Massage Parlor Reports

[GirlsLuvMe]

Fellas please do not hate on JAG.

I believe all of his reports. By far the most entertaining poster on this forum.

Please keep the info coming.

YMMV... If you do not want the mileage to vary as much bring more money with you!

All these hookers have a price. Just a matter of finding the right number.

Personally, I'm not spending $300 at a massage parlor. WAAAY better options for that amount!

Jet Blue Non-stop Flight to the. Are. Is 350!

Plenty of really hot latina GFE's in Miami well under 300.

Yet to see any provider in Orlando that is of physical quality worth more than $150.

PM if you want leads on better experiences for less in Miami.

Or if anyone wants to go to DR for the weekend!

[Sillyolman]

Thank you well put! I do think as admin. You should have a Bullshit button so you can out some people!

Why not put in a bullshit button? I think that would be good.

[Barolo]

This should help with Lindsey.

Lindsey. LMT. No draping required. She is the gal in the photos. Gentlemen, because Lindsey is an LMT, I will not get into much detail here. I do not believe that she reads the Board. But, I do not want to take any chances and fuck up my future sessions with her. I saw her twice. Our first session was so fucking intense and explosive, that I saw her again a very short time later. So, please, my brethren, allow The Jag to say this: I don't know of many young co-ed type women that are as intensely sexy as Lindsey is, yet maintains the demur innocence of the "girl next door" look. IMHO she is the personification, of curves, femininity and smoldering sensuality. IMHO she a very sexy body with a beautiful "heart shaped" ass. Great tits too. When you see her in person, you will be amazed at how beautiful Lindsey is. Her hair was gorgeous, silky smooth and smelled fresh. Lindsey's smile was effervescent and illuminating. Her hands and nails were perfectly manicured. Lindsey's personality was as good as any gal I have ever seen. Her skin is flawless: sooo very soft and smooth. Her hands are easily as smooth as any gal in the LMT biz. I put her right up there with Tara Marie and Jackie Joy. Lindsey's body was so very warm and smooth while she performed a FULL BTB massage. We started with me on my stomach while she massaged my back, legs etc.

After about 20 minutes of that, I flipped over. That's where the fun began. Lindsey slowly began to massage my chest, stomach, legs and inner thighs. Her soft hands working their way sensually up my straining thighs, toward my sac.hers soft hands gliding ever so slowly across my twitching cock and churning ball sac...back and forth back and forth with soft sensual flowing strokes all across my cock, sac and lower pelvis with her soft, soft feminine hands and fingers, while she looked up at me with her beautiful seductive eyes letting me know that she was getting turned on. Soon, the intensity and sexuality of the BTB massage overwhelmed us both!!

My massage with Lindsey was among the best that I have ever had. Lindsey takes very limited appointments, as she has a full time sales job and only does LMT part time. I will repeat as often as I am able to afford her tender, loving, caring and sensitive touch.

Gentlemen, run, don't walk to see Lindsey. 75/ hr. PM for great Intel. http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...&image=9768151.

JaguarXF.

Jag.

I don't think she is an LMT! I think she may have gone to school but she is not lincensed. When I saw her a few years ago she was VERY pricey for any extras. What I didn't care about her massage was she was way to quick to go to the extra menu, not much massage!

[Barolo]

I get a fair amount of mail from guys complaining about JaguarXF, he's a liar, he's a stalker, he has multiple ID's, and my personal favorite, he's destroying the integrity of the forum. Here at USASG all we provide is a wall for guys to throw paint on, so long as the posts don't violate our guidelines guys can write what they want. If you don't like what somebody writes, for whatever reason, there is a simple remedy;

• Click on their name.

• Click Add to Ignore List

• Click Yes

Then you will never, ever, see another one of their posts.

It's really simple if you think about it.

Thanks,

A2

P.S. Oh yeah, and the argument that they will fuck up new members is rejected as well. With all the people that write RTFF as a mantra here, it's up to the new guys to figure out that not every word on this forum was written by God himself. I've been a member for 12 years, I figured out that some of the stuff here is pure bullshit, (not accusing you of anything Jag) so did all of you guys, they will as well.

Thank you well put! I do think as admin. You should have a Bullshit button so you can out some people!

