Massage Parlor Reports

[TheHotAzn]

I'm wondering if this is the same Nana from Onespa a couple of years back I had a great time with, and everytime I called she was on "vacation" can you describe her? Like full figure body big knockers and an ass that matched? And taller then your average Asian? See I'm driving like an hour and half away I wouldn't wana drive there to be disappointed.

Its not, she just moved to the states recently and has no bolt ons like one's.

[Fly Dangler]

My beef has always been the crap Animal has been spreading. (rest of note snipped for brevity)

If your real beef is with A and I M A L so be it, but that's not the way the notes you've written have sounded. In fact they've sounded more like a constant tirade against Admiral and the people working there. Your notes about this place in general, and the specific one I'm responding to IMHO are filled with inconsistencies and inaccuracies, like your seeming in this one to back off referring to it as a dump, which YOU HAD previously called it in post #10266. You've also misrepresented what others have said about it and have been publicly taken to task for that (e.g. Note #10267).

Notwithstanding your constant negative remarks, though few if any actual reports, about Admiral more than a couple of us have pretty consistently experienced and reported good to great experiences there. Have there been a couple less than stellar reviews? You betcha, but almost always with caveats. I wonder why the wide disparity in opinions?

Though I can understand your beef with A and I M A L, the more I ponder it the more it seems the problem isn't really with Admiral. Actually I think the main problem you seem to be having is yours. Might I respectfully suggest you put him on ignore and stop going to, or even thinking about Admiral? Seems to me those are very simple solutions to all your problems here.

[BigStar1]

I was one of the many vocal Sunny loyalists, but haven't stopped going to Admiral since she's been gone. In fact I've reviewed I think 5 other providers there during this time, and all have been good to excellent.

When they reopened the old Lily as Admiral they didn't build a completely new facility like NMS on its 2nd floor. Just the same Admiral has always been clean and well cared for, definitely not a dump. If you want to see a nasty dirty smelly place I suggest you visit FE, especially their shower area.

Not sure what your real beef is with Admiral. I do get the feeling there's more to it than you're saying here.

My beef has always been the crap Animal has been spreading. When all the crap went down last year and the places started to reopen he posted how we should spread the money over to Admiral Street. He posted how great this girl was and that girl was. He posted how beautiful the spa was and how it had been repainted, clean up. With the road construction around NMS I decided to give Admiral a try. I had been there when it was Lily's and honestly when I went under the Admiral name I noticed no difference. The girls I got weren't young and only so-so in the looks department. I requested one of the girls that Animal raved about. Unless they gave me a different girl and used her name then Animal was full of it. Another time I went there I had a girl and days later Animal wrote another rave review of her. Again her beauty was overly exaggerated. I had a decent time, but no where the experience Animal suggests. After reading many of Animals post and seeing the same calls for people to spend money at Admiral I came to the logical conclusion that animal must connected to Animal in some way. There was actually a post he made where he made it sound like he was part of management. I have tried most of the places in Pro and honestly Admiral is probably my least favorite next to Fountain Street. Yes, Far east isn't that great a place and the girls aren't the youngest, but they were very nice. I've had great times at One Spa and I've had some so-so times. Yes, Admiral might not be a dump, but Animals BS posts make me not want to go there. He posts to get people to go there and then makes excuses when a person leaves a negative report.

Bigstar1.

[Smokescreen]

I'm wondering if this is the same Nana from Onespa a couple of years back I had a great time with, and everytime I called she was on "vacation" can you describe her? Like full figure body big knockers and an ass that matched? And taller then your average Asian? See I'm driving like an hour and half away I wouldn't wana drive there to be disappointed.

Probably not, they recycle names like soda bottles & cans. In the last couple of years there have been many girls using the name Nana. If you're really that curious you can always call & ask.

[Jack A Dogov]

I'm wondering if this is the same Nana from Onespa a couple of years back I had a great time with, and everytime I called she was on "vacation" can you describe her? Like full figure body big knockers and an ass that matched? And taller then your average Asian? See I'm driving like an hour and half away I wouldn't wana drive there to be disappointed.

I have never been to One Spa so never saw the Nana there but based on your description this is not the same girl.

[Fly Dangler]

I have been there, the former Mammasan Venus from Lilys is the Mammasan there. Average talent, have not tried for more than a HJ there, the massage is decent. Venus told me to keep an eye out for a "Grand Opening" in CF at the end of the Month.

