. When I tell her again that I just got there, she said "It's not about the time, it's about what we do". Finally, I just told her to play with my balls and I'd just myself off. I can cum much faster that way and I just wanted out at that point. So, I cum, she gets me some toilet paper to wipe myself off and I left. She was nice and said "Thanks" and "Goodbye" as I left. Total time of visit: Approximately 15 minutes.

Of course, this is only a dream.

I am sorry that you had a subpar experience. I have visited her several times and I have always appreciated her skills, attitude, and looks. In my experience shecan will take a pounding and not complain.

[SAM4077]

Sorry Incognito, that was more like a Nightmare, Not a Dream.

Thanks for TOFTT and the Heads Up, No Pun Intended.

Reported on her before she's a fukin nut case and bad service..don't call her anyone..I think the apt was on like on garfield ...waste.

[Big Daddi]

What made her a terrible provider? She was on my radar.

Check out my previous review: http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...iews&p=1766386#post1766386.

[Incognito1234]

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...image=14960276

Ok guys, curiosity got the better of me and I wish it hadn't. This girl is a definite pass.

She hosts out of her apartment in Southfield. She sounded nice enough on the phone, although slightly spacey. The body pictures in the ad are accurate and the face is so-so. Slight wrinkles with heavy lipstick. Her teeth, while not gross, still appear that they coulduse a trip to the dentist. Her quoted rates are $ and $.50. So, we got undressed and she has a trimmed Bush, which is rare nowadays. I'm not a fan but some are. I asked her what fetishes she was into and she told me for an extra hundred, it's GFE. Kissing, greek, etc. I knew I didn't want to kiss her and besides that, there was a slight odor and she was very spacey. She was dancing by the bed and I had to keep asking her to come to the bed. There's no doubt that she was flying high on something.

She started with CBJ and I decided that I wanted to move to missionary. I got it in and (seriously) got about 10 strokes in and she said "honey, you have to cum". I said "I just got here" but ok, get doggie style. So she does and a few strokes later, she complains again that I need to cum. When I tell her again that I just got there, she said "It's not about the time, it's about what we do". Finally, I just told her to play with my balls and I'd just myself off. I can cum much faster that way and I just wanted out at that point. So, I cum, she gets me some toilet paper to wipe myself off and I left. She was nice and said "Thanks" and "Goodbye" as I left. Total time of visit: Approximately 15 minutes.

Of course, this is only a dream.

[Other]

Stay away from the little lighter toned female.

She has changed her number and name but she is a terrible provider, she used to go by the name of Sky, don't let the nice ass fool ya.

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...st-23/15028377

What made her a terrible provider? She was on my radar.

[Big Daddi]

But do you notice a recurring theme in the woman's pictures?

6 pics and not 1 show her face at all, not 1...hmm...she hiding something?

A lot of providers don't show there face for legal reasons.

Why give LE a mugshot?