[Barolo]

I'll never buy the argument that a poster is making shit up just because his experience hasn't happened to me. Anyone who's been in the game long enough probably has a couple of true experiences with LMTs who are otherwise legit, but for whatever reason decided to cross over and offer a HE, BJ, FS, or something else that their other customers would never imagine. For obvious reasons, these UTR providers will and should probably never be discussed publicly. I haven't read anything here from any poster that screams bullshit. On the contrary, most of the reports from some of this board's most prolific writers are consistent with some personal experiences, yet some guys remain in a state of denial.

As for any provider who comes on here to deny offering certain services, shut the fuck up. You only draw more attention to yourselves. Some of you, with your fake phony pictures just need to keep on sucking and licking, and stop posting before we start calling you out for false advertising.

Very well said!!

[Sex Xes]

Well what the fuck does that mean? What do you see at the top left of this page? This isn't google reviews or amazon. I fucking hate useless reviews!

His review told me everything I needed to know. Not everyone gives a Jag penthouse letter review. Thank God.

[Xinyl]

You forgot to mention that the Administration members here will also put people on an ADMIN ignore list. Case and point I posted something after Jag had went on and on about his cock, The Admin then placed him on an ignore list I can not manipulate.

This is true. I was assessed an infraction for responding to a post made my a member in my ignore list not knowing they were placed in the list by admin. I don't always log in to view the forum and Admin swore that I must have logged out to read that member's posts then log back in to flame him. Not the case...I only log in to click on a picture or to post...not always necessary.

I don't even know how you view that list, just how to add them.

[Whiskeysours]

I'll never buy the argument that a poster is making shit up just because his experience hasn't happened to me. Anyone who's been in the game long enough probably has a couple of true experiences with LMTs who are otherwise legit, but for whatever reason decided to cross over and offer a HE, BJ, FS, or something else that their other customers would never imagine. For obvious reasons, these UTR providers will and should probably never be discussed publicly. I haven't read anything here from any poster that screams bullshit. On the contrary, most of the reports from some of this board's most prolific writers are consistent with some personal experiences, yet some guys remain in a state of denial.

As for any provider who comes on here to deny offering certain services, shut the fuck up. You only draw more attention to yourselves. Some of you, with your fake phony pictures just need to keep on sucking and licking, and stop posting before we start calling you out for false advertising.

[Falstaff1]

I get a fair amount of mail from guys complaining about JaguarXF, he's a liar, he's a stalker, he has multiple ID's, and my personal favorite, he's destroying the integrity of the forum. Here at USASG all we provide is a wall for guys to throw paint on, so long as the posts don't violate our guidelines guys can write what they want. If you don't like what somebody writes, for whatever reason, there is a simple remedy;

• Click on their name.

• Click Add to Ignore List

• Click Yes

Then you will never, ever, see another one of their posts.

It's really simple if you think about it.

Thanks,

A2

P.S. Oh yeah, and the argument that they will fuck up new members is rejected as well. With all the people that write RTFF as a mantra here, it's up to the new guys to figure out that not every word on this forum was written by God himself. I've been a member for 12 years, I figured out that some of the stuff here is pure bullshit, (not accusing you of anything Jag) so did all of you guys, they will as well.

You forgot to mention that the Administration members here will also put people on an ADMIN ignore list. Case and point I posted something after Jag had went on and on about his cock, The Admin then placed him on an ignore list I can not manipulate.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

I ran into the same situation when I first posted here. I have since decided to keep a low profile and only share with a select group of like-minded brothers by pm. It was almost like I was the new bull in the pasture challanging for supremacy of the herd. Nothing could have been further from the truth. Knowledge is power.

And I hear you in your post, my excellent gent. Honestly, I am not trying for Board "supremacy". I am just sharing my Intel for all of you to enjoy and to utilize to your aggregate benefit. I just happen to enjoy writing detailed reviews.

I have read some of your posts, GBJ, and they are awesome, indeed, my brother. You are quite the "eloquent one", if you will. You know how The Jag, and others (though not all) on here love detailed reviews.

If I ever start seeing Escorts, I will be carefully reviewing your reviews, along with several other SM's, so I will know where to go for the best escort "dreams".

JaguarXF.

[GymBagJim]

I get a fair amount of mail from guys complaining about JaguarXF, he's a liar, he's a stalker, he has multiple ID's, and my personal favorite, he's destroying the integrity of the forum. Here at USASG all we provide is a wall for guys to throw paint on, so long as the posts don't violate our guidelines guys can write what they want. If you don't like what somebody writes, for whatever reason, there is a simple remedy;

• Click on their name.

