Massage Parlor Reports

[Sandro2618]

After all the great reports on this place, I decide to finally check it out myself. The location is pretty close to the old Ocean Spa, but it's kind of tucked away. I decided to do just the $100 30 min deal. When I got there the front lady told me only one was available, Patricia. I remember Patricia's photos because they were ALL over the ads that day. I know someone recently reviewed her and said she was a stunner, but I don't agree with that. IMO she's about a 5 maybe a 6, not a bad looking girl, but when your expecting a 10 from the ad, and she shows up, it's kind of a disappointment.

Overall, I would say this is an OK experience, not sure if I would do it again. Anyone know if ANY of the girls have accurate pics? Patricia was definitely not, and on my way out, I saw another girl. Totally forgot her name, but I would rate her as a 5 or 6 as well.

Alexa and Keri Morgan have accurate pics. Veronica body pic in black dress is accurate.

[Sex Xes]

Hello,

I want to ask the members of this great forum to make a recommendation for a first time experience. Which place stands out currently?

I know RTTF ... However, there is so much choice, so little time.

Thanks in advance!

Salsero2005.

Just pick an AMP and go pop that cherry. There is nothing like experience to help you learn the ropes.

Remember to think with the big head when you walk in. Ask to see who is going to do the massage, if you don't like the view.

Excuse yourself and go somewhere else. All tips are negotiable and they always start at the high end.

And always, always remember YMMV.

[Salsa2005]

Hello,

I want to ask the members of this great forum to make a recommendation for a first time experience. Which place stands out currently?

I know RTTF ... However, there is so much choice, so little time.

Thanks in advance!

Salsero2005.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Could you pm me what a bbacf and a bbcf and a bbbl is. Can't find them anywhere and I just don't have the imagination needed to figure it out. Thanks!

I told at least a half dozen guys on here about the acronyms in my reviews. I believe one or two of them have posted them publically. I think SinkoM did recently.

JaguarXF.

[Plattler]

Gentlemen,

As you know, I hobby with a purpose, in order to bring you perverted cats, (and not so perverted cats) the best Intel I can on our lovely and "imminently" qualified provider talent here in Orlando.

Very soon, I will be posting 3 cum churning reviews of the luscious ladies that you see in these links.

Get your popcorn and Kleenex ready cumming very soon (within the next few days) to a USASG Forum near you.

JaguarXF.

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Those are fantastic finds, can't wait to hear more.

[HotRocks]

Very recently saw the sexy and vivacious Violet at MBS. Mid-late 20's, long medium brown hair / hazel eyes. Body 7.5/10. Awesome personality. Great "party girl". If you can't get along with Violet, then, you can't' get along with anyone. Every time I have seen her in the past she has always been in a super mood. Great big titties with suckable nipples. Violet is a man pleaser and performs an excellent rub. Did the nude BTB rub with lots and lots of roaming allowed. Some Vag play too. Got up on the table and did a nice slow sexy rub with lots of dirty talk and teasing. She actually "talked to my cock" with her sultry, sexy voice and it was quite a treat. Really got close to me and reminded how much of a woman she is and how much she appreciated my manhood. Great hand technique. Lots of cock and sac play. Russian, BBACF, BBCF, BBBL. Hot and explosive finish with a sensual cleanup afterwards.

Total coin 150. Will repeat.

JaguarXF.

Could you pm me what a bbacf and a bbcf and a bbbl is. Can't find them anywhere and I just don't have the imagination needed to figure it out. Thanks!

[Ukieman]

I went to the AMP on Tubb ST last week. First time since they changed hands?

It was a strange experience... 1st off, no table shower offered even though it was advertised, and I have gotten it before on that inclined TS. Still it is good...

Therapist came in, older 50's? I believe Korean woman, acts like she knows me... I do not remember her but play along.

The "massage" was TERRIBLE, the worst I have ever had anywhere.

The ending was excellent one of the best at an AMP around here (outside of Ocean).

I will probably not repeat.