That's not Opulence. Venus is the mamasan at Evergreen in Cranston where, depending on the provider, more can be had.

[P Austin]

Has anyone been to Opulence in Cranston yet?

I have been there, the former Mammasan Venus from Lilys is the Mammasan there. Average talent, have not tried for more than a HJ there, the massage is decent. Venus told me to keep an eye out for a "Grand Opening" in CF at the end of the Month.

Peace.

[Muddy53]

Anyone no what to make of this PM?

I don't mean to bother you, but I need to do something and I'm at my wits end. I did a search and saw you know Gina in the Morning. Well bad news is she is stalking me, putting up bad reviews under my ad and phone number, because I won't lend her anymore money awhile ago and she seems like she just can't get over it and me breaking up our friendship. I met her on facebook through her sex worker's rights website and got to know each other, but the woman is always broke! Despite the fact that she claims she's the top provider in the North East and her dance card is always filled. Funny on that site where she wrote the phony reviews of me, her reviews all claim she's model material! Self reviews I assume. Anyway I'm fed up and with her and fed up having to change my phone number yet again, because of this. I know she closed down a site called Moes and was wondering if you still had that link with her mug shot. It's the only thing I can think of by me having it she may leave me alone. Someone had sent it to me and told me to watch out for her. Apparently she's a bit nuts. If you have it and could pm it to me I appreciate it. If not I hope you have a wonderful day!

Debbie xoxo.

[Fly Dangler]

So my only question is, where do I go to apply for a Shill position at a massage parlor, because I'm in for that!

TransMart in Warren may be looking for one. I don't think they've been able to buy a good review here since Gina left them.

[Slate Gravel]

I don't know if any of you animals are really shills or not, but I think that shills would get paid, or maybe even a barter type deal for discounted or free services.

So my only question is, where do I go to apply for a Shill position at a massage parlor, because I'm in for that!

SG.

[Fly Dangler]

You guys wrote all the good reviews of Sunny. When she left I all see is I can't wait till she returns. Where are your reviews of other girls that are good.

I was one of the many vocal Sunny loyalists, but haven't stopped going to Admiral since she's been gone. In fact I've reviewed I think 5 other providers there during this time, and all have been good to excellent.

When they reopened the old Lily as Admiral they didn't build a completely new facility like NMS on its 2nd floor. Just the same Admiral has always been clean and well cared for, definitely not a dump. If you want to see a nasty dirty smelly place I suggest you visit FE, especially their shower area.

Not sure what your real beef is with Admiral. I do get the feeling there's more to it than you're saying here.

[Mistaevil]

I'm wondering if this is the same Nana from Onespa a couple of years back I had a great time with, and everytime I called she was on "vacation" can you describe her? Like full figure body big knockers and an ass that matched? And taller then your average Asian? See I'm driving like an hour and half away I wouldn't wana drive there to be disappointed.

[Jack A Dogov]

To further clarify, I was not ripped off by Admiral as BigStar1 says. While I do feel the assistant manager pulled a bait and switch on me and BigStar1 thinks I should have walked, after voicing my displeasure with the B&S the decision to stay was mine. I also ended up having a fairly nice time with Nana. As I said in my original review, we didn't quite click but she's very nice and may be other's cup of tea. I don't believe Admiral is going downhill rather the opposite really. While Sunny may have been the star there, they continue to bring in other very nice girls as they always have. In fact as much as I love Sunny, I would not be surprised to see her eclipsed by some of the new talent. In fact I secretly hope she is so you guys all flock to the new girls and I can have Sunny to myself LOL.

As for a certain girl not being available when the parking lot is empty; well maybe she was having lunch or dinner. They are human and do need to eat occassionally. A more likely reason though is that she had an appointment booked. If a girl has an 8:00 appointment scheduled with someone and you arrive at 7:45 and ask for her, Mama is not going to give her to you. When Venus was the manager it happened all the time but since then it's rare. I was just unlucky this time to deal with the assistant manager. The regular manager Gigi would not have done it.

A N I M A L is not the only one to give good reviews of Admiral. Look at my posting history. In the last several months I have seen eight different girls there and posted reviews for seven of them, most of them were good. The eighth one will be posted soon as I tend to wait between two days and two weeks after my visit to post them. BigStar1, you don't like Admiral and that's fine. A N I M A L likes it a lot and that's fine too. I have been to both NMS and Admiral many times. I have had the bait and switch happen to me at both places (and other places as well) and have voiced my displeasure to the manager each time it has happened. Sometimes I've stayed, sometimes I've walked out. You are correct in saying that since the move to the second floor NMS made a beautiful top notch spa. It's very nice. Admiral may not be as nice inside and you may consider it a dump but I don't. Personally I like the way I am treated there very much and I will continue to go there.