• Click Add to Ignore List

• Click Yes

Then you will never, ever, see another one of their posts.

It's really simple if you think about it.

Thanks,

A2

P.S. Oh yeah, and the argument that they will fuck up new members is rejected as well. With all the people that write RTFF as a mantra here, it's up to the new guys to figure out that not every word on this forum was written by God himself. I've been a member for 12 years, I figured out that some of the stuff here is pure bullshit, (not accusing you of anything Jag) so did all of you guys, they will as well.

I ran into the same situation when I first posted here. I have since decided to keep a low profile and only share with a select group of like-minded brothers by pm. It was almost like I was the new bull in the pasture challanging for supremacy of the herd. Nothing could have been further from the truth. Knowledge is power.

[Admin2]

I get a fair amount of mail from guys complaining about JaguarXF, he's a liar, he's a stalker, he has multiple ID's, and my personal favorite, he's destroying the integrity of the forum. Here at USASG all we provide is a wall for guys to throw paint on, so long as the posts don't violate our guidelines guys can write what they want. If you don't like what somebody writes, for whatever reason, there is a simple remedy;

• Click on their name.

• Click Add to Ignore List

• Click Yes

Then you will never, ever, see another one of their posts.

It's really simple if you think about it.

Thanks,

A2

P.S. Oh yeah, and the argument that they will fuck up new members is rejected as well. With all the people that write RTFF as a mantra here, it's up to the new guys to figure out that not every word on this forum was written by God himself. I've been a member for 12 years, I figured out that some of the stuff here is pure bullshit, (not accusing you of anything Jag) so did all of you guys, they will as well.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Well what the fuck does that mean? What do you see at the top left of this page? This isn't google reviews or amazon. I fucking hate useless reviews!

This should help with Lindsey.

Lindsey. LMT. No draping required. She is the gal in the photos. Gentlemen, because Lindsey is an LMT, I will not get into much detail here. I do not believe that she reads the Board. But, I do not want to take any chances and fuck up my future sessions with her. I saw her twice. Our first session was so fucking intense and explosive, that I saw her again a very short time later. So, please, my brethren, allow The Jag to say this: I don't know of many young co-ed type women that are as intensely sexy as Lindsey is, yet maintains the demur innocence of the "girl next door" look. IMHO she is the personification, of curves, femininity and smoldering sensuality. IMHO she a very sexy body with a beautiful "heart shaped" ass. Great tits too. When you see her in person, you will be amazed at how beautiful Lindsey is. Her hair was gorgeous, silky smooth and smelled fresh. Lindsey's smile was effervescent and illuminating. Her hands and nails were perfectly manicured. Lindsey's personality was as good as any gal I have ever seen. Her skin is flawless: sooo very soft and smooth. Her hands are easily as smooth as any gal in the LMT biz. I put her right up there with Tara Marie and Jackie Joy. Lindsey's body was so very warm and smooth while she performed a FULL BTB massage. We started with me on my stomach while she massaged my back, legs etc.

After about 20 minutes of that, I flipped over. That's where the fun began. Lindsey slowly began to massage my chest, stomach, legs and inner thighs. Her soft hands working their way sensually up my straining thighs, toward my sac.hers soft hands gliding ever so slowly across my twitching cock and churning ball sac...back and forth back and forth with soft sensual flowing strokes all across my cock, sac and lower pelvis with her soft, soft feminine hands and fingers, while she looked up at me with her beautiful seductive eyes letting me know that she was getting turned on. Soon, the intensity and sexuality of the BTB massage overwhelmed us both!!

My massage with Lindsey was among the best that I have ever had. Lindsey takes very limited appointments, as she has a full time sales job and only does LMT part time. I will repeat as often as I am able to afford her tender, loving, caring and sensitive touch.

Gentlemen, run, don't walk to see Lindsey. 75/ hr. PM for great Intel. http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...&image=9768151.

JaguarXF.

[Falstaff1]

Well what the fuck does that mean? What do you see at the top left of this page? This isn't google reviews or amazon. I fucking hate useless reviews!

Sounds like you need some immediate stress relief sir! I could read it loud and clear friend, she came to his place, she did a good massage and left him happily ended.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

This PSA applies to SOME providers, but not all. This PSA is more for Rub Gals and LMT's that provide extras.

We hobbyists all know that YMMV with each of you lovely, sexy and oh so talented ladies. You will FS some clients and not others. It's all part of the game.