Ukieman out.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Very recently saw the sexy and vivacious Violet at MBS. Mid-late 20's, long medium brown hair / hazel eyes. Body 7.5/10. Awesome personality. Great "party girl". If you can't get along with Violet, then, you can't' get along with anyone. Every time I have seen her in the past she has always been in a super mood. Great big titties with suckable nipples. Violet is a man pleaser and performs an excellent rub. Did the nude BTB rub with lots and lots of roaming allowed. Some Vag play too. Got up on the table and did a nice slow sexy rub with lots of dirty talk and teasing. She actually "talked to my cock" with her sultry, sexy voice and it was quite a treat. Really got close to me and reminded how much of a woman she is and how much she appreciated my manhood. Great hand technique. Lots of cock and sac play. Russian, BBACF, BBCF, BBBL. Hot and explosive finish with a sensual cleanup afterwards.

Total coin 150. Will repeat.

JaguarXF.

[Sex Xes]

Visited Orchid massage last week. I have only been open a couple of weeks and the place is kind of tricky to find. It is in a little office plaza about a block west of Best Buy on East colonial. If you pull into the main parking area you're not going to see it, there is a pain management clinic in the complex, I asked the people there and they had no idea of a massage place near there. It is in that plaza but is not visible from the parking area. You have to walk around to the east side of that building. Then I saw the big sign on the east side that said MASSAGE. The sign or entrance is not visible at all coming from the west side.

Standard $70 an hour. Little Five foot tall Chinese lady named Judy gave a good solid massage. Not sure how old she is but she has a nice body and allowed ample roaming. Nice ending and plenty on teasing prior to flip. Did not ask for a tip before ending and that is always a plus in my book. I think the menu might expand on the next visit, I will return.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...eeling/9683182

[Wowxld28]

After all the great reports on this place, I decide to finally check it out myself. The location is pretty close to the old Ocean Spa, but it's kind of tucked away. I decided to do just the $100 30 min deal. When I got there the front lady told me only one was available, Patricia. I remember Patricia's photos because they were ALL over the ads that day. I know someone recently reviewed her and said she was a stunner, but I don't agree with that. IMO she's about a 5 maybe a 6, not a bad looking girl, but when your expecting a 10 from the ad, and she shows up, it's kind of a disappointment.

Overall, I would say this is an OK experience, not sure if I would do it again. Anyone know if ANY of the girls have accurate pics? Patricia was definitely not, and on my way out, I saw another girl. Totally forgot her name, but I would rate her as a 5 or 6 as well.

I called in advance and spoke to Camilla. I got there and she was not cute at all, maybe like a 4 but a 6 is too high, so I went with the little cutie latina Emily. She was fun and full of energy and gave her massage that way too. Her laugh is horrible but what-the-hell LOL. I did the 30 min deal. I left feeling really relaxed and calm. She is really good with her hands and she is very nice.

-wowxld28.

[GymBagJim]

I never review without permission. I will not state falsehoods if requested by the lady in question. I will honor certain requests to omit certain activities that the lady does not offer to all. I will sometimes let the lady proof read in advance with the understanding that if she objects to anything and wishes it removed then I will not post a review at all. I have helped out many ladies with my reviews. They have told me so over and over. Joytoy told me recently that she is a "rock star" now because of my reviews of her last year. I am always glad to help.

[MikeInBrazil]

After all the great reports on this place, I decide to finally check it out myself. The location is pretty close to the old Ocean Spa, but it's kind of tucked away. I decided to do just the $100 30 min deal. When I got there the front lady told me only one was available, Patricia. I remember Patricia's photos because they were ALL over the ads that day. I know someone recently reviewed her and said she was a stunner, but I don't agree with that. IMO she's about a 5 maybe a 6, not a bad looking girl, but when your expecting a 10 from the ad, and she shows up, it's kind of a disappointment.

Overall, I would say this is an OK experience, not sure if I would do it again. Anyone know if ANY of the girls have accurate pics? Patricia was definitely not, and on my way out, I saw another girl. Totally forgot her name, but I would rate her as a 5 or 6 as well.

[Wowxld28]

"An American in PAriS". ...JaguarXF.

Thank you Jag! I didn't see her, but saw some of the other ladies! Awesome place.

[Wowxld28]

They have a great location, very secluded, in an office building...near John Young.