[BigStar1]

You are so far off base.

1. You call A I M A L a shill, he's given me very good accurate information on some of the girls there. Just because he likes a spa and wants to defend it you call him a shill. If you like NMS so much, maybe you're a shill for them by trying to downgrade Admiral.

2.Every spa has at some time disappointed a member for not supplying the requested girl. It happens. The spa is there to make money, if they got a bad vibe from the phone call you make for an appointment, they might not expect you to show up, it happens, probably more often than you think.

3.You can't necessrilly judge how busy the spa is by the number of cars there. Some guys don't want their car to be seen in a spa's parking lot, so they park eleswhere and walk to the spa.

4.Admiral is not going downhill, it is a very busy spa.

5. As good as Sunny is, she was not the only girl there worth seeing. I have been many times and never been disappointed.

I'll answer these in your order.

1) I went to see a particular girl based on Animal description of looks and service. Both were way off. Another time I had seen a girl and then Animal wrote up a review of her. Again description way off. I have actually left a negative review of a girl at NMS so I'm definitely not a shill for them. Animals reviews are always glowing reports and he makes excuses when someone leaves a negative report.

2) So your saying if you sound funny on the phone then they can bait and switch you?? Again I didn't report the bait and switch, someone else did, a person that is a regular there. I just made the comment the guy should have walked out.

3) But wasn't it Animals point that they have private parking and it's not a busy area. If true then they shouldn't need to walk great distances. Also, if that was true about guys hiding their car down the street then NMS lot would be empty as well. I guess is it more shameful to go to Admiral Street. I know I wouldn't want to be caught there.

4) Everytime I ever went, most of the doors were open and parking lot was always empty. To this day I don't see more than 1 car in the parking lot when I drive down that way. They have what 3 girls working Vs 13 for NMS. NMS took over the top floor of the building and made a beautiful top notch spa. Admiral reopened after Lily's and it still looks like the same dump it was before. Girls only look nice because the place is so dark.

5) You guys wrote all the good reviews of Sunny. When she left I all see is I can't wait till she returns. Where are your reviews of other girls that are good. The only one that posts about other girls is Animal and I don't believe a word he writes. So get off your ass and write a real reviews with names of girls. Maybe I would try the place again if I saw good reviews from someone other than Animal, but it seems recently that all the reviews of Admiral have been disappointing.

I didn't bash the spa. I just made the comment after all these disappointing reviews I don't see how the place is still open. Animal likes to make excuses for the spa. I and everyone here spend their hard earned money and deserve better.

Bigstar1.

[Smokescreen]

Time for the shill to speak up again. Only time we hear from you is when the place is slow or some makes a complaint. The guy got ripped off by Admiral using Bait and switch tactics. Its not the 1st time we've heard about it at Admiral so don't blame the Asst Manager. By all accounts the managers have switched at Admiral several times in the last 6 months. As other people have written some times you can't get the girl you want because she's busy even when the parking lot is empty. Read the reviews of this place in the last few months, Its going DOWNHILL. The only thing they had going for it was Sunny and she left. I write honest reviews about lots of spas. I use names of girls and what service I really got. Sorry I don't sugar coat it like you do and don't suggest that more is available when it clearly isn't.

I'll take NMS, One Spa, Far East any day over Admiral. Admiral is all yours I wouldn't even want to step into that dump again.

Bigstar1.

You are so far off base.

1. You call A I M A L a shill, he's given me very good accurate information on some of the girls there. Just because he likes a spa and wants to defend it you call him a shill. If you like NMS so much, maybe you're a shill for them by trying to downgrade Admiral.

2.Every spa has at some time disappointed a member for not supplying the requested girl. It happens. The spa is there to make money, if they got a bad vibe from the phone call you make for an appointment, they might not expect you to show up, it happens, probably more often than you think.

3.You can't necessrilly judge how busy the spa is by the number of cars there. Some guys don't want their car to be seen in a spa's parking lot, so they park eleswhere and walk to the spa.

4.Admiral is not going downhill, it is a very busy spa.

5. As good as Sunny is, she was not the only girl there worth seeing. I have been many times and never been disappointed.