All of you know that we men are testosterone driven, lecherous creatures who think about pussy, what, 200 time a day, according to the sex experts? (Especially the married ones, LOL). ALL of you, who are experienced providers, know how to hustle us out of our hard earned money. You have your favorite clients and we have our favorite providers. For you to post here that you DO NOT provide FS, BBBJ, BBACF and / or BBCF, etc. Etc., for your ATF clients is, indeed, disingenuous, misleading and even borderlines on the paradigm of "unfair trade practices". I believe it is called: "Truth in advertising". You sexy ladies post your prurient ads, licentiously and decadently all over CL and BP. Your succulent, plump round, testicle tightening, soft and tender 100% feminine asses and breasts, are posted with your ads, begging us, even exhorting us, to fuck you (Note: all FS sessions are "non-health care related") into the next zip code, if you will (I actually believe I fucked Alexa and Emily at PAS into the next county, Keri into the microwave and Patricia into a sweet rendition of "ay Papi Jag, fuck me" All of us red-blooded men get turgid (erect) looking at your sumptuous ass pics. I (as I know other men have) have nearly "rubbed one out", if you will, on more than a few occasions while oozing pre-cum all over your edible ass pics. You gorgeous women know what turns us men on, indeed. That is the intent of your ads, correct? I believe they call that "wise marketing strategy". As a connoisseur of fine feminine asses, The Jag can tell you that he will NOT respond to an ad unless I can either see your ass, or, in Lindsey's (LMT), Jen's, (LMT) Jenna's (LMT) case, I can see enough of your ass, or, your facial bone structure to determine that you may have a nice ass, (anthropology 101) in order to make an educated guess as to whether or not I want fuck you.

I have publically addressed this issue in the past with other well-known and beautiful providers such as Hailey and JJ. I have also discussed this matter with about 6 other UTR rub gals, via back channel PM's. I have received a few PM's from two or three guys that have been hobbying a long time, but do NOT post on the Board much. These men have told me that they have had FS with several of the providers that I have reviewed here. These men, like me, paid big Jag coin to get FS from these providers. The details these esteemed brothers gave to me about these ladies lead me to believe that they were honest and truthful. Of course, there is no way to know for sure, absent a lie detector test and a face to face meeting with the provider. However, these gentlemen seemed worthy and I have to trust them at their word. We have ALL heard providers tell us: "Oh Jag, you are the ONLY client that I have sex with, I swear babycakes", only to find out later that it is a FUCKING lie. All of us brethren have been there. Truthfully, it really sucks when you think you have an ATF provider that is ONLY banging your brains out, only to find out that she REPEATEDLY lied straight to your face and that she is, in fact, fucking one or more of our fellow brethren. But, we, as mature men, understand that this hobby is a fucking business and as far as the providers are concerned, it is ALL about the coin. This is not a hobby for the faint of heart, or, for those men who tend to become "attached", if you will, to a provider. Doing so will likely bring you emotional heartache and disappointment.

As I have said before, publically and through back channel PM's: ALMOST every FUCKING provider has their price. It's as simple as that. True, some, but very few providers have never provided FS. There may be a few gals that DID provide FS but, are not doing so any longer. I would submit that a lot of men, including myself, unequivocally respect that. Regrettably, however, some providers post here saying that they do not provide FS, BBBJ and DATY, etc., when they know, IN FACT, that they are fucking AND / OR sucking one or two of their ATF clients for a MINIMUM of 200-400 dollars per orgasm / ejaculation.

So, please ladies, continue draining our ball sacs and bank accounts, but, do not post here stating that you are not FS when we all know that most (again, not all) of you do. Many of you gladly provide FS IF you are VERY attracted to your client AND the Jag coin is right. Personally, I love all of you beautiful and sensual ladies. The Jag has always been a complete and consummate gentleman to each and EVERY provider that I have ever had the pleasure to have seen. I have paid them very well, indeed, and I will continue to do so until I leave the hobby.

Accordingly, as long as I (and my esteemed hobbying brothers) have the requisite coin and as long as you are willing and able, we hobbyists will continue to go balls deep into your soft, tender, wet AND tight Vaginal flesh (covered as always).

Hugs, kisses, and loads of Jag jizz deep, deeper and finally balls deep into your cock craving, spermatozoa swallowing cervix (s).

Love always,

JaguarXF.

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