Had a great dream at PAS this afternoon $120 for the full hour with a tall Columbian with a great body. They are very clean and clean up after very well..Full menu and she was great at releasing my stress. I'm really nice so I tipped her $80. Total coin spent was $200+ but well worth it.

I can't wait until my next visit. I had my eye on another latina, very cute and fun sounding.

-wowxld.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

I personally don't mind reviews but I don't like too much details in them. I prefer those to be sent via PM. If you find a gem and want to spread the word PM a few of your trusted buddies on here to get the word out. If I found a review, favorable or not, that someone wrote after I asked them not to I wouldn't be too happy. I would probably no longer see that person or anyone that came to me thru the review.

Just a little advice from the other side. Hope it helps.

Providers beg us to "check out our reviews", etc. In their ads. They talk about, "let's push the limits of our sensuality", "mind blowing", "mind altering", "toe curling pleasure", "explore your deepest passions" "highly reviewed" "we're #1 in reviews", "I will be mastering my art of seduction", "look up my reviews" and The Jag's personal favorite: "call me, ay Papi" (A recent ad by Essence, LLC hottie and one of my ATF's, Tatiana) in their ads. Yet, when a guy gives them a detailed review some gals get pissed. My advice to ALL providers: Tell your clients to NOT give a review if you don't want your Vag's described here on the Board. If you only want us to give you a basic review, then, that's fine. We as gentlemen will ALWAYS honor that request. However, there are some douchebags out there. So, if a guy fucks up and you personally KNOW who he is (not just that you "think" you MIGHT know who it is) AND you know for an irrefutable FACT that he was the one that described the mole on the medial side of your right labial lip, or, that you have Old Pumpers' (OP), or JagXF's, initials tattooed on your clitoris, then, yes, I agree that you should not see him anymore. Or, at the minimum, tell him that if he does it again that you will not see him anymore. But, remember ladies, that men cum RUNNING to see you after you get a favorable review; ESPECIALLY if those reviews are graphic and detailed. And ultimately ladies it is all about the coin, isn't it?? And ladies, we LOVE to give you our hard earned money.

Providers, you MUST ASSUME that every client reads and / or is a member of the Board, even if he says that he is not a member of any Board. Therefore, it is INCUMBENT upon you to tell your client before, or, after the session that you DO NOT want to be reviewed. Or, if you are reviewed, that you would like to have just the "basics" reviewed and not a Grey's Anatomy description of your reproductive organs. Providers you must also understand that there are guys that saw you and are pissed because you did not give them FS, BBBJ, BBACF, or, BBCF, etc. And because they are upset with you, these azzholes come on the Board and write a poor review of you, or, they may write a very detailed / graphic review in order to achieve "Board cred", if you will, even though they are fully aware that they are providing a completely false report. These men are low-level struggling hobbyists who will talk shit about you because of their own inadequacies, not realizing that the real reason for their lack of success is staring right back at them in the mirror.

Personally, and I trust my brethren will agree, I will NEVER give a review of any provider if she tells me that she does not want to be reviewed. That would be inconsiderate, selfish and disrespectful to the provider. And my number one rule is to show my providers unconditional RESPECT 100% of the time, without exception. Of course, if a provider asks me, I ALWAYS tell them that I am NOT a member of any Board and that I do NOT read any Board. The Jag always plays deaf, dumb and stupid. At my age, that's easy to do.

The sexy and stunning Soviet Natasha, at Luxsa, very politely and professionally asked me several months ago to only give basic reviews of her luscious and delicious Latina hotties after I had posted a detailed review of Tori (I'm pretty sure it was Tori). Natasha only had to ask me once. After an exchange of PM's, I promised her that I would never post a detailed review of any of her gals from now on. From that point forward, all of my Luxsa reviews have been generic, if you will.

The same thing applies with the sexy, seductive and sensual Lynn at I-8. Lynn very politely sent me a PM asking me not to give great details in my reviews of her ladies after I had given a detailed review of the insatiable Natalie and Jenna. Accordingly, I promised Lynn that I would never post a detailed review of her gals again and that I would only give basic details, as we move forward. I have held and will continue to hold to that paradigm.

Hugs and Jag kisses, ladies.

I will be seeing at least two of you gorgeous women this weekend.

Jaguar "ay Papi" XF